@rreaper100 hardwood and softwood is characterized not by the hardness of the wood but whether or not the tree is needle or leaf bearing for example pine is hard but yet it is a softwood in this video assuming this is for a competition the wood must be fairly hard to offer a proper challenge
Man what operating system did you use when you programed him? Do you have to put in a floopy disk to boot said robot/android up? And a month to respond to a comment what do you have dial up it must really be the dark ages over there. If it's a robot I hope you have some expansion slots in the mother board or your gonna need a complete rebuild. If it's an android then there is nothing I can do for you.
He's actually a B1 Commander Battle Droid from Star Wars The Clone Wars. I put an advanced computer chip in the back of his head to make him super, nice, smart, fast, and strong. He can enen dominate in every sport you can think of. He even has 2 machine guns in his shoulders and hips as his weapons, along with a lightsaber! He even has an 08 Mitsubishi Evo X MR as his car.
And about the Chainsaw if you ever need it bore'd out or re-vavled for better performance let me know. I also think If I add a custom built oil pan using slosh analysis algorithms and an adjacent oil cooler I should be able to solve the cool down problem for prolonged peroids of cutting through bone marrow in the defense of your well being. The website for my Robot service and refurbishment / Weapon customization should be up shortly. Cash or checks made out to cash accepted forms payment
as far as i know racist pps are pussy so go dream about me looking at ur plastic cock that u strap it on motha fucker im an American and ill find ur ass and put it in jail for life fucking raciest ill make u nee in front of me and say that ur sorry
Only the americans would invent a V8 chainsaw that takes two to lift the whole point of a chainsaw is that it is versitile and light enough to do the job and be used for prolonged periods of time But I want one now!!!!
Imagine having that in the garage! What a party trick - the response from people visiting on a winters day. "Hey we need another log on the fire! - No problems honey, give me and Jack 3 seconds to get one from out the yard - ROFL - (THE FUCKING NOISE) there would be such a mixed opinion and would be a hilarious talking point over relaxing in front of that freshly V8 cut log. It's fucking awsome.
Mount the V8 as you would in a rear wheel drive car, keep the trany as you would and put a diff in it at the other end of it, then run it on a hydraulic arm.
Log industry would be quicker. Cost a bomb in petrol though.
These guys are from Oregon, I live in Oregon and have seen the "full array" of machiens they have. They have a V-twin Harley powered chainsaw, a 4cyl one, then the chevy v-8.
I know every saw and owner out there and there is only 1 from Oregon and a man by the name of jeff owns it. trust me I race against every unlimited saw out there. and by the way, they are not 350 chevy blocks, they are Buick 215's hope this helps
sorry, what i meant to say was maybee there are two teams, one down here with a v8 too. All i know is, i've been to the festival for several years in a row, and theyve anounced the guys hometown as Eugene OR. They could be wrong, I could be wrong, who knows. Wouldn't doubt it if they were from WA. nothing cool ever comes from this fucking state.
ZOMBIE OVERKILL!!!!!!!!!
manorboi20 6 months ago
i would like to see them work with it all day long..
osheashakur 6 months ago
What could possibly go wrong?
TheReservoirTip 6 months ago
Only in America
LR029711558 7 months ago 2
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LonelyioOliveio44 10 months ago
yet another useless invention
diXondix0ndixoN 10 months ago
Chuck Norris cut's tree by hand, but this will do >:)
MrTpengineer 11 months ago
@rreaper100 hardwood and softwood is characterized not by the hardness of the wood but whether or not the tree is needle or leaf bearing for example pine is hard but yet it is a softwood in this video assuming this is for a competition the wood must be fairly hard to offer a proper challenge
skaterboy10992 11 months ago
what a waste of good engine.. put it on a bike or a car or something.. it will sure take u far... but very innovative!
danvincent999 1 year ago
thats a nailhead motor!
doubletapm4 1 year ago
At the begining, when he said, "And then they are Really Dangerous machines"
By that time i was just like :D
thisismyname1920 1 year ago
i want to run that thing through a crowd of zombies. lol
1337bman 1 year ago
a 52 second ad for some oil product prolong , lets see how it handles hardwood , not this spoftwood for advertising
RReaper100 1 year ago
i wonder what would happen if one of them slipped wrong.... hahaha
Mo7Vsta 1 year ago
is there a turbocharged chainsaw? :D
mihou2 1 year ago
@mihou2 Does it look Turbo Charged hahahaha. No its not
sLeDnEcK509 1 year ago
Yyyeppp, that be faster than my Stihl.
