Dan's Suitcase!

[realesethesteam]

Why would he have condoms in his house? He was in a long distance relationship.

[EpicSuccuss]

sunscreen

[sikmen11]

"in hypothetically awesome situations" lol

[TheTbone186]

who else saw the petrus method on his cube

[cac178]

Sunscreen

[Broadwaybratt525600]

Dan, you're like a cartoon character, you have a ton of the same clothing. It's awesome

[MotherFLAPJACK]

Didnt pack a condom

[raginggingy17]

hypothetical situations *cough* sex *cough*

[ledfarmer100]

What about Towelie from south park?? The high towel :D

[katana767]

we're the same size shoe xD and you forgot the condoms for the hypothetical situation where she'd see your undies!!

[xiaoxiao29]

6:54

[TeachMeToDancee]

You didn't pack your dignity.......

[ThePurplenessness]

I'm fairly new to the whole existance of Dan Brown thing. I like you more here. Your new stuff is a bit pedestrian.

[jake10116]

pack a 4x4 rubik's cube

[XXR3DSTRIP3XX]

SHAMWOW

[comedyman128]

Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel."  Not Mr. Hankey... Just saying...

[DJSchuhKay]

@comedyman128 hell yea...i remember, it was a towel which said bring a towel, not a piece of shit. :D

[CapeMan344]

Does anyone else hear the censorship at like 3:18? he replaces "shit" with "stuff"

[comedyman128]

@CapeMan344 Yeah kinda...

[punkmasterflexx]

what about something to get dressed up in, like the girl of your dreams is gonna be there man dont you want to at least make some effort to look done-up ?

[DimisWargame]

0:07 haehahah

[lolzination]

tampons just in cas hypothetically the girl of your dreams forget to pack some and if you nead them

[1FinalFantasyFreek1]

towlie says 'Don't forget to bring a towel' not Mr Hanky, Mr Hanky is a christmas poo

[bad2dabone49]

Towelie.

[MCSchack]

hey dan. you forgot your camera. if you dont have it with you you cant vlog

[blackzabbathfan]

i'm going to florida on friday (first time on a plane) what should i bring

[PokeZelda6664]

HELL YEAH PLATINUM! I had no idea you liked Pokemon.

[hbandchix]

Dan what about Shampoo?? I doubt the resorts shampoo will be much bigger than a hotel's and they never give you enough...unless you're only gonna be there like a day.

[Klangabanga28]

MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO. WHY WOULD A PEICE OF POO TELL YOU TO BRING A TOWEL?!? TOWELIE!!!!!

[Sameyach]

Hairbrush

[want2beactress]

Wait.... Danielle is impressed by your rubix cube? ;)

[unicrazyperson]

Hairbrush??

Sunglasses?

[autybabe13]

BAHAHAHAHA my dad has flip flops like them but his is like new hahaha

[FenderrMann]

what I would give to play you in a game of pokemon!

[MrIPhonemaniac]

where you going to find a electrical plug on a island? TELL ME DAN BROWN!

[Vingauld]

passport???

[countryroo123]

@Vingauld LOL!!! I guess the moral of this story is...Don't pack in half an hour!

[spiralfoam]

Money!? To buy yourself a swimsuit, wash your clothes and buy food...

[TheRydog100]

STEPHEN COLBERT FTW

[ChaoticSupernova]

A lot of black t-shirts and only white socks? I would suggest only black socks, to match your shirts.and then your dark green shorts will match your green converse and your green sweatshirt. Sorted.

[KariyaYoshida]

@ChaoticSupernova

Yeah, you've got a point. Though, since the girl of his dreams is going to be there, should some hypothetical situations hypothetically come up if she was to hypothetically come up where she should see him hypothetically in the hypothetical underpants that are hypothetically awesome, wearing black socks probably isn't a good idea :D

[DaShahir]

pokemon?

GOD i did not expect that :o

[FersotJ]

what about protection? from the sun? like sunscreen?

And condoms... don't forget the condoms.

