George Washington

[QuoVadisNation]

I teach fourth grade social studies and this is awesome.

[BigNoseMusic]

2:19 Nyan Washington

[gbfabe97]

This is full of win, almost as much win as Pinkie Pie's Chimicherrychungas.

[copersonfilms]

29 people are British and don't appreciate pure awesomeness

[ashley420adsit]

He saved children...but not the british children

[eltangodenicole]

how does this not have more views. amazing

[agonz68w]

Brilliant

[robotchicken506]

ive been watching this video since 4th grade, in in 10th :)

[Araclain]

Youtube, i believe your counter is broken, because i've watched this atleast four million times.

[Jalencaelym]

YES

[APweedman]

Wow, I had no idea of some of these facts! :D

[KiwiLovin7]

This is awful

[Ghosimaen]

This is not historically accurate.

[fleskfan100]

2:18

George WashingNyan.

[MrMinerscrazy]

Haha george washington was british and 70 percent of america are from europe ..... Guted much

[Pilaf1984]

@MrMinerscrazy George Washington was born in Virginia.

[pestooneverything]

@Pilaf1984 false, George Washington was not "born"

[sammanslap]

i love the panting in the background

[Stomp204]

this song is way better stoned...

[sammanslap]

@Stomp204 thanks ill keep that in mind.

[Joshywashymacintoshy]

I heard... that motherfucker had like... 30 God damn dicks...

[kiyunkim93]

He'll save children, but not the british children

[dylanmcdonald95]

the animation is so bad, lol thumbs down

[MrCl1nt]

@dylanmcdonald95 I wonder if you ever realized that it's intentional.

[dylanmcdonald95]

@MrCl1nt who intentionally makes vids suk....::::????

[MrCl1nt]

@dylanmcdonald95 It's for comedic effect, and you have to listen to the lyrics.

[FlamingQueen666]

brad neely is the orignal artist for this song not cox and combes

[Anihilist]

25 history teachers or british children hate this song

[xaydnpa]

click :01

[jlc0033]

i heard he once held an oppenets wifes hand in a jar of acid at a party

[SandersonCallum]

kill the yank children!

[KKKaylee12]

i love this song i became slighty hypnotized while listing to it

[jabberman3000]

but not the British children 

[lpurple1500]

I don't know what the fuck this is but it's awesome.

[lolpolice675]

awesome... just awesome

[Xander4tehlulz]

21 people were wives that had their hands held in acid.

at a party.

[TheMidnightVlogger]

This is pretty much the best thing I have ever seen. Ever.

[mk4195421]

BRAD NEELY. 

[mk4195421]

BRAD NEELEY.

[spacedogxlaika]

Oh my God. If Washington is this amazing, I can't imagine Andrew Jackson. ;o;

[argustin567]

6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton

[bobsagetmonkey]

i love song, its brilliant.

[mangamunky]

Wow...

[DonZabu]

"And he never said why" had me in stiches.

[diegomont406]

WASHINGTON VS. NORRIS

[Shockersify]

It seems 19 people are british children.

[SaeriaSuresh]

This inspires more patriotism in me than anything ever has. Ever.

[Grantwinkler9]

I didn't know that motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks.....fucking schools these days.

[McMorphandouche]

19 people are un american

[techead2]

that is so funny i like the part when it said he had 30 dicks

[thecoolerstinger]

Rofl you have him making mason hand signals. I like how you put the pentagram on the mason ring, there is alot of truth there. Masons would tell you that masonry is about "helping people." (see also Scientology) That is alot of silly nonsense. Satanism has always been about serving thyself, their motto is do as thou wilt. For thousands of years Satanism has ended in child abuse.

[whysoserious645]

@thecoolerstinger Satanism; it isn't a real thing. It never has been. Anton LaVey's shitty 'church of satan' was, for the most part, a secular group that believed in hedonism, except in their retarded public masses.

And the 'do as thou wilt' is extremely insulting. It's the founding phrase of Thelema, a religion that has absolutely nothing to do with 'satanism'. It also doesn't mean 'do whatever you want.' It means do what the higher will (the voice of God) wants.

research before you type.

[thecoolerstinger]

@whysoserious645 Actually I have, and do as thou wilt comes from Aleister Crowley. Saying that satanism isn't real is a lie. That is what the real satanists want you to believe by parading around fake ones.

