Best of Pineapple Express

[ktockly]

ah motherfucker!

[Mr1in1000000]

"fuck your mama"

[solidsully]

funniest movie EVER!

[AfrikaaBombeetza]

his little girl friend.... i think that kind of girl would like me; call me up sweetie :) im a nice guy and i like acting too iv been in a couple movies myself(not porn)... call me!

[robbfafafgr]

I just wanna marry you..

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooouu....

[arubertoqwe]

Waths Up Saul

[BSHSharleyquinn]

They were no where near him and he said get your hands of me XD

[BSHSharleyquinn]

From seeing this fucker killed with my dawoo I just I just want to be inside you homes XD

[RHunterK]

"Watch your head," lmfao.

[Ajahnee]

"There's a fly in the ointment,

Shit has hit the fan,

The lion will speak,

Monkey's out of the bottle man,

Pandora doesn't go back in the box, he only comes out."

[shreddintheaxe]

Hey i can see through my leg hole lol

[SnoMan1818]

im fuckin cloudy BLITZED!!!!!!! hahahah fuckkkkk i love herbbbbbbbbbbb that sour d got me zanin up high right now hahhahahahhahhahha

[z3r0f4Lc0n]

"watch your head" lol

[tinkerfan226]

"fuck yo mama" and *shoots guy in the shoulder* "SORRY!!!!"

[B10NICBURITO]

"Hey look, it like my thumb is my cock"

I am actually gonna try and hitchhike like that.

[B10NICBURITO]

"What do you mean the battery is dead?"

"What do I mean the battery is dead? I mean the battery is dead!"

"What do you meeeean the battery is dead?"

ROFL

[bj15fire]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, i made a mistake"

[Mr061099]

where the fuck is "fuck you in the street" scene muthafucka

[mAGGotTscOurgE]

"whats a gebert?"

[TKane001]

the best is them crying to 'time will tell' by marley

[AMike75]

Fuckin Lingerer, Lingerer man.

[KontentMusic]

"Really?"

[TheMesh1992]

after watching this - i realised that Pineapple Express is one dumb fucking movie. after typing this i realised that i do alot of that shit when im high too :D

[ErickHootmanVEVO]

One guy didn't try Pineapple Express.

[bekaman24]

WTF YOU COULDNT MISS FUCK DAPOLICE SCENE!! THAT'S AWFFFULL

[wondermike007]

i wanna be inside u holmes.... LOL

[SamWolvesFc]

Fucking talk radio man, the car just committed suicide.

[juanbmxstreet]

miss a part there 1:47

[ckbreakdancer]

best line ever in movie history " looks like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot" hahahha

[alaysha123]

homes



[yugiohjean]

which editing software did you use ?

[DiabloMercy]

WTF IS THAT BIG MOSQUITO SHIT?

[riverofcandy101]

He has a long thumb...must mean something ;)

[FluffyMufffinsGuy]

1 Person was too high to tell the difference between like and dislike....

[lochotoo]

1 guy's thumb doesn't look like his cock

[organisedConfusionn]

@lochotoo i would hope your thumb doesnt look like your cock, because if it does, you have a short, boring sex life ahead of you

[Dr13edward]

I don't know about you, but the funniest one is the one where he yells mother fucker at that bat thing!!!!! XD

[boomchakalaka0]

fuck yo mama!

[franbran69]

you know your gonna die right? .. yea.

[PrepJunkiee85026]

What is the song at 0:31 ?

[korsvagen]

@PrepJunkiee85026 Arthur Lyman - Hilawe

[buhlayke]

THIS. ENDS. NOOOOOOOOOW!

[lexiie0226]

whos the one idiot??? 

[movies1122]

wtf no "looks like your face got fucked up with a cofee pot"

[thepunxy]

"-It 's look like my thumb is my cock"

James Franco is so hot <3

[AberzombieAndFitch]

Lol, I woke up early and watched Harold&Kumar 1 and 2, The Hangover and Stepbrothers today. I need to watch this to complete my day now haha. <3

[balanar622]

What about the part when hes like" FUCK DA POLICE!!!!"

[robbfafafgr]

@balanar622 yeeeeeeeeee that is the best part

[laladaliaa]

"No, it's not working, the battery is dead." "Wait...... What do u mean it's dead?"

HAHASAUL IS SO ADORABLE! Hey look it's like my thumb is my cock! hehe :-D

[ZPQM001]

lol i love how he shoots him in the foot

[pheztank]

4:20's the best part

[Mr427OSAILE]

IM GONNA SAVE YA MAN......LET ME SAVE YA! YES YES YES IM GONNA SAVE YOU......FINISH IT OFF IN MY MOUTH MAN

[freshkid0069]

lmfao funnyest movie ever

[mrmonkeyman117]

i really wish i didnt leave this movie at my moms :/.

[MarisaLuvsKitties]

REDDDDD

[jocallaghan22]

god i wish i was high now watching it....

[kaspinio]

fuck your mama

[saadkhayoom]

Holy fuck! :D Awesome!

[LuvShak94]

"You know your gonna die right?" "...yea" "Imma kill the FUCK outtta you!"

[TexasToast86]

0:36 is the best, best friends scene ive ever seen.

[itschiika]

"I fuckin' love you dawg."

"I wanna be inside you homes."

HAHAHA classic.

[nevershoutorii]

the 1 person who dislikes this needs to smoke some weed, then watch this movie.

