Team Silverback Gorilla Origins

[LexissBaaby]

'is it gentle?' Jesus christ, Ze. What the hell do you think? hahaha

[Conorlicous]

what episode was this?

[LexissBaaby]

@Conorlicous episode 22 I believe

[TheTabooBOO]

that entire episode was amazing

[Incineo]

@robotonsteroids It is debated as he was once called a creature but many protested, I think he's something of a minor creature if you will.

[robotonsteroids]

is lyle even a creature

[NotoriousNag]

@robotonsteroids no

[12Foofoo12]

@robotonsteroids he works with Dexter on sanity not included and other machinimas

[xASerjFan19803]

holyshit that was too good

[Quantumosphere]

Guerilla Fucking.

[kiranearitachi]

win answer

[defenem73]

lyle's awesome question and seamus's epic answer! love these two! wish lyle's a creature

[LuBuOWNZ]

How the fuck did this guy come up with this question?

That is just fucking... Fucking.

[WeAreTheCreamers]

My question is why is there a gorrila in a snowy area?

[Ilikepiemonkeys97]

he should have killed the gorilla with the knife

[buckeyes621]

If you get your arm out you drop the knife. So how can you cut it off?

[xXJDC31Xx]

@buckeyes621 the only way to get the knife out of the wall is to cut your dick off, it is due to the layout of the way you are in the wall. you can get the hand with the knife out by chopping your dick off

[westendallstars98]

@Bradman900 You can't keep the knife if you want your hand out, but your dick is hopelessly stuck unless you get help from the helicopter which will take three hours to get to you. While waiting, a silverback gorilla anals you the entire time. You can either cut off your dick which is trapped in the wall, or get fucked up by a gorilla

[Bradman900]

@westendallstars98 lol???? you just made my point so how you cutting your dick off if you cant get the knife on the other side, you just repeated what happened that doesnt help me

[Bradman900]

This video doesnt really make sense can someone clarify something for me? If your arm is stuck behind the wall, with a knife, and if you can cut your dick off by using the knife, why wouldnt you just stab the gorilla instead?

[xXJDC31Xx]

@Bradman900 to stab the guerilla you need to cut your dick off, or you can take it in the ass. that is essentially it.

[CrAmbuLa]

dat sly laugh

[EloTheCat]

omg... D:

[lolyo22]

im still waiting for the series

[Zondanova]

Lyle is cool he brings an even darker side to the creatures

[MrDizzyMarrow]

@Zondanova and he yells. allot.

[7even20wenty]

@Krasimir961510 ummm.... Laughting is not a word. Lol

[Krasimir961510]

i cried from laughting lol

[SickFight]

By God you have a concept mind seamus, one that only a man who uploads as much as you could possibly understand.

[PantherMistress88]

Seamus's answer made me laugh so hard XD

[TheAtomicBonkanator]

You're a genius

[CookedPork]

You know, what's going to stop the gorilla from buttfucking you while you cut your dick off? I'd take the helicopter.

[IceLemon139]

nova: u get to keep the balls?

lyle: u get to keep the balls.

sly: why would u want to keep that?!

seamus: just hanging there for no reason

[MistahScenekid]

Fuckin' smart

[ripper3112]

i whould cut off my junk

[flamingninja98]

@LichtMaschinenGewehr A knife to the gorilla wouldn't kill it

[TheDarkonSoma]

Seamus, you sir are a fucking genius!

[IetHAn12345]

What episode was this??

[CWHairyMan]

@IetHAn12345 22 pretty sure

[GuiltyGem]

Is that lyle?

[xXDeathsCrusaderXx]

@GuiltyGem

yes

[terrid12345]

When did this stream happen?

[CWHairyMan]

@terrid12345 23/06/2011 it was put on iTunes, so idk the exact date but atleast around 6 months

[RogerRoids]

Seamus is a fucking genius. 

[rdogg555]

@weedlepeedle he was one but when they decided to do the creature house he quit because he didn't want to do it

[BucketXVsXCabbage]

roflmao XD

[GreedyKingGreed]

How did junk become a creature?

[WeedlePeedle]

@GreedyKingGreed He never was one. He was just there.

[LichtMaschinenGewehr]

Uhhhh.... Stab the Gorilla?

[zerorazek]

@LichtMaschinenGewehr

LOL, yeah, right buddy, good luck with that.

[SuperFailure123]

i couldnt stop laughing and a pooped myself :O



[vpman9117]

Seamus had the best reasoning of all of them.