[whysoserious645]

@thecoolerstinger You really don't know shit, do you? Aleister Crowley was many things, a pervert, an anarchist, and overall a very annoying man. You know what he, along with every other person from the dawn of humanity, was not? Satanic. If you had ever read ANYTHING about Crowley that wasn't retarded 19th century tabloid bullshit, you would know that.

The shit they wrote about him was equivalent to the 'National Enquirer' of its day.

[Aerzaal]

@thecoolerstinger Fake Satanists? You mean the Luciferians, right?  Those neo-paganist drugged up hippies do a fine enough job smokescreening for us on their own, thank you very much. We have nothing to do with them. They have strange ideas.

And they mumble to themselves. Did you know that? It's true. Luciferians are mumblers.

[thecoolerstinger]

@Aerzaal I thought that fake Satanists were ones who call themselves Satanists but do not believe in the devil. Real Satanists are like the Rothschilds who say they take their orders directly from Lucifer. Or Aleister Crowley for example, who said, "I was not content to believe in a personal devil and serve him, in the ordinary sense of the word. I wanted to get hold of him personally and become his chief of staff. "

[Aerzaal]

@whysoserious645 Do what Thou wilt does mean to do that which is in accord with the higher will, but in the case of LaVeyan Satanism, which is not devil worship, but self worship, the higher Will comes from the self (which is God). LaVey posited that worship of God is the worship of the qualities one desires within oneself, therefore worship of God is worship of the self, by proxy. LaVeyan Satanism encourages the pursuit of one's higher will, that is, the things which will brin you contentment

[Aerzaal]

@Aerzaal i ran out of room.

Also, the Church of Satan is very much alive and well today, and does not now, nor never has been about the worship of Satan, by any name. That would be silly. Why the hell would we worship any being other than ourselves? Silly theists, you don't get it. There is no one in control of one's life but oneself. The shit that goes wrong is one's own fault, the shit that goes right is one's own achievement. To assign any other blame or credit is irresponsible at best.

[whysoserious645]

@Aerzaal I'm familiar with the works of crowley. I'm also aware that if he were around today, he'd piss himself laughing at LaVey. LaVey intentionally misinterpreted shit, and fucked up the Enochian ridiculously, all because he thought he could make something out of it. He did.

@thecoolstinger You didn't get the message the first time, did you? Satan - he doesn't exist - neither does your God, an omnipotent creator who waited thirteen billion years to order some desert people around.

[kozmon0t]

@thecoolerstinger It's christianity that ends in child abuse. Ask the pope.

[thecoolerstinger]

@kozmon0t You mean the Catholocism that is based upon Babylonian, Egyptian and Assyrian paganism?

[kozmon0t]

@thecoolerstinger The catholicism that is based on Roman and Greek traditions, which is where all christianity has its roots. Al the christian texts after all are written in Greek. Unless of course you mean christians who base it all on Judaism, which is based on Babylonian, Egyptian and Assyrian religions.

Anyhow, there is no such religion as "paganism," no matter how arrogant you get.

[Lucanking]

@kozmon0t Yay, lets bash religion

[thecoolerstinger]

Mason ring lol

[UTubeCommentServices]

What a fuckin freak bullshit.You know what,This world needs a huge elimination.REALLY.I GUESS WE MUST WIPE OUT IDIOTS BEFORE THEY WIPE OUT U.S.

THAT'S WHY I LIKE WAR(A STRONG WAY TO WIPE OUT WITH MFUCKED BRAIN MORONS FROM WORLD)

[BackdoorPlumber]

History class didn't teach me this. Awesome.

[DJMeowMixer]

This is so lulzy

[themurphys1000]

How extraordinarily pathetic.  I'm embarrassed for America. Actually, I'm embarrassed for the planet. If you needed further proof that rap is the opiate of the masses, this is it. What garbage..

[SmurfBlurf]

@themurphys1000

 Please stop taking yourself so seriously and being a dick. :)

[UTubeCommentServices]

@SmurfBlurf stop being a mfucked brainless ,or die

i wanna blow up their brains to their mum's blackhole...

[BrokenTVstudios]

Teacher: all right class tell me one fact about George Washington.... Mark share to the class your fun fact on americas first president.