BigFishingShop 1 year ago
It cuts that log faster than I cut a loaf of bread :P
iluvj00 1 year ago
fui me man that insane
ratchetsoldier 1 year ago
@skinart1977
dry block... run up to 190 degrees, cut, then shut down to cool
tazztt1 1 year ago
the texas chainsaw massacre uses this vid as porn
amylamey16 2 years ago
Holy Shit dude your bodyguard is a bad ass! Does he have a website?
mattercyclist 2 years ago
@mattercyclist No he doesn't have one, but that's just how I programmed him.
MrChevrolet94 1 year ago
Man what operating system did you use when you programed him? Do you have to put in a floopy disk to boot said robot/android up? And a month to respond to a comment what do you have dial up it must really be the dark ages over there. If it's a robot I hope you have some expansion slots in the mother board or your gonna need a complete rebuild. If it's an android then there is nothing I can do for you.
mattercyclist 1 year ago
He's actually a B1 Commander Battle Droid from Star Wars The Clone Wars. I put an advanced computer chip in the back of his head to make him super, nice, smart, fast, and strong. He can enen dominate in every sport you can think of. He even has 2 machine guns in his shoulders and hips as his weapons, along with a lightsaber! He even has an 08 Mitsubishi Evo X MR as his car.
MrChevrolet94 1 year ago
And about the Chainsaw if you ever need it bore'd out or re-vavled for better performance let me know. I also think If I add a custom built oil pan using slosh analysis algorithms and an adjacent oil cooler I should be able to solve the cool down problem for prolonged peroids of cutting through bone marrow in the defense of your well being. The website for my Robot service and refurbishment / Weapon customization should be up shortly. Cash or checks made out to cash accepted forms payment
mattercyclist 1 year ago
Thanks for being helpful. It would be nice if it was either turbocharged or supercharged. You must know technology very well.
MrChevrolet94 1 year ago
This monster chainsaw is my bodyguard's 3rd weapon!
94Speedking 2 years ago 2
Your just waitin for something to wrong ay
GeneralG1810 2 years ago
hope leather face don't see this video!
lingesh030 2 years ago 3
well thats safe...
hypertruejedi 2 years ago
what show is this off????????
psychoguitarist10 2 years ago
a prolong paid programming advertisment
from like 1998 haha
crossracing70 2 years ago
I Love America!!!
rexcars27 2 years ago
I think they used one of those light buick V8s 2xx cubic inches. They only weighed like 250 lbs i believe..
Hotrodx199 2 years ago
*waits for a chain to snap*
Craydon 2 years ago 6
@Craydon u know it would make someone have a really bad day.
theicemancometh012 1 year ago
lol well the secret is out now everyone in utube land knows you compare your dick to a v8 chain saw and its done in under 2 seconds
suthrnboy08 2 years ago
as fast as ur dick? I'd keep that one a secret if I was you.
robbiegw 2 years ago
he just want to tell us that after 4 seconds he's done.
evelutionz 2 years ago
That's almost as fast as my dick
Surkis 2 years ago 22
@Surkis HEHEHEH! nice...
snowman44077 1 year ago
wow fast
liteboy2004 2 years ago
stihl timbersports has hot saws with dirt bike engines
MikeAllenMikeAllen 2 years ago
The Texas V8 Chainsaw Massacre... O_o
fireguy1919 2 years ago
I think a turbo Hayabusa engine would be pretty sweet...or a Cummins turbo diesel...yea!
martinryan8484 2 years ago
ok im american and that is stupid why would you do that?
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thatssofakedotcom 2 years ago
real.
fireguy1919 2 years ago
supercharge it!
blama22 2 years ago
Americans..