[Sarinatu]

2:00 for question

[xJacho11x]

its episode 22 if anyone wants to know...

[TyroNoah]

I've never heard of Junk before those draw my thing videos, but i like him.

[O135K]

so... does the gorilla count as 1 of his videos

[eeo99]

i was at the stream



[residentevilmusical]

@ColinCassidyMusic why do you copy other people's wise assness?

[MrIPlayGamez4Life]

i would do the same thing as Seamus

[SGsoundofsilence]

i love how seamus was silent the whole time and hes the funniest one when he talks

[subjectdelta0]

@ColinCassidyMusic lookin for something 2 but fuck duh :)

[PANDAonCOCAIN]

i love lyle

[thegeekfanatic]

@J0S3PH808 mo it's not that's diction

[xxNightmareXO]

@thegeekfanatic No It's GMx7.

[ChrisMagyar128]

@thegeekfanatic Thats not diction, its GMx7, a.k.a Guitarmasterx7

[Freedom1776]

Lucky gorilla.

[TeamEAC]

Thumbs up for butt fuck

[J0S3PH808]

@Remista33097 GuitarMasterx7

[Remista33097]

whos the person asking the question?

[ShaneFlores21]

seamus couldnt cut off his dick because he would have to stop uploading videos. If you dont get this watch more seamus!

[jumpinjackflash39]

best video ever

[LuckGG1]

So, fun fact, a gorilla dick has only 8 centimeters, so it wouldn't be that bad...

[starwarslego123]

@LuckGG1 Yeah, but that would mean that the silver back's body will crush your butt.

[caplorunnin]

@LuckGG1 spend alot of time researching that did you?

[LuckGG1]

@caplorunnin Did that was completely necessary?

[Boomstick898]

@LuckGG1 but the thrust of an 500lb Alpha Male Silverback can literally kill you!

[SoulReaper713]

@Boomstick898 Seamus can take it, hes had sex over 7,000 times!! True Story

[GreySilentWolf]

Where did these get this questions? I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[RULEthemALL17]

seamus needs to add another video up so he is still on track with sex/videos ratio

[DarthOrc]

sorry if the answer has all ready come up but what was the date of this creature talk

[kingdomAssAsin]

@DarthOrc its not showing for now

[mattwins18]

how come no commentators are in the pacific time zone?!

[deadlygavin]

i mean i wouldnt try sticking my finger up my butt

[deadlygavin]

well a average gorilla is 3cm, average bamboo is about 8cm, and human is 13 cm, so you know it will feel like your finger goin up your butt, i wonder how many people will try this? (: jk i wouldnt do it.

[MrSarcazzm]

Wow seriously I CANNOT see the Dislike bar.

[TheLILSAINT14]

@MrSarcazzm You must be blind because i can perfectly see it..

[MrSarcazzm]

@TheLILSAINT14 Get that 10 Inch Dildo out of your ass and get off my case.

[TheLILSAINT14]

@MrSarcazzm Can't state a dildo out, when you generally can't see it

Don't even know why a dildo was even included anyways e.e

[MrSarcazzm]

@TheLILSAINT14 Yeah I do it's called feeling it...

[rparagonnova]

i can picture seamus and the gorilla

[Cellotk7lol]

i live all the way the fuck over there ;(

[TheRety20]

Junk needs his junk, but he doesn't want a gorilla in his trunk

[xTouchMeh]

@TheRety20 creature quotes right there

[FrankEast99]

@TheRety20 Ha lyle is my role model

[bacongamer1]

seamus is so funny.

[thestrikinghawk]

I'm glad to finally know where that came from.

[Tyfi13]

oh my god i laghed so fucking hard

[DatLilJoker]

who would skip the other part of the conversation?

[MrJcs0190]

PETA hates seamus

[LightningBlade963]

My favorite Creature Talk so far xD

[IrrElephant58]

I got an ad for Semens.

[MrExtermin8ter]

What if someone asks you why you cut your penis off?

[TheLILSAINT14]

Ahhh good times.....good times

[TemperDXaon]

You mean Lyle McDouchebag

[pwnedbyfishies]

@TemperDXaon what the fuck is a lyle LOLOLOL

[001mercer]

The one asking the question is Kyle "guitarmaster" mcdouchebag

[23199912]

@001mercer Kyle?



[WiiGamerof1995]

Which one is this?

