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  • Had no idea he was this ridiculous. Good tune, decent singing, funny vid.  8.5

  • HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA PEDDO HOFF

  • LOL so gay

  • GAY

  • Is David Hasselhoff secretly a pedophile?!

  • The one who made all of David's music videos must have been high or something, it's all fucked up, and I love it!:D

  • go KITT:P

  • I love how the I tunes advertisment pops up... I just might buy this and trunk thump this near the college to see what happens

  • "trunk thump"... fuck your a loser nobody wants to hear you blast your shitty music in your fucking rice burner

  • hahahahah!! can`t stand it :D :D :D

  • LOL on 0:32 do they say "I know your Gay"?!?!

  • Nope. "I know your game." But you can think that just to make this even funnier. xD

  • Haha, I thought so too! xD

  • lol pedo

  • Is this a spoof on himself?

  • Hes obviously got a good sense of humour..Hilarious!

    ..

  • Its not called ''get in my car''....its called Jump in my car.....get with it man.

  • hasselhoff pisses his pants haha wat a gay cunt

  • why do germans like him so much..

  • Retard

  • The ultimate midlife crisis anthem.

  • hasselhoff is a god - and I don't just say that because I am german

  • lol

  • i lol'd so hard at the end

    "Get out of my car"

    "I SAID GET OUT OF MY CAR!"

  • this should be on a burger commercial

  • this is so wrong its right

  • never hassle the hoff!

  • well i never thougth the Hoff was a pedophile

  • 13 is legal where I live, He has shagged more girls than you have had coffees, He is a rich American god, Wtf are you ?

  • well thats funny because I don't drink coffee and as far as being I rich American god...so is paris hilton....enough said

    btw I'm a human just so know, but I'm not retard like you so in fear of dumbing myself down I'm not going to talk to you again

  • Good.

  • I didn't know that being a paedophile had something to do with money now... So if you're rich you can rape little girls? :/

  • Its a bit late now to ask MJ Im sure he would have said Oh yes dear.

  • (ephebophile)

  • hahahahah

  • What a stud! HAHAHAHAHHA NOT!

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • phedohile like you ? ha ha ha

  • spelling fail

  • hysterical, he looks like a pedophile! hahahahaaa

  • I didn't know he was a awesome singer

  • 5 stars for KITT! O_O

    lol

  • wtf

  • Oh my, he was totally going to HOFF those chicks!!!

  • You just have to favorite this XD

  • O________O wow

  • And that is why you don't get in to strange men's cars.

  • I am fucking speechless.

  • ending is epic lol

  • anything that involves a half naked chick david signs up for it in a heartbeat. hehe.

  • this is by far the gayest thing i've ever seen...wtf with the wonder women stars??

  • i didnt know he sangg... hmm

  • this might be the best video i have ever seen

  • looks like hes gonna rape her

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOO OMG

  • he's ruined an Australian classic

  • i dont think this song was originaly australian this is the second comment i saw of u saying that shut the fuck up. the only thing that australia is known for is men at work band and kangaru animals lol

  • sorry son, it IS australian, for better or for worse, although the songwriter- ted mulry- was raised in Britain.

  • With the way he drinks, you better not get into his car.

  • LMFAO

  • stranger danger!

  • i never knew he sang!

  • he used to sing in the 80's but it was kinda of a joke or atleast in the U.S but in germany pople said he was big in the music scean. but its a joke just like when don jhonson used to sing its something u laugh at lol

  • if i was him i would of said bitch im nightrider jump ur ass in my ride and lets all get freaky

  • haha this is by far the funniest thing ever

  • kitt is awesome

  • No thanks, you can have my share, sweetie!

  • Pick up women your own age!

  • women his age are gross and when you are a god you can fuck women any age your just jealous cuz ur too old and fat for The Hoff

  • Can someone say....EPIC FAIL!!!

  • you also fuck men and hopefully have aids u should have been aborted i bet your parents are very disappointed

  • ummmmm.........

  • hes like the wanna be elvis that never happened!

  • WTFFFFFFFFFFFF was that r u serious i mean i love the hoff as much as the next guy but really WTFFFFFF

  • How dare you blaspheme! the HOFF is a god! bow down and worship him! you may appease him if you sacrafice a virgin unto him! Heil Hasselhoff!

  • Dude I wouldn't say that...... Chuck is everywhere dude, pray he isn't offended

  • ugh, i know he probably wasn't trying to give off the "pervert" vibe, but those chicks are as young as his two children. i'm 22 and i kinda get grossed out a lil every time he starts hitting on them. btw i think that girl who gets in his car is the same girl from transformers 2; revenge of the fallen, only she doesn't have as much makeup on in this vid. she played the slut/alien-in-disguise.

  • What a talent. Sings like Pavorotti, writes like Dylan, has the intellect of Einstein.

  • ttudad,

    It's not nice to be cruel to the retarded.

  • He looks like the older version of Zac Efron! Seriously.

  • OMG Im scarred for life if that approached me I would be reaching for the mace

  • those chicks are probably old enough to be his children..

  • he kind of sound like david bowie

  • Man you can cut & paste your face all you want Hoff, but someday you gotta give in and admit that you are not a hot young stud.

  • I wouldnt get in that car with him!! He looks like he is drunk and wants some hamburgers!!