[nelanenalen]

hey look its like my thumb is my cock

made me burst laughing. HAH

[Playa96]

"I just kept thinking...I don't know -- I just....I wanna marry you!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­h....I made a mistake."

This compilation is wrong. By that I mean you should have somehow put the whole movie in this video, THAT is the best of Pineapple Express.

[ilskygirl]

I love when she says she's wants to marry him

[Playa96]

"I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life, 'cuz when Ted gets here he's gonna be like, 'KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER! KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER...watch your head."

[greentophat]

@Playa96 LoL I love how he tells the people he's gonna kill to watch their head

[werdna021]

I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you!

[cutcorp]

"i thought hurricane season was over"

[xSnIp3x]

im goona kill you o watch yo head

[ElloImLinsayLohan]

2:22 thats what i was doing after the movie ended :(

[Wutwut1n1]

@ElloImLinsayLohan lol i always get sad when stoner movies end

[cwilll]

u kno u gonna die right? yeah... lmfao

[TheBox67]

Watch your head!

[mitchacus]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. . . I'm not your friend :/

[DCWaYnE11]

ima kill the FUCK outa you!!!

[TheOriginalTG]

47th

[bionicannon]

pause at the part with sauls face during the "dead battery" part when Dale says "its deceased now" hahaha saul has no eye pupils 0:29

[xDemonxAngel28]

2 and a half LOL

[LiveForHerLove]

imma kill the fuck out'a you

[RandomSklar]

Imma kill the fuck outta you! I hope you enjoy the last... 17 Minutes of your life.

Watch Yo Head ♥

[STANFORDMAN11]

Ima kill the fuck outta you hahaha my favorite line in the whole movie.

[GregOBehave]

This is one seriously good film. And by 'good' I mean 'funny'. So why didn't I just say 'funny'? 

[HobbsInRoM]

FUCKYOUMOMMA

[MrVesimelooni]

Can anyone tell me what is the name of the song at 0:32.. thanks

[Madden09B]

i look like the hamburglar! lmbo

[ModifySushi]

The best is when Red was taped up to his grandpas wheelchair, and hes like "Im gonna flex to break outta this". "ahmmmmmmmhhhhh" nope.

[DS3322]

yo forgot, "the car commited suicide man"

[clarissamelise]

i dont get the herpes part?

[lacrosse007]

"Whaaaat? Fuck Jeff Goldblum man"

[PJG3291]

man that white girl is FINE! she wasn't in the movie enough.

[GND101]

@PJG3291 go watch never back down she is one of the main characters.

[ZackTaylor1992]

wheres the fruit roll ups part?

where dale's freaking out and he goes, get everything you can get

money, weed, rolling papers, fruit roll up's!!

[Punjabi574]

"I am gonna kill the fuck out of you, when ted get here, he gonna be like kill that motherfucker"

"Watch your head"

Lmao

[TheMichaelYES]

you forgot 'shut the fuck up...you know what shut the fuck up mean?

[MonkeySpank100]

"Why don't you go fuck yourself you wierd little prick"

"You chimp fucking little basterd"

Best quotes from the film

[christinasmiless]

Hey...*smile and middle finger" AHHH MOTHER F*CKER! ahahahahaha

[Sareiza17]

forgot "I'm up in here tryin' a get a mothafuckin' scholarship!"

[w00bi]

Gross..

[ej0080]

ill finish it off with my mouth LOL.

[oddiemonsta]

:12-:30 best...part.....ever

[Altairego]

you man you forgot 'Fuck the po-lice', Their eyes are as red as the devils dick, you have ten seconds to get off my lawn or I'm gonna fuck you in the street and you forgot the japanese 'prepare to suck the cock of karma!!!'

[Jake3000000]

idiot he's like "you assholes better do what i say or i will FUCK YOU IN THE STREET" then dale says " no dont fuck us anywhere"

[JoeKickass070]

"ima kill the fuck outta yew" haha

[punkvampireluver]

missed 3 important parts 1. fuck the po-lice 2. in the car chase saul sticks his foot out the window and 3. were they sell the kids weed and the police says there eyes r as red as the devils dick

[Jake3000000]

no no no and one mire the dinner part where there in the garage and hes like use a fake name like grougly

[deathtax10]

how in the WORLD could you leave out the "fuck the po-lice" part? for that, this video is a waste of time. I'm sorry

[ghoop44]

where is fuck the police?

[huskerjoesox]

"kill that mutha fucka kill that mutha fucka, watch yo head"

[TimeBlastProductions]

WASSUP SOL??? you missed classic bit

[simulcra101]

not gonna lie, but it's impossible to put the best moments of Pineapple in 5 min it's too classic, you laugh the entire movie

[XxSuperSass69xX]

@simulcra101 i know right!!! bst movie ever!

[eczander]

finish it off with my mouth

[bigmaclooiee2]

im savin you man..im savin you man! yeah come on..save me!!

[matthewcliftonvlogs]

"you know you go die right?"

".. yeahhh :/"

haha

[darraghoco]

funniest movie evar

[DrEaMsNoEviL]

I stubbed my toe.

What? Safety first wear shoes =)

[ogranz]

RED IS THE BEST! He's frucking immortal!

[thedan817]

wait....what do u mean the battery is dead?? :P

[GoodhighXD]

AHHH MOTHERFUCKER!!! LOL

[BCRichGuitarist46]

y didnt u put the part wher ther in da car and hes like "shit, we slept for like 18 hours!!"

[eckopark]

Haha nice compilation! Good Job!