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  • "She just waved to me!"

  • Lol the guy at 0:56 looks like James D Rolfe aka the angry video game nerd

  • damn that fags are noobs they aint catching me never mwuhaha

  • "And I'm going to give you anal... because you have a nice ass..." LMFAO!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • You could of been raped...IN THE BUTT!

  • "Ima going to lick you"

    "i say that all the time"

    LOL

  • "we will be making love all the time i'm there, with my tongue up your ass"

    "i say that all the time...."

    ROFLMAO!

  • LOL chris is the BIGGEST cock-blocker!

  • Chris Hansen is a member of the Avengers.

  • Well sir, that's good to know. We're currently in the process of tracking your static IP address. My name is Chris Hansen and I work for Dateline NBC, we're doing a segment on how 'To Catch a Predator.' Focusing in sick monsters like yourself that are pedophiles. We will be contacting your local authorities. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

  • Chris Hansen is God in human form. He is just so damn perfect! LOLOLOLOLOL

  • id walk in and say i have come here to fuck underage bitches

  • 2:49

    LOL @him just chillin in the beach chair

  • OMG LOL, She was waving and was like "come in". So I came in.

    Chris Hansen: Yeah, that explains it all!

    lmao.

  • I swear, you can have the pizza if you just let me go... I lol'd

  • Is that the new testament or old hahaha 5:26

  • 61 pedos were here.

  • I can't wait until they catch a catholic priest...

  • ahaha shows his own penis in live tv and he simply asked him, "what kind of pool game would you use this for" AHAHAHAHA fucking pwned

    I'm sure deep inside chris head he has fun at this.

  • 01:41 he read it wrong........... it said "jesus sucks"

  • Chris Hansen: Biggest cockblock of all time

  • LOL the fact that they are religous makes them more prone to being weirdos XD

  • "People like yourself?"

    *stunned face*

  • The Bible states that we are all sinners no matter how good we try to be. And that we are no better than one another. However being a Christian myself I have a hard time understanding how I'm equal to those who hurt children. Prehaps God will help me understand that but for now I can't.

  • id be like yeah i was totally about to bone some hot young pussy what r u doin here bro

  • "I'ma gonna lick uuuu."

  • I want to blank u hard and make blank quiver. hahahaha hansen is king.

  • I wonder if Chris hansen ever got hooked in the face

  • "im gonna lick you..." "you say that a lot... im a gonna lick you" ... "yeah"

  • Yeesh... They're all lonely, desperate idiots with no regard for others. I almost feel sorry for them.

  • @BBobFrankk I dont like to judge people but come on, If every guy that is attracted to teens was dumb enough to fall into these traps, To Catch a Predator would be a 24/7 broadcast lol.. There are heaps of men out there that would love to fuck a teen but know that seeking it could ruin their lives...Only the dumb ones end up on this show and its entertaining

  • They bring up religion because that is the excuse, religion is an excuse for the weak. Just as it is an excuse to take shit and be a happy slave. Just putting that out there that religion is useless.

  • @WisenedGnome I am a Christian as well. And, I cannot disagree with you. The common religion of today is used as nothing but an excuse for misconduct.

  • @hiddenunknownvpower Religion is useless. A personal god, how nice you must be lucky to have the Jesus thought form. Go away religion was invented so people could rule over others without excuse and suppress knowledge to keep people in line. Western culture has a secular government for a reason, because it is better that way. Secular governmental ideals are better than those of a theocracy. Religion is bullshit and useless. Unless you're a ruler or weak. Bye go away.

  • I wonder what the hell Christ Hansen would do if Geoffry Leonard showed up.

  • Sheesh, these reactions are EPIC..

    The only dislikes to this video are predators that need to be caught

  • "I'm a-gonna lick you". LOL.

  • Man i can't believe there're as many sick bastards as they are out there!!

