@mantas1111000 "Ignorant immigrant"? ArseRaptor videos HAVE been viewed worldwide, according to the video insight thingy, my videos have had thousands of views from Peru to Indonesia, stick that up your pipe and smoke it.
@ArseRaptor i was referring to that particular comment. Croatia is in Europe.
And the "little insight thingy" says that My Little Pony: Friendships is Magic is viewed by Male 18-24 or something. "stick that up your pipe and smoke it."
@yohmuva What? Why do you go to such stupid words? Don't you think you're actually a capable person of setteling this without the use of words "retard", "bastard". Do you even know what the latter word means?
@mantas1111000 There is nothing stupid about words such as retard or bastard, they are very versatile words indeed. What I was pointing out with the retard comment is that your argument doesn't really make sense.
Yes i do know what the word bastard means, it means that you were born to parents when they aren't married. You are obviously a fool. You should never ask somebody if they even know what a word means and they're on the internet. Any dullard could just look up the definition of the word.
@yohmuva And now I want to be able to change the size of the font... meh, I guess these aren't really forums are there.
"You are obviously a fool. You should never ask somebody if they even know what a word means and they're on the internet. Any dullard could just look up the definition of the word." But would any dullar figure out to look it up?
Rare to see Ed Byrne this animated in a routine. He did well here even though i've seen him do this materials before it seemed to come off alot better here.
@ArseRaptor Hey my sister had me ask since this is my account I could care less though I do thank you for uploading this. Like I said I have no fucking clue what goes on in her fucking mind.
@erico72 Once upon a time, a man violated people from behind. They called him (pause for dramatic effect...) ArseRaptor!! If only I had a good story... really it was the result of anger at no other name being available... boring, huh?
Is it weird I'm attracted to this man. The more I watch him, the more pathetic I seem for thinking how wonderful he looks and how hilarious he is. And his accent...
@djbill82 could be, but shes definitely gained weight its not just pregnancy if she is coz her arms are bigger and so is her face yanno ? other thna that shes lookin well tho
arseholery, pahahahahahaha
palmfacegaming 1 month ago
what was the song at the start?
UziIdiot 1 month ago
@UziIdiot
'Even Flow', by Pearl Jam.
RiffTheory 1 month ago
Funny guy Ed great style.
jlennon48 3 months ago
Anybody else think lembit is a freak???
lildavie08 3 months ago
he looks like austin powers
dawnnerdgirl 5 months ago
loving the intro song :D
JaxDasher 6 months ago
just met him today! pretty funny guy! :)
JustAGirlLikeU 6 months ago
I subscribed to your channel just because of your name :D
KausheelKumar 6 months ago
he'd be a good car salesman.
DavidF89999 6 months ago
cheers from greece arse :)
love "your" videos ^^
siluros 7 months ago
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davesgrave8 7 months ago
bhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
MrIsiah777 7 months ago
Much love from the tiny island of Malta!
thecupcakeprincess 8 months ago
@thecupcakeprincess my neighbour is from there! :D
martywylde 7 months ago
Has clare eaten the other members of steps?
1878EFC2008 8 months ago 5
@1878EFC2008 Lol, she's pregnant (obv)
anmaree 7 months ago
Cheers, Arsey! Greetings from Croatia! :D
gaz2206 9 months ago 6
@gaz2206 Wow, Croatia, I'm glad to see my videos are loved worldwide, cheers :)
ArseRaptor 9 months ago 11
@ArseRaptor
your videos?
Rumator6 8 months ago
@Rumator6 Fair point, I didn't make them, but I shared them, and that's why you're able to watch them, that's my doing :)
ArseRaptor 8 months ago 22
@Rumator6 hahahaha HARSH
lauracida 7 months ago
@ArseRaptor Europewide, you ignorant immigrant.
mantas1111000 6 months ago
@mantas1111000 "Ignorant immigrant"? ArseRaptor videos HAVE been viewed worldwide, according to the video insight thingy, my videos have had thousands of views from Peru to Indonesia, stick that up your pipe and smoke it.
ArseRaptor 6 months ago
@ArseRaptor i was referring to that particular comment. Croatia is in Europe.
And the "little insight thingy" says that My Little Pony: Friendships is Magic is viewed by Male 18-24 or something. "stick that up your pipe and smoke it."
mantas1111000 6 months ago
@mantas1111000 I get that Croatia is in Europe, I was just against being called and ignorant immigrant... just didn't seem necessary.
ArseRaptor 6 months ago
@ArseRaptor A lot of stuff isn't necessary in the world.
