Eye Witness

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

you made cherry dr pepper come out of my nose and i was only 22 seconds in

[SpartansMight]

I like this guy, kinna awkward but Funny :)

[EAA3435]

Hahahahaha lol

[Joshb81959]

The last part "Good luck finding me" cracked me up.

[Zamirys18]

that moustache is so funny hehe

[Sheeanmcguire]

MythBUsters!!

[abijahcc1]

hey dino

[HiGregory]

Keep fighting the good fight Stu

[Valphic]

I'm the main eyewitness and I go around

[TheHappynot]

Do another eye witness video!!!!!!

[vogi2on2his2phone]

so who else is reminded of the guy from office space?

[tennisguy821]

@vogi2on2his2phone hahahaha your right dude

[explode1000x1000]

Great idea introducing stu, u should do more with him!

[MzSuperMinni]

I love Stu, please do more sketches with him :) it would have been really funny if you started to say acronyms of tv stations too lol! HAHA LBC, what's the is that one? you're so funny.

[hierba73]

and drug/cash exchange at 1:10 to 1:12 did anyone else notice?

[MzSuperMinni]

@hierba73 that's what it looked like for sure

[norcofoxrider]

1:10 guy hands him a baggy of weed

[Nitro192]

How do you do it Ed...Endless comedic characters and improv. Pure talent.

[GoldenLalonde]

lol your suck a dick!

[Jenny10136]

U always find funny things

[themicison]

and i go around

[Pheonix2022]

The part with the cop was awesome hahaha

[dnightriderb]

Never put the battery on the ground! bad job there

[IncensePeppermints68]

please do more of these Ed lol

[commando189]

1,184 people don't need an eye witness.

[brittescott]

So good luck finding me. HUAH.

[Cody753357951159]

if you are confused thumbs up

[isnKK]

dna lmao

[Donwinnn]

This is awesome!!!

Anyone notice he says LBC? The only LBC I know of is the long beach connection that snoop dogg used to rap about.

[jake101301]

He sounds like Milton!!! From Office Space!!!!

[xWeedbrownies420x]

The black guy with the car i think is stealing the tires and the battery cuz theres no battery in the car as i can see....and why would he take it out to chang the tire..and he doesnt even have a spare tire out. He was a witness to a robbery.

[Jordylovesyou1]

He did this on my Birthday!! :))

[crackallsoftwares1]

Does anybody else noticed drug deal between 1:04 to 1:16

[TheRawPoo]

@crackallsoftwares1 i did haha!

[redsoxfan5240]

@crackallsoftwares1 haha and at 1:14, he even looks at Ed when he says "eye witness"

[hazeces]

@crackallsoftwares1 Yea, that guys is the worse drug dealer ever. LOL

[AnonHancock]

you talk like milton from office space

[OnlyRealStreetFights]

This was made on my birthday :)

[smokepurple007]

dont fuck with the DNA lol

[dirt3hintstricks]

@patriotreport I died of laughter when he said that

[PatriotReport]

You might need one in 45 minutes. LOL

[lolo54913]

He sounds like the dude with the stapler from Office Space.

[hoopdedoo]

Popo warned you: "for your safety, please step back". Of course, what you need to realize is that it's for your safety against what will happen if you don't do what the fuck he's telling you to do!

[cool2153]

@Mrberlinnh stfu stop trying to copy ppl you loser get a life

[cool2153]

@Mrberlinnh you fag i didnt spell anything wrong get a life stealing peoples jokes on youtube hahaha loser

[ivecometoreason]

1,182 people didn't need an eye witness

[8751148]

only dumm people dont noe this is funny

[JackBaur369]

anyone notice @ 1:30 the guy put the cigarette in his mouth backwards?

[abbyxxoo]

The FBI, the CIA, the DNA...

[GreenSpike100]

@abbyxxoo he should say NBA too!

[abbyxxoo]

Ned Flanders.

[abbyxxoo]

Did anyone else notice the drug deal at 1:10?

[ladybug85]

@abbyxxoo that wasn't a drug deal. he parked the red vehicle and gave the man his keys...

[MultiMoccia]

Where does he live

[history4675]

This wasn't what I thought it would be.

[drewlaplanche]

This is one of your funniest characters. That 'stache is hilarious.

[treasuredroperX]

Anyone like Aliens, check out my channel for the evidence. We are being truly being visited by Extraterrestrial biological entities.

