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  • Your video is fucking amazing and hilarious!!! ahah so true, fuck these ignorant fucktards on here who nothing about history, probably creationist right-wing loons!!

  • This is pretty simple but effin hilarious. I love the way things are explained. If I was an alien watching the endeavours, temptations and maneuvers of mankind, I would be fuckin laughing my head off. Wait a minute! I AM laughing my head off at mankind's endeavours. Does this mean I'm an alien?

  • @RobinMFisher bingo, as imperfect as this video was, you are at least one of the few who get it. your prize apparently was someone flagging your comment as spam. (i seem to get a lot of stressed out characters here.) anyway, yes i suppose you are an alien. i unflagged you... until the next angry jaded person comes along...

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  • a dewsh monkey made this vid

  • @rcmaphia wtf is a dewsh? now i gotta go look that up. if it's a mis-spelled word, i will send the dewsh monkey army after you.

  • Loved the video. What is that song at 2:00 ?

  • Right, but trying to happy in modern times isn't going to fix anything. You have to attack the system by the roots and make it collapse.

  • Types of slavery: Classic Slavery(direct-slavery) (Ancient Egypt, Ancient Greece, Ancient Americas)  Modern Slavery(wage slavery): USA, China, Russia, Iran, North Korea, rest of the world...

  • I watched your video. It was shit.

  • @TheMrwindowseal oh, you just want me to say something silly to you too!!!

  • seriously folks, don't get twisted on the 3 minutes version... it's just a slice. we all know everyone slants history and the point is that we have to understand sometimes this world moves too fast for its own good. eventually, humans will be gone b/c so many peeps, so little resources. try to be a good person and care for your loved ones. life is short. love despite the madness.

  • Shit video. Shit history. Eat shit.

  • @ValenMedia why so grumpy? it's just a video... geeeeeeeeez! did you expect a disney production on YooBoob? you probably did... ok, sorry. i'll work on it, IF you promise to cheer up :)

  • 2:35-Why is the Illuminati symbol everywhere?!

  • @TheZevasco i just liked the pyramid cos it explains everyone's station in life. not intended to invoke illuminati sentiments. who knows and who cares about them anyway?

  • @TranPolarCat yah I agree. I recommend youtubing a movie called "Atlantis, it's time to wake up" It talks about ancient brotherhoods and old old old antiquity stuff but they talk about how the Illuminati actually serve a positive role in this world because they implement evil into the world so we can constantly learn lessons in life. Their main message is "How would you know the light if you had never experienced the dark?"... Id like to say the illuminati are a good thing :p

  • Great video!

  • @oas1s2004 thanks (cool handle you got). peeps get too hung up on who did what and ran, but all cultures have been involved one way or another. maybe i will do a prequel someday... like star wars, :)

  • Really dumb.

  • @jmbarne1 i know! and funny, our world is so dumb too. best to not worry and be happy... while we can. count your blessings if you're able to do so.

  • anti vit

  • Oh yeah, and African needed no help eating each other before men came along... I mean everyone preaches how bad the white people are, but ask yourself, WHEN have "white people" ever eat other HUMANS!!!

    Thanks you very much for your time.

  • This is a racist anti white video.

  • @Whiting1289 no it's not racist anti-white, but you are completely missing the point. we have no choice in the matter of colonialism even today. the alternative apparently is to have stayed cavemen (who probably enslaved other cavemen). regardless, today's form of slavery is obviously acceptable even while we proclaim it is not. like i said, we have no choice. meantime, don't be so harsh. we're all inescapably in this together.

  • @TranPolarCat It IS racist, and anti-white. You just can't stand that your lie has been seen through.

  • @TranPolarCat Tracklisting?

  • @57worldwide just some generic royalty free stuff on CD...

  • @Whiting1289 It's called history.

  • @hollandscottthomas I'm not debating the history, I'm saying all the little comments the cartoons are making is racist.

  • @Whiting1289 It's not deliberately racist, it's just reductive to the point of absurdity. In three minutes there's not much you can do in the ways of nuance or explanation.