Thank you for the videos though. Forgot to say that.
mantas1111000 6 months ago
@mantas1111000 True that, my man, true that :) And thanks :)
ArseRaptor 6 months ago
@mantas1111000 My little pony has a massive fan base of 'bronies' which is this age group...
yohmuva 6 months ago
@yohmuva You'd think a Brony would know... Oh wait, you didn't.
I'm a Brony, and I'm waiting for Season 2.
mantas1111000 6 months ago
@mantas1111000 why are you saying that to me you retard? I was the one who pointed out the whole brony thing
yohmuva 6 months ago
@yohmuva What? Why are you calling me a retard?
"You'd think a Brony would know... Oh wait, you didn't [think that a Brony would know]."
Bronies know their age, not-a-brony. And I used that example just to show what Insight can show, KNOWING THAT THAT WAS THE TRUTH.
mantas1111000 6 months ago
@mantas1111000 you are one sad bastard...
yohmuva 5 months ago
@yohmuva What? Why do you go to such stupid words? Don't you think you're actually a capable person of setteling this without the use of words "retard", "bastard". Do you even know what the latter word means?
mantas1111000 5 months ago
@mantas1111000 There is nothing stupid about words such as retard or bastard, they are very versatile words indeed. What I was pointing out with the retard comment is that your argument doesn't really make sense.
Yes i do know what the word bastard means, it means that you were born to parents when they aren't married. You are obviously a fool. You should never ask somebody if they even know what a word means and they're on the internet. Any dullard could just look up the definition of the word.
yohmuva 5 months ago
@yohmuva And now I want to be able to change the size of the font... meh, I guess these aren't really forums are there.
"You are obviously a fool. You should never ask somebody if they even know what a word means and they're on the internet. Any dullard could just look up the definition of the word." But would any dullar figure out to look it up?
mantas1111000 5 months ago
i bet 95% of all comments on here are about how arseraptor is the best name on youtube
to be fair it is
filesunavailable 10 months ago 73
@paul209stevens He sounds like one.
kvj1989 10 months ago
laughed so hard my ass got rapted
UNBALIEVABLETEKKERS 11 months ago
hahahaha 8:01 soo good hahahah
TheShaitanjr 11 months ago
he's amazing :'D
00Manga0Lover00 11 months ago
He is pretty funny for a british guy.
kvj1989 11 months ago
@kvj1989 He isn't british
Elinenger 11 months ago 2
@Elinenger Then what is he.
kvj1989 11 months ago
@kvj1989 He's irish
Elinenger 11 months ago 2
@kvj1989 irish not northern irish tho i don't think
OnTheRoad11100 10 months ago
@OnTheRoad11100 oh, stil funny though.
kvj1989 10 months ago
My soup terrine has a slayer mode.
leckerwurstbrot 11 months ago 2
@leckerwurstbrot It's a bugger to unlock though.
funnylookingkid 11 months ago
sorry, but I only just reaised your name is ArseRaptor. Until about 3 minutes ago, I swear I thought it was ArseRaper XD
coombeslauren 1 year ago 5
I failed on the 3rd rule of marriage!
westcountrychoppers 1 year ago
Areyou high?
PoppyProductions24 1 year ago
reese is sum twat
LorcanHurley 1 year ago
i am going to fall off of my chair =D
Cypher791 1 year ago
why do people take it so personally when people dislike a video?
martinmedeski 1 year ago
1 Person Is A Wedding Planner
Vhentus 1 year ago
I give that marrige two weeks! xD
KakashiRox900 1 year ago
Click like if you think that Reese guy looked offended that he was even addressed.
SeanOBriain 1 year ago
whats the song at the start ?
Soldier0123456 1 year ago
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BboySoapy 1 year ago
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@Soldier0123456 Pearl Jam: - Even Flow
BboySoapy 1 year ago
@Soldier0123456 Pearl Jam - Even Flow
BboySoapy 1 year ago
Halo: ODST
The8347135 1 year ago
R U HI
timelord499 1 year ago
Wedding costs are disgusting, someone needs to sort this out now.
randomsamno9 1 year ago
who disliked? cause ed's fantastic
andyesimobssesed 1 year ago
I'm guessing the dislike must be the invite man, or lembit opik
SkittleSTUFFED 1 year ago
@SkittleSTUFFED I see what you did there
wobbygongman 1 year ago
lmfao "that's enough to catch a flight back to planet Earth from wherever you live, invite man" :')
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jimotazertaki 1 year ago
whos the cockface who doesn't like this!?
svea1995 1 year ago
A dislike! Fuckin cunt!
crumbslyum 1 year ago
yes uno this, hes an xbox 360 fan (y)
neo9021 1 year ago
Ed could tell the daft kid at the end of the street. I'll give you a fiver for every one of theese invites you write.
