Top Ten Harry Potter Pick up lines

[gold4victorious]

new one...CAN I SLYTHERIN TO YOUR CHAMBER OF SECRETS! LOL not mine but luv that one...

[mistyforest14]

"I solemnly swear i am up to no good!" My fav ;)

[smiletimes3]

Lol I like the luna one :(

[Snifilis]

You dont have to say wingardium leviosa to get me up...

[TheHilda779]

EW okay this is nasty

[clubpenguin1239]

xD The pick up lines are so nasty, it makes me laugh. Oh this is why i love my fandom and the fans!

[forgottenartform]

haha if someone came upto me and used one I dont know if i'd be flattered or laughing

[squeekygirl1]

oh is that your bed..... mind if i slytherin

[neonninja427]

TheHilda779 yeah...well...i got one wrong cuz i was tring to remember them from this website...MLIA.com...so...oops

[TTechnoGT]

why dont you open your griffindoor and ill slither in

[WhatsHisFaceXD]

Can i Slytherin to your Griffidor and Avadakadabra

[HolyFrackSiriusBlack]

@WhatsHisFaceXD This might have been funny if you could spell Gryffindor and Avada Kedavra correctly.

[DefiesgravityXox]

can i put you on my quidditch team, because honey, you're a keeper ;) x

[IceInMySnowCone]

@DefiesgravityXox hahahaha! XD

[peacebuglovesdoby]

@Tori2017 my cousin's 9 and she understood them!!

[silver2stars]

@Tori2017 lol, so you know what all of that meant but you don't know what pick-up lines are? What were you expecting when you clicked on this video?

[bornforthis17]

haha so wrong but right :D lol

[Tori2017]

ok i may be young but i still kno wwhat allllllllllllllllllllllllll of that ment and i was NOT expectin that to happen

[neonninja427]

Are you a dementor because I love a kiss from you

I may be a dementor but souls arent the only things I suck

[TheHilda779]

@neonninja427 oh god that's not a very good one

[ItachiUchihalover23]

bwahahahahahahah! I'm dying!

[maddona999]

I loved the fact that google decided that the advert to show me on this was 'Geek online dating'

[phlearze]

LOL! This is funny!! And the comments on here are also hilarious! My favourite is "you dont need accio to make me come!" XD

Although, some people are just too uptight. Lighten up!! Its just fun

[rvnclw13]

just because your of age doesn't mean you need to whip your wand out for everything

[TheHilda779]

@rvnclw13 oh yea lol

ya that !

 never rreally noticed anythiing wrong

[Nikestrplox]

lollololololololol

[Tori2017]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[BeYourSelf0812]

Open your griffindoors so that I can slytherin to your hufflepuff.

The call me Ravenclaw ;)

[nurdacious1]

okay so i know this isnt a pickup lne but its sooo funny. ok here it goes, " my magic brings voldemort to the yard and im like its hurtin my scar!" harry is supposed to say this it is so funny but i didnt come up with it so i take no credit at all

[TheREBELBarbie]

OMG You People Are Perverts! =)

[Widwo1324]

I have one more of you were a dementor I would go to askaban just to have you close

[TicklezzzxD]

xD these would totally work on me!

-did you slip some amortentia into my drink? Because you're hotter after every sip!- and

-babe i wish you could apparate into my sheets- xD

[evildog100]

before me and my girlfriend went there the shrieking shack was just called the shack

[Atalinay]

if you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss ;D

The Best By Far!

[IWannaLoveLikeCrazy]

The background music really fits the general theme to this video, I think.

[xLifexLovexMusic]

We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix. Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse. If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

[davids2229]

You are so fucking perverted weirdo.

[yenchaminn]

Is that a wand in your pocket are you just happy to see me?

[LaughsAtGravity]

Did you use a confundus charm? Or are you just naturally mind-blowing?

[jeffersonjjohnson]

Forgeticus!

[08SuperMiley]

@jeffersonjjohnson Ummm it's obliviate, mate XD

[gorgeouschino]

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix <3

[hiaz1000]

no, it goes more like "you from hogwarts? 'Cause i'd like to hog your warts. <3"

[0Telamon0]

I get 3. XD

[XMischiefXxXManagedX]

"You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player.. Wanna ride my broomstick?" ;)

[MrVaatwastabletje]

the music did it for me

[Mt2Ultislayer]

You want a ride with my hippogriff?

[DeidaraTheTerrorist]

Geeks have this. Sports fans have erratic displays of manliness.

[hotnoodle101]

@DeidaraTheTerrorist And what of a Potterhead who goes to every hockey practice she can manage?

[DeidaraTheTerrorist]

@hotnoodle101 I meant sports fans that go way over the top. Like the ones that strip and run across the field/court/arena.