  • @Whiting1289 i didn't intend for it to seem racist. i suppose if i was chinese or indian or persian, i would've been equally critical of my countrymen.

  • @Whiting1289 I agree totally! Nevermind that we'd probably only be in the Enlightenment RIGHT NOW!, had white men not taken the bull by the horns. SOMEONE is going to be in power. PERIOD. If not the white man, then SOMEONE ELSE. I would argue that civilization owes the white man a great big THANK YOU!

  • @THENAWP1 The enlightenment only came after hundreds of years of intellectual stagnation enforced BY the Church (White people).

    It's not about White or any colour. We owe the critical thinkers, the creators, the inventors, the discoverers, the collectors of information. Did people invent things just to say "White man did that first"?

  • @Whiting1289 It's not racist anti white - it's just stupid and badly put together. fucking stupid.

  • @globalbeatsmcr THANK YOU!!!! at least you understand!!!

  • African tribes were killing each other long before white men appeared.

    They were so busy killing and raping, they never got round to inventing the wheel.

    Infact theyre still killing each other.

  • @babyturtlefilms When are you getting your dissertation in Anthropology?

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  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness Some tyrannical cultures would occasionally overpower other tyrannical cultures. Seriously everything was lose-lose back then. The Africans and Indians weren't chilling in their own Utopias either. Their blood history is simply omitted in public high school.

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness I know right, everyone was taking over everyone, even the Africans were taking over each other and went to war with each other. They are just jealous because we were more powerful and won.

    I'm not sorry for us taking over Africa, I'm only sorry for them being made slaves. I mean taking over and looting a Country is one thing, but making the people slaves is another...

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness i know... brutes subject the brutes and we never know for sure which brute is the kinder one.

  • @TranPolarCat The thing is, once you get a group of honest people together, inevitably some amoral a-hole is going to want to enslave all the others and crown himself King. That's what happened with the shift from hunting to agriculture.

    Rather than work for his food, he'll get the bright idea that its better to take it by the tip of their sword or the barrel of their gun. These are the a-holes who need to be constrained for the sake of the honest.

  • @TranPolarCat This is why you need limits on governments. So when President Psycho says "Go butcher my personal enemies simply because I'm a douche with anger management issues," the soldiers honestly look at him and say "no. Not without due process of law first."

    Its one thing to be a jerk. So you'll piss off your family and die alone. Whatever.

    Its another to be a jerk in permanent control over an army with no hope to countermand your megalomaniac orders. Innocence dies.

  • @TheTrueHolyDarkness that's why i think even if our current differences were removed people would still find something to fight over... it is part of nature, like animals, to fight over dominance and resources. also, when larger communities/nations work deals with other ones, even in ancient times, a trade had to take place - without money, or other wealth, perhaps human resources were a necessary currency. (much like today.)

  • Made by antiwhite douche. Should say Anti-White TM in the end.

  • and the black are still going nowhere playing with their penis

  • Illuminati! 

  • This video seems to bash white Europeans, but they had to interject 'Africa is a continent, not a country". That, laughably, is educating BLACK PEOPLE!!! LOL

  • @pirateblarny you mean niggers

  • @Reatbuster we are all niggers to those who can up and flee at a moment's notice.

  • @pirateblarny well, there was one celebrity politician who made that mistake on live TV actually... i was referring to that person.

  • 0:26 onward you only focused on around the year 1400 onward, cant call it history of the world much less history of imperialism

  • why all the hating... i got a few laughs out of this, well done! in a very sardonic way, this isn't even so inaccurate.

  • america and french should have a beru tagather at ye ol swag

  • Youtube" the American dream cartoon"

  • Cool story, bro!

  • mankind begining in africa is theory and that theory can be factually contradicted by simply saying asia is 5 times more densly populated boom shhh

  • @SlipySama Uh, no.They just produced more living heirs because of more preferable conditions for living. Human evolution is a fact and it is a fact that Homo Sapiens originated in the continent where they share a common ancestor with chimpanzees: Africa.