Fanouriou 1 year ago
Arseraptor??? RIGHT ON
robbierules81 1 year ago
'See if your face adequately reflects a frying pan' lol :p
Nanaki1107 1 year ago 2
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Nanaki1107 1 year ago
OMG Even Flow by Pearl Jam at the beginning :')
PorcelainJapan 1 year ago
ONLY booked tickets to see him in may! cant wait!
schecterscott 1 year ago
'Now, PISS off!'
I love Ed Byrne, even though he's married :(
Ebbs1204 1 year ago 3
loving the reference to HALO
terminator13666 1 year ago 6
rofl theyre booing everyone
southsydney 1 year ago
i love how he included halo in his act
ryanmulhern123 1 year ago
dude, when I do my wedding list, it'll be games, DVDs and music galore. Fuck the cutlery.
animewarriorgirl15 1 year ago 4
Adorable
Yasha920 1 year ago
He's hilarious. He always shops at the Waitrose I work in!
rotterdam09 1 year ago 6
funny guy
stella77star 1 year ago
Rare to see Ed Byrne this animated in a routine. He did well here even though i've seen him do this materials before it seemed to come off alot better here.
1Glib 1 year ago
HA! Boy, does he have charm! :)
peachyogurt9000 1 year ago
Ed Byrne funny and everything. But ArseRaptor? Best name of all time. Ever.
owkillari 1 year ago 249
@owkillari Haha, cheers mate
ArseRaptor 1 year ago 11
@ArseRaptor what type of shirt is he wearing my sister wants to know. Why I have no fucking clue she thinks i will look good in it.
CrimsomLeo 1 year ago
@CrimsomLeo What makes you think I know that?
ArseRaptor 1 year ago
@ArseRaptor Hey my sister had me ask since this is my account I could care less though I do thank you for uploading this. Like I said I have no fucking clue what goes on in her fucking mind.
CrimsomLeo 1 year ago
@CrimsomLeo Haha, I understand, I have 2 brothers. But anyway, I don't know... soz
ArseRaptor 1 year ago
@owkillari haha i second that arseraptor u legend
1kimla 1 year ago 65
@1kimla Cheers, kimla, I do it for your love.
ArseRaptor 1 year ago 11
@ArseRaptor you should get in touch with assviolater :D:D:D
hassanbadawi 1 year ago
@ArseRaptor I bet there is a great story behind that name ;)
erico72 1 year ago
@erico72 Once upon a time, a man violated people from behind. They called him (pause for dramatic effect...) ArseRaptor!! If only I had a good story... really it was the result of anger at no other name being available... boring, huh?
ArseRaptor 1 year ago
@owkillari "Of all time" and "ever" mean the same thing, knob'ead.
wapenspraak 1 year ago
@wapenspraak Well aren't we a picky little shit. Congratulations on making the internet a better place.
owkillari 1 year ago
@owkillari RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
wapenspraak 1 year ago
Anybody tell me the name of the Pearl Jam song for his entrance?
adlibitur 1 year ago
@adlibitur even flow :D
medude6652 1 year ago
@medude6652 Thanks mate! :)
adlibitur 1 year ago
@adlibitur
Evenflow! Amazing song! Off of Ten.
watuchie 1 year ago
he's hot XD
XYourBloodLust109X 1 year ago
Jez Thats some suit!!!! XD
TimmothyWilliams1 1 year ago
Did he come on to Pearl Jam?
HeavensOfMetal 1 year ago
Pearl Jam + Ed Byrne = PURE AWESOME!
RhysJ54 1 year ago 3
@6:01, the back of that head, is that Ian Hislop do ya think? He's awesome :)
Ed Byrne = Comedy Gold :D Gotta love him <3
Rai4eva 1 year ago
@Rai4eva Really could be, does have the same shape, and moves the same way
thomasimon 1 year ago
I love this guy!
swatkins246 1 year ago
pearl jam fuck yes
bmxandscientology 1 year ago
0:04 Ed is the Joker
Murdock129 1 year ago
Pearl Jam entry I love you more now Irish sexy man
1yellowapple 1 year ago 2
*tears up* I love this man! What a LEGEND! :)
His DVD is so, goddamn, amazing! :P
livingmylifeatmach2 1 year ago 4
I'm not sure what a soup tureen is but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a slayer mode !!! that is so funny & so true !!!
NeilTheFerret1 1 year ago
why even flow? do they pick thier own songs?
