Let's Make Fun of Anti-Drug Educational Video

[FrankCommentator]

"Pot pisses me off! It makes you happy, and has No proven side-effects!" Stan, you speak the truth.

[EyEnOtgAy]

1:06 kid gets facialized

[litledevel15]

You're so annoying, just let the video play.

[Italian4Lyfe04]

6:40 "Oh yeah her father looks hysterical" haha

[SirPepe666]

can I get you a table or some cristal meth XD

man, youre freakin awesome :D

[elmograndma]

8:41 *pulls out heroine.Now me,thats a different story.

[JoinT0ps]

' is he speaking in music??' LOOOOL xD

[needles1987]

Phyllis got hotter after she became an addict.

[JoshableJr]

OH MY GOD THIS IS FROM REEFER MADNESS!!! i love that. its like an hour long thing its funny.

[iisdan]

the words match up for me.. what u on?

[Mindbender1233]

I like how like everyone that watches this is a stoner :D

[TanukiCoast]

it's amazing how addictive "the devil weed" is... given that it has NO addictive properties. A puzzle for the ages to be sure.

[JonathanRPeluso]

yeah......sorry.......none of the comments are funny.

[Redlobster94]

Copy off of mystery science theater

[bean420man]

At 3:35, that is the fattest joint i have seen in a while. Yes girl, you sure were a pothead. So am I. Wanna hang out?

[wyatt190]

5:47 meryl meryl MERYL!!!!

[50cal6]

3:38 that guy look lik bill murray

[berbobloo]

i think by "jive talk", they mean "things black people say"

[Val0n]

6:30 , shes a gremlin in mid transformation after being fed after midnight.

[robbyroo81]

LOL Stan you got the Crow T. Robot sound if Comedy Central or Sci-fi let them do their movie review

[kekon3]

2:20

"she's as pretty as a picture"

Unfortunately that picture wasn't all that pretty.

[skatefreak565]

@00:34 In other news, quarters and pennys attack newspapers

[aerocmetallica1995]

Twelve people must have upside down vision and accidentally picked the wrong thumb.

[IcyScythe]

I wish I could find the fucking DARE videos I was shown in 5th grade. I can't remember all of it was but it was some wild shit. 90% bullshit.

It worked though, scared me, until a pothead friend introduced me to weed in freshman year of college... and well... now, I'm a convert XD.

[tokyodave1982]

1:57 No ifs ands or buts about it, your spending the night with Fred Garvin.....Male Prostitute!

[TheSwiftHedgehog]

"They both smoked pot. That`s Jive Talk for Marijuana"

Oh god I lol'd.

"Jive talk"...

XD

[Hobinator17]

wow. health class lies to you so much. they told me smoking one joint will force me to take coke, heroin, and lsd and told me id jump off a bridge because of it. they also told me pot can transmit AIDS. bullshit

[The1337guy1]

9:34 'Yes the commy scourge is responsible for your teenage daughter sucking drug dealer cock.

[Nathan2345678]

Stan your a funny mother fucker, and you a similar sense of humour to me.

[omgdan69]

:29 rape

[gorance2000]

02:11

OLD MAN:id tap that

[aerocmetallica1995]

Hilarious, but it's "cunnilingus," not "fellatio." Unless she is a very confused boy.

[anorexicfatkid571]

rofl, pot does make people very fucking annoying. it also causes homosexuality.

[Rorschach1212]

3:34 apparently bill murray likes hitting up on some weed with his whore.

[Rorschach1212]

2:57 Old guy- Uh I cant hear you. Your mouth is moving but I hear nothing....3:00 *gets up* fuck you then

[Rorschach1212]

1:16 old man staring at crack 1:18 "oh fuck yeah"

[FluffyBunny16]

"Fe Fi Fo Fum, I'm a whore standing on a car" 4:01

[tenev911]

I'm french, and when i saw this kind of "movie" on american's films or series (When teachers show that to their students), i thought that was a joke, is this movie (without stan comment, of course) is serious ?

[scarfdaddy]

stan burdman got me hooked on weed now i suck dick for doobies

[shock25sr]

So long suine flue!Too fucking funny dude!5Stars and faved!

[obitoistobie02]

the jiggelo shud b in a game with the sname with the beutiful cock =P

[obitoistobie02]

@ obitoistobie02 aka cool guy u shud sub

snake*

[myboobtoob]

0:36 Bill O'Riley crapping by day, politics by night.