Peerappelbanaan 2 years ago 4
that was dumb! waste of time!
dzoolk 2 years ago
now imagin putting a hemi on that
sitekick12 2 years ago
fuck hemi, get a 572 big block chev. (:
ajiclesproductions 2 years ago
Chainsaw masachure with that would be more like hell, btw i bet it only last about 30sec/run b4 refilling ? XD
Drake3498 2 years ago
wow suprizingly it hasent killed some won yet...
buty thats awesome
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as far as i know racist pps are pussy so go dream about me looking at ur plastic cock that u strap it on motha fucker im an American and ill find ur ass and put it in jail for life fucking raciest ill make u nee in front of me and say that ur sorry
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fuck u mother fucker go fucking saw ur fucking head asshole
alipatu 2 years ago
Only the americans would invent a V8 chainsaw that takes two to lift the whole point of a chainsaw is that it is versitile and light enough to do the job and be used for prolonged periods of time But I want one now!!!!
dankttnr 2 years ago
Imagine having that in the garage! What a party trick - the response from people visiting on a winters day. "Hey we need another log on the fire! - No problems honey, give me and Jack 3 seconds to get one from out the yard - ROFL - (THE FUCKING NOISE) there would be such a mixed opinion and would be a hilarious talking point over relaxing in front of that freshly V8 cut log. It's fucking awsome.
AustraliaTwo 2 years ago
As the saying goes........only in America lol.
Carlwalski 2 years ago
put i on the back of a tractor it ll save muscle
tractorboy135 2 years ago
Useless, but kick ass.
unluckykid256932 2 years ago
oh no the throttle is stuck!
Hamburgeler28 2 years ago 3
you gotta go top fuel next
overandout58 3 years ago
that would be bad ass
jettavr6power 3 years ago
I'd be willing to bet the farm that a redneck came up with this idea
floritejoe 3 years ago
I have to say this is the most stupid thing ever.
paulhunter123 3 years ago 2
hes right
chrispacmen 3 years ago
Why? Because we can.
bassbone1785 3 years ago
ya that chainsaw a back breaker to
tobin55 3 years ago
Second time I have seen this thing..... Still cool as!!
wadesta1986 3 years ago
man that must be fucking hard on the ears, stright ehaust on the ears
yzman321 3 years ago 2
I prefer this v8 in my car ;D
manchastallone 3 years ago
yeah me to haha
Gedetineerde 3 years ago
and me :D
rjesion6 3 years ago
Or in a gokart xD
krankiev 3 years ago
what hicks
de129991 3 years ago 2
they can use that in texas chainsaw massacre2 :P
georgioirani 3 years ago
i wana run thru town with this XD
bugz000 3 years ago
you could mount this thing on a hydraulic arm on a logging machine and really cut trees down i doubt it works sideways like a stock chainsaw does
coondogtheman1234 3 years ago
Mount the V8 as you would in a rear wheel drive car, keep the trany as you would and put a diff in it at the other end of it, then run it on a hydraulic arm.
Log industry would be quicker. Cost a bomb in petrol though.
mattburgess1990 3 years ago
DAMN!!!!!
scott93257 3 years ago
This is featured in this months Hot Rod magazine. Oldsmobile power, all aluminum. Bitchin!
yellowbusguy 3 years ago
RUN FOREST RUN!!!
ashtoncummings 3 years ago 4
Dam now thats a Chainsaw
river3782 3 years ago
you could take out a whole forest with that! man i wish i had one
biggestjohnnycashfan 3 years ago
Just amazing!!!!!! GOOD Job!!!
javierr1blue 3 years ago
GEEKS
aniton 3 years ago
But geeks are brilliant!
pitbullo 3 years ago
"The Champ" living large at the top!
extremetree 3 years ago
Son of a BITCH!
Big Foot + Leatherface
GuySmiley689 3 years ago
i gatta get me one of those
got my odd tree to cut down
thestevemaster9000 3 years ago
its probably the weight of the V8 thats slicing the log, nevermind the speed of the saw =p
KirkTheGod 3 years ago
Look out rain forest!!!
whiteminority92 3 years ago 3
Amazing
mattclipp 3 years ago
i want to see with jet engine ;))))
angelb650650 3 years ago 21
make a v8 powered lawn mower lol
AMDkicksass 3 years ago 5
yes man good idea kickass let invent
wideopenthrottle490 3 years ago
at 3.50 a gallon for gas if he can afford it leave him alone. and it probably does not run for more than five minutes at a time. no engine colling.