  • 61 people need to have a "why dont you have a seat over there"

  • "You say that a lot? 'Ima gonna lick you'. You say that a lot to 13 year old girls?"

  • Lol i wondered where they hired the little girls....OMG

  • Chris Hansen wakes up every day, puts on his expensive suit, looks in the mirror, takes a deep breath and says "Lookin good Chris, let's fuck some lives up today" *wink*

  • Pedophiles are attracted to children under the age of 12. Being attracted to 13-15 year olds is ephebophilia. I don't condone any of this, I just hate when people misuse words.

  • People these days!

  • VonHelton <<<< this sick fuck is one of them

  • lol wtf catching predators at the beach, never seen that one before

  • Are there 'really' that many out there?

  • 2:50 He's got a spongebob shirt, he seems innocent...

  • i dont see whats wrong with what these guys are doing?. its just gettin sum real real real real real real tight poon muff

  • o i can have the pizza lmao

  • Haha, it's funny how they get all excited, then chris hansen walks around the corner and they melt inside.

  • 9:33 Epic Seating Maneuver

  • you're free to walk through the door you came from :)

  • great mix!

  • I WAS JUST GONNA GET SOME FOOD

  • :35 "what kind of pool game would you use this for?" Answer? Pocket Pool!

  • Hmmm... is this real?

    What if one of these guys came with a gun... I doubt they'd mind using it on Chris, seeing as them being caught doing this will ruin their lives anyway.

    That's why I can't help but think it's fake...

  • Shit...theses guys just ruined their lives and that of their loved ones.

  • omg....sick people... 

  • Jesus Rocks....Lol

    

  • the 61 people who don't like this are free to walk right out that door they came in through

  • MARCH 9--In an aggressive bid to entice prospective “sex tourists,” the Department of Homeland Security last year launched an undercover web site that purported to arrange trips from the U.S. to Canada, where clients could engage in sexual activity with minors, The Smoking Gun has learned.

  • 61 people got caught .

  • I WASNT GOING TO DO ANYTHING

  • Fucking cock blockers

  • "with my tounge up your blank" LOL

  • 5:34

  • ima gunna lick you

  • These guys need to see 'Hard Candy'. Twisted film.

  • i have a great idea !!! >:-)

    what if instead of Chris,I come out with a bulletproof vest, brass knuckles in my left and a heavy chain in my right hand and five more people appear with bats.Then i ask him to take a seat, take a seat right over there and i question him until he starts crying and beat him until he starts bleeding out of his ears.then with the help of my associates tie him up and put him somewhere with all the necessary evidence that he's a pedo and THEN call the cops.

  • @MegaTrippp just do this--have a bat, hammer and chain sitting on the table. say pick one and i'll let you go, if you don't pick any i'll arrest your sick child molesting ass. if he picks one, beat the ever living shit out of him then have him arrested. it all works out in the end

  • @MegaTrippp i think me and whoever else thumps-uped that comment could help :D its such a brilliant plan.

  • @MegaTrippp hahah lolz LMAO.....YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THAT!!! =)

  • white people are fuckin pedophiles , and gay pedophiles to go with it !

  • @MrPANDPKENNELS Nigger.

  • @gangsta3face pedophile , inbreed . look at your people , a bunch of fuckin wierdos with issues rapin little boys and girls , youre not a gangsta , your a fuckin pee wee .

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  • You seemed a little nervous driving around out there! ......

  • I love to suck **** play and suck **** play with and lick nipples and lick and suck ***** and you?

  • this show is horrible. FOr oneit's pure entrapment. They're prompting these ppl to make sexually provocative statements and gestures and then arresting them and puting it on tv. WHats this world come to?

  • @TheBassofmike : True, it's entrapment, but I don't have any sympathy for these guys: they're bad people who seem to have no qualms about corrupting and defiling kids. If it means that there are few less of these creepers out there then it can;t be such a bad show, right?

