Eminem - Session One Lyrics

[JayP34]

Em says "lets network, get our polly on"

[ASJazzy]

"I'm God, I give tracks a Holy-feel (Holyfield), and they bite ears. - Sickest shit you've ever heard.

[toastymoo]

replace space bound and love the way you lie with this and ridaz, and recovery becomes 10X better

[Jaredr781]

Ladies and Gentleman!.. make some NOOOOOOOOOY

[Jmoney2167]

Eminem is hands down my favorite rapper alive

[Trivium11238]

this is slim shady... that commercial song guy is eminem

[TheLalo206]

So where is jump-off Joe Beezy?

[TheLive2sexy]

This what hip hop has being missing lately "Lyrics & WordPlay"

[PS3xMedia]

so lemme get this straight, this song is a bonus track? and yet its one of the best on the abismal album? this song shouldve been on the album fully cos its so much better than most of them on there

and on relapse, "careful what you wish for" was also a bonus track, wtf eminem are u retarded?

[TheLive2sexy]

@PS3xMedia He Obviously seen that hence the bonus track, if he didn't like them they would of never made it on the CD.

[edynik100]

@PS3xMedia fack you lil as retarded

[PS3xMedia]

@edynik100 hahahaha what?

STAN

[S41F10]

@PS3xMedia eminem retarded are you out your fucking mind ! 

[PS3xMedia]

@S41F10 he is clearly retarded if he thought that "love the way you lie" was real hip hop

[cwoherem]

i think im gonna a faint, to much multisillable lyrics

[LeafsRapsJays7]

dont like if ur twirling around on ur head while jerkin off to the sight of ur left elbow, faggots.

[garbagegoal48]

Awkward  moments when both top comments are the same and from the same guy

[Assuredterror391]

Like If Your Sitting Back :D

[23kingballer]

where joe budden on this track ?

[doodooman14]

like if you're leaning on your left elbow

[Aerosmith299]

2:03

[losierbmp5]

im proud of myself , i dont need nomore lyrcis :)

[GraphiQzTv]

Fukin love this tune man!!!!

[BIGBLUBLUR]

*Looks at top comments*

*tilts head to side*... how...?

[DeadxKrew]

@BIGBLUBLUR hahahah ikr!

[1remo1remo1]

look at the top comments

[Jaredr781]

thumbs up if this is your pre workout

[LeafsRapsJays7]

dont like if your leaning on ur moms pussy

[muspaza]

Lmao, how is the same guy with the same comment the two top comments?

[1remo1remo1]

@muspaza b/c im awesome

[swedoj2]

mark as spam if you're chillin' on a couch without leaning on any fucking thing.

[awesomedude123q4]

Eminem is the greatest rapper who ever lived. F--k the haters.Lil wayne is a joke.

[cosmmic1]

@awesomedude123q4 hey u wanna hear a funnier joke DRAKE lol

[RustSpinner]

Like if you're leaning o your right elbow

[1230QAZWSX]

urine trouble

[brooklynzextreme]

if this is session 1 lets hear the 2nd session

[JustEd1000]

@brooklynzextreme I believe the second session was 2.0 boys ;) Lets bring on round 3, I say :D

[showingtheway]

omg this i like totally the best song in the world!!! I'm in love... eminem you are my hero <3 xxx

[1remo1remo1]

wow im awesome

[hippywow987]

This is like my fucking theme song !! Love it man,

[brooklynzextreme]

EMINEM AND SLAUGHTER HOUSE EQUALS HEAVEN LMFAOOOOO

[EmJay401AllDay]

Like if you wanna cut 1remo1remo1's left elbow off.

[tsukiomidecomas]

both of these top comments are so legit and creative, so i liked em both.

[friker300]

i dont like joe budden but everyone else is good

[utubename88]

@friker300 you dont like joe budden? go listen to his no church in the wild remix

[TheDeviousTv]

like if you're leaning on right elbow

[2IAN4]

you can call me R kelly now URINE-trouble! get it? Em killed this shit.. and slaughterhouse too!

[midwestmushroomcloud]

every artist on here had real tight-knit lyrics, with great metaphors and all that good poetry shit =D ........ So why argue? ya damn nubs.....

[mohdmursi95]

''I'll buy my bitch a new ass and watch her sit on my money'' this words was sick!!!

[SliverV1]

lol you can call me R.Kelly now Urine trouble LMAO

[LoveOnEminem]

@1remo1remo1 What do i do if im leaning on my right?

[danzeto1]

Where's Joe Budden? o.O

[TheLyricalWizard1]

Too many people are riding Eminem... I mean he's one of the greatest but HE did not have the best verse on this... I'd honestly give it to Crooked.. They're all dope.. But saying the rest suck compared to Eminem or saying he had the best verse just really isn't true.. Anyways, I still wanna know why Budden wasn't on here...

[TheERNESTMOORE]

@TheLyricalWizard1 eminem myfav but crooked i omg dude

[metamachajonji]

@TheLyricalWizard1 Budden couldn't hop on this track due to his contract with (most probably) E1

[TheERNESTMOORE]

@1remo1remo1 so true while boppin my head

[blade01109]

@1remo1remo1 how...did...u...know?