  • Laughing!!! Good one!

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  • He a Sod but the songs good

  • he's a dweeb

  • Wow. I think I'm gonna poke my eyes out now.

  • his next song is "get in my pants"

  • good one! I cracked up at your comment!

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  • love that humor

  • Mhuaha crazy.

  • never again will i hassel the hoff

  • Just remember no drink drivin

  • yes, it's much safier to drink before you drive.

  • Go Knight Rider!

  • Michael Knight is a pedophile!!

  • this is cheez at its best...post knight rider.

    notice his sexy dance moves and hip groove action

  • this should be nominated for a razzie. so bad its good.

  • Let's Hassle Hoff :D

  • He should have offered them candy.

  • Or a hot cup of Hoffe!

  • hoff is to old to be doing this crap

  • hasselhoff

    I believe was the inspiration for the 80's songs

    smooth operator

    and smooth criminal

    after listening to this song

  • this is by far the worst videoclip i every saw! is this a joke?

    i do like the girl sitting in his "car"

  • the rapist's anthem

  • worst 3 mins

  • Oh, Hoff! You!

  • ok this is the petophile theme song

  • you would know

  • He's hitting on girls young enough to be his daughter..

  • I'm going to steal that fucking car.

  • Its funny in Germany they love this shit. They idolize the hoff

  • Yeah, and rightly so! ^_^

  • hahaha no duh my to

  • The one girl is ridiculously hot, the one on the right that actually gets in the car. What's her name?

  • wow. this is baaaad

  • badass*

  • OMG!

    I just watched the latest music video starring David Hasselhoff called "Don't Hassel The Hoff" - he is soooooo funny!

    It came out last week and is definitely going to be viral. Just search for "David Hasselhoff - Don't Hassel The Hoff" - you'll thank me later!

  • Well, I ain't!

    *pause*

    YEEEAAAAAHHHHH! GET OUT OF MY CAR!

    LMAO! I was already chuckling at the sudden 180-degrees with him telling her to get out of his car. But that part was just epic. :D This kinda randomness just makes my day.

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhh!

  • holy shit!

    tim and eric got the hoff on their show?

  • i want a "High Quality" version.. and i don't mean the youtube capture.

  • "If i seen him asking me to get in de car.... I'd run for my life!" chances are hed would rape you first, but this is hoff. hes not like that

  • That's the worst dancing since achy breaky heart!

  • It would be funny if this song and video was a joke. But its for real so its just sad.

  • haha! i couldn't have put it better myself!!

  • yeah cuz TV is real life, just like your hand is jenna jameson

  • ... 2 mins and 58 seconds that I will never get back... ever... they are gone...

  • he looks like a child molester...

    xD

  • that's what i thought, the whole start of it, it's like "dude, this is very twisted thing to be doing"

  • he cant dance either. this is all very messed up and wrong

  • it is good quit makeing fun

  • Jump in my car, got candy?

    Pedohoff!

  • If i seen him asking me to get in de car.... I'd run for my life!

  • this is amazing

  • haha dnt skit the hoff its me :P

  • worst song and dancing.....eever

  • If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine this is David Bowie singing a really, really lame-ass song.

  • lol 2:42

  • Jump in my car, ho-hos. You can pay me in RAPE DOLLARS.

  • Kitt the Knightrider car is clearly the star of this video.

  • at 1:30 i couldnt help but laugh!

    bwahahhaha!

  • i think david hasselhoff is pretty cool guy. eh picks up children and doesnt afraid of anything.

  • He reminds me of Ron Burgandy

  • it look like it a homemade music video or it just a REALLY old music video.

  • i laughed for 15 minutes straight....it is so freakishly corny sleazy and bad

  • He's a freakin pedafile in this vid! WTF!??

  • fuck he's a seedy washed up poo, ruined that song

  • Could you believe the acting talent in that video??? The Hoff is an unbeatable force in both the music and film industries! So freaking awesome!

  • I would NEVER tell that girl to get out of my car

  • 0:33 - "I know you're gay"

  • Dude has man boobs. What a douche

  • I luv this song lol

    Itz only funny cuz hasselhoff sings it otherwise it wud b shit :P

    woohooz :D

  • lawl.... Kitt..  when i seen the title I just knew it had to be kitt

  • lol, is this a real video? i dont really know much about Hasselhoff...

  • lol this is fuckin funny song and its kinda good at the same time

  • Laughable

  • great song

  • I have never felt more patriotic than at the 1:04 mark.

  • lol

  • this is the best song i've ever heard

  • aaahahahah oh my god ahahaa, now thats entertainment

  • Wow! What an old piece of shit!

  • GET OUT!

  • When im 50 i hope to be picking up girls half my age with KITT.

  • this is so so so WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's like a pedeofile. there like half his age

  • I have nothing to say

  • shit

  • lol. get out of my car thts just too far thats the sorta thing i would say lol

  • fantastic

  • <3 hoff

  • That is possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen on youtube, honestly.

  • AMAZING

  • yo dawg, I heard you like hasselhof, so we put some baywatch in your baywatch so you can fap while you fap

  • this doesn't make me rage, why would it? it just sucks

  • hard mode

  • This video screams rape. And Nightmare mode: Completed.