Chris Dane Owens - Shine On Me [High Quality Video]

[Zazzerpan]

i wish every blockbuster movie trailer or japanese anime was like this

[krammy9goggler]

man final fantasy has gotten really fruity lately

[PopularPK]

1:54 random ship explosion (btw this is the WORST music video created, anyone who says otherwise....is blind or helped make this video)

[DustyWulf1]

can we please get lyrics in the description. we beg you

[Keunic]

i based my entire life off of this video

in monks tempes if you havent seen this video thay tie you up and beat you befor making you watch this little bit oh heaven!@@!@!$!!#$@#$!2

[rilus]

Winter is fucking coming

[DustyWulf1]

@rilus all he needs is gold tooth and a blue beard to be daario. or purple eyes to be viserys

[kissfan7]

It almost has a plot for the first few seconds, then it goes into crazy mode.

[Gnorgalof]

I also want a lightningbolt to penetrate my chest when I take off my clothes for no reason... </3

[snowgrouse]

*weeps from joy*

[ChrisDaneOwens]

He's alright. Seen better.

[lulavampiro]

Chris Dane Owens rolls twenties. Every time.

[BeatCrusader15]

mega64 sent meh here :3 GDC! :D

[zenfrodo]

This would be much improved by two robots and a geek trapped on board a spaceship sitting in the corner & making snarky comments....

[zenfrodo]

...lemme guess. Directed by Uwe Boll?

[RhinoG123]

@zenfrodo No, directed by Robert Short. He did the special effects for E.T. and Star Trek The Motion Picture. Why he's stooping to this level I have no idea

[RhinoG123]

my head a splode

Also, the guy singing this is Gary Owen's son. Yes, the guy from Laugh-In.

[djwithnoname]

Hero in guyliner? Sword weilding chick vampires? Defending m'lady from some evil sparks? Gang of pterodactyls? Bad guy spilit screen! Running horses! Snow angels! MATCHING ROBES!!!! That's only the first 1:30. Hold on...Yep. I just came, and am now homosexual as well.

[KoreaSUN]

I didn't know Ann Coulter could sing.

[alexxarian]

Chris Dane Owens, you are God.

[KindofEpic]

Looks like a bad MMORPG commercial...love it!

[scottyboy4485]

Epicly Bad. Still, no one can resist the porn mustache/chroma key combo.

[Krayorik2point0]

Does the one chick in the white robe remind anyone else of White Mage from 8-Bit Theatre?

[groovinit18]

CDO all the way!!!!

[parsnippings]

29 people are Enemies of Love.

[inferno232]

J.R.R. Tolkien meets Michael Bay meets Princess Bride.

[RhinoG123]

@inferno232 With a soundtrack by Michael Bolton

[ThePotatoLord]

1:54 , that guy is the most badass man to ever walk the earth, he's all "fuck this ship, Imma swing my sword", then THE FUCKING SHIP EXPLODES! he's like a hybrid of Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris.

[KatieLimone]

I LAUGHED :D

[djwithnoname]

I just came. This video could turn God himself gay. How can something so awesome even exist?

[trevnog]

Best single of 2009. A pop masterpiece.

[wubby11]

I wish this was a movie so i would know what the heck is going on in the video, I love this song!

[Starspawn17]

This video deserves a billion views. SHINE ON CHRIS DANE!!!

[TieXiongJi]

The absolute best music video ever made.

[xNattefrost]

CROCODILE!

[sufoide]

que tiene ke hacer el angel de la independencia en este video?

[Mythtern1]

its like watching "lord of the rings" if Legolas was packing a guitar!

[defector1968]

the song is magnificent

his voice too

the video has many different eras

you can confirm it from the 4-5 types of swords

also 1 moment is right handed and the next left handed

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still the song is just perfect

[defector1968]

the song is magnificent

his voice too

the video has many different eras

you can confirm it from the 4-5 types of swords

also 1 moment is right handed and the next left handed

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still the song is just perfect

[oklev89]

DragonForce ain't got shit on how epic Chris Dane Owens is. Not even half as epic.

(To avoid any misunderstanding, I am a fan of DragonForce, they're just not as epic)

[Yerflua]

I do believe the Awesomeness content of this video has Broken Time.

[BananaFort]

It's a proven fact that all the world's problems would be solved if every music video were like this.

[Aurasword90]

HEY DAVID BOWIE.

WHATCHU DOIN' DOG?

[LastExyle]

Dungeons And Dragons the music video.

[pizzavortex3000]

2:22 Mere Mortal, that which dazzles thee is only the light that hideth my exposed chest.

[HoLyCoUgAr]

Lawls, hehe xD

[UnfoundMusic]

this video/song changed my life

[mjohnson1915]

2:22 I AM MADE OF !!!LIGHT!!!

[kuhlka]

Whats up with the white hair not matching his beard and mustache?

[HoLyCoUgAr]

dunno;X

[havik119]

Absolutley CANNOT get over 2:57

hahahahahah LMOA, and any other suitable texty lingo that's used to describe uncontrollabel laughter UL?