4x4Mudmaster 3 years ago 3
it needs a stand
drumbum12345 3 years ago 2
wild! only in America hey, lol
pokerdotjearsy 3 years ago
I'd like to see them lifting a cast iron Chevy big block...
Luizaugustotinoc 4 years ago 4
wow 300hp from a v8... is it naturally aspirated? i'd like 2 see it with a supercharger, give it 500+ hp!
blama22 4 years ago
well i dont...it sounds like the engine has something there
johnnyholeshot1 4 years ago
its called a high performance cam genius, and the cracking is what a v-8 with straight pipes would sound like
johnnyholeshot1 4 years ago 2
who cares about rpm....an s2000 wouldnt have enough torque to pull through the log, and it wouldnt sound as nice
johnnyholeshot1 4 years ago
haha this is hilarious. great job putting it together. it just sucks that there are so many haters from other countries insulting good engineering.
worknsnow345 4 years ago
does prolong work?
lfplayboy 4 years ago
so what happens when the chain saw kicks back????
david00army 4 years ago 2
give paul bunyon back his chainsaw
joeminnie5 4 years ago
I think Tim Taylor from the 90's sit com Home Improvement was the one who came up with the idea for this. Now we need a jet powered chainsaw lol
fytcinc 4 years ago
Im taking the v8 of my range rover today!!
SANDSBOY55 4 years ago
thats pretty tight... but its stupid... wanna kno why? GOTTA HAVE THAT VTEC! LOL JK! thats sick!
90Turbo7m 4 years ago
lol only in america.. will you find a V8 on a chainsaw
ozzie454 4 years ago
Well, in a country when you have v8s laying around in junkyards its bound to happen.
gardnerbm 4 years ago
heck yeah man and I'm proud to say I live in the USA man!
fytcinc 4 years ago
i got one of them with a chevy 572 as the motor, but i lost it
duckhunter2223 4 years ago
how do you lose a 572 hp chainsaw????????
BMPPonder 4 years ago 3
i like the mini cooper gauge
Sparksjet 4 years ago
dont think that that was a 'cooper gauge
gixxer1000rr 4 years ago
SLOOOOW! My Honda VTEC chainsaw is faster!
killersushi99 4 years ago
I'm a Honda fan, I would like to see videos of you v-tec chainsaw
redmr2na 4 years ago
it's the veyron of chainsaws. makes my chainsaw look like a pile of puke!
pearseward 4 years ago 3
any v8 vibrators?
DRcaprice 4 years ago 8
ill get workin on that..lol
viruscode852 4 years ago
would'nt that be kinda dangrous? Regardless if its a tool used to give pleasure, it has a car engine in it
slycooper04 4 years ago
why nitro for less than 1 second guys????
74maverick 4 years ago
V16 AND TWINS TURBO IT XD!!!!!!!!!!
Paulbeamer 4 years ago
Super charge it with a shot of nos. Why not?
gmpowerjustwheel 4 years ago
make a v8 electric shaver!!
gMonster73 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
starfleet030 4 years ago
no wait.. its not electric anymore then....
starfleet030 4 years ago
WOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
mikeunderdog114 4 years ago
do they make v8 can openers to
rolficus 4 years ago 2
lol.
thats the funniest and coolest thing i have ever seen in my life.
lol
keep that funny shit coming guys. thats priceless !
nickypoo31 4 years ago
you should put nitro too!!:D LOL
candle331 4 years ago
lol, those crazy Americans...
arebrec 4 years ago 2
wtf is that
Swampen31 4 years ago
TURBO IT!!!
trustme49 4 years ago
why not build a v8 weed wacker?
lamborginidude97 4 years ago
only in America..... and thats all im going to say..