[memoryhole1332]

SO the dealer comes around with the stash at 1:04 and hands it off to the dude on the right? Looked like he flipped out when he heard him say "Eye Witness"

[Brudof]

Why so many dislikes? I thought this was hilarious!

[spooky1000]

i also have connections with the DNA

[faisalshafei]

the guy at 1:46 was shaking 

[9dodgefan1]

The LBC.......hahaha

[coltonslick]

@9dodgefan1 so much drama in the LBC, Its kinda hard being snoop D - O double G.....

[MiNDx1er]

You dont mess with cops man. I know I sound like a square, but that cop is just doing his job and was really looking out for ur safety . I say this because I dont want edbassmaster in trouble with the law.

[GhetoGrimReapor]

The guy didn't even take any money maybe he was just giving buddy back something he borrowed.

[TheUnforgetableSound]

@GhetoGrimReapor if he was borrowing something..i think he would of greeted him...

[mager258987]

@TheUnforgetableSound You're really fucking dumb. Would HAVE, you fucking idiot, would HAVE.

[TheUnforgetableSound]

@mager258987 WTF..? English is not my native language...Who the hell are you to insult me? Do you see me insulting you? Don't you have any respect...? I wonder what country you represent... -_- Learn some manners ...And maybe next time, i'll try not to PISS YOU OFF!!

[mager258987]

@TheUnforgetableSound It doesn't fucking matter. You could be Burundian for all I care.

[TheUnforgetableSound]

@mager258987 You ain't going far with that attitude... -_- ... Your putting yourself on a really low level..

[mager258987]

@TheUnforgetableSound You're. Dammit, did you try to teach yourself English or was it a teacher? They should fire the teacher.

[TheUnforgetableSound]

@mager258987 Yeah.. ok...

[coltonslick]

the guy with the knee brace is shit scared! you can see his hand shaking!

[Serpentmatrix]

@coltonslick He probably had a neurological disorder that manifest itself on a physical level.

[CGCTrippy]

@coltonslick Ever think maybe he had a stroke & can't help it...?

[ellis0896]

@coltonslick Aww I feel sly on him....

[TylerProds]

@coltonslick his hand was doing that before he even came up....? doesnt make him scared.

[Jaaerk]

@coltonslick its called speed nut job

[THEscOrpiOo1]

@coltonslick He is definitely not scared..

[jammin978]

To be honest this vid isn't so funny..



[Dyl4n20]

Thumbs up if this reminds you of Milton from Office Space.

[brapboys503]

HAHA he went up and talked to the real cops who were in the middle of patrolling an area. Nice touch, Ed Bass.

[Krakolio]

There really are people like this.

[Godsunz]

lol the dealer looked back like wtf

[3amsabah]

i needa eye witness .

i saw them.

they were scary.

O.O

[sexxxykarina11]

-_______-

[pakichan425]

holy crap did u see that drug dealing

[brapboys503]

@pakichan425 Lol calm down it's everywhere you look in the city. Pay attention hard enough, you gotta be craftier than the cops. Damn fucking near Navy Seal status, just do it fluidly and quickly in front of everyone's eyes. They won't suspect a thing. On a screen, it's a lot easier to catch. It was just pot anyways buddy. :)

[QueSeraSera23]

haha That's hilarious, right after he says he has connections with the FBI and the CIA dude comes with their dope lol.

[ypsidan04]

His voice kinda reminds me of Milton on Office Space.

[EMOxUSAGI]

LOL if you don't know this guy u'd swear it was legit!! xD

[jrburket]

Milton?

[wutitdoshort]

Next video please be an eye witness to a REAL crime scene!!!!

[TheStimpyland]

THIS GUY AND MEGA64 NEED TO DO A COLLAB!!

[rednewt]

It wasnt a drug deal he was handing over keys or something

[rckon777]

What if the Eye Witness needs an Eye Witness?

[jibbadahut732]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[therichguy319]

LOOOOOOOOOOL AT 2:27 'LBC'

[LMVolume]

please check my mixes

/watch?v=f64STWDHI28&feature=y­outu.be

[amberh556]

Looks like the murderer in lovely bones

[1Deejay7]

Fuckin rude cop

[DJsixpackowner99]

I NEED AN EYE WITNESS!!!

[CmoreBuhts]

Hey what kind of shoes was he wearing anyone know?

[XtranormalLife]

(Comment removed by SOPA)

[ApeFlyyy]

@XtranormalLife SOPA is shelved dumbass.