[ohSlick]

@blade01109 stalker......

[blade01109]

@ohSlick ...he must be a damn good one cuz im really paranoid and always watch my back...

[XRdubRX]

@1remo1remo1 wtf how did you know....

[JaredPiper23]

@XRdubRX thats what i was thinking i never lay on my left elbow but the one time i do i see that comment

[MrSpitzHD]

@XRdubRX Cause most people watch on their laptops while lying down and most laptops have the earphone slot on their right side so if you lie on your right side you risk breaking the earphone connector :p

[XRdubRX]

@MrSpitzHD my headphones was not in :P

[thatswatsup1100]

@1remo1remo1 i waz just doin dat now lol

[Free77D0m]

Yo when i saw your comment i'm like wtf .. crazy shyte lol

[davidthehockeyguy]

@1remo1remo1 im leaning o both elbows hehehe

[Jaredr781]

@1remo1remo1 ??? fucking KUDOS bro

i never like commments yet i gotta make an exception

[1remo1remo1]

@Jaredr781 haha ;p

[Jaredr781]

@1remo1remo1 i purposely came here to tell you im not leaning on any elbow!

[TheDimitrieur]

This is the sickest rap song i've ever heard. so much wordplay damnnn its sick. they all have high amounts of deep punchlines. those lines you need to think about i like those lines. nothing i've heard yet is sicker than this. and beleave me i've heard ALOT.

[mohdmursi95]

eminem is the best rapper on earth

[Mr20kenneth10]

theres tons of rappers but NO ONE does what Em does

[MusicNationUnite]

Eminem -"Suck My Dick on the couch If you want to cushion the Blow"

Royce -"FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!"

BadMeetsEvil FTW.

[liltunechi4eva]

where's joe budden? :(

[iTzT3hJogi]

Eminem + Slaughterhouse = Pure Epicness

[LoveOnEminem]

Goodbye motherfucking Young Money.

[MrMerkcityking]

right here firemarshall

[SoulDemontv]

Im on the Eminem part of YouTube aren't i

[LoveOnEminem]

@SoulDemontv You're damn right you are.

[BairyHallz]

You can call me R.Kelly you're in (URINE) Trouble!!

DAMMMMNNN! EMINEM IS BEAST WITH THE WORDPLAY!!!

[Lifeh8r]

how could em have fallen off if he can still dish out a legendary line like "Suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow"....

[cgw012]

so suck my fuckin dick on the couch if u wanna cushion the blow

[TheMegaMangina]

@theoldslimshady64 he always says jokes in his songs! you're fucking retarded if u didnt know that... hes been doing it since 1998 and this is the album where he said the least jokes!

[TheTMNTurtle]

"you can call me R.Kelly now you're in trouble!" went over the heads of fans that are younger than 16. "You're in/Urine" R.Kelly got in trouble for pissin on a 14 yr old chick. for those that don't know. and that... was a dope line. as well as "i'm kanye when he crashed, I got the hood on smash...bit a jawbreaker in half" long story short, Kanye-Through the Wire. bitin a jawbreaker in front of him is mean though :( LMAO

[somers58]

eminem=slaughterhouse

[TheERNESTMOORE]

Recovery is wasnt on my album i got the deluxe cd

[tommothe1st]

this is the song i listen to when im upset to bring me back to reality

[josephmaggio13]

this should have been on the regular album. not just the deluxe edition

[Saman921]

Best song on the album

[indahouse420]

eminem wrote all the song...

[sickreflex002]

@indahouse420 LMFAO dumb ass Stans don't know SHIT. idiot.

[indahouse420]

@sickreflex002 your one dumbass to comment then

[MusicNationUnite]

@indahouse420 Actually, If you got the album it tells who wrote this song, every rapper on this song wrote their own verse.

[sivret20]

FUCK YOUR COUCH NIGGA!

[GoldStandardPunk66]

These guys all work great together. 2.0 boyz, Loud Noises, Writers Block, Entire Hell the Sequel EP subtract Lighters (yes I know Loud Noises in on the EP), This song (which is the best rap of Recovery), Nothin to do. All of these raps and albums are phenominal.

[Mcreidie]

@GoldStandardPunk66 don't forget scary movies :P agree with all of your comment: they go so hard on all of the songs they do together

[breached25]

LMFAO love the ICP diss by Royce :LL

[tommothe1st]

you can call me R.Kelly now, URINE trouble. is what it should be (:

[shomba14]

Song of the year!!! Incredible!!! I want more songs like this one!

[shredasaurousrex]

eminem has a shitload of songs how does he remember all of those fuckin lyrics??

[GoldStandardPunk66]

@shredasaurousrex Em puts Lyric sheets in his albums. Helps alot ;D

[zombiekyland]

theres a reason its call MARSHALL arts.

[MAJESTYOFFICIAL]

''a knife in the gunfight,i love it,me and my knife winning,'' so funny but oh-so dope.