  • You failed to mention something very important about slavery. All that "white men" had to do to get slaves was to bring goods that appealed to the kings of tribes in West Africa. The kings (black people) would gladly sell their own subjects (black people). For moralists, the most important aspect of that trade should be that Muslims were selling goods to the African kingdoms and the African kingdoms were paying with their own people.

    I am not saying that slavery is a OK thing to practice.

  • @240sxturbofreak that's an interesting insight... i wonder if western society learned it from them. in any case, "paying with their own people" continues...

  • 0:45 "Who are these white men with smaller penises?" That's RACIST!

  • this would be funny if it wasn't literally how most liberals view history

  • @haydenslaymaker but then it wouldn't be funny...

  • 2:37 -Cpt. Price 

  • Columbus went to Americas (to find India) because the Ottoman empire blocked all European trade with Asia trough middle east. :)

    silk, drugs, spices, exotic fruit. those were the trade goods for which Europeans are ready to explore the world..

  • made by 12 year olds for 12 year olds

  • @eujeeves well, yeah. i don't claim to be an animator, so instead i had to use stock graphics from MS Word (not the best)... my humor was probably along the lines of south park, which is made by grown-up 12-year-olds who have a little more money than me and don't need YouTube to express themselves. luckily, you won't be seeing this on television... LOL!

  • Interesting, but looks more like history of the GB and USA.

  • @DesertFoxKG i know... that's cuz most of our problems started with the modern concept of civilization. on the other hand, i do prefer indoor plumbing to ditches and outhouses. we have to take the good with the bad :) but anyway... Thanks for watching and commenting!!

  • the only thing i'm agree with this video is the picture at 2:35

  • @CrazySoon9413 oh for pete's sake, now i gotta see what 2:35 is... but thanks!

  • @CrazySoon9413 oh haha, the pyramid... yes.

  • du fuck?

  • @MenOnBirthControl what the hell are you doing on birth control???? get out there and make some more people!!!

  • I can describe the entire history of the human race in 1 second and word:

    War

  • @zudikas8 OMG, you ain't kidding. Of course I do realize my history of the world is tainted here and there, but much of it, no matter who is wrong, right, started it, didn't start it, the fact of the matter is half of freaking humans cannot help but be deceptive and the other half behaves innocently or is stupid. best to just sit back and go for the ride... hanging in there!

  • @zudikas8 i dont think thats the human race so much as it is the people who crontrol masses and the brainwashed people who fight for them. there are PLENTY of humans who have never had anything to do with war, except maybe being a victim of it.

  • @zudikas8 That's why I'm fucking your dog right now.

  • @RedDaVincy way TMI dude...

  • @zudikas8 Just to refine: Exploitation, territorial and resource disputes.

  • @zudikas8 bloody pessimist

  • @zudikas8 Better word: Famine. 

  • @zudikas8 or massdestruction

  • Why does this have so many dislikes?

  • @ZlatkoTheGod maybe they dislike the world's history, i dunno. maybe i shoulda titled it the history of mankind. the world just by itself (without us) would've been a different video, i guess. but i don't know who would've uploaded it and where. :)

  • @TranPolarCat Your video is shit made shittly by a even more shit (You) person. It is highly inaccurate.. You made it up like is all fun and dandy. What keep free people to be more free is WAR every 25 years ( Made in USA ) and that since 100 years now.

    In all that shit ... the only picture that make sense ( and you even didn't notice lol ) is the Pyramid at 2:35.

  • @sattanhellsing yeah, it is pretty crappy and somewhat inaccurate, but the gist is what it is... i suppose. i mean, i totally missed pointing out how the uncivilized populations behave... :)

  • @TranPolarCat nah man just try new animations something smoother so they dont look like office art, also less writing at once if you need loads of writing maybe try popping it up statement by statement, same with the animations, make them appear on a blank map as explain them instead of presenting slides with maps filled with information. Im sure the general message isnt disliked and would love to see an updated version.

