God of War in Five Minutes

[cssastuces]

Like if your watching in 2012 :)

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

god of war 4 god of war 4 god of war 4 god of war 4 yipeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[augusto4911]

e eu pensava que o cara ia joga god of war do 1 até o 3 em 5 minutos kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkk

[augusto4911]

i eu pensava que ia jaga o god of war do 1 ate o 3 em 5 minutos kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[simpsonfan13]

4:47 Vader did it better. Just saying....

[MRANDREWSHOW]

God of War

Chains of Olympus

God of War II

Ghost of Sparta

That's the order rite?

[allyouneedisjovi]

@MRANDREWSHOW no it's chains of olympus,god of war,ghost of sparta,god of war II, god of war III

[DarthJake123]

Whats the chronological order of the games?

[popfgrules]

under 18 group!!! :D

[Nenzoo1]

metal gear solid in five mins. its mandatory

[TheSimmus]

@Nenzoo1 pfff they would need 5 hours for Metal Gear...

[mamaby00]

i hope you are gonna make a new vid with the third game also

anyways nice vid

[Lyndonandre]

who is this narrator?

[SamauraiRippeR]

Happy, happy life!

[animebattlemage]

Why did Ares trick Kratos to kill his family he gains nothing from it

[animebattlemage]

Ign should do more of these videos

[piracicabariver]

At the end of GOW 3 Kratos dies

[musten23]

Best Kratos quote ever! NOOO!!!

[KukuNutXY]

lol where the GOW Ghost Of Sparta(psp) and GOW 3 story...?????????

[Nemesis958]

@KukuNutXY Look at the upload date.

[erdvilla]

Is there plans for a new version by IGN on this video? I mean this one was before GoWIII so the story has evolved a bit I'd say :P

[LucasDazzi25]

lol

[Bungies1Fan]

They make it sound funny

[cakeslayer369]

kratus goes inside pandoras crip epiiiccccccc

[49nitramsp]

Best fucking Plot Summary...EVER

[specialsos11]

woah kratos can survive years without food or water

[KukuNutXY]

@specialsos11 ya kratos just eat the green orb to survive in his life...! haha

[thefoodgamer1]

i love god of war but dont really rmeber all the names and stuff

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

i prefer the other guy personally:/

[tyree079]

awesome lookingXD

[koukouroukou12345]

"after some really annoying puzzles envolving towers with spinning blades" lol

[burninrubber440]

Zeus is like Darth Vader...

Zeus: I AM YOUR FATHER!

Kratos: Nohhhhh..

[proz74]

Kratos was black :o

[MaestroAlvis]

...and then things got worse.

I mean seriously this is just a clusterfuck of someone being a dick to Kratos, Kratos wanting to make things right, but then someone else being a dick to him anyway. The only bad thing Kratos did was being biasd to Sparta as the God of War

[MrIronWar]

HOLD DEVILS POT OF TEA!!!

[TheNeutual]

4:27 BOOBS :D

[koolmoynyan]

@TheNeutual 5:00 hills =D

[cptnkrunch98]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUY WHO VOICED THESE

[wolflink981]

HOLY CRAP!!!!! You went a bit overboard there Kratos

[BaxterXenon]

God of War Kill something Have sex with women Kill family Have an Emo moment Become a psychotic rage killer Kill a god Kill the other god Fuck more women Come back out of Hell Fuck more women Got back in time Have sex with more women Go BACK...TO THE FUTURE Have sex with more women Kill every god. The End

[lylatfox4]

@BaxterXenon

lol

[bigcman321]

Too bad this video was before Ghost of Sparta. It'd be nice if they made complete video of the entire series.

[organicSquirrels]

Damn this stupid flagging rule, I had to watch this on my ipod

[myangel158]

zeus is technically the "father" of all, so not a shocker

[coolguy02536]

4:46 Weird Star Wars reference!

