Jackie Chan Adventures S2E14 Mother of All Battles 3/3

[alternatedragonfox]

5:05 Can someone translate the words that appear next to uncle?

[Viperqueen]

That is a beauty mark xD

[AsianHarryPotter]

After naming so many old band/artists, "The Beetles? No, I'm too young" LMAO XD

[dracogladiator2]

Uncle: ha you call that singing (yodels horribly)

Tohrus mother: tone deaf owl is cruising for a bruising!

Uncle and tohrus mom would make a fantastic comedy group lol

[heswift]

Jackie Chan got awesome taste in music lol

[Technus]

Oh look at Jade and Tohru walk hand in hand they'd make a great couple if there wasn't such a huge age difference

[TheYellowFalcon]

How does Tohru ALWAYS get out of water the quickest? He's like, 480 pounds! O.o

[ninetailedfox79]

@TheYellowFalcon he's mostly fat, so he probably floats up first then bobs out of the water

[Nashza]

i guess one person didn't watch the foot

[idodo32]

yodeling cabucies? i dont know what that means in japanease but in hebrew a cabuk is a kind of nut XD

[ninetailedfox79]

@idodo32 i'd guess their fans would have to be nuts to like yodeling

[Th3Nigma]

@idodo32 kabuki is a kind of japanese theater form

[idodo32]

5:09

litlle known fact there was a thirtinth talisman which uncle kept the signs in the backround are the description of the tallismans power:

who who holds this magical talisman will have the power to be, even at an old age a total badass!

this is the legend of the 13th talisman, the talisman of the billy goat!

[MrBassgroove90]

Uncle are so funny! LOLLLL!

[fourstarball4]

yo yo with villian=accessory

yo yo with jackie=lethal weapon

^-^

[FacingWorlds]

A lot of reoccurring themes!

[LiamCatterson]

Torhu's Mom: Jackie...Jade...The Billy Goat

Uncle: I WILL SHOW YOU A BILLY GOAT

xD

[darkba11]

WTF! that fish tank isnt that big :o O,o

[MrSonicblast]

Why didn't Jackie just punch the shark in the nose? .....

[animefanlover4]

i wonder what the sign at 5:08 - 5:09 near Uncle means?

[YummyPie532]

@animefanlover4 it means Billy Goat Power o_o

[animefanlover4]

@YummyPie532 Thanks. It help me out to know what it says even though I'm part Chinese :) Its soo funny I could die of laughing XD.

[zoRo2200]

Lol a rope hold Thoru and Jackie for so much time.I mean the rope sould have breaked instantly from Thoru. Thumbs up if you observed :D

[fourstarball4]

@zoRo2200 rope is probably a metal one....

[Mangaking95]

LOOL!! Uncle Yodelaying AHAHAHAHAHA!!! :L

[Datsizer]

@viethustla9 haha wat episode was that when he said that

[145turkboy]

Ironic jackies favorite yo yo move is around the world

yet he played in a movie around the world in 60 days

[CheesyGranola]

@145turkboy This show has a lot of references to Jackie Chan's movies. He did work on the staff after all. ;)

[Ampecks016]

@145turkboy i think u mean 80 days

[MrDeos88]

Why is it so hard for people to believe that Tohru has a mom? lol

[CheesyGranola]

@MrDeos88 Because he's huge and they can't imagine him coming out of someone's...you know. Especially considering how small Tohru's mom is.

[Hkhan940]

Omg so funny when she said "billy goat"

[CatMario100]

Uncle, I heard a RoadRunner yodel better than you.

[5uperzer0c0llect10n]

They are tied up with a chain but when he cuts it with the axe it is a rope

[comfighter4]

wait how was tohru faster than jackie when they were swimming from the shark?

[JohnSilverfan01]

@comfighter4 You forget. He hates fish. He'd swim away from it faster than even he would think.

[azureusokopipi]

how come tohro's face looks older than his mothers?

[TheKmanOfSmash]

What? If Jackie used the Yo-yo to tangle his legs, how did he retract it back like immediately?

[o0abdo0o]

@TheKmanOfSmash It's a cartoon...

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

@TheKmanOfSmash it had MAGIC...... GOOD magic

[Tawhiri15]

you know if he aimed for chachi instead of the rope he would have gotten away lol.

and if he had'int hidden in that stupid hiding spot then he REALLY would have gotten away XD

[jameygamer]

You know what, yoyo man looks like Giovanni from Pokemon.