-Majesty

[Deadpool729]

"The nine tucked against the linin.I pull it out and flip your partner upside down like y"all a couple 69'in." Think about that shit real hard.Shit is dope as fuck , everybody go hard on here.

[AllAroundNewsTv]

Just call me R-Kelly cause urine trouble....get it R-Kelly pissed on people

[DaNuparu]

Was that gun that Royce fired a fucking chaingun?

[HeadquarterGaming]

ROYCE is fucking beast

[CKingNC313]

Get off Em's dick & Slaughterhouse -___________-

[stillatit90]

damn!...thank god eminem is still keeping it '01...even though its 2011...rap has changed for worse but thank you eminem and others rappers like you who don't switch to pop mode for a few more dollars and cents...Real Rap Niggaz!

[MrFunkmastac]

EVIL!



[TheCheyennelockwood]

Cool

[MrThomasbeamon]

WHERE THE FUCK IS BUDDEN!!! Joell is complete shit. The rest are beast mode

[HeadquarterGaming]

@MrThomasbeamon his part was sick....u high?

[AGbaby235]

@MrThomasbeamon kid are u stupid???? Joell is a beast and so is everybody else in Slaughterhouse. Get yo facts straight bruh

[ShadyTwoPointohh]

Joell killed it!!!

[HeadquarterGaming]

@ShadyTwoPointohh no he didnt wtf...

[SLICK2310]

@ShadyTwoPointohh he has killed every track he's ever been on

[joey23443445552]

wow your all dick riders, eminem was great as usual but slaughterhouse was great too

[sob12121]

Fuck your couch!

[Daan030]

omg eminem was so awesome, and the rest suckt so much balls

[TheGamingg33k]

@Daan030 oh shut the fuck up and respect them, these are elites and deserve to be mentioned too, get that eminem cock out of your mouth

[HeadquarterGaming]

@Daan030 wtf all of them were good

[PrezPoet]

@Daan030

Sad little Stan.

[tommothe1st]

@Daan030 fuck off you cunt

[theoldslimshady64]

"Suck my dick on the couch if you wanna cushion the blow"...think about that line for a second. That punchline was absolutely incredible.

[884qwert]

@theoldslimshady64 favorite line ever lol

[theoldslimshady64]

@884qwert ikr that was amazing

[KaramuKarim]

@theoldslimshady64 or awful, either way works

[TheOfficialThomas]

@theoldslimshady64 Youre an idiot. Sick punchline for sure.. but it doesn`t take a genious to figure out what it means, a-durrr!

[theoldslimshady64]

@TheOfficialThomas ...who said it did? I'm just saying it was a great punchline.

[LEVIticusPHENOM]

@theoldslimshady64 cushion the blow? i always thought he said kush and a blow. damn even a year and 6 months later i still cant understand what em said

[RockLover1203]

@theoldslimshady64 ok stupid question but what is the punchline

[TheShawnyoda]

@theoldslimshady64 its alright i herd better... little corney

[MrGreenDayLyrics]

Thumb up if you only wanted to know eminems part :L

[MrCheesenipboy]

@MrGreenDayLyrics thumbs Uppppppppppppppppppppppp

[DJSoNazzT]

its not a hidden track but a bonus track on the special editon

[crazyanimeloveable]

@Nasoooo69 I liked spacebound too

[zack618]

at 0:48 it whats a condom for after a during the show



[3G0T15T1C4L]

Damn......I seriously think this is one of Crook's best verses. Of course, everyone murdered it, but Crook really did give it all he had.

[SLICK2310]

FUUUUCKKK YOOO COUCH NIGGGA!!!!!!!!

[wolwarine17]

It should exist a section at "Reactions" only for Eminem...something like "Em-aizing" or "Incr-Em-dible"

[DjStiv3]

@wolwarine17 im having an "em-action" to your comment i think its "em-credible" and "empossibly" "emtastic"

[wolwarine17]

Fuck your couch, nigger!

[Kadrolix23]

@wolwarine17 lololol nigger?

[dejjahh]

no joe budden

[Nvcca2]

Where, Jump-off Joe Beezy?

[Acapella2215]

10 people need to go home and fuck there couch !

[Acapella2215]

240p quality wow can you upload it in higher quality

[MrPersonManXIII]

@Acapella2215 no.

[indundo1]

I hate when they compare Eminem to God. I mean, he's incredible, but he's not Eminem. ;)

[mrskateitup11]

Intense good job with the lyrics bro

[545416855987988666]

@kylej510 The fuck they didnt recorded that in a studio?

[545416855987988666]

Am i the only one who think the recording is bad?

[zzZChiTownRockerZzz]

Fuck yo couch nigga

[FunnyAssJustin]

Never heard this can't believe it

[brownsfreak14]

@reklassmuzic in slim shady LP there was a song called bad meets evil! They just brought it back from then! Haha look it up it's good!

[ReklessMuzik]

notice royce mention Bad Meets Evil in his verse? you think the thing was planned even before recovery? o.O

[iLiRiAn1996]

I haven't heard this song in a while. I just got reminded of how sick it is...

[agusrot]

Damn! this kill the whole recovery album