[Jokerprodution]

5:11 "HOLD DEVIL'S POT OF TEA"

[RYansAdams79]

My favourite game of all time to bad I no longer have a PS

[ponquinful]

EPIC GRUNT AT 2:35

[ponquinful]

awesome looking = deadly

[bloodshedder021]

@subzeroIZsooooLAME Exactly. So why didn't he grab his family while he was in the Underworld? There is no fundamentally separate place for them to have gone.

[Danny2462]

4:48 >:| Noue >:((

:DDD lol

[123456789cuz1]

U must read this. Once u have started there is no turning back. A little 10 year old girl was raped and murdered in 1945. Her body was not found until 1947. Then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. The dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt and kill you. Well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

[zakelias123]

@123456789cuz1 u r a dumbshit

[Estuways]

best storyline ever thought of

[somerandomefanboy101]

lol ogia tells kratos he should go to the sisters of fait on the ?? island of fait haha lmao

[bloodshedder021]

Wait, why didn't Kratos just grab his family while he was down in Hell? I mean, it's not as if there was anywhere else for them to go. Heaven hadn't been invented yet.

[BaxterXenon]

4:47 I thought if Kratos was happier and more optimestic he would've been like "We'll atleast Zeus didn't say "I am your father!""

[YoshiTheOreoGamer]

3:24 is more awkward than seeing him brutally murdered on Mortal Kombat. O_o

[overpownerful]

I want the old guy back..

[ATTIPAT501]

Things like this kinda make me want to own a PS3 ,But then i remember i don't have 400 dollars hiding up my ass

[TH3W1TCHKING]

Ok that story confused me more than Inception did

[star0shadows]

HOLY SHIT. Best. Story. Of. All. Time.

[EnragedTurkey]

@star0shadows no, mass effect owned this

[Hekatonkas]

Kratos:Zeus,the son has returned,I bring the destruction of Olympus!!!

Zeus:*crushes another Ps2 with evil laugh*

The End

[subhajitgodfather]

killing gods is aweesoomeeeee@!!!!!!!

[vman818]

By the way the bundle pack I'm talking about is called god of war origins its going to be released 9-13-11

[vman818]

I wish this made after November so that way he can add god of war 3 story and ghost of Sparta I know 3 s because I have but i don't know gow 4 because it's on psp thank god for the new bundle pack for chains of Olympus and ghost of sparta coming out on ps3 wit nice graphic

[swanton200]

thank you ign, i understand the game more now

[theorderoforange]

he sounds like travler

[navi1007]

theres way too much blood in god of war its sometimes just weird for me like how can a person bleed that much?

[AriusDragon]

@navi1007

the amount of blood a human uses every day is equal to an olympic sized pool,

*no pun intended

[navi1007]

@AriusDragon really?

[AriusDragon]

@navi1007

yep, look it up

[boltok0598]

god of war is a time klassic for ps2

[MagogTheMagnificent]

And then what happens??

[LordyJake]

It includes Chains of Olympus but not Ghost of Sparta.

[MrBaseballsluger]

Does this include psp god of war?

[LordyJake]

@MrBaseballsluger

It includes Chains of Olympus but not Ghost of Sparta.

[Polenkiller]

he was happy for about 2 and a half seconds xD

[GameRampage]

this game looks HUGE ! holy shit, I never knew this game was this long!

[SinerAthin]

''ZEUZ, YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!''

Damned epic!

[S4MMMYT]

is this only the first game ?

[carnage98kill]

@S4MMMYT No,this is the 4 games combined

[LordyJake]

@carnage98kill

Isn't it just the first 3? (Chains of Olympus, 1, 2)

[carnage98kill]

@LordyJake my bad,i replied before i finished the video

[MsMonsterlove]

zeus didnt send the statue Athena did

[ATULBASNAL]

bestest game

[nachoooot1]

the best game ever

[TheNl1nk]

4:29 bewb

[CalmDraven]

i allready know everything about god of war but i just love hearing this dudes voice !!! ITS JUST SO EPIC !