[janvictor1]

you have people that care for you jackie, jade, and the billie goat  hahaha WTF

[Kratos8462]

eyesight good enough to see the hair growing outta that mole

[AUSTINVERA1]

@Kratos8462 NO ITS A BEAUTY MARK LMFAO

[doraemon514126]

xD



[ninja7within]

part of me want to see who would win Tohru's mother vs. Uncle

:)

[FaustTheVIII]

i cant believe jackie listens to Celine Dion x.X

[solarvolcano]

....Jackie, Jade,....DA BILLLY GOAT!!

[dybeen]

@solarvolcano

Best part of the show, considering it comes with the heartwarming music too.

[superanoyingsayin]

1:20 hand is quicker then eye

[mohsoldier2]

"UNCLE!"

"MOMMY"

[kiryuandgodzillagirl]

toru seems to be the big brother and jade the little sibbling and thats a very cute relashionship

[amkcl1]

o lah yi o la yi o luuuuu lols uncle's singing is rocking!!!

[TubHnubQub91]

The person that does the mom's voice is the lady from the movie"50 First Dates" the one that works at the resturant and tries to protect Drew Berrymore

[darkavatar29]

@viethustla9

Yeah, talk about moronic.

"Let's see, the old kung fu masters are distracted, the little girl is locked in a drawer, and Jackie and Tohru are in the middle of an epic shark fight. I COULD run away and keep the priceless artifact, or I could just jump in this barrel and wait for them to find me."

Brilliant logic.

[jameygamer]

@darkavatar29 And you guys thought Shendu was stupid for possessing Jackie instead of someone in Australia when he went to rewrite the Book of Ages.

[Horticultural1]

@jameygamer I don't know, man. The only reason his plan failed was because he let the Chans know what he was doing.

[PixelSith64]

@jameygamer To be fair, it was pretty dumb. If it was some random guy in Australia, Jackie wouldn't have known, Jade wouldn't have gotten the page, and it all would have gone according to plan.

[Horticultural1]

@darkavatar29 Seriously, what the Hell was that? I was wondering what was going on. 

[Kudoichi92]

@darkavatar29 Truly wtf was up with that -.-

[omarsonic9]

@darkavatar29 LMAO

[idodo32]

@darkavatar29 its like catching a fish uuuh... octopus in a barelll

[kittyrule84]

jade and tohru are so cute as friends at the end

[chappelleshow21]

lol "I will show you a billy goat"

[firefoxabyaz]

isnt it kinda weird that Tohru is huge but his mom is pretty small?

[alotfallend364]

0:33 LOL

[ThePerfectCross]

Why did a asian mobster speak spanish xD

[Kratos0909]

maybe he was born in spain or mexico.

[kahao3545]

they are japanese

[Kratos0909]

i know. i was just stating the possibilities to an ignorant question.

[kahao3545]

lol

[alotfallend364]

4:57 LOL!!

[tesshu1990]

All they said was "No more" in spanish

Should you not be asking the question why asian mobsters are speaking English? Rather than Spanish

[showstopper316]

hahahahhh easy there jackie... can't be too young to appreciate the beatles man :-}}

[FeedbackAgency]

FUCK YES Carpenters and Beatles

[PinkPsychoRanger]

Tohrus mom and uncle would make a good team! She is very sweet and funny!

[icefang87]

What does the chinese words stand for beside uncle at 5:10?

[freak0ns]

I only know the last 2 words=__= 踢斗

sth like battle

[96saphire96]

looks like the beging of a beautiful relationship XD x rofl

[monkeyz131]

HAND IS QUICKER THAN THE EYE

but should have been watchin the foot!

lmao

[tyawheat]

Jackie Jade THE BILLY GOAT!"

{grunt}

I WILL SHOW YOU A BILLY GOAT!"

[magnetickilla]

when it shows captian black it always starts with the titanic music.4:34

[muyangdong]

How do they breathe so long?

[Featherlyn]

Mommy.... XD

[eagleman209]

jackie likes rap lol and he likes mostly girls singers

[Slayerkid16]

theres nothin wrong with that.

[eagleman205]

i know but i thought he liked listening to old songs ohhh adn he said im too youn g for BEATLES isnt he like 55

[simpsiano123]

wait, what happened to the talismans?

[ddsdsq]

there shub be a shark talism that lets u breathe underwater

[eagleman209]

ohhhhhh yea

[lildaynga06]

i rewatched this entire series just to watch this episode..uncle and tohru's mom r the best!

[sumrandomaccount420]

yeah they are hilarious!

[linktriforce007]

Jackie chan likes Celine Dion and Mariah Carey? O_O

[zery100]

jade dot a  navel show at 2.43

[lilatina12]

ha ha ha

"also glad to be with people who care about you

Jackie Jade THE BILLY GOAT!"

