Giorgio Tsoukalos on Ancient Assonauts

[tailsfan13]

Assnaut suits....I lol'd

[francisalec]

its like a UFO passed over his face

[A9900960]

LMFAO ITS BEAKMAN

this guy is obviously obsessed with et or star wars or something, i bet he works at those nerd conventions.

[robertino10ful]

to 17 aliens do not like this

[AkumaADemoncus]

So here I am watching this video.

"when critics ask, well why would ancient assonauts-"

Wait did he just say assonauts? He must have just made a minor pronunciation error.

"have to wear assonaut suits."

I suppose I was wrong about the mistake, is this guy an idiot? *searches his name on the internet* yup he's an idiot and he is also one of the reasons why the discovery/history channel is so full of crap these days.

[TheReasontwo]

Mother of God

[MrBboyHP]

Ass Snots Suitz

[zadarnowski]

love this show, this guys crazy hair always makes me laugh.

[MindTrek00]

This mother fucker IS an alien and his crazy hair is a clever disguise for a parabolic microwave antennae. He's been hiding out in the open all this time boring us to death so we wouldn't get on to him. Some of us doooo seeeee you and we are watchiiiing yooou "crazy haired" mother fucker!!

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

this guy is so high....

[FFBCNR]

that guys hair is an alien ahaha

[Zell666Dincht]

Aliens

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

"When Critics ask: "Well, why would Ancient Assonauts have to wear Ass knot Suits..."

You should sereiously retitle this video:

"Long Term Effects of Crack-Cocaine Usage"

yeah... oh... and ALIENS!!!

[MrAdityaNasrullah]

what?? ass on nuts?!?

[koutsavos]

your mother is an alien.

[UltrarubikXD]

*Suits himself inside an N7 Armor*

REAPERS

[MrJonatan1535]

Godammit, i just want to hear him fucking say it.

[fleming1972]

This is the first time I heard him speak. Not the accent I was expecting.

[TheCastrofan]

Assonauts!!!

[StreifProductions]

I used to be an ancient assonaut, but then I took a Tsoukalos to the knee.

[AbsolutVeidt]

@StreifProductions Lol the Skyrim joke knee

[ThatBomber]

assnauts

[SecretQT1]

why is he a meme? 

[madd0gsquid]

@SecretQT1 Aliens.

[C0sMiCFuZiON]

this video? made by aliens

[supersonicelerizo7]

lo vi en histori chanel ._. xDXDXDme paso en eso

[KyroAtelerix]

¡Aliens! XD

[Mezecs]

@Thriced2286 Fuck it, I'm off to knowyourmeme

[johndragon19]

did he just said: Ancient Astronauts? I mean, is there something older than Gagarin on space?

[m00c0wm1lk]

the crazier his hair is the more drugged fucked his answers are

[letterboy90]

its because their ASSHOLES

[Cennagon360]

But what the fuck is up with his hair?

[madd0gsquid]

@Cennagon360 Aliens.

[SubversiveDarkness]

Ancient ASSonauts exloring Uranus in their condoms err i mean ASSonaut suits

[DangVuVN]

i only hear ass *cough* hole *cough*

true story

[ColonelBatman]

When I grow up I want to be an assonaut.

[RobinZ52]

They did say star wars happened a long, long time ago, didn't they? jk

[GuillermoSmyser]

Assonauts and Exa Destreels

[ThatGamerboi]

Holy fuck, is there ONE video on youtube where he just says "I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens." ????????????

[Klymenos12]

@ThatGamerboi im pretty sure he never said that somebody just made it up for the lulz

[Ollie7707]

@ThatGamerboi haha I saw that on TV one night while on a ski trip in Colorado... it didn't become a meme until like 3 years later, but I still remember it XD

[K3yB04dG000n]

@ThatGamerboi no... why the hell would he say that? the joke is that that is what he implies every time he speaks

[ImaWizard15]

@ThatGamerboi Jesus christ, are you me?

[Steavethethief]

ALIENZ



[yootoobnoob123]

What are "Assonauts"?

[BriannaBlog]

That sounds like the title of a gay porno. "Assonauts In Space: Exploring The Black Hole.""

[omgstfudavid]

@BriannaBlog nice

[BloodyClay]

How does a guy like him even get hired?

[DarkEmergence]

Dat Assonaut!

[Watheverable]

@Keyboarg No gel. it was built using alien anti-gravity secret technology found by nazis during WW2.

[Watheverable]

Why?! Anal probing that's why! Those damn Ass-o-Naughts!

[TheBakerman55]

Comb you friggin hair Eye n stine , it just does not make you look any smarter,Gez i hope you read some of these comments!