Mark: 0-o I heard that mother fucker had like... thirty god damn dicks.

Teacher: :0

[Nitocolus]

...This should be in history class.

[dspraggs]

Hahaha AMAZING.

[TheKimviet]

this is the best song i ever learn from george washington!

[ROBIENTTE]

hell save children but not the brittish children!

[punkrockladys]

amazing. made my whole day. besides my friend trying to swallow a mini donut whole, and puking it up. that was hilarious.

[Aixrotciv]

Brad Neely was the person who made this cartoon

[theEPICKIWI]

Did I mention his 4 nuts ?

[jgwest1]

This is the best thing of any kind ever.

[theajaxx]

BRILLIANT

[LennonLives4Ever]

He once held a girls hand...in a jar of acid...at a party... xD

[GuitaristDiego]

Ahhhhhhhhhh I don't understand!!!! Lol

[boeshkin]

I love the breathing in the background. Washington is BA.

[desertfox12345]

Awesome history lesson here.

[wubbyster92]

whose brad neely?

[0scuro]

so amazing! saw this at the Sick&Twisted show..fucking hilarious!!!!

[Daithi222]

Great....until the Copyright part came up

[slipandbleed]

can i download this anywhere?

[ramonerok]

shouldnt it be 60 nuts for 30 dicks?lol.

[flymormon1991]

stop being a smartass

[loverofreeses]

By far the best video on youtube. Well done sir. Well done. George himself would be proud.

[the0neverending]

Lemme lay it on the line, he had two on the vine. I mean two sets of testicles, so divine~

[vulcanflames]

who is this by???

[AlexaCastrato]

Brad Neely

[gunfan50bmg]

Brad Neeley

[loudminion]

six foot twenty fucking killing for fun!

[jacob79793]

Haha ill give it that its funny and im british, whos is supposed to be making fun off becuase i really didnt feel very insulted XD

[dudesons441]

good thing you arent french!

[andyx181x]

"Pocket full of horses, and fucked the shit out of bears"

XD I wonder if that was just to prove a point or lust?

[buchanananomaly]

My best friend and I sing this song while drunk, cackling maniacally! A true classic of the random fantastic!

[andyx181x]

You just gave me an idea now to sing this everytime I go out and drink, oh my I can only imagine the looks LOL.

[mcrcrazygirl]

he'll save children, but not the british children.

hysterical video.

[arnoldpalmer696]

i need the artist of this song i need to download it and the jfk song if anyone knows where to get it let me know

[bink456]

just download the video using a streaming video recorder and then convert the file to mp3 if you want to

[sonikkuffffff]

@bink456 No that's retarded and only promotes the distribution of mp3s in unlistenable low quality. The artists are named Cox & Combes, it's only written in huge letters at the beginning of the video, you would have to be near braindead to miss it. Their videos are viral, it'd be hard not to find the original files with a simple Google search.

[bink456]

@sonikkuffffff actually, the sound quality isn't that bad, but it would be better to have the original..whatever works for ya'll works for me  :)

[NoRAdAlphaMoo]

@bink456 The conversion to FLV compresses the audio and makes it a lower quality. The ripping and converting to mp3 (a horrible format in the first place, use FLAC instead) adds even more aural artifacts.

[NoRAdAlphaMoo]

@bink456 @bink456 The conversion to FLV compresses the audio and makes it a lower quality. The ripping and converting to mp3 (a horrible format in the first place, use FLAC instead) adds even more aural artifacts.

Thanks for sharing the video, though. It had me giggling :)

[TheSpaghettiman]

@sonikkuffffff The artist is actually Brad Neely.

[corbflakes12]

@bink456 i wish theeeeeere was a effing repeat button ....right?

[ScarTissue111907]

They're singing about things Bill Brasky did, not Washington.

Outrageous.

[Laubster0345]

he'll kick you apart

he'll kick you apart!

[1337SuperNewb]

*Bring* SHWOOOOOOOOSH

[modshroom]

weighs a fucking ton

[sketchBendik]

at first i was like

LoL

but then i was like

....

[Richard12Gage]

lol!

"had a pocket full horses fucked the shit out of bears"

[iiH8U2]

Imagine really having 30 dicks, that'd mean you could fuck 30x more! XD

[BenMcCarvill]

or 0x more in your case.