I think he's in love with himself

[danman2424]

can you blame him for being in love with himself? Chris Dane Ownens is the sexiest thing God put on this earth and legions of his fans will vouch for that

[alexxarian]

(n-th viewing) If Chuck Norris saw this, he'd immediately become a pacifist, start crying and we'd all become immortal.

[ChrisDaneOwens]

Do you feel like I do, when the years rain down on you? Don't you know, you're my light.

Welcome to immortality.

[alexxarian]

The wave function that contains my opinion about this music video refuses to collapse. Is this the kitschiest video I've ever seen or does it transcend kitsch and thus truly belong in the arts department?

[Mew0mew]

This is utterly ridiculous, and yet I can't resist wanting to bang him

[kuhlka]

He might be into the strap-on thing though.

[nd396597]

looks like Lucius Malfoy...

[RavenCK]

It makes me want to swoon! lololol

[HouseCiliviel]

Best Vid EVERRRRRRRRR!

[sg02069]

I like it very much. Wonderfully satisfying after watching the mv.

[HoLyCoUgAr]

I love this vid...at least they didn't use some skinny model bitch as the leading lady

[emperorIng360]

Wait. Isn't that masked dude a Grolim? Did they really rip off of a Grolim here?

[Kenetoku]

SUCK

[RainbowDemon]

Chris Dane OWNS!

[sims983]

dude how could you possibly knock this  this is one of the funniest and most awesome things my eyes have ever seen

[Twiryn]

Wow. Epic.

[Gummi711]

It depresses me that this was inspired by anime.

[Alexencandar]

Why?

[ChrisDaneOwens]

Because I say so.

[MyFlyIsDown]

wtf is this?

[gojko88]

This has got to be the gayest video ever.

[HoLyCoUgAr]

I don't care what people say. I love this song!

[19786657]

Arrgh. What can I say?

[HoLyCoUgAr]

Hawt! :3

[pinksummers]

this is the absolute best! on all levels, it tops.

"... do you feel like i do ..." :)

[ZombieMurdock667]

There was so many fans blowing on him that my eyes dried up.

[Shifterred]

HOLY HANNAH. The HQ version is EVEN MORE AMAZING. YAY!

...I totally watch this video every day. I just can't help it. It's...it's just addicting.

[elihatesme]

1:39 Is that Joel McHale in the middle????

[danthoa]

i notice all the negative reactions....seems like MTV etc did its work with its crap music in brainwashing the kids

[mistergoofletron]

Every time I watch this video I gain 150 experience points.

[eatsleepmusic]

I always have to remind myself that if I wait longer before I watch this video again, I'll get resting bonus, too!

[LovecraftianToenail]

@mistergoofletron

I just leveled up...

...in my pants.

[morganmanson12334453]

wtf that was the worst thing ever made no sence what so ever

[Stevedragonslayer]

Terrible. Like 100 hot chicks and not one naked enough.

[theamazingdrew]

I particularly like the Michelangelo reference. Maybe CDO can do a David pose for the second video?

[Varatil]

1:54 Did the sword make that boat explode? What the hell?

[elihatesme]

hahahahahahaha it did!!!!

[SanDiegoJoeVideo]

I bet that if the video had continued, Dr. Doom would have kicked his ass.

[sasori133]

youve got to love this video....or CDO will not shine on you

[LittleWhiteKitten]

EPIC!

i laughed so hard i fell out of my chair! i saw it on web soup and i had to look it up lol.

chris dane owens is now my hero. XD

[teetertoter3]

I like the complete lack of plot--reminds me of Stewies music video

[teetertoter3]

I like the complete lack of plot

[XinBiDe]

He looks like Ann Coulter

[Echo7boss]

is this the guy from the final fantasy games??

[eatsleepmusic]

He does look like Sephiroth; esp. in the scenes where he's dressed totally in black and silhouetted by the flames... ?

But Sephiroth was clearly a bad guy. CDO strikes me as more of an "unlawful good" alignment.

[iwearblack]

Where's my twenty-sided die? I need to make a saving throw against peeing my pants from laughing... Hehehe... Wrong, wrong... Horribly wrong...

[teetertoter3]

3 Things

-Wtf is a crocodile doing in it? XD

-What is he doing to that guitar?

-And of course, now they're pirates.. wow

That's what happens when horribly rich people meet todays technology...

[ubdoobtoo]

I thought it was Ben Stiller at first. lol

[retsub102]

Fucking amazing, but for all the wrong reasons.

[Shifterred]

YES.

That is the perfect description.

I can't seem to get any of my friends to agree with me on how epic this video is. :( Sad.

[Demonkill4600]

Can I download this? I mean, there's so many things going on at the same time in this video that I can swear something new happens every time I watch it.

[Laneous14]

Fantastic!!!! Love this.

[ExtremePunDemonium]

good quality, hilariously bad music video

[donbello65]

it's so awesomely shit

[sasori133]

any one know where i can download this?