[Keyboarg]

What kind of gel does he use to get that hair that way? Anyone know?(srs)

[TnSkater05]

LOL his hair is always messy

[dr3a4lyfe]

his hair!!!

[emeryerz]

Great tan! Really!

[GiorgioTsoukalos]

ALIENS

[1Delu]

Mr Giorgio is just a garbage. 

[gohen006]

9GAG!

Aliens!

[XepicmeauX]

@gohen006

9GAG!

Reposting whores with no orginal content!

[PennyWisee14]

Im watching Ancient Aliens on tv right now, this guy is awesomely hilarious

[Sheenious]

They found the most stoned person in the world and labeled him professor

[DaytonaRoadster]

@Sheenious he's not labeled a professor by anyone, hes a writter/publisher, Tsoukalos is a 1998 graduate of Ithaca College with a degree in sports information and communication, he isnt qualifited to examine my stool for ALIENS!! let alone geological structures

[skillzorz101]

Ass-o-not suits are so your pecker doesn't turn brown.

[Sorax999]

9gag?!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuu newfags

[LeCaptainOfficiel]

i wanna hear him say ALIENS

[Franco13SC]

ALIENS!

[tosubg]

ALIENS

[nickname041094]

Aliens.

[nunks500]

The 9gag guy!!1

[somberlight]

Londo Mollari at his prime, being a retard but very smug about it.

[yourballsareinert]

Do you know what the T stands for in Model T? Aliens.

[XM177ColtCommando]

Q : Why would ancient astronauts have to wear, astronaut suits?

A : Because, ALIENS.

[TheRockbandkiller]

ALIENS

[TF2Kenny]

WHERE THE FUCK HE SAYS ALIENS?

[felic70]

*reads description* wait wait wait.............hair stylist?...........*bursts out laughing*

[KablooeyWeekly]

ASSONAUGHTS ARE SENT ON MANY MOONING MISSIONS ONCE THEY HAVE ACHIEVED A ELEVATED RANKING IN THEIR PLUTOON

[crackerinternational]

imgur

[yomama22323]

He's an assonaut

[andlyndav]

their ships run on methane gas

[gtabro1337]

ancient fucking assonauts

[SolidShinoda]

I saw this shit on the History Channel Latin America yesterday. I LOL'd so hard.

[venusarchetype]

He can't say extraterrestrials either! it's the 'tr' combination. Maybe he should've chosen something else to study!

[vdven]

@venusarchetype Also, when he says 'Plato', it comes out like 'Play-doh'.

[iMegaBryan]

His hair stylist is rich as fuck

[INMATE2468]

Assnouts lol

[TheIncredibleD1701]

Ancient Assonauts. Visiting Uranus since 5,000 B.C.

[DanGilmrtin]

in what context could this make sense?

[thelittlemissinlove]

seems high..:D

[corkman666]

all this shit man. fucking aliens!!!

[tmcrrn]

...aliens....LIKE IF YOU THOT THIS GUY WOULD HAVE A FUNNIER ACCENT

[nicholasdruminor]

@tmcrrn his pronunciation of "Assonauts" is pretty funny :D

[Thriced2286]

@nicholasdruminor Yes it is! But remember, it a pronunciation of astronauts, not to be confused with asso-nauts.

[Sivadomagyar]

Is such a thing even possible?

[arr5612]

assonauts?

[EchoSasuke]

Assiens please...

[Fidokrab]

Not saying it was aliens

But it was aliens

[snagglepaste]

Ancient Assonauts would probably be a pretty awesome porno

[jashfordwolfe75]

Yes he may have a speech impediment...But I like how he gets into his shizz...AND I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!  His Hair ROCKS BTW!!!

[andriaaam]

I LOVE WATCHING THE VIDEO THAN READING THE TOP COMMENTS, IM CAPS RAGING CAUSE I CAN, FUCK YOU, GIORGIO TSOUKLAOAS BITCH

[psnas]

FKEN LOLED

[InAWorldOfLies]

Does anyone know where I can watch the full rant?

[Thriced2286]

@InAWorldOfLies If you have Netflix (streaming), i believe its the season before the newest and one of the first couple of episodes.

[InAWorldOfLies]

@Thriced2286 Thanks :)

[ryangemini24]

@InAWorldOfLies go to a the youtube channel called CH3MTRAILS. they have every season from 1 to 3 and i think almost every episodes.

[TheJayWar]

@InAWorldOfLies you can see full episodes on youtube too, I think. Just type in Ancient Aliens

[ElBichoPT]

@InAWorldOfLies /watch?v=2ZebrMFOeDA&feature=y­outu.be

:D

[MrPhillyboy25]

WtF is a ass-o-nauts!!! is it diff than ass-o-naught with a g added! please enlighten me !!!