[DjYigy]

These summaries don't really tell you what really went down in the games. If anything, you guys should play the game to get what fully happens in these games.

[VladimirVLD]

Lots of stabbing in this game according to IGN. I would add setting enemies on fire and cutting them in half.

[MREPEOPLE]

2:24, writers ran out of ideas.....

[imangekyo]

God of war 3 is my fave game of all time.

[9106148720]

they should make more of these "in 5 minutes" :P

[MrTristanishere]

Oh. I thought he was Albino.

[Nabilel17]

Isn't athena his sister which makes area his brother which mean Deimos is related aswell plus Hercules too, so kratos killed Athena And ares. That means Zeus is athenas and ares's dad too? And chronos is their uncle?

[imangekyo]

@Nabilel17 actually, it makes cronos there grandfather

[JackSparrow2600]

Question, if he brings the Titans to the present, the gods never exist, so then he doesn't exist, WTF?

[VideoWatcher1997]

It's impossible to kill a god, unless the tree of the imortals dies, whitch would actually kill everything that ever was immortal

[ShallaMalla031]

@VideoWatcher1997 Yes and the gods really exist and Kratos is a real guy that killed them all...

[jagrude96]

the guy talking sounds like leonardo off assasins creed

[barsason1]

BEST IN 5 MINUTES VIDEO EVER

[2010godkratos]

2:58

kratos looks wierd when happy :p

[bradalfk]

God, the story of this game is SOOO bad

[Jamjor]

well i got god of war 3 with my ps3 for free.. i guess i gotta get 1 and 2

[aeropavore]

@Jamjor just buy the collection, has 1 and 2 on it on ps3

[JetAge96]

@Jamjor

yes and ps2 if u want to play em

[PcGameHunter]

nomnomnomnomnomnom XD

[saifsk4]

The GODS Sent Kratos To Attica

[sighmaster2pointoh]

@saifsk4 why are you restating wat was allready said in the video

[OtakuDoki]

hmm Starwars again huh....

[XBOXComplete]

most fucked up storyline ever, "hes ur father" "what the..."

[DarkDelaqroux]

pegasus showed up............... BY THE GODS!!

[Hero0fTimeLink12]

......DIEMOS!

[aeropavore]

Killed one god, might as well kill all of them

[barsonja]

@aeropavore

He did, killed.. E V E R Y S I N G L E one :D

[aeropavore]

@barsonja BADASS MUCH!

[Dmclpmaster688]

ROB TALBERT?

[AnGrYGrEeKGuY]

Eos ?? I dont realy understand that O_o

I'm Greek , and i know many gods . but EOS ? Maybe ... Hera ???

(Also ... in almost EVERY story , when a man gets super power and becomes a GOD , he wants to conquer the world ;)

[AnGrYGrEeKGuY]

Eos ?? I dont realy understand that O_o

I'm Greek , and i know many gods . but EOS ? Maybe ... Hera ???

[MrStephenpalm]

ares is asshole

[MrJrMcLovin]

dont have a PS but God of war has a fucking good story, looks fucking sickkk

[hse97]

they do realized gods and titans cant be killed

[bywukime]

ROFLMAO 3:28 XD

[bywukime]

Instead of just buying GOW3 I decided to play GOW:C first and it was awesome... and now i feel i can finally play GOW3.

[songohan0]

woow

[Sawyster]

SHOCKER!

[bruceybruce47]

in all the series, kratos went to hell like 8 times? iono confirm plz

[halindan]

lol 3:28

[poopchunk3]

just bought 3 for 30 dollars at game stop with thier new power saver, getting assins creed 2 for 20 tomarrow. this is awsome

[dddsucks]

Spartans were bullcrap, i would like 2 see them up againist the sikhs!!

