YOU'RE AN UGLY BABY & NOBODY LIKES YOU!

[Diongirl85]

Plz impregnate mommytard we need more tards and u 2 are only 31 u youngsters

[hellayxo]

thumbs up if your watching this in 1987!! :)

[OMFGWoWx]

@hellayxo no loser

[hellayxo]

@OMFGWoWx ew wth who are u

[Anoukvdk]

Worst topcomments ever.

[Peacelovemusic467]

rocktard is growing up soo fast!!!!

[EMINEMisTheBestNr1]

no I am fucking watching this in 1776... damn i hate those comments.

[TheZephos]

LOUIS VUITTON bag on ebay: LV Black Handbag Monogram Multicolore

[HannieXNichole]

So that's ow you get blondehair ;)

[Kbark3265]

Babytard is Blonde because she takes a bath

[stephaniebarney]

Skip to 5:00 to the "takes a bath part"

[blondesrock17]

i now get the intro 'babytard's blonde cause she takes a bath'

[kath1412]

the intro says that sontard is a dancing quenn????

[Arniegtr]

Thumbs up if you are watching this with your eyeballs...

[dragon9on]

thumbs if you.... no wait, i got a life!

[MegaNeefa]

I miss this house :(

[AndreaImogen]

I have a feeling this was my first shaytards vlog... it's so weird because I couldn't remember but watching this, something has just clicked in my mind. I knew I would find it eventually if I went back to the beginning and started from there! Haha :)

[Blueninja5678]

A long rectangle one is better!!!!!!!

[SomeoneBeautifulify]

Thumbs up if you don't care when you're watching this. You just love the ShayTards.

[rinikatrini]

Shay & Katilette are so cute together :)

[no1supernaturalfan]

gosh u guys have the cutest kidssssssssss

[ninidalin]

I love Cooper's reaction at 02.56 :)

[SomeoneBeautifulify]

I almost forgot there was a Katilette with bangs, and a BabyTard with short hair and who almost never talks.

[CookiieMonsterrOner]

when shay bit the tomato i paused and washed one.... and then ate it with salt :)

[lizzy9222]

that part in the movie is about drugs

[Awesomegirl1262]

thats love <3

[OrlaThomas1]

Shay is like FULL ON crazy in this vlog ha! Best "that's what she said" though!

[mamaOf520121]

such a fun family lmao

[alyssafay92]

babytard's blonde 'cause she takes a bath ! :)

[Kchick333]

i hate tomatos too shay lol

[Kchick333]

dont say that!!

[cuteycatx3]

I CANT DO HOMEWORK!!! IM ADDICTED TO WATCHING SHAYTARDS

[iluvmyphone1011]

@cuteycatx3 Agreed! haha my homework get delayed for a couple of hours :)

[purpleprincess745]

@TheOfficialMG its just a joke.

[purpleprincess745]

when mommytard said and i like tootsie rolls made me laugh so hard!

[purpleprincess745]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2094 0.o

[TheOfficialMG]

@purpleprincess745 you're gonna be dead so you'll never know

[hurleygurley21]

you guys are weiiiiiirdos

[emilylovex1]

Rocktard is adorible!!!!! :)

[PetChucacabra]

Thumps up if you don't give a hoot when your watching this.

[ZaraIvy]

Thumbs up if u watch this in 2012

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

@ZaraIvy No, I'm watching this in 2042.

[chimelle12]

@ZaraIvy ITs amazing how much weight hes lost!

[ZaraIvy]

YOU'RE A CUTE BABY & EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!

[8956chloe]

thumbs up if ur watchin in 2012!!!!

[qwopmaster123]

OMFG princesstard is so fucking adorable!!!!

[haulingholly]

Thumbs up if you're watching this.

[hayyalyssaax]

oh my goshh! shay is fat and rocktard is the smallest thing ever. so weird.

[halliesummers1]

In my opinion, this is one of Shay's best videos. Definitely in my top 5! Thumps up if you agree!

[xthugstory]

Shay lost a lot of weight! :O

[kaileyobrien1]

keeop platying at 00:36

[Emzgoesmusic2]

omg this feels like yesterdaaaaaaaaaaay :o time runs by so fast

[purply100]

Thumbs up if you can't believe thats shay!

[biskut0024]

Your videos are drugs! Haha

[Msprachinoor]

u should call it jacktard !!!:):p

[GhostConnn]

you're videos are addicting LOL!!! I don't know why but they are and it's really weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I accidently clicked on one of you're videos and have sat hear for the past 4hours watching. And I have no idea why please help?

[emilynllave]

@GhostConnn exactly what happened to me a year ago.

[paloma145145]

I am from the future. You, Shay, will lose 100lbs and live in California.

[32jaf]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in Dec.