[squishy1001]

I think u ment towlie when u sed don't forget to bring a towel... Mr hanley us awesome too tho

[yasa8864]

sunscreen, camera, tripod, cant think of anything else right now

[Huntsong64]

pokemon diamond, ruby,sapphire, and leaf green games! pwned! lol

[maltagrl]

You forgot:

- sunglasses and sunblock lotion (you're going to a tropical place right? lots of sun. you're blond, you'll burn like a crisp)

- hat

- passport, ID card, VISA, cash in the relevant currency

- tissues

- camera, camera charger

- and condoms for that hypothetical situation with the girl of your dreams ;) unless you plan on getting her pregnant on purpose...

[CobainKewl]

it;s not mister hanke!!!! its towelyey that says that ( and that is how you spell his name)

[100zaachz]

towlee said dont forget to bring a towl

[bandandjesusfreak]

you have 5 of the same shirts? Nestalgic a little?

[magictacomangapirate]

I may or may not have squee'd with fangirly joy when you mentioned having a Pokemon game...

may or may not have...

[xearlysunsets]

money?

[DannAlmighty]

its not mister hankey, its touwlie

OMG, hes such a funny charicter

[DDScameron]

you forgot condoms

[MrMinVik]

he packed shorts not pants cause its a tropical island!!!!!

[acgamesinc]

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo says, "Howdy Ho!" Towelie says, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

[DarrenTheDumbass]

condoms. if ur gunna b with the girl of ur dreams, u need condoms. unless u want std's and kids. i won't judge u

[PrincessSpaz12]

Phone charger but no phone

Camera and charger

iPod?

Pants

Pajamas (most guys don't seem to need then though)

And as other people have mentioned, things for the "hypothetical" situations.

[XxshizzitskittlesxX]

A cell phone? Pants? Pajamas? :]

[originalnerdgirl]

. . . I'm a little concerned that you were concerned enough to consider which underwear you would bring for hypothetical situations with the girl of your dreams. And then didn't bring condoms.

[ixipower2527]

@originalnerdgirl Lmao i was totally thinking that too

[mommyboy735]

SUNSCREEN!!! yup forgot that =]

[ktphoenix1809]

LOL I have I Am America (And So Can You!) too. Hilarious. :)

[Arxiuz2]

POKEMON WIN!

[MrKilleggman]

YaY pokemon platinum!

[ThatsGnarNarEtc]

Dan Brown.. we are the same :D haha.

[shadownerd13]

forget a cell phone

[Rubix4Life]

phone charger :)....but no phone

[domosquared]

did you pack a toothbrush? :O

[Aimy58]

Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy... 8D YAYAYAYAY I was hoping you'd mention it XD

Um, pants?

[tophergrallison]

TOWLEY NOT HANKEY! Blasphemous.

[HowToRandom]

Condoms for those "Hypatheticly" awsome situations...

[clayisajedi444]

wheres the cell phone itself? camera? other than that good job

[ssuydrm]

hahaha that christmas poo!!!

[pantsstyle]

u forgot ur camera,

u need to show us ur vacations

[redoctoberRising95]

Towely not mr. hankey. also dont trust him because hes usually stoned

[Khamikazes]

You know whats so funny? HE has to pack that all back up!

[jrdudedj]

Damn, you forgot condoms.

[Khamikazes]

Its not like he would need those.

[jrdudedj]

@Khamikazes Now i'm not trying to be a dick, but don't you ever mock my god again, or i'll assinate your mutha uckin bottom.

[Khamikazes]

@jrdudedj I didn't make fun of "your" God. Are you high??

[DarkHunterJim]

Platinum! :P

[videomania13]

haha you bleeped out "shit" and put ''stuff'' lol

[LydVids1]

Sunscreen.... for your senitive skin.

[alexkohnen]

Yeah it was Towely that said to take a towel haha.

And you forgot to pack your video camera.

[itpwn12]

Sunscreen :P

[KimboRolio]

You said you would have packed your cellphone charger but you never said you would bring your cellphone.