[ExtremePunDemonium]

this video makes no goddamn sense

[thesamtasticvoyage]

i love this video i gave it a five

[Cowofdoom666]

The agile leap out of the flames! Chris Dane Owens is surely the greatest hero to walk these lands! :o

[Homieathome]

Okay citizens of youtube, true fucking story and if i'm lying i'm dyin (we all are, slowly). Some kids in my senior history course brought this on his flash drive, and after we were all raped by the epic-ness that is Shine On Me we were so transfixed by Chris Dane Owens lameness that one student actually took it upon himself to reach him and ask for an explanation. IN RESPONSE-Chris Dane Owens thanked 'stated' student for his interest in his 'art' and that he was too busy touring speak with us.

[SuperSteve120]

Chris Dane Owens is the best! This video never gets old.

[CelebrenIthil]

And to know that without Swaim, I wouldn't have lived without ever seeing this raw piece of awesome as a video. I mean-!Youtube character limit would never let me describe all the awesome in this, to the David Bowish ambiguous gendered dude with a mustache that makes him look like the guy in Princess Bride, to the fact he can't ride on a horse properly, to the evil goons with helmet that have their eyeslot on their nose, to the...and so on. To think I laughed at Rhapsody and Hammerfall vids...

[skrapyard444]

something tells me this guy is only 5 foot 4

[CanOfMinus]

Today I learned that when somebody throws a knife towards you that you have to spin and it won't hit you.

[mattmg6]

The mustache isn't drawn on, just dyed in. That, and epic.

[dobbsssssss]

the alligator!!! that and the super explosive wooden pirate ship were epic

[ZombieMurdock667]

I did not know this all happened during the crusades.

[HoaxKiss]

cracked sent me here.

this is just like Swaim described... Legolas, only once in a while, you get to see him play the guitar.

Lovin' the drawn-on mustache.

[CrushTheUniverse]

LOVE HAS ENEMIES!!!

[Cowofdoom666]

Pointless explosion at 2:48 wins.

[pishposhthis]

no pointless crocodile at 2:46 wins!

[cawright2007]

that is fucking scary.

[SexyTownBrown]

BRILLIANT! I love this so much!

[WhoIsThePumaman]

Shine On Me - porn for nerds

[KWIfilms]

How?

[KWIfilms]

Wish I could watch this in class. Lolz

Everything about this vid is almost random

[ldspianoplayer]

When was this made?!

[UmmTukTuk]

i wanna see this guys wardrobe

[kmgcatcousin]

Oddly enough, me too. O_O

Also, is it in the Big And Tall?

[SpasticAV]

When ever I'm having a crappy day I just watch this and laugh so damn hard! Thank you Chris Dane Owens!

[dancrulezidiot]

this video is the definition of what is word.

[SavoyPrime]

A lost elf from the LotR era having his own adventure?! Really?!

[arkraven123]

In reality his mother loved him more than, his brother legolas...

[arkraven123]

Im surprised this isnt a meme yet...

[thedocsniper]

You have the coolest history teacher. Ever.

[ninjablonde]

I'm pretty sure this video inspired Tolkien to write Lord of the Rings.

[Lordnightstalker]

I'm pretty sure you're right.

[ecclaed]

It's an RPG with a horrible dub.

[brayden12345]

Don't you love that super fakey guitar strumming at 02:57 ?

[alexxarian]

I wonder if it's taken out of the WoW blood elf guitar player animation.

[LeftyHangsLower]

Random fucking alligator at 2:46?

Either way, this video is amazing, it'll put hair on your chest.

[dinosweetums]

Okay. I don't really get how it was inspired from anime...?

Other than that this is the best thing ever created as far as I'm concerned. Haha

[scornedhatred]

YOUVE BEEN SHINE ROLLED!

[SAPProd]

Make it simpler: YOU'VE BEEN SHINE'D!

[Kyethn]

Considering the kind of budget that obviously went into this, I'm surprised they couldn't afford to buy him a better mustache.

[BlessedSammael]

It's like a trailer for a non-porno Pirates XXX mixed with Lord of the Rings.

[pizzavortex3000]

Yeah, I got that impression as well funnily enough.

[Cowofdoom666]

I want them to finish the second one!

[JeonardShadby505]

Six stars, YouTube. Make it happen. CDO wills it.

[Alzorthegreat]

PIIIIIIIRAAATEEEEES x3 (at 3:10) where did they come from? Where did they go? hmm?

[Cowofdoom666]

It's like all my dreams rolled into one.

[glrebirth9]

The new Rickroll?

[ragdrazi]

This is the ultimate Rickroll.

[captainlucy]

This is the greatest and best video in the world.

[gambitnightwing]

Was that an alligator and an explosion?

[Vincelambargo]

8 year olds dude, 8 year olds.

[theeditor]

My soul is in an epic struggle right now because I can't decide whether this video merits a 5 out of 5 or a 1 out of 5. There is no in between.

[christopherKBL]

this is really bad.

[cyurisich]

awesome?