[lambopickle12]

@WiiGamerof1995 22

[PresidentDRCI]

lol...gorilla porn! :D

[aviatorDINO98]

And I wanna hear that whole creature talk

[DispelExcedras]

@aviatorDINO98 Guitarmaster something its Lyle.

[aviatorDINO98]

Someone tell me who the guy asking the question is! Plz.

[navitgator16]

i would take it from the gorilla and then after all of that was done and over with and i healed i would make my own show of me going through the jungle until i found the gorilla that violated me so i could get him scare him the same way he did me.

[NingaPenguin123]

Wait... Wouldnt cutting ur d!ick of ALSO be broadcasrted? Thumbs

[DetroitLife313]

@NingaPenguin123 thumbs? more like wtf did you say because d!ick, and broadcasrted are not words.... and its kind of obvious cutting off** his dick would be broadcast

[lowlander333]

wait...that didn't come out right.

I didn't mean humans with multiple cocks...

I meant multiple humans with large cocks...

damn lager.

[GAMERincorporated1]

@lowlander333 germany is 6 hours ahead so your probably 4 or 5

[lowlander333]

@GAMERincorporated1 You're responding to the wrong guy, but it's cool

[vzik2]

Im in Ireland....what time..? plz....anyone

[AReallyScaryGhost]

@vzik2 Creature Talk was put on a hiatus about a month now. It will continue sometime in 2012(probably in January).

[Thezxcvballs]

lol, make it a show

[HzizsVynryn]

See, Seamus is hilarious when he gets time to think.

[HzizsVynryn]

How long does Creature Talk usually last?

[WIZARD3193]

@HzizsVynryn FOREVER.

[daltondalton100]

@HzizsVynryn usually 1 1/2 - 3hours.

[Knightman963]

1:59 

[Mattycoop5]

cant they just stab it

[Gavi1115]

@Mattycoop5 you have to let go of the knife when you take your hand out, so you cant

[MrDaSnarf]

@Mattycoop5 nope



[Stellenbroshkenator]

ssoh FTW

[TheXpertPlayer]

Seamus just turned all that into something good. advertisement!

[adamluldum96]

Gorillas have smallest dicks of all animals. For there size

[lilywolftail]

@adamluldum96 I was thinking about that too...they're like 800 pounds but have 3 inch penis.

[adamluldum96]

@lilywolftail Yeah lol

[XSegoonX]

@adamluldum96 Silverbacks are different. They are BIG.

[adamluldum96]

@XSegoonX yeah siverbacks are big but there dick are tiny.

[MrMLG420]

lmfao , just...... lmfao

[jode3465]

he knew he needed his dick because he needed to upload another video.

[Chancetech33]

Trololol

[MoronsofMooresville]

What episode was this?

[TheNorman377]

@MoronsofMooresville ep 22

[Trixinity2012]

I'd just try to cut the ice around my dick with the knife and run the fuck away from the gorilla

[VectornautACR]

I still love this

[SpawnPirate]

3cm, wouldnt even feel it. BRING IT ON.

[tom1991990]

No way I would cut it off

my dick makes me happier then anything else

[Rayluaza]

@tom1991990 still you woould accumulate a lot of poop on your intestines... i couldn't imagine you pooping after 3 hours of gorilla buttfuck

[sdstig]

I was cracking up through all of this!!!! Frickin' hilarious!!!!!!!

[TheAllprostudios]

one word to describe seamus... Smart

[dRevan64]

Well, I have a voyeurism fetish, so I'll take it.

[WaterMistyfromCho]

Am I the only person picturing all of this in my head!? O_O

[SweetAutumnAir]

This was probably the best Creature Talk ever. :P

[lDrFloppySock]

that gorilla is a passionate lover.

[FrostWolf57]

best answer to a hard hitting question iv ever heard

[BlakeGoodwell]

a silverback gorilla's penis is only 1 1/2 inches (4cm)

[TheRello99]

@BlakeGoodwell actually its about 7 inches

[BlakeGoodwell]

@TheRello99 no... these are actual scientific measurements and facts o_o

[XlightninX]

like a BAWS!!!

[xSmaily66x]

oh it want kill you, it will only hurt you :)

[Suler47]

i remember listening to this live!

[crazypanda0787]

The sad thing is, Seamus sounds serious about this. I kinda want to see this happen to him, just to see if he will actually do it hahaha

[cj3023]

@crazypanda0787 are you dumb?