  • @assmane999 I don't think it's that black and white... the fact is there are MANY sexual predators out there. It's not deviant behavior, it's human nature. Just look at the "average" woman... our ideal image consists of adult women that looks like prepubescent 16 year olds. It's what WE want. These people are sick...not because their attracted to children but because they can't control themselves. You can't dangle drugs infront of an addict and not expect them to bite.

  • @TheBassofmike But whats worse is that those aren't all the pedophiles in the world, and more children are being killed and raped by sickos everyday. That's whats sad.

  • @TheBassofmike I understand what you are saying but nobody forced them to drive to their house and met up with these kids.

  • Lol i love people and their religion.

  • such a good IRL TROLL

  • The religious ones are the most sexually frustrated and neurotic.

  • lol im 14, nuff said.

  • "they can have the pizza... if you let me go..." hahaha....

  • Chris Hansen: Problem pedos? troll grin*

  • they blurred his mouth? what was he doing!?? lol

  • Is this labeled as comedy or documentary?

  • "It's like your calling card? You send a picture of your genitals.." LMAO

    0:44

  • Deepthroat....?

    Explain that to me...Lol.

  • The 22 year old was kinda hot O.O *This is coming from a 16 year old xD*

  • @CBFan3456 he should of came to u then lol :p

  • I miss my favorite comedy program! Bring this back!

  • get em Chris

  • lol oh religious people, you so crazy.

  • @I3L4NK where is that in the bible?? LOL

  • Im stunned, yeah You are stunned because you got caught!

    lmao

  • John!!!!  we've been threw this before....

    hahahaha

  • Ima gonna lick you!

  • The one time I actually agree with cockblocking.

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  • Hey I send a picture of my dick out like a calling card too. That doesnt mean anything.

  • 6:30: Hadjis, you can't mother fucking trust them for shit.

  • "I'mma gonna lick you".... Oh my god, ahaha.... I feel terrible for laughing, this isn't funny subject matter, but fuck, man. These guys are so fucking stupid.

  • if chris hanson died some tragic death i think i would actually smile like this :)))))))))

  • go after jay herrod

  • rofl at the guy that says "it must've been someone on my computer". Thats just a sad explanation cause the guy actually showed up too..

  • Imma gunna lick you lol so funny yea i say it all the time

  • get the fuck outta here! God got nothing to do with this...

  • "What kind pool game would you use this for" PRICELESS!!!!

  • CATHOLIC CHILD MOLESTERS! ALL KIDS RUN AWAY FROM CATHOLICS BEFORE YOU GET MOLESTED!

  • @s00xmyc00x123 such a retarted comment .. just proves your mindset ..

  • @M3SRT Hey man lol that comment was a joke.I have nothing against catholics, most of my family is catholic :)

  • how funny would it be if Chris Hanson turned out to be a pedophile hahahaha

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Chris Hanson, the ultimate pedo smasher!

    Watch those predators squirm!

  • 5:16 - 5:22 funniest shit ever XD

  • Makes you wonder why humans sexually mature at such a young age.

  • and the moral of this story is what not to do if a bird shits on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I be like: "So does this mean I'm not getting laid?"

  • i love how they're like mid sentence in a lie and chris is just flipping through the pages to find something they said and they just keep lying xD

  • Ahaha, you almost feel sorry for them. Almost.

  • i fuckin love it when he reads out the chat in his voice when it says ridiculous things to see their reactions

  • i love how casual these guys try to act when they get hansoned

  • KIT KATS!

  • Yet another reason to hate religion...

    Funny how nobody says "Please, let me go, i'm a very atheistic person."... :D

  • @deezeemb double like

  • Chis Hansen is such a fucking asshole. You know they edit those fucking chat logs to make the dude looks bad, the decoys push those idiots into this shit. Fucking assholes.

  • @SexualBubblegumZX You are joking right?

  • @SexualBubblegumZX are you fucking retarded? wow. youre a dumbshit

  • @SexualBubblegumZX yea, i feel the same way.