[myboobtoob]

0:39 Ron Stuarts personal life

0:50 Thats easy, oh I don't know.

[darkcloud0710]

@06:46 wow stan, he gets younger every time :P

[darkcloud0710]

@05:33 oh yeah, that feels so good.... *chucks voice* wait a minute... thats a PENIS!!!

[darkcloud0710]

@ 00:45

hundereds of thousands of teenage boys and girls have been raped violently by my huge spear

@01:41 your hoked. be careful next time you go fishing

@2:37 this is the worst blind date ever! *cuts eyes out* there, ow it's better

[myboobtoob]

wow, my comments suck that hard?

[ezuan88]

00:36 "where did they get that picture ? thats my penis .."

[connorchapman1]

0:30- and mug them for their dope money

0:32- officers took it upon themselves to take the drugs form these teens

0:49- did he just say its fantastic? so much for anti-drug

3:31- GIRLFRIEND?!?. fucking lesbian

6:15- where the fuck are my dildos?

[adj789]

I was high when I watched this

[HistoryGeek4U]

4:59-5:04 is creepy! I hate watching people stick needles into themselves.

[TheVecan]

0:28

Next Page: Police Arrested for Raping Young Addicts

[MegaCloud666]

0:05 prodused by al gore sr becouse jr is in rehab lol

[ghosthunter858]

4:18 "yes this is my real hair"

[myboobtoob]

0:33 Why must we fight dumb people?!

[myboobtoob]

0:31 Wow, the world has a lot of dumb people.

[myboobtoob]

0:21 If they are hookers then get me those cell phone numbers!

[sootyferrari65]

blimey....winston chirchil has let himself go

[c0ry5m1th]

2:55 THEN AFTer words we had hot sex and her father killed me

3:02 guy in front seat: so how about that episode of star trek best show ever

and after this i was top lazy to make up anymore lines

[c0ry5m1th]

00:28 then they smoked some weed with them

00:35 then smoke the dope them selfs

00:46 where having flaming hot sex while watching the late late show with some random guy who i don't know the name of

00:54 it's true like the reason my wife left was that i was gay

1:38 now to enter this random building and break shit then leave a note saying guess what i stole and steal NOTHING yes best plan ever

2:17 OMG SHE IS UGLY SOMEONE KILL HER AND DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE THAT SHE EXISTED

[FireEmblemDemon]

00:49 Its all part of the plan soon the soveits will rule america

[littlevince104]

0:31 what did the lockness monster wear in his mouth besides teeth or a tounge? A HAUNTED TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!

i made a funny!!

[essej]

8:19 After she finished the story the old man says."well, I just came in my pants Goodbye."

[essej]

3:15 Billy was always very respectful of the 7 mile an hour speed limit, especialy while tripping on acid.

[AnimeManga3000]

just like spoony

[Zero2k0]

5:49 Chuck gets taken away by local UPS men impersonating cops.

Phillis- "Yes, im so glad they caught that mothafucker! Now I can finally have all the crack to myself"

[Gacktfangirl2323]

schools defense:

"yeah we SHOULD fight against dope in our schools but we just SPLURGED on our 'if you have sex before marriage, you'll die and burn in hell' program ."

[brianbot123]

0:49 and heres the hill that i road 90 years ago when i was 5

[GorillazGames]

9:28 And by reds, I mean the Cincinnati Reds and the Boston Redsox baseball teams.

[Ritaliation]

most of the comments are just copying what stan said . fucking useless people lol

[C102y]

2:20 when he says "pretty as a picture"

Maybe because that is a picture dipshit!

[TheComedicKing]

2:29 wtf mom!!? hes older than the last one. cmon honey one last time.......hes probably going die when we have sex and itll look like murder.

[TheComedicKing]

0:33 "schools should fight dope" instead.....they choose to use it

[bcosten2007]

well done sir - quite hilarious

[bcosten2007]

5:00 (needle scene) chuck: "so i've done this before many times. it's all about finding a vein you see. no, no you don't need to tie anything around your arm like in trainspotting. no that's just the movies. alright i think i've found... okay no let's try it on you first. you won't feel a thing..."

[bobthestickman02]

6:27

My reaction to New Moon's reception.

[HydralCorp]

6:30 William Shatner would be proud of her acting.