NA3LKER 1 year ago
@NA3LKER probably. his song the first time at the apollo was an aerosmith one. he must like classic rock.
also lee mack's comedy show at the apollo, he made a joke about the song that played (obviously knowing that song was up)
Obsidian1392 1 year ago
@Obsidian1392 How is pearl jam classic rock?
acledmaiden 1 year ago
@acledmaiden pearl jam are an oldish band
Obsidian1392 1 year ago
@NA3LKER Pearl jam aer his fave band
1yellowapple 1 year ago
im not actually sure what a soup turrene is, but im pretty sure it doesn't have a slayer mode.
mint!!! :)
iceitscold 1 year ago 5
I love Ed Byrne even more just for the fact that he had Pearl Jam as his entrance song.
mo0o0se 1 year ago 6
@mo0o0se
He must be a huge fan, as he is wearing a PJ Yield shirt in his other "Live at the Apollo" vid on YouTube...
nevmiles 1 year ago
AWW! His hair looks so sweet!!! It's so long!
00Kakkoi00 1 year ago
OHHHH he's the cheeky girl guy...hahaha
jennyismyname2 1 year ago
I want that suit :O
Shaitan2323 1 year ago 2
Frickin' Even Flow- best song ever!
1988Marnie 1 year ago 2
Love what he says about weddings LMAO - me i'd rather just bog off to Scotland and find a field somewhere ;D
maskiflynn 1 year ago 3
funny and gorgeous <3 downside... married lol x
xLipsLikeMorphine08x 1 year ago 8
Is it weird I'm attracted to this man. The more I watch him, the more pathetic I seem for thinking how wonderful he looks and how hilarious he is. And his accent...
BabylonRemix 1 year ago 66
@BabylonRemix its called charisma.
GiefGoldPlx 1 year ago
@BabylonRemix I think it just proves the point that funny men are sexy - look how many sitcom husbands have totally hot wives
Bluebeldam 1 year ago 6
@BabylonRemix Not at all, even I'm slightly attracted to Ed and I'm a straight male.
Ryoushadow 11 months ago
@BabylonRemix Pathetic?!?!?!? Definitely not pathetic to find him attractive ha!
PanaNearkhou 11 months ago
what was the song that played as he walked on stage?
shortnspecial 1 year ago
pearl jam- even flow
neroxero 1 year ago
Best music to walk on tooo, this guy is a legend
martynvr 2 years ago 9
WTF? That's the girl from steps??? JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS! LOL
Projectrez 2 years ago
such a funny guy!!!
footyking77 2 years ago 4
I want his suit!
atomicmrpelly 2 years ago 2
i want him, and his hair and his accent
Clayguy101 2 years ago 12
the girl from steps has put on a fair bitta weight hasnt she =/
smileymileyfanemily 2 years ago 4
@smileymileyfanemily yeah might she be pregnant as well?
djbill82 2 years ago
@djbill82 could be, but shes definitely gained weight its not just pregnancy if she is coz her arms are bigger and so is her face yanno ? other thna that shes lookin well tho
smileymileyfanemily 2 years ago
She pregnant...
atomicmrpelly 2 years ago
@atomicmrpelly Pregnant in the face
KidsOnCrack33 2 years ago 2
@atomicmrpelly even if she is pregnant her face and arms are tubby as well so like . . KidsOnCrack33 good one (Y)
smileymileyfanemily 2 years ago
Adorable :3
MondayAddams 2 years ago 4
he should stay on mock the week not be a guest
Jersyarms 2 years ago 13
lol, hes so wierd but hilarious!
werewolfcandy 2 years ago 3
whats the name of the MP?
bumshka21 2 years ago
LOVE ED BYRNE
luvcomedy123 2 years ago 5
he is hilarious! shame he's married though...
MrsRathbone100 2 years ago 143
I agree, what a shame. lol
missloss173 2 years ago
Opik is a twat.
IHateTheBBC 2 years ago 6
Most politicians are twats
Random22222y 2 years ago 7
didnt claire have a tv show where she lost loads of weight for her wedding. :S
Sfkily 2 years ago
@Sfkily
Didn't go so well did it?
HarrisonRocks 2 years ago
@HarrisonRocks
Lmaoo,
i think shes pregnant in this tho!
Sfkily 2 years ago 2
He looks so swish in that suit... it's driving me a little crazy. And making me laugh as per usual :)
MissFotini 2 years ago 4
especially when he says "would you like to see the wine list?" :-)
An1malcr0ss1ng 2 years ago
i can never resist an irishman ;)
lilcharlicheese 2 years ago 11
whos d first guy in d audience ed talks to?
cpkchunky 2 years ago
lembit opik
he's a politician, went out with one of the cheeky girls
EHSpikystar 2 years ago
And that was the highlight of his career.
phantomsluva 2 years ago
he used to be on have i got news for you quite a lot too
An1malcr0ss1ng 2 years ago 2
wow.. he looks amazing.
<3
GoneWithTheSinners 2 years ago 3
I really like Ed Byrne. He's so funny.
Kikigippy 2 years ago 6
Looking good in a suit as always
FMCritx 2 years ago 98