[waleedsajjadkhan14]

I'll make ya moan like Myrtle when I put ma Basilisk in yo Chamber of Secrets ;D

[hmqsmith]

excellent

[xxMusicLuver34xx]

These are all really GROSS AND PERVERTED...

[MistressInsanity]

You misspelled basilisk

[rossijones123456789]

do you mind if i Slytherin?

[doxysrox]

My love for you burns like a dieing Pheonix.

[bloomingrose322]

cool fun fact the person who played myrtle was actually 40 years old!

[1kbear1995]

-There's a bed in the chamber, let's go make some secrets.

-Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if ya know what I mean.

-I have two philosophers stones, want to put them to good use?

-Baby, you don't need to come to Azkaban to be my prisoner.

-Wanna see my Hogwarts Express?

-Platform 9 and 3/4, I know something with the exact same measurements.

-My wand is nice and stiff.

-See those Aurors over there? They are gonna bring you to me, and I will give you the best 'Kiss' of your life.

[98Jakmak]

open your legs and i'll slytherin

may I enter you chamber of secrets?

[InsanityQueen93]

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that the fat lady completely changed appearance from the first to the third film!?!

[K8andRHI]

@InsanityQueen93 the third film actress is on the Vicar of Dibley

[LucifersLittleAngel]

"Can I put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?" I swear if a guy said that to me I would burst out laughing =P

[JayfeatherEclipse]

LOL!

[Cl3F4IRY]

0:40  :D

[EVideoJ77]

Number seven totally cracked me up.

[nurdacious1]

Baby you don't need to speak parstletoungue to open my chamber of secrets! XD I don't know if I spelled that right

[FalsehoodDestroys]

The music doesnt go with the videooooo



[BelieveIt7]

You don't need accio to make me come :D

[almirasecret]

SHIT :))))))

[Higoodnight]

#1 was funny.

[Theo2kitty]

I want to slither-in your griffindor and we can hufflepuff all night. I don't know the whole thing, but it's close! lol

[bree13ebru56]

PISSED MY SELF.

[Gabby88223]

You going to bed?I'll Slytherin ;) haha :)

[crazymonkeyk9]

funny but very disturbing

[lidsworth]

the last one was funny

[nurdacious1]

@maybaysomeday Haha that ones great!! XD I can't stop laughing

[sgrandall11]

way to mind fuck! gratz :D

[maybaysomeday]

my name must be dumbledore cuz' you keep calling me head-master ;D

[MollyIsTheMinority14]

tht was kinda disturbing... sorta like someones raped my childhood rlly...

[paulthealienfail]

I want my broomstick to slitherin to your chamber of secrets lol...XD

[justsmile4me2]

"oh, i see your going to bed, mind if i slytherin?"

[Oriange]

@justsmile4me2 i think this is the best one. LOL

[Haleyology]

if anyone said any of those lies to me i woulds slap them and i dont care how they are!!

[123naz100]

lmao



[nurdacious1]

"Do you mind if i Slytherin?" " No, come through the Dumbledoor!" hehe that one kinda sucks but remember, " if you show me your wand, ill show you my golden snitch!" hehe im innapropriate

[hozbeb]

wow I hope you never use any of these. Ever.

[jblover4578]

You spelled basilisk wrong. Maybe because you don't have one.

[dieskie2479]

Haha, this is so bad :')!!

I'm a forever potterhead XD

[aqwkingchampion13]

ugh this was a waste

[xcalibur0645]

trolololololololol all of them are dirty!

[narnia20ify]

who says number 9?

[Dethheadb4a]

and don't forget " Do you mind if I Slytherin?"

[hpbeatles2]

 "I'll show you mine if you show me yours", said Barty Crouch Jr., after being asked by Severus Snape to show his Dark Mark.

[poemrider]

i don't like how they're all dirty. why can't they be cute, like the one thefrizzter said?

[Harleyterror]

oh,gosh. one of my friends came up to me the other day and told me to re-read the harry potter books, but replace wand with willy... ohsweetlord xD

[Sakuto2]

Will you be my horcrux? Because I want to pour my soul into you

[BethieBlood]

Number 6 made my root beer shoot up and out of my nose T.T it hurts but it was worth it! Cause from 6-1 I nearly died

[suppergirl13]

lol

I want my basalisk to slither in your pluming

[Singingisinmyheart]

This has completely ruined Harry Potter for me and my friend because Harry says in the first film that he still needs to get a wand.

[robandbee]

wtf is a hufflepuff? ;)

[Bobbietutorials]

You mind if I slytherin?

[ngerdano]

@Bobbietutorials HAHHA THATS MY FAVORT ONE! AHAH

[KyleOgilvie1]

i'll be your whore-crux, you can slip your soul in side of me

[KyleOgilvie1]

slytherin and i'll hufflepuff

[JessandKoreenaxo]

Alohomora your legs and I'll Slytherin ;)

[hidingbehindafringe]

@JessandKoreenaxo  aaah TMB <3

[Singingisinmyheart]

@JessandKoreenaxo  ha ha ha lol

[caitev29]

@JessandKoreenaxo THE MIDNIGHT BEAST!! lol

[11adamlfc]

@JessandKoreenaxo Lol

[adyasrivastava]

@JessandKoreenaxo YUCK...