[lindz111]

Omg fat face

[neishy3]

LMAO this vlog gets me every time! colette and shay = psycho

[Rbmx1992]

You gotta a beautiful family

[emabeag]

hmm stil not sick of rocktard  x

[michaelnsophia]

EWWW!!! @ 7:24

[superman29151]

7:23 LOLZ!

[jameskillerpenson]

i think thosh people are anoying

[21ctm21]

thumbs up if you think people who ask for a thumbs up are annoying

[curtainsxup]

That's what she said....

[gullaa1]

how about Jack-o-tard

[ginaxbabe1]

Thumbs up if you watching this in November (:

[sazz102]

im watching this exactly 1month 2 xmas in 2011

[prettyinpinkkayla]

haha tomatotards ;D

[TardisLove10]

this was uploaded on my birthday last year <3

[misterminecraft114]

@thebjm21

this might be the only hate comment on shaytards

[sarahvlogs9]

@thebjm21

thumbs up if u think the guy i'm replying to sucks!

[nerdzRawesome1]

That was creepy! Yet very funny!

[mondays4aday]

They are the perfect couple!!! Hahaha

[stepsister8]

this was my first shaytards vlog!

[purplefiest]

ive been watching the shaytards forever and it feels like just yesterday i watched this video and he said that people must be so sick of watching rocktard.. so many things changed over one year!! and look how much shay changed physically!! you go shay!

[Rawlyssa]

Rocktard doesn't look the same!!!

[lauraleex3]

omg shay was so big!

[TheTotox666]

I never understood why It said that about Babytard's hair... :D I'm so glad I happened upon this!

[peach]

Babytard's blonde cause she takes a bath.

4 years old so you do the math.

Anything is possible with BabyTard,

Front cover of James Blunt's album art.

[chloflipper]

she is not even fat i love her

[aabusaif89]

@flashmoregash fuck u ur the one with no life quit hatin just cas no one likes ur gay ass

[MegaVization]

I FOUND IT!!!! omg ive been looking for this vid for two whole days!!! damn youve been hideing veeerry well!! this was the first shaytards vid ive ever seen!! im sooo happy i finally found it!! :D

[lydiazapata5]

@MegaVization this is my first shaytards video too :L

i remember seeing a shaycarl one when it was top favourited.. and then i guess i came across the shaytards from there. just over a year now :)

[alibrooke20]

ur wife is really skinny

[Mrsbieberforever16]

At first when I heard a shaytards intro, i tought to myself that it doesnt make seen.But now I get it lol

[ElizzyBizzyful]

lmao, this is my favorite Shaytards vlog... Especially the end :D haha

[FlashmoreGash]

Trying to hard to be like Jack Black....Its coming off lame!

[TheEugeneification]

@FlashmoreGash shay is way funnier than jack black. Why don't you just go nacho libre or something

[FlashmoreGash]

@TheEugeneification FFsake get a lifeand get off his d..k

[appleguy98]

Mommytard lol "i havent excerised since i had the baby so what? And I like tootsie rolls"

[missambushy]

im watching this in september 2011

[greenmohawkz]

MORE BALLS OF REDNESS

[savanah612]

thumbs this up if your watching this in september 2011!! :D:D

[123canana]

thumbs up if your watching this sep 2011

[Qalb999]

he lost a lot of weight!! GREAT JOB BRO! :D

"The Beginning Made Me LMFAO"

[obnoxiousxleprechaun]

Looking back at the old videos you can really see how much weight Shay has lost. O_O

[primeplanet]

I wonder what their neighbors are thinking

[321teenwolf]

i love how far they came

[eyenrad]

WOW SUPER DUPER CUTE...NO WONDER ROCKTARD'S FIRST WORD IS RETARD...HAHAHAH JK....WOW GREAT JOB !!!

[xurluvx]

At 1:56, that red and yellow tricycle, I have the exact same thing! :o Cool beans.

[RockHardOrGoHome1]

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't.

[haitihelper99]

@RockHardOrGoHome1 sorry cant repost i cant say bad words but i would!

[morganlam1]

is this were the intro came from babytard being blonde from taking a bath!?!?!?! OM,GG!!:D

[starwarslover45]

shay: I THink i will

mommytrd:ew! lol

[xSfilmsX]

he did it lol not me

[xSfilmsX]

its cuz the grandad use to work for him so i did it 20 yrs ago lol XD

[raulsarpe2929]

This is verry ugly ----> (ಠ益ಠ)

[TyannIsShadowStream]

not the video i wanted to see, but still funni!

[watermelonteam]

i love babytards smile :) she's so cute

[quenelko]

9:25... looks like they had too much of mommytards drugs

[tas03910]

@spike72956 its DADDY DONT LEAVE US if you look at the top of the video at the left corner to the right of where it says SHAYTARDS you will see a box with the number of videos they currently have.click the down arrow and it will show you all the next videos in order :)

[XMiZzDeLLaX]

U guys are my role models!!!!! :)

[burgerman72]

One day Rocktard will look back at these videos and say: 'Fuck you dad.".