[RobNttBob]

@ApeFlyyy Lmao! Didn't have to call him a dumbass but then again some people do need it.

[WIN2345]

Great addition!!!! More please!!!!

[teloyquude]

if he had been black or poor he would have gotten his ass beaten by the pig

[luckeysleven777]

I love this guy! more eye witness!!!

[Jesuslifeternal]

That's a good impression of a canadian.

[braddaboss1]

@Jesuslifeternal and the fat asses and the drug deal is a good impression of Americans.

[coolmint191]

@braddaboss1 u mad bro?

[Meecrob462]

@coolmint191 He's mad that Canada sucks, ey.

[DanielMartinezful]

Dear edbassmaster, You look like your loosing your touch. its classic but too boring. Listen I have few genius role plays that will have ppl admire you even more! Comment back if you're interested. Im out here in Mesa Arizona, perfect place for a great recording

[jackdoble2]

lol drug deal 1:12

[Brnxbomers]

Lol well everybody's good

[tyzorg]

The fbi.. the DNA.. LOL!

[foxbodystang92]

Don't care for this dude, mumbles is my homeboy!

[cashieteus]

Haha he told the snoop dog lookin guy LBC... with so much drama in the LBC its kinda hard being SNOOP D-O double G

[EveryDayVlogger]

Cop: "Stand back For Your Safety" - ROFL.

[rapstreetz]

I hate to say this but Mumbles and Testes were a lot better and more funny than this new guy.

[hakkerxxx]

He should be a guest on coast to coast a.m.

[GuruVote]

It wasn't an illegal drug deal... The guy was handing him a cigarette. Lmao.. -_-

[Leemon5585]

you were on frankford avenue philadelphia, PA... i found ya

[kari00ws6]

He sounds like the Stapler guy from "Office Space".

[PepperIshcool]

@kari00ws6 I was thinking the exact same thing.

[francoamerican111]

Has anyone seen the men in the white coats? I think they are looking for this guy.

[MsCrazyG123]

I'm sorry Ed but ur vids aren't as funny as they used to be......... U need more ugly face vids

[PoopFaceFilms]

We need more habba babba ! Habba ?

[miketh2005]

The drug dealer was looking back at him when he said Eye Witness, looool.

[FaboIous]

I don't think it was a drug deal...it looks like he handed him the keys to the car lol

[transrus1]

Drug deal did anyone see that at 1:12?

[kj78aaa]

@transrus1 pretty sure that was car keys but either way good eye

[kxrida4717]

@transrus1 those people must have been sketching out because they were waiting for a drug deal and he is talking about an eye witness.

[RobNttBob]

@transrus1 He did it so smooth, he looked nervous when he heard "eye witness" though lol.

[brettstudios]

@transrus1 it was a car key, take it frame by frame and you can see the key

[iiZombiee]

@transrus1 They're car keys. Hehhe

[beeferetown]

@transrus1 Gave him keys to the car.

[wherestheremotenow]

@transrus1 It was Milton's Swingline Stapler from Office Space

[byInfluhenze]

@transrus1 Omg, Thats a Legit Drug Deal!

[TalkPB]

@transrus1 So true

[idad99]

1150 ppl need an eye witness

[2s7a2m7]

Great

[phillypickles]

drug Handoff @1:09 Lol

[GuiltyBlackGuy]

@phillypickles lmfao good eye dude

[darkmaster561]

looks like the guy from the lovely bones

[AndrosTalal]

Everyone is just like what the fuuuuuuuuu

[scissorfingers82]

Lol!! Love it! :)

[Bennyladd1]

lolz

[ugiskl]

The guy at 1:11 give a pot or something into the other guys hands.

[CombatLegsVIDS]

Sorry but the moustache is too fake!

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

Great men !!!

[Teeniesky17]

Oh my goodness...I'm dying here! LMFAO

[Crunkey1989]

Ed, this character seems a lot like Milton from the movie "Office Space" :P

I love it :)

[PartyAnimal860]

Is this In Council Bluffs?

[frosty9595]

lol at the Chrysler.... stupid chrysler's with the battery's in the wheel well

[SuperKayno189]

Connections with the DNA!

[SuperKayno189]

Stop

Over-reacting

Penis

Ass-holes



[Mrspidey457]

STOP SOPA

[MrWesthimer]

STOP SOPA/PIPA

[zevobh]

@MrWesthimer and ACTA.

[stupidkid629]

Did not enjoy this one as much.

[KILOMAN68]

This guy is so freakin funny!