[tofuntolazy]

dude it towley not mr hankey

[tunawrangler1]

Mr. Hankey said to bring a towel? he's a piece of poo... i think you mean towley, the towel

[stinkypileofpoo]

Dude it was towely that said you should bring a towel.

[pezzwatoosh717]

I've got swim trunks BUT I'VE GOT FLIPPY FLOPPYS!

[Rozebella]

...you have 5 of the SAME EXACT SHIRTS?!....are all guys like this?!

[AymeIsMe]

I think that would be yes, all guys are like this. The love of my life. 9 plain grey t-shirts and 4 black ones. Go figure.

[TheAngelSasori]

I KNOW RIGHT? the first thing i thought when he said that was ANIME FFFFFFF. THEY ALL HAVE CONSTANTLY SAME CLOTHING.

[kaukosaadin88]

@Rozebella

i have 0 same shirts o.o

and my T-shirts are not one colored like dans..Weird to see boring t-shirts *_*

[GeneralOwl]

THE CAMREA!!! I know you couldn't have it in the bag as toy filmed but you should of mentioned it if you remembered to pack it. I mean you don't have to film any vlogs but take nice photos for personal enjoyment!!! the Owlinator

[MsLauratheoneandonly]

sunglasses or a hat or a cap or something..

[nicolemellony]

i think the term you were looking for in signing off to john was "bromance"

[TristanAN]

I might have missed it but I think you said you only had two pairs of shorts total for legwear. If it gets cold that wouldn't be very good plus I think more than two of something for a hypothetical seven days would be a good idea.

[Changstax]

i lost my umbrella

[Lilangel0522]

Sunglasses!

[th3ONLYBunny]

What about the hypothetical condoms?

[tsilll]

agreed below, hankey didn't say don't forget to bring a towel

[TheJuggaler]

Towelie say "Don't forget to bring a towel not Mr. Hankey

[shortstuff9296]

Pokemon Platinum FTW!!!

[TurkishRapTube]

beer?

[allthingsjeepjean]

i dont know if u normaly carry a cell phpne but u never said that

[113Chris1]

u forgot shampoo and conditioner......otherwise dats about evrthing!!!u rok dan!!!

[yourmomlovesefron]

Sunscreen.

Duh.. XD

[TheBuggySaurus]

Your camera? Duh. XD

[JadeAngelicaBrie]

POKEMON! Haha..

[VideoSiim]

: )

[Ihateanimekids]

Still don't agree that Hati was our fault.

[snailcop]

YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT CONDOMS!!!!! It's The Girl Of Your Dreams, Of Course You're gonna get some action, think before you pack! Erection Protection!

[mikemike8000]

@snailcop What if they didn't want protection and would have children seeing as she is the girl of his dreams?

[gayglennp]

@snailcop clearly the girl of his dreams doesn't have any STDs and can't get pregnent

[1underoath12]

i think you forgot sunscreen! lol

[skeddles]

xD you dress like a cartoon character

[shek666]

its actually TOWELEE, not mr. hanky that says don't forget to bring a towel

[chelseafcman2]

UR CELLPHONE

[penguin4554]

don't worry, i have OCD and have to match hehe

[BluesBreakerJerry]

CONDOMS! you forgot the most important thing! The girl of your dreams are gonna be there... Condoms!

[Sockal9]

A HAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!

[RowBotYummies]

my brother always matches his clothes with his shoes. he always wear like black and white. once he bought a sweater that had blue and black...nd he bought blue and grey vans -_-..

then again..i do that now..=p

[Ihadurmumyestada]

I'm not sure you mentioned your toothbrush. I saw toothpaste, no toothbrush. I could be wrong, it is 12 30 AM here.

[Cwolfgal]

YAMS

Because you could survive solely on yams

If gilligan's island stuff was to happen. Hmm.

[Powkeemawnz]

I Am America! (And So Can You)? I love that book.

[PBP113]

you forgot the most important thing YOUR CAMERA how r u gonna keep making this entertening videos without ur camera!!!!

[recepesek]

U forrgoted C0N0oms

[jboycub7]

WALLET!!! PASSPORT!!!