  • @ZlatkoTheGod they're jews.. zionists i mean. the illuminati satanists homos black magic practitioners.

  • @ZlatkoTheGod Because it is hardly any close to world history and extremely inacurate?

  • @ZlatkoTheGod Maybe because of

    "who are these white guys with small dicks" :D

  • @ZlatkoTheGod Because its a video by someone with a public high schoolers understanding of "history." That's why.

  • Big bang? Pangea? Dinosaurs? Ice age? Either the title is misleading or the video is missing a lot of stuff.

  • @AustinHansen i know, i haven't made the prequel yet. it's coming. :)

  • you started out good but it stops making sense halfway thru... kinda like a few steps were missing.

  • @capistons hard to cram within 3 minutes LOL!

  • Wow this sucks

  • @VikingDobes THANK YOU!!!!

  • Keep the Good work Bro.

  • I liked it. You should have banged religion as well however; would have added some sweet sarcasm and hypocrisy to the others, but it made a nice somehow overlooked point.

  • horribly made

  • @xdx83x i know... sorry :)

  • this vid is boring

  • @MrPacopakito thank you!

  • @TranPolarCat just kidding, its nice video

  • people who spend money are Not the world Or humanity.

  • @donHooligan eh?

  • @TranPolarCat aside from the "africa" part, it was only about one single culture. the money-spenders, the "civilized", the takers, etc. as a "history of the world" this video is extremely anthropocentric.

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  • And very physically energetic natives Hmmm. Is so gay. lol

  • this is quite foolish and undermines the fact that those who write history are the vvictors and those who are soar and whine are the losers

  • @soadnairsoft actually, it emphasizes that fact... in a sarcastic way.

  • @TranPolarCat Slavery has always and still does exist in africa i would have found this video much more legitimate if you would have kept your racial biases out of it. Asia actually attacked Europe first unless you count the pre-historic Aryan tribess

  • @40OldeEnglish which racial bias upset you? the white men with small penises one? :)

  • @TranPolarCat As a whate man with a large penis i plead descrimination. lol no its your one sided view of history. Europe was on defense until the industrial revolution look at the muslim and turkish invasions. When not fighting off asian invaders they fought each other. Africans enslaved eachother since the dawn of time its not like they werent warlike either

  • @40OldeEnglish crap, now i gotta do a prequel... :D

  • @40OldeEnglish which reminds me, hungarian food was probably shitty before the turks arrived... i'll have to work that one in somehow.

  • @TranPolarCat lol

  • @TranPolarCat Its hard to tell a history when you paint one side as a bunch of assholes with little dicks who are bullies and make the other look like helpless sheep. its racist toward both sides. Romans were assholes but read real history not high school text books

  • where are the songs from??

  • @AfroSamuraiTheMaster some compilation royalty-free cd.

  • Despite the over-arching complexity of our world and the people that inhabit it, human nature remains remarkably stable. The more we expand our awareness, the more we realize that our own particular perspective is inextricably interwoven with the human mosaic.

    The purpose of the exercise is to allow us to focus on the broad lines and not get caught up in the details. They will keep repeating themselves until we do something about it, if only to extricate ourselves from the overall catastrophe.

  • @Sueezedtight i hope so!!

  • our "perspective is inextricably interwoven with the human mosaic" Do you actually read what you type?

  • @kloveless80 Yes, I read it at least once before I post. Do you believe what you think?

    Curiously, you left out the word "own". Our own perception of reality is a blend of what we experience and what we are conditioned to believe and think. We have difficulty in accepting what is actually there and we prefer the illusion of what we think is there. If your own perception is not affected by your conditioning, then why leave out the modifier that provides the key to the above quoted statement?

  • @Sueezedtight Sounds like mumbo jumbo from someone trying to sound smart to me. Yawn.

  • Very funny! Like most things that ARE funny, it rings true! Love the quirky music!!!!

  • @btchmode you have to laugh to keep from crying!!!

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