Duke - DON'T FUK WITH ME

[dainumo]

This guys voice is epic.

[gerfall]

Is this really someones FB bio...?........

[BurninatingPeasant]

Mayans will attack the world in 2012

lol

[bedhead1167]

wh-what did i just witness? XD

[pyramidheadkitten9]

This man is the literal and metaphorical voice of the internet.

[SupSarahxx]

crying omg

[badlock2009]

HOLLY WHAT LOL ATTACKED BY MAYANS LOL

[1randomfella1]

@badlock2009 It made me lol also.

[Monumenttomysins]

I cry evertim

[MrKallop10]

i thought at the end that the guy will shout DONT FUCK WITH MEH ----bitch

[Tyannalyn]

Is he impersonating people who write about themselves? Yeah I sorta notice how similar people make their bios sound

[PowerIsOwnage]

Press three to hear Duke admit to his addiction.

... I joined in on the-.. Phase. Yeah. 

[jwileyc]

I have to set at a desk in shit. o.O

[luigisoldier]

hello mother

hello father

here i am at

camp granada

[iAmAStegosaurus]

DDDDAAAMMMMMMM

[QueenAwesomenes]

@123LNR he didn't edit his voice, just talked really deep which is the cool part!!!

[imonyourfacewoot]

i lyk dis evertim

[lcmy]

She obviously doesn't attend school. Or doesn't pay attention in school, either way works.

[legohalocreations]

6 for a great rap group :3

[atlronaldodrengen620]

Press 1 then when he have said "Don't" then press 9 for a secret message

[atlronaldodrengen620]

Press 3 for my opinion of everything

[AyashiKedo]

Press 7 for my opinion on the video.

[Patfan1683]

Press 1



[Yossome]

I could press 3 forever.

[123LNR]

I want a voice like this without edit :P

[ALC96]

inseptim LAWL

[deadlyPANCAKZZ8]

bipolar?

[kingcustard444]

I lost it when he said "senor" in a Spanish accent

[super06141996]

Stay in school kids or you'll spell like that

[RamanN00B]

where does this guy find the stuff to read??? so fuuny :D

[tobes542]

tap 9 to hear OONTISS OONTISS OONTISS OONTISS OOONTIS

[SeanGA1]

Maybe because I work at little cesers LOLOLOLLOOLOLOOLOOLOLOL! I constantly lose it there evertim...

[fruitblood]

"Attacked by Mayans in 2012"?

I'm, uh, not sure that's exactly how the predictions go...

[gatorgurl7]

Lmao attacked by Mayans in 2012?!! O god I just wasted drink everywhere XD

[PacificHunta]

The Duke Soundboard: 0 - D-D-D-D-D-D-D 1 - Don't FUCK with me. 2 - Just ask anybody. 3 - I like PIZZA! 4 - Sumthin' like a real job. 5 - [Orgasm] 6 - D-12 7 - [Description of woman] 8 - Eight for The summer 9 - Drink, AHHAHAHAHAHA

[legohalocreations]

press 6 for a great rap group :)

[thesxex]

So... Where does he get these?

[oFlamesz]

I LIKE PIZZA!!!!

[RobtheKappelmeister]

that laugh at the end is a little bit on the maniacal side... haha

[informalcrabmeat]

lmfao "i'm a señor"

[Spadille1]

Lol I love that this person thinks the Mayans are gonna attack us in 2012

[jaredjx]

story of my life.

[radiantriot]

IM A CRAAAAAZZZYY GURL FDAJKFDLSJFD

[spoon00002]

press 6 to hear what his favorite musical group is



[ladyyluck18]

omfg this fool is a fucking genius. incepten

[erikalynn]

Literally, everytime I hear this I cry laughing. And I listen to it pretty much everyday.

[Tehevilpie]

Does anyone know what music this is?

[OhMyegoo]

LOL FUCK SCHOOL. BUTT FUCK IT. I LOVE MY LIFE... lololololololl that part made my day :D

[killroyoneal]

Press 1 then 3.

[killroyoneal]

@killroyoneal 1, 3, then 2

[Artisticat86]

This so reminds me of my sister. xD

[habeeb447]

Press 6 to see how old the writer of this is.

[octoclara]

i'm laughing so hard it hurts.

[ninetailedhollow5]

Why does everybody steal your videos?

[Hivnom]

@ninetailedhollow5 At the time this was posted, the creator of this account wasn't Duke.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

[RANDUMBGOOD]

FUCK SCHOOL. BUTTFUCK IT. I LOVE MY FRIENDS.

[Tazthewonderdog]

Do you just find dumb posts on facebook and read them?

[RustyCanadien]

LOL

[xBezerkerrr]

Where does he get this shit from?

[CommentFly]

The Mayan part actually had me on the floor

[excabre]

@CommentFly RIGHT?!

[UncleClapton]

troloban says you are amazing. that is all.

[UnnarF]

press 3 and press 6 right after he says i like.

[hotformelulz]

Press 5 for "godjirra!)

[tomasbento]

"Even tho the world is suposed to be attacked by mayans in 2012"

Holy shit.

[PoleVaultGloving]

press 8! "FUCK SCHOOL! BUTT FUCK IT!"

[scatered1]

i REALLY fucking hate my generation! glad this dude can make fun of the stupid...i died laughing when he read "THE WORLD SUPPOSE TO BE ATTACK BY MAYANS IN 2012" hahhaa!

[JakelittleOfficialYT]

I completely and utterly lost it when it said "evn though world suppose to be attacked by mayans in 2012" I haven't laughed so hard in so long

[neighunderscore]

The summarization of the average Social Networking female

[ZZProduction137]

this guy sounds like gassy mexican

[NoVeiws]

@ZZProduction137 he sounds like GODDDDDDD. an i crie evrtime

[TazpyTech]

Press 5 to hear him jizz. -_-

[splofot]

@TazpyTech Merry Jizzmas y'all!

[Tyannalyn]

@TazpyTech LOLOLOL

[soundslikehooplaaa]

I crie evrtim.

[carlrs15]

Lost it at the laughing at :30. Well done sir.

[austinhaines1]

ever tim

[neighunderscore]

Duke Nukem in related videos was just inevitable.

[USMGingerNinja]

Well my good sir. You are infact a genious.

[sarunas11]

Blankity blankity high school

I cracked up

[MrGemod]

lmao

[zapmanclark]

HILARIOUS