[Jas0nM5]

6:48 Oh yes i would like pizza, umm to seymour asses plz

[TenchuSilentAssassin]

2:27 Now shes a real boy >.>

[NotPotter]

5.26- 'he was giving her fellatio'. Wait, WHAT?

[mayhemtv]

hehehe awesome MORE plz!

[bladespire]

2:29 Jeez mom, do you always have to whore me off to old geezers?!

[myboobtoob]

0:30 If they were girls were they hot?

[reddin4343]

8:50 You can get a happy ending, depending on your payment plan with the massage therapist

[GamerNGF]

0:36

This porn is nice...mmmm yesssss.....

[dePResser66]

dammit I was going to say that. =]

[NESMASTER14]

lol, great video as always!

[dePResser66]

8:52 "A five year old child shoved a stick up my ass; and so, I waddle."

[dePResser66]

2:16 Aunt Jemima as a young girl, before the surgery.

[gumbum360]

7:48 The realitys of Prison Life.... Anal dildo rape

[gumbum360]

6:05 nay-norr nay-norr i like ze drive tee police car!

[gumbum360]

3:54 HEY BITCH! get down here and suck on my penis

[gumbum360]

3:41 Was that ur tampon?!?

[fireman4000]

2:13 I need some alone time with this in the bathroom. Oh baby, oh yeah!!! LOL

[chjoezen]

I think it would be helpful to post an uninterrupted version of the video for better responses.

[Zero2k0]

8:02 "Noo! The devil is raping me cuz I did crack! "Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

[kholsinger]

If you watch "Requiem for a Dream" and your first thought upon finishing it is, "Golly, I hope they make a prequel.", I've got two things to say to you:

1. Here you go.

2. You sick bastard.

[westernestates]

4:09 Now you know the rules little girl. When you smoke some of that wacky tabacky you got to bring some home to share.

[BlackStitch93]

WTF!?!? why could USSR give American kids drugs? is thet propaganda i smell? (and a really cheesy one too)

love the vid 5/5 :)

[westernestates]

2:28

Here we see a classic before and after picture. On the left is before beer and on the right is the same person after 100 bottles of Corona.

[ineedsleepingpills]

5:06 "Three easy injections and we'll have you looking like Amy Winehouse in no time!"

[westernestates]

2:20 a textbook example of a shit eating grin.

[Vorph]

04:06

I bet she had axe deo and a gamecube in her hand bag

[esc4all]

9:49...he's holding the newspaper backwards O.o

[resistanceunion]

1:15 I wanted to show you Crack but floor eat it.

1:18 Im just finished 18 I started doing drugs yesterday and look how I look.

[CressCarrot]

That old guy looks like he got attacked by a razor.

And I love the pace of her life.

Falls in love with a drug dealer..

-scene missing-

Now we're married and have 3 kids :D

Drugs, they make transitional scenes in your life obsolete.

[levarni]

1:47

"hey there mary...um...i came to gang rap you.... would you please let me in?

ok.

[bonggzilla]

mariuhana and jazz music is the danger of society !!!!! (in the 50) rofl

[DocRaverDieHard]

jazz music is a danger indeed, its WAY to slow :P

[ViperBroadcasting]

Stans best line:

Is he speaking in music?

[mistermayy]

i'm 12 and wut is this

[SkieLuluMUGEN]

3:56

"Look at me, I'm conquering the establishment by standing on this car!"

[MrZombay]

7:46 "Freddy Krueger get your hand out of there!"

[IMnotRALPH1]

2:59 i'm pregneant Bob

[kskillerscream]

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, But his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

[HenryvKeiper]

0:35 - Man, Garfield blows these days

2:01 - All right, just dont try to sell me encyclopedias!

2:17 - I LIKE PIE!!!!

3:57 - Im huge!

4:20 - You mean Charles Whitman?

4:47 - Why is she wearing his curtains?

5:19 - I have the vapors!

5:43 - Shes become Paula Poundstone.

5:51 - Hes been arrested by UPS delivery men?

6:37 - 1-800-SPANK ME? Awe hell yeah!

[toad360]

8:14

"aww i don't even wanna talk about it"

she's been talking about it for almost eight minutes already xD

[BudgetBachelorChow]

Just change all mentions of "addicits" to "communists" and all instances of "drugs", "dope" or individual drugs to "communism"

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

2:30 well dear i'd to introduce you to my new Mr. McFistyGrab and judging by the way he's looking at you i think you'll be friends too

[destroyallhumans12]

2:36 "Mom why did you set me up with Mr. Six's Grandad?"