[Adiaj981]

I gotta hand it to you, that was pretty good

[skytiger859]

You know moaning Myrtle? I gave get that nickname.

[shadowninja243724324]

I LOVE THEM XD

[MrAcsfo]

Agreed :D

[twilightgirl52732]

Agreed.XD

[kaizoisevil]

You should have made it "when I make my basalisk slytherin to your chamber of secrets

[bettsvids]

???



[liamrew]

9 is the best

[lionpawsi]

Maybe a stupid question, but what does the top comment about Hufflepuff and finding hearts mean? I thought Hufflepuffs were good at being loyal and working hard; I didn't know they were good at finding things. Could someone explain, please?

[OnMyWayToBelieving]

I still love the good 'ole fashioned "Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[DyVrSitYProductions]

the music doesn't seem to fit xD

[DAN5675able]

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

thats what she said

[mejarjar2]

I've seen prisoner of azkaban a few times but I don't remember did lupin and black say they wrote the map? Or that they were padfoot and mooney or just in the book?

[Gossimer92]

@mejarjar2 Just in the book.

[sakuragurl15]

"Do you mind if i Slytherin?" :D my fave! :DDDD

[IdenityX3]

@sakuragurl15 Agreed xD

[jennywallis1]

SOOOO FUNNY :)

[smartygurls01]

@loveisthebest21 way to go.

[TheDazzasteelsaw]

I would Gryffindor Hermione's Hufflepuff by Slytherin my RavenClaw :)

[loveisthebest21]

I get it "when i put my bassikilisk in your chamber of secrets

The basskils is a penis and the chamber of secrets is a vagina

[MultiPie42]

@loveisthebest21 duh

[shugocharagirl100]

My favourite is : "I'm Draco Malfoy"

[MrSquishyStuff]

expect-a-penatra-ton!!!

[frendzfamirlife]

lol number 5 is actually from the series......

[OmgGuacamole]

i like: "is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just getting excited?" ;)

[freshprince58]

"Im gonna need my wand to explore your chamber of secrets" ;D

[frownifdown]

Idk what you're talking about Miniyeht, I loved the song.

[xLucyWeasleyx]

I personally like: 'How would you like to take a ride on my firebolt?'

[Godl1ked]

are u all out of ur minds ?

[thefrizzter]

Are you a hufflepuff? You seem to have FOUND my heart.

You don't get any cheesier than that :/

[Rothargar]

@thefrizzter wtf does that mean?

[Deuce2994]

@Rothargar hufflepuffs are good at finding things...... supposedly

[logan0959]

@thefrizzter yes i am



[bringitongirlfriend1]

u sicko!

[thechosenjoshua]

wow harry must have used "Alohomora" on Ginny to find her turn ons.

[metwaf]

cool



[leemister100]

My wand is much stronger than yours ron, And yours is half the size XD

[alohababe19]

Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets

[Aznthunder10]

childhood...destroyed... lol

[bluecharizard78]

D: Funny yet corny... Ok Iaughed til I threw up no joke

[ShannonCollins96]

Save a broomstick, Ride a Weasley!

[maybaysomeday]

you know platform 9 3/4? well i know something else with the same measurement ;)

[Singingisinmyheart]

@maybaysomeday that is absoloutely brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poopieflys]

wheres "is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" and "can i ride on your broomstick"?

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

too pervy, but awesome XD

[ROS3tYL3R]

What about - "is that a wand in your pocket..."

[coollary1]

hahahahahahahahabahahahahahaha fapfapfapfapfap

[lajlasa]

the last one for sure xD

[Beatles4eva3]

i loved the 5th one and the 4th one xD

[OokamiHaru260]

O//o//O Hahaha, oh, BRILLIANT!! XDDD

[MrMaxinne]

6 and 2 are the kinkiest

[TheParanormole]

My favorite is 5!

[0ImSoSorry0]

5 was my favorite :P

[MrSnowcone100]

1 is the best ;)

[FMAlover007]

harharharharhar this is great

[Saschikun]

I don't know #1 is kinda of a turn on. I'd respect the gutsy guy who says that at the appropriate time.

[vampiremiko666]

i feel so special my comment from 2 weeks ago is a top comment :3

[misscandyeyes]

i think i would accept a date from anyone who used one of those pick up lines...

[DC11961]

@cheesey4ful That was the point. :)

[TheSumms]

my fave one for girls: Draco, im going to bed, wanna slytherin?

[cheesey4ful]

WHY DID YOU SAY FRED?!?!?!? HE DIED AND YOU REMIND PEOPLE OF HIM