[Man0nThaMoon]

@dddsucks haha call up "deadliest warrior" show to test it. if you ever watched it. spartans beat every ancient fighting force from ninjas to samurai :P

[psychoxturtle97]

thank you for ruining the whole first 2 games... or the first?

[blackkrainn]

@psychoxturtle97

He told you there would be massive spoilers... fail.

[franzken]

good i dont have 1 and 2 only 3.. and after seeing the graphics of 3 i dont think i can tolerate the ps2 graphics..lol so im watching this vid thanks!!!!!

[cr9527]

Why does kratos kill chicks?

[JadesCreed1]

zeus is ur father

NO

shocker lol

[Snipadude47]

I luv these ______ In 5 minutes (sort of) videos...they make my day :)

[Ghost109000]

@Snipadude47 Mine too

[RozzatheGreat]

2nd game seems to be confusing, and long.

[KantaVbk]

NICE VID I AM SUBSCRIBING NOW!

[Sawyster]

Funny, in modern times, Kratos would say "Daddy, I'm home!"

[erobertt3]

Athena was the one who set down the collosus

[NWA90s]

i have played all the  gow games, but long time since i played 1 and 2, needed to watch this shit

[Surfermario]

So then does this mean that Ares is Kratos' uncle?

[erobertt3]

@Surfermario ares is kratos's brother

[SuperAdriana70]

no kratos has a brother but its not eres its another fool that got kicked out of sparta

[erobertt3]

@SuperAdriana70 Ares is also his brother though

[vjhy]

wait if ares is kratos brother, then how come at the beginning ares was a god nd kratos wasnt?

[hugeindapants4life]

are they brothers? so ares is zeus' son as well?

[psnTrKvp]

@vjhy

No! Ares is Athena's brother..

Listen carefully, he says: "Athena tells Kratos, that her brother Ares......"

;D

[vjhy]

@psnTrKvp but then zeus is kratos's father? nd athena is zeus daughter? in god of war 3; wuldnt tht make them all related?? so confusing??

[psnTrKvp]

@vjhy

It's very confusing.. yes Zeus is Kratos' father..

And Ares is Athena's brother..

But Ares is not the son of Zeus.. or?

Dah, confusing.. :D

[vjhy]

@psnTrKvp u noe what? ask the greeks :]

[Silvererazor]

@psnTrKvp

Ares is the son of Hera and Zeus^^. Almost all gods in greek mythology are inbreeds.

[ShallaMalla031]

@psnTrKvp Nope, Kratos is Zeus' son and Athena is Zeus' daughter... Of course Ares is also his son so Kratos, Ares AND Athena are brothers and sisters :)

[vjhy]

is this god of war 1 and 2?

[TheEDITOR1K]

before chains of olympus, then chains of olympus then god of war 1, then god of war 2. that is whats shown in this video.

[mgs4isepic]

@vjhy both

[Sylar23100]

Everything here is based from Greek mythology what do you mean and i men everything from the kronos eats his babies to the titan wars(titanomachy) and pandoras box they just put kratos inside and it becomes mores awesome and change the plot of course to fil the game.

[eviltom17]

2:20 GASP! It's One Eyed Willy! Awesome!

[11Reaper9]

"No!" *SHOCkEr* add me PSN REAPER1231. Also the last few lines that Kratos saids are what got me hype up since GoW2

[qadrat3]

3:27 partying lolzz nice jobb......still waiting for gow 3 to come out of hell

[NIBent]

LOL At Kratos's Happy Face.

Made My Day

[Kyle96o]

lol at 2:58 and 3:25

[Kyle96o]

lol at 2:58 and 3:22

[Kyle96o]

lmao at 3:22

[Kyle96o]

lmao at 3:22

[DevilDiablo546]

great video, lol

i feel sorry for those who watch this without experiencing it in the game

[MsMonsterlove]

@DevilDiablo546 i beat 1 and 2 now i need 3 :)

[84Centauri]

*SHOCKER!*

This is too funny, lol.