(grunt )

"I WILL SHOW YOU A BILLY GOAT!"

its funny that they don't show when they fight

lol

[linktriforce007]

Hak Foo would have fun with that.

[casgirl02]

GO parten GO

[shinobijubei]

Uncle: Eyesight good enough to see the hair growing out of that MOLE....

[shinobijubei]

my favourite episode of all time...

Tohrus Mom: Near sighted mule can barely see hook nose in front of face!

Uncle: Hand is quicker than the eye... but should have been watching the foot!

Tohrus Mom: Get this over with... I came a long way to hear Kare Noke sing!

Uncle: Haaah... you call that singing? *yodels really badly*

Tohrus Mom: Tone deaf owl is cruising for bruising!

HAHAHA great stuff... ^^

[teenpain7]

aww c'mon think bigger. it's love

[shinobijubei]

it is love :D

[lilchihuahua209]

should have been watching the feet LOL

[AsianJediGuy]

lol Yo yo mob

Okay so uh.. Why was there a live shark in a sushi restaurant?!

And how did two old people take out a bunch of young, strong thugs??

[LeBookworm]

You know. You cant really take a villain who uses a yoyo seriously...

[socontagious1910]

Love Jade and Tohru. Sweetest odd couple friendship.

[jackchan65]

lmao at the end: rap, mariah, celine, whitney

[giomole]

one of the few episodes not to involve some kind of magic

[RiiJays]

Mom looks fat when kung-fuuing

[MadamMahogany777]

She IS fat

[MadamMahogany777]

She IS fat

[litled432]

"I WILL SHOW YOU A BILLY GOAT!"

[justinchen345]

*opens door*

"uncle"!

"MOMMY"!

[nkk0102]

Is that "翹星踢斗"?

[Kingofhearts171]

eyesight good enough to see hair growing out of that mole lol

[Kidkool2]

Jackie, Jade, The Billy Goat

[magiciangirl11]

"Put the fish on the table!"

"Uh, boss technically octupie are part of the multi-pod family and-PUT THE FISH ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LMAO

[Kidkool2]

lol

[mangoboy111693]

'hand is quicker than the eye"

-SMACK-

'but should have been watching the foot

[Kidkool2]

LMAO

[Kevwu]

"you call that singing?"

"yoolaaiiyooolaiii" LOOOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deztructicus]

can any one tell me what the kanji at 5:10 means?

[mifdsam]

The first, third, and fourth are too blurred for me to read, but the second one is "star"

[deztructicus]

thanx

[charliepoet13]

ya know, i reckon that jade and tohru are best friends. they really listen to each other

[SugaryMermaid]

uncle: "hand's quicker then the eye"

(heeeeyaaahh) (kick)

"but shud have been watching the foot.... ROLF.... XD

[LilDemona]

"Jackie, Jade,...The BILLY GOAT"

lol.

[ritches48]

Mother of all battles?

There were only 5 bad guys..

[Spike294]

Duh, it's a...what's it called...well, because Toru's mom shows up, ya know? Geeet it? Kinda like a pun or something.

[icefang87]

Spike294, I assume that you want to say "figure of speech" lol!!

[TIRAMISU12345]

its a pun

[IAmAznm0nkie]

hand is quicker then the eye but shoda been watching the foot lol

[Urbandemon07]

hahaha jacki,jade the billyboat

[YourBetterOffBlack]

no demon...

[SugaryMermaid]

No... Only evil eye.... :D

[haxxha]

why dont any of these groups have guns?

[Rko180]

Because then it wouldn't be a kids show

[kungfumaster99]

Fuck that Asian gangsters don't use guns! They use nunchuks and shit!!

[Kidkool2]

lol

[tokee1234567]

if the chan clan can handle fire breathing demons with 12 talisman powers, guns wouldn't even stand a chance against them

[sparkshark789]

Tone-deaf owl is CRUISING FOR BRUISING!

[homerwantpie]

XDDDD i love it when touro says "mummy!"

[VICKIN13]

Aren't octopuses int the Mollusk family?

[blueberrylesbian]

they should make a jackie chan adventures movie.

[italianppf2]

why do people repeat what the characters say? we've watched the video thanks!

I liked this one. The comments that uncle and mother throw at each other is mad funny!

[BlazingSpeed]

Tone-deaf owl is CRUISING FOR BRUISING!

[hatedolls]

luff dis shou mon!

[LoveIsMyNightmare]

Cool More!

[jennibenni3]

not one of the better ones

[KATTALNUVA3]

Put the fish on the table!

Boss technically an octopus is not a fish, it's a member of the multipod family and... put the fish on the table!

[stombicoss333]

well done get me more.