[ParrryHottter]

What people dont know about Georgio is that he films every interview while hanging upside down. This explains his gravity defying hair and perpetually red complexion (the blood is rushing to his head).

The reason for this strange behavior? Some say it allows him to see things from a different perspective. Others say aliens.

[TenouHaruka0]

@ParrryHottter This is epic.

[tommyguerrera]

ass not? more like ass why not? WHAT UP!

I need a life

[Medalion]

When critics assk, well why would ancient assonauts have to wear assonaut suits?

[CoCoSkol]

Assonaughts starts with the letter A

Aliens star with the letter A

Coincidence?

[romerezeboy]

@CoCoSkol ALIENS

[SuckBoot]

@CoCoSkol Therefore, aliens.

[TehTogaownsya]

I like the part where he says Assonauts.

[Izaach]

O'Reilly: Card goes in. Money comes out. Can't explain that.

Tsoukalos: Because aliens.

[TheBiddleMan]

I DON'T KNOW, THEREFORE ALIENS

[JaysCyYoung1]

@TheBiddleMan YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT. THEREFORE ALIENS.

[Ffwdathird]

I love this! Thanks for posting. I posted his "penis sheath" rant if you haven't seen it, check it out!

[Thriced2286]

@Ffwdathird Thanks! ill be sure to check it out!

[lostenmusic]

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

[ImaEffinBo55]

Press 4 then 5 then 7 then 6 then 4 then 1 then 2 then press them again then go die.

[andlyndav]

Assonaughts sounds like a low budget porn video

[nicholasdruminor]

@andlyndav Houston our rocket is ready to make contact with your docking bay...

[HardcoreAssKickinWiZ]

what episode is this?

[Jaypee319]

DAT ASS--o-nauts.

[mpogias13]

THEREFORE,ALIENS!

[stagedive516]

Now that's just asso-nine

[Vatha9]

Of course we see a eclipse every 3 years or so, and its covered by.... ALIENS

[dxb002]

Yo Giorgio ... I heard you like ancient aliens, so we're making ancient aliens create ancient aliens that create human kind!

[smkipus]

Because.... Aliens

[IAmJawz]

Aliens where created... by ALIENS!

[lawlzownage]

ass naughts

[Danimalx3]

zoncos

[420simpson]

ugh. the history channel is now the sci fi channel

[Wischyre]

Not saying 6 aliens disliked this, but 6 aliens disliked this.

[JerseyJersey100]

How many ppl wanna see them throw Giorgio in the Jersy Shore house? hed b awesome ha

[H8rH8rMstrb8r]

has anyone else noticed that the crack-pottiness of his interviews have a direct correlation to the craziness of his hair

[beatnikmgk]

@H8rH8rMstrb8r Yeah...kinda like Vincent Van Gogh...the bigger the stars, the crazier he was!

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

What are assonuats?

Aliens...

[CUNTENFUCKER]

agreed

[HazeThe1]

This guy speak like 5 or 6 languages and yall commenting on one slightly pronounced word?

[LOLMAN22]

hahah I love this guy

[MrBiscuitCake]

hes swedish thats why his accent is like that, chill the fuck out, this guy has awesome hair.

[Hyland0r]

@MrBiscuitCake Swiss isn't Swedish :D but yeah, he's awesome!

[romerezeboy]

@MrBiscuitCake he is not swedish, he is swiss

[FromAgen]

@romerezeboy Yeah Greco-swiss

[jayjoetube14]

ASSonauts are ass from outerspace

[GrudonX]

@jayjoetube14 Assonauts are from uranus.

[Kitsune88]

This reminds me so much of Eric Wareheim in Tim & Eric when they talk about the universe.

[gurunade]

@Kitsune88 yessss I'm loling hard

[missionfail82]

ASSONAUT

[vicpalushaj]

Pray Giorgio never makes first contact with an alien race...They will destroy earth.

[haruspex84]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[ZodiacBryan]

@haruspex84 New Jack??

[GrabbinSomeHAX]

Ass-naught

[samisyosam]

When did The History Channel become The Onion?

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@PETE4REALITY Giorgio has a badass hairstyle! lol

[MrGamerFuel]

Assnots.

[willisarts]

press 6 for derp

[ggamer2004]

Waste not ass-not I always say.

[Jeremias98667]

Because of Aliens!

[CRITIKCK]

Assonouts Haha. Giorgio is the shit.

[Armidillodude]

Why not astronauts? Assonauts? Did he wanna sound crazier than he already is

[d4rk4knight]

....ALIENS

[1236sason]

i cannot explain how he managed to keep his hair like that

...therefore aliens

[yan008]

Why does he have a good looking hair style?

...........Aliens!