[tayjay3388]

I WISH U MADE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS 1

[sciomni2008]

very funny with them 2 at the end

[chinadollsyndrome]

What Grandpa Joe says is, "I haven't been swimming in twenty years."

[8quinlans]

Is that what you guys do when the kids are asleep! Ha ha ha

[LeinadNesterbegne]

I HATE PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK.

[neishy3]

MORRREEE BALLS OF REDNESSSS

[ujustmetagirlnamed]

i miss this house :(

[sydneytope]

ppl u shood c the part @ 7:24-7:32 its soooooo funny lol

[ItsKarenDuh]

hahaha shay and i said "thats what she said" at the same time lol 7:56

[xohollisterbabe92xo]

his kids are rlly cute

[goldenbricks246]

oh golly

:D



[ggeek101]

shay the grandpa use to work in the factory back then, so 20 years ago when he worked there he probably floated in fizzy drinks haha, gatta think that

[MissStalked]

My 2nd cousin's father was Mommytard's high school boyfriend :/

[MalseX3]

@MissStalked so?

[peacexxZarZar]

@MissStalked how do you knoww???

[MissStalked]

@peacexxZarZar well their family came over and i was hanging out with my 2nd cousin and i was like watch this and i showed him a shaytards video and he was like i think i know that girl and i was like really! awesome :) but then he told me that he saw her in a picture once so i was like whatever. then they were leaving and their dad saw her on my laptop screen and was like i dated that girl when i was younger. and i was like yeah right. but he was serious he has a picture of them :)

[peacexxZarZar]

@MissStalked wow!!

[stargirl8621]

TIE THE DOG TO THE WAGOOOOOON!!!!! C(3:

[sitarstylereptiles]

Awwwww :) rocktard is cute :)

[vegasprincesstard]

im glad u said that cause i hate tomatoes

[pornoslut]

what a great family =) !!!

[Slipknotaxes]

I WANNA MAKE MONEY!?

[stepsister8]

this is the first shaytards episode i watched, been a fan ever since!!!!

[annamariavandyk]

when i grow up i want to be just like you and katilette you guys are awesome parents and a great christian family you guys are my roll modles

[ZplusCgirls]

In the intro it says that sontard is a dancing Queen.... Hmmm...Shay do you have something to tell us?

[fjcruiseruser1]

Did u have your coffee?

[CertifiedStarah]

hi

[andysixxsixx]

haha sorry but to the hates fuck you, this family is great, tbh you dont get familys that after that hardly arguie or yell at eachother, you can tell these kids have been brought up well, and Shay is a great dad

[xantoniaxxx]

8:14 mental note: try not to get THIS bored.

[Demeriny399]

@xantoniaxxx I think it would be fun to get that bored!

[santic1100]

awwww,so freaking ugly in some fact but cute

[101ecarg]

"More balls of redness!!!" LOL!!! That part was funny!!!

[xlysharosee]

Thumbss up if youre watchingg this in June 2011!

[hurricanesQB1]

@xlysharosee Thumbs up if youre a thumbwhore in June 2011!

[xena91802]

@xlysharosee im not watching this in june im watching in august HAHA!!! XD

[randomkatie23]

@xlysharosee im not, im watching this in 1997

[juicym8]

@xlysharosee ha ha i watched it in September 2011!

[Littlepanda99]

@xlysharosee no im watching this in 13 th december 3001

[sexeginger]

@Namtrip I never threatened you and I'm sorry if it seemed that way. What I said was true and I'm not trying to act tough, this is just me. Now then don't send me any more profile messages or comments, I will ignore you because I don't like you and you bother me. Please try and watch the language and attitude though. Special emphasis on the attitude, no one likes attention seekers.

[sexeginger]

@NAMTRIP Also really? Hating on his kids? If you said stuff like that in public I'd drop you in like a second because I and slot of people would have no tolerance for something like that. The rite of free speech means you can say anything you want, it doesn't mean you should. With that I will leave you to you're douchiness.

[sexeginger]

@NAMTRIP we see sooo many of you all over YouTube. You look for attention by hating on a widely popular YouTube celebrity just for the thrill of an arguement. A couple things: this is YOUtube. You upload videos about yourself. It is the entire point. Second shaycarl's one of the top vloggers who has both a partnership and is one of the founders of maker studios. Whatever he's doing it's working and he's probably doing alot better than you.

[LoveKy35]

Shay-*bites into tomato*

Mommytard- "Ew"

Not sure why but I laughed out loud :)

[CELC1989]

LOL at the whole ending of the video! I think they had too many of Mommytards drugs XD

[kailrockson]

anybody notice that in the intro it says and they've got a big boy who's a dancing QUEEN?!?

[Bmw33newmoon]

lol thats what she said haha