Merlynswolf 4 years ago 2
yanki wankas
yamahar1yeah 4 years ago
stupid yanks "WHY"
BREN2009 4 years ago
because we can
salemcripple 4 years ago 2
ha thats great it has a speedometer
Chainsawwed 4 years ago
That's a tach.
salemcripple 4 years ago
Instead of building this why not make a 150cc blender... Now THAT would make soup fast.. or think of how smooth milkshakes would be
ben45smith 4 years ago
Excellent video! I just bought a V8 car art poster from cartech49 dot gr. Great fun art for my garage wall!
chrisutubecom 4 years ago
supercharge it
gtjezard 4 years ago
I wonder how many logs per gallon it gets!?
kazimann 4 years ago 2
Hhaha thats stupid. Looks heavy
Metalthug 4 years ago
lol a cute single barrell carb
halosux4life 4 years ago
holy f%&%#$
thedekester18 4 years ago
this machine is the cause of de-forestation....
b1gbird001 4 years ago
thats stupid! you think THAT particular saw is goin around cuttin trees down? lmao what a nerd
joe69rocket 4 years ago
jeez if your sooooo worried bout trees then get off your "COMPUTER" and go live wit them
thetroggs 4 years ago
crazy
atv14eric 4 years ago
Damn, where can I get me one of those?
Bogframe 4 years ago
someones prepared for the zombies
dongster1 4 years ago
that is the maddist thing ive ever seen (v8 chainsaws), on u tube got me in stitchers with laughing lol they got balls get some more
adaptorman 4 years ago
That put a smile on my face.
esqueue 4 years ago
This is un real ! only in the greatest country in the world could you see this kinda thing "Good ol' red necken Boy,s doing there thing "
8643277 4 years ago
what an animal give me one LOL
afaleka 4 years ago
lol...i wish i had that much time on my hands..but hten again im not a redneck son of a gun
Isenseven1080 4 years ago
thats just too funny
marek0086 4 years ago
i cant beleve what ive just seen
shyboyangelus 4 years ago
lets just hope it never kicks back
sasquatch955 4 years ago
"prolong definately makes a difference" thumbs up adn smile......rofl nice advertisement for some oil shit
thetvirus 4 years ago
I bet that thing has more horse power than my CAR
kingofthe4string 4 years ago
Somewhat odd for a guy from London to get his head round... no girls in Oregon maybe?
saddamsalaugh 4 years ago
yeah, next, a v-12 allison engine !
ratheads 4 years ago
WTF
chris746568462 4 years ago
I successfully completes that cut in .025 seconds with my electric Poulan chainsaw.
chawness 4 years ago
lol that is so intense. i wonder if some rice boy will wanna make a 4 cyl turbo version, that would be so shit. v8 proves how manly it is!!
Exalle 4 years ago
These guys are from Oregon, I live in Oregon and have seen the "full array" of machiens they have. They have a V-twin Harley powered chainsaw, a 4cyl one, then the chevy v-8.
salemcripple 4 years ago
Sorry, They are not from Oregon, they are from Washington
RotaxRobert 4 years ago
then how come every time theyre down here, their home town is anounced as Eugene Oregon?
salemcripple 4 years ago
could be there are teams down here with a v8 saw too.
salemcripple 4 years ago
I know every saw and owner out there and there is only 1 from Oregon and a man by the name of jeff owns it. trust me I race against every unlimited saw out there. and by the way, they are not 350 chevy blocks, they are Buick 215's hope this helps
RotaxRobert 4 years ago
sorry, what i meant to say was maybee there are two teams, one down here with a v8 too. All i know is, i've been to the festival for several years in a row, and theyve anounced the guys hometown as Eugene OR. They could be wrong, I could be wrong, who knows. Wouldn't doubt it if they were from WA. nothing cool ever comes from this fucking state.
salemcripple 4 years ago
I had a buick 215 v8 in my vega in high school. I recognige the engine. All alluminum block and heads can be handled by 2 men.
tamapalagi 4 years ago
that is freakin rediculous lol....man that'd be adrenaline pumpin
bigmrclean 4 years ago
Whole new meaning to the chainsaw massacre
gainpeter 4 years ago