  • @SexualBubblegumZX uh,....so?! even if they did that makes it okay for them to come n fuck a 12 yr old??? these men are over 30/40 years old

  • @SexualBubblegumZX The same can be said for a cop who dresses up like a dealer to lure in some drug pusher. With respect, a normal person, if pushed does not ask "So you masturbate a lot?"

  • @SexualBubblegumZX You were busted by Hanson, weren't you? Maybe that's why you're so butthurt :(

  • shiiiit i love kit kats

  • 60 people took a seat right there

  • haha ill give u the pizza hahaha wow how fucken lame

  • and uncles and fathers,grandfaters,older brothers,cousins- do this all the time with family girls=- they ll never get caught if its family-82 yo father still harasses children-push drugs -noone stops him

  • I know who you are Chris Hansen!!!

  • So do these sick ass motherfuckers get arrested after the show or what?..

  • @Presidential805 rhey get 30 days- then are just more careful-and uncles and fathers,grandfaters,older brothers,cousins- do this all the time with family girls=- they ll never get caught if its family-82 yo father still harasses children-push drugs -noone stops him

  • @Presidential805 yea they get arrested

  • @Presidential805 you know youd fuck a teenager if you'd never get caught for it, dont even lie like that..

  • 6:28 shia labeouf

  • such hilrious excuses

  • 8:23. Amir from College Humor. LOL.

  • 9:10 tthats how I say hi

  • i think chris hansen is a pretty cool guy. eh catches innocent guys liek a pro and doesn't afraid of anything

  • @ninjatofuu lol hansen doesnt catch shit, he's a tv show host.

  • lol! Some kit...kats! Good job, captain stutters. Have fun in the big house, now bend the fuck over!

  • whats this focus on religion? fox net. trying to blame religion to discredit faith?

  • @gimemde I think it's the predators that keep bringing religion up as a last resort, hoping it helps them after they are exposed as pedophiles. In any event, and for what it's worth, religion has already discredited itself beyond repair.

  • @onebigeye This is so true. I would say "amen to that", but since Im not a religious person, fuck that. You sir have a very good point.

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  • i miss this show.

  • in reality the kids who accept pictures and invite 30/ 40 year olds to their homes have the same problem the predators do. Its not normal for a teen girl to invite a guy that age to their home. They focus on the predators but how about teaching the retard kid a lesson to. Blame it on bad parenting or whatever, but the shit is not normal. Many kids have public social accounts but very little of those kids participate in shit like this. Check your kids mentality to!

  • @ChrisESPOne wise words of a pedo? Calm down

  • @chrischimera must be a victim

  • 5:17-5:23...if that was uncensored i would probably die laughing

  • even the host comments on the girls attractiveness here. is that intent? YSF

  • I just enjoy how swiftly the decoy kids turn heel and walk out .

  • @VioletBob turn heel? lol this isnt wwe

  • @flightsnhike226 I was unaware that them LITERALLY turning on their heel had anything to do with the WWE. I mean, I get what you're saying.. But let's read in the right context, yeah?

  • thumbs if you want to see " To catch a cougar" LOL

  • "oh your gonna give ME the pizza. what a pal you are " LMFAO 4:07

  • 1:03 and 6:28 . thats why i watch the show. good material chris. good material.

  • Discusting.

  • notice all of these people are religious....specifically follow jesus...hmmm that should tell you something about religion........

  • I agree with sam40612

  • wasn't Mary like 14 or 15 when she had Jesus?

  • @voxvoxvox1234 Oh maaaan, I can't believe you just went there! haha!

  • @voxvoxvox1234 hahaha...what's your point?

  • @voxvoxvox1234 yea but it was immaculate conception,,,

  • @voxvoxvox1234

    Younger actually. But in those times it was customary for women to marry and have kids at much younger ages, so unless you think everyone in the past was a sick pedo it doesn't really mean much.