[bohdah10]

Hairrr Brushhhh!!!!!!!

[jojorockshard0g8]

dont worry because i worry about thaat stuff to

[NaughtyKagome]

Yes, because everyone has sex with the girl of their dreams within a month of dating them xD

[whataboutyermom]

yeahh-- unless you sleep nekked?

[SuperNintendoCrew21]

Going to a hot island resort wearing black?

[SwiftTubexxx]

YOU FORGOT PJ'S!

[jonj1234510]

towly tells u to always bring a towl not mr hankie the christmas poo and sorry for my spelling

#1 HATER!

[jonj1234510]

u look like u should be on the real world

[orangeunicorn2009]

POKEMON!

[orangeunicorn2009]

you have a ds awsome

[Saharra742]

what bout packing condoms? if your hypothetically with the girl of ur dreams?

[PeabodyNo1]

If, hypothetically, you're in a situation where the girl of your dreams see your underwears, you might need to pack condoms. Practice safe sex.

[EmoNotScene]

Dan, I love it how you make things sound really really complexed, but not that kind of love...

[laughesalot11]

I totally agree with the rubiks cube thing lol

[robert10134]

y gold and silver he should get pokemon pearl

[brenpoke]

hey i like pokemon to are you going to buy pokemon pokemon heart gold and soul silver?

[bendy660]

yeah, people would think you were wearing the same one every day...

[Forgatal]

Haha, Dan you're on crack.

Also, Platinum's the only game I have on my DS as well.

[g0dl1k388]

Hey Dan, what do you need a electric shaver for? Do you have anything growing there....yet? (Just trollin' tho xD )

[ising06]

Money and shampoo

[Murrello]

you were incorrect...it was not mr hanky the christmas poo that said to bring a towel. It was Towlie. A towel who enjoys getting high.

[deathmaul205]

@chezw0lf thats wat i was thinking lmao

[iLuvHinata360]

4:50 - 5:10 epic fail in the attempt to lighten the gravity of your intentions in that scenario XD jk. Did you drink coffee? you seemed to be hyper :P, due to that, you were really funny ^^.

[ArsonBeanTanks]

Lol I totally love the fact that you totally took the hypothetical girl of your dreams into consideration when packing underwear. However, wouldn't the girl of your dreams be the type that doesn't judge a guy based on his underwear? :P I know I wouldn't judge you on your underwear ;)

[HeroicAlex]

That would be called a "Bro-mance" just so you know Dan

[AlliMarie0796]

r all of those liquid toiletries less than 3 oz, if not theyll take em away

[MsStrawberryKill]

sunblock

[OfficialMikeMotter]

Towlie was "don't forget to bring a towel!" haha, not Mr. Hankey (although they were both wise beyond their means and beyond their years...)

[AngelicKuro]

You need a condam!

[o0bluemilk0o]

DS FTW!

[alexplusminusliapis]

OH...you forgot your LUCKY UNDERWEAR...i suppose...

[fireboyant]

amaing!! If you want to download the novels..visit this webiste..fab!! digibooks4u[DOTT]info

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

ah the allergy medication. hooray for anaphylactic shock!

[SerenaJ514]

SUNSCREEN

[wyvernx11]

sun glasses man!!!

[TheFingathing]

UNDERWEAR. And because the girl of my dreams is going to be there should some hypothetical situations hypothetically come up, um I deliberately packed underwear that I think she wouldn't be too weirded out be me wearing if hypothetically she was to see me hypothetically wearing these hypothetical pairs of underwear in hypothetical situations that are hypothetically awesome. 4:48

[KloshFilms]

N000! are you telling me you wouldn't bring you beloved chalkbord of coolness.

[FUCKINGHELL999]

I don't think you can bring nail clippers on a plane...

[Theilooe]

Wooo go pokemon platinum!!

[bahkneepheat]

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy = my favourite book ever

[tttybhgf]

a rubik's cube would entertain me for 3 minutes before i solve it

[TheP0rt]

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