[destroyallhumans12]

1:37 Now watch as I walk to this random house...*Screen blinks* To be continued..Right Now.

[reviewman]

9:28 "as well as comic books, rock n' roll, pinball and porno movies"

[reviewman]

6:31 is she mastrbateing?

[hakohey86]

4:32 Shit dude thats a good joint!

[reviewman]

2:22 although that's kind of redundent

[jerman2003]

You can't give a girl felatio. That's the act of sukin a cock.

Cunellingus is lickin a twat.

[stanburdman]

That sounds like a bet

[xIceDragonFirex]

2:28 "And that's her on the left."

[sephphy]

thank god for government smear campaings. then again also thank god for sarcasm :D

[MGTRANSFORMER]

3:23 Bob is played by Bill Murray

[SamuraiFoochs]

0:29 "POLICE GRAB 21 YOUNG ADDICTS, statutory rape litigation imminent."

[MindfreakCM]

2:18 Let's put a smile on that face

[TlGBC]

00:11 ALLCAPSLOL

[stanburdman]

THUMBS UP for that.

[TlGBC]

<=]

[crazyfaces27]

0:43 *sign* . a black man runs our country..

[TlGBC]

9:48 I'm so high that i can read this newspaper upside down!

[MidnightRain099]

0:45 enough playboy for today

1:20 I guess i should pay that bitch after next time

[Upthemeds]

9:37 and remember kids if you don't do drugs one day you will end up just like me

[MaximumRD]

Ah a young Brook Shields..........

[Blizzard78]

8:15 - I don't even want to discuss that thing I have been rambling about for the last five minutes. No it's too painful to narrate.

[tylerfrump15]

am i the only gay guy that likes video games and watches yur videos? :P

[josesilva9910]

0:49 So don't do drugs,cause drugs are bad mmkay...(south park reference)

[MrDarknes10]

:42 hmm this is some good porn time 2 go choke the chicken

[smosh07]

0:27 "Police grab 21 young addicts" more like police grab 21 bags of cocaine from 3 year old infants and snort it up their asshole while listening to Beyonce's "Single Ladies." (I'm aware that the song sucks and is very old)

[GamerNGF]

0:36

This porn is nice...mmmm yes....

[domsantiagogow]

3:54 come on its blow job time.

[PaterMcKdam]

5:17 Side effects of heroin include poor acting skills and being made fun of years later for it.

[chincherrinas]

2:40 Old guy: ♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫

[brianbot123]

1:42 well time to see my old beat up wife again doing hte same thing,cooking me chicken nuggets and a burger

[maxvago1234]

2:13 I should take this picture and save it for later

[villevalo25]

5:18 "but i was going to be smart" 2mins later *jail*

[DeadEndScreamer]

In Soviet Russia drugs do you.

[Djnuttty]

03:02

Hey guys, we should totally take a dump on the empty seat and let her sit on it! Yeah sure!

[crazedlink00]

1:18 I suppose you wondering my mouth isn't matching the voice over, I'm trying to eat a Riesen, damn these things are hard to chew

[askAlanNow]

3:25 looks like Bush is looking for weapons of mass destruction again.

[SilentSpring777]

7:13 Hentai has been getting exspensive these days.

[cleanstar]

10:04 because the video is over.

[darklink66612]

2:10 let me take this picture to the bathroom for further examenation

[786hellomoto]

LOL this way 2 2 2 22 funny haha married in seconds lol

[a1b2m13]

4:29 *flick* BOOM

[Dnaem]

9:01

"Related story: Homelessness nearly totally eradicated."

9:20

"Except for those perscription meds!"

9:52

"A newspaper title you'll never see!"

Or

"Related story: Government addicted to war on drugs; says they can stop when ever they want."

I'd come up with more, but it's just a stupid anti-drug commercial i don't feel like wasting any more of my time on, because it's the same as every other anti-drug; "I'm an authority figure, do what i say. No reasons why, just do what i say!"

[nesnahprotsdam]

I too am now a heroin addicted prostitute, not because of marijuana, but because i once drank 2 beers in one night.

Living on the edge is risky kids!

[DeadEndScreamer]

Neat.