[iiH8U2]

Yeah good one, that coming from a 15 yr old loser with a gay ass youtube account who will stay a virgin the rest of his pathetic life, real clever man. Get a fuckin' life.

[BenMcCarvill]

Dude, it was just a joke and you don't know me. Calm down.

[iiH8U2]

Jesus you replied pretty fast. What, do you live in front of your computer? You don't know me either asswipe, so don't go around leaving stupid replies to people's comments if you don't wanna get burned right back, fuckin' tard....

[BenMcCarvill]

Haha no I'm at work at a tourist info center...summer's over so people rarely come in anymore. Youtube is all I can do without falling asleep.

[iiH8U2]

So all you do all day is go around leaving replies to people's comment's while you're "at work". Wow, yeah that's real constructive. Again, get a life....

[MrP00KY]

best video EVURRR!!!111oneoneone

[blackhawkrocker]

6 foot 20 fucking killing for fun

[demonota1]

O_o lol

[Aleeex910]

fuhr!

[iMoshKun]

He'll save children but not the british children. hahahaha

[hypnotizedlies]

How fun would it be to tell your history teacher that "I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks."

[DoubleDip9349]

I would love to

[tyzzni]

or like when he asks u to describe Washington u say he's 12 stories tall and made of radiation

[LordBizarre112233]

This is without doubt the funniest shit ever.

[wjrfec41]

he'll save children, but not the british children

[Applexcorexx]

george washington was only 6'3"

[Bigroro885]

im pretty sure he didnt weigh a ton either man... its just a joke.. they werent planning on being accurate :D haha

[Applexcorexx]

yeah I figured he didn't but I couldn't find anything about his weight so he might've

[Bigroro885]

hahahaha!

[fsvaio]

this is the most overrated shit on youtube

[chichikov8]

this is the funniest thing I've seen since power thirst or whatever the hell that was called

[jdspizzabox]

george washington ... wat a gay

[loopykid101]

i will never think of george washington the same..

[isaac2009gh]

that was gay

[whatsthisidonteven]

Nobody fucks with George Washington. Only Chuck Norris. Or Noah.

[mrbuch]

What fool would dare to make themselves his opponent?!

[cfallone1984]

LOve itttt

[TearsofaGhost]

lol ...he once held an opponent's wife's hand..... in a jar of acid.... at a party...

[flcrippy561]

He reminds me of myself.

[Thegiantbro]

IS NELSON GONE FINNALY!? YESSSSSSSS

[natemann133]

Wow I want some of whatever they were smoking when they came up with this vid. Great stuff

[loppieshizzle]

ACTM90 have u heard of the american revelution dipshit! he killed the british for the united states fuckin freedom!!!!

[AutoGogglez]

I take things that are obviously a joke seriously because i think i am a smarty. I love you smartys.

[NomadSamurai]

its a fucking song fags i mean he didnt really weigh a ton and didnt have 30 dicks

[cvlaxgoalie19]

Good job. Nice to see that we have some really smart people on YouTube. Its meant to be funny, dumbshit.

[primitiverobot]

I know, right? And if America's first president had really been, and I quote, "twelve stories high, made of radiation," who knows what kind of sick mutations Americans would have today. For something that claims to be a serious historical piece on George Washington, this video is an absolute travesty. It's almost like someone made it as a comedic piece or something, for the purpose of amusement. Pathetic.

... wait a second...

[conkerred]

<3 you.

[qaesyan]

lol ya best comment ever. I couldn't have done better.

[AwesomeMandy]

Thanks for calling me a piece of shit, ya asshole (ACTM90).

On a better note, such a great video and a most excellent response from primitiverobot. XD

[Gwydion415]

He saved children, but not the British children.

A great man... we all have something to learn from our lord George Washington.

Hail lord George Washington: HE'S COMING!

[gamerpro33]

hahahha omg

[ohshizim15]

I heard that guy had like thirty damn dicks

[NeroLucien]

12 stories high

Made of radiation

[alanjj]

Wow, great!  And historically accurate.

[SamTubySam]

I've got tears from laughing and I can't stop replaying the damn thing!

[forrest1201]

fluffhead127:

Good history lesson. It'll definitely help with my paper coming up.

Haha

[KnightTemplar108]

where is this from?