Curb Your Enthusiasm Bush Joke

[Whisperingsofwar]

my girlfriend is a republican and i hate fuck her every night.

[christschinwon]

In the UK, someone having a picture of Tony Blair would have the same effect on me

[kevoishere1]

Such a turnoff. haha.

[osopolar720]

This is not a joke. This is real. I would not fuck a republican, even if she looks like Tia Carrere...

[wtg2989]

I'm a Republican. Funny clip though.

[SovereignStatesman]

So he'll have sex with a Jihadist muslim, but not a Republican... what a fucking arsehole.

[kevoishere1]

@SovereignStatesman You belong to the Tea Party you idiot...

[SovereignStatesman]

@kevoishere1

You are a fucking moron.

What the FUCK does that have to do with what I just said?

In Season 8, Episode 3, Larry has sex with a Palestinian anti-semitic Arab chick.

Wow, impertinent irrelevance is the hallmark of morons like you.

[kevoishere1]

@SovereignStatesman I have seen that episode. So what, she was hot. She didn't fuck up an entire country.

[SovereignStatesman]

@kevoishere1

Eat shit butthurt fail

[HalConick]

Funny that he stopped caring about political alignments during sex in the new season.

[SovereignStatesman]

@HalConick

Maybe he decided better red states than blue balls?

[SovereignStatesman]

Or hypocritical, since he was having sex with a PLO-sympathizer. Kinda makes Bush pale by comparison.

[Willibef]

@SovereignStatesman The PLO sympathizer is a 'victim', she has to be 'helped'. It's a well known convulsion from lefties.

[BEARARMZ]

ahahaha i would be a republican during the sex

[SovereignStatesman]

@BEARARMZ

Yep blue states not blue balls!

[goherd3112]

This has happened to me. Its such a turnoff.

[SovereignStatesman]

@goherd3112

Yeah, I sure couldn't fuck Obama-girl.

[BrotherOrchid]

LD can only be sexually aroused when a picture of Obama is in the same room.

[mslaurylsulfate]

@BrotherOrchid Can't blame him. Obama's a hottie.

[edlitz36]

I knew God was a liberal!! Of course, Larry David = God.

[purplenurps]

@edlitz36 I doubt he's the bill maher type liberal

[SovereignStatesman]

@purplenurps

No, he's FUNNY sometimes, Maher never is.

[jcn35]

I would feel the same way if it was Obama

[villarule]

i'm with larry on this one

[nicci833]

hilarious! I would feel exactly the same way :)

[21DieselBoy21]

ass is ass larry!

[tdigi]

lol.. the music signifies that his boner went down

[tydrumspunk1993]

The music is fantastic hahahahahaha.

[AngryGreen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING

[reversEngiener]

The music is definitely the best part

[hjdutch]

9 people are republicans

[allahonsteroids]

Those tubas...

[Sunfoni]

As if that kiss taste like shit after finding that out,lmao

[flonga1]

PERFECTO

[Darwins8n]

Yuk! Republicans.

[SandrineSoprano]

Too good

[ILoveTrannys89]

lol the best scene is after this when jeff is like "WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF SHES A REPUBLICAN"

[elijahty]

8 people apparently are republicans

[rpena728]

thats what I would do too!!! ewww Republicans...

[gammacurve]

Republicans. Killing erections since 1854.

[azoth42]

if she were a democratic party member and obamas picture was there. nazi schmazi ........i'd do her.

[ILoveTrannys89]

lol the next scene is the best when jeff is like "WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK IF SHES A REPUBLICAN"

[Eflat7sharp9]

@ILoveTrannys89 "I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!"

[thesunitsalright]

what episode is this??

[Dpesh7]

lol pretty sloppy kid

[Pun4422]

FUCK REPUBLICANS!

[JLazn]

"you're a republican?"

[KGruending]

How is this funny?

[BigRocheyD]

The next scene is hilarious, Jeff saying 'WTF? i'd of fucked her with a bush mask on!!'

[JayLC2008]

That face was priceless lol

[1Vella]

Republicans are disgusting.

[bull864]

The funny thing is after this scene, Larry tells Jeff why he didn't fuck her and Jeff says "What are you, crazy! I would have fucked her with a Bush mask on!" That scene should have been included to make this complete.

[migue97]

The funny thing is that Larry spent the WHOLE season trying to get laid with someone else besides his wife as a 10th year anniversary... and that was his last night to do it...

So come on guys this is not bashing the republicans, it's how stupid do you have to be to miss out an opportunity like that for something completely irrelevant!

[dwoodall8979]

@migue97 Or you can take it as Bush is so repulsive that it was enough to override a GOLDEN opportunity. I think that's even more hilarious.

[atlasshrugged2u]

@dwoodall8979 I think I like THIS explanation on why Larry didn't sleep with that girl LOL!!

No matter how you slice it this show is one of the funniest shows EVER

[zhmzdl67zwxdsh]

A Republican having sex with a Jew? Pft....yeah right.

[stantonmick]

The shot of Bush is the best and how they keep flipping between Larry making out with the actress. It's as if his whole fantasy has shattered from someone who could take Bush seriously

[eviltube1111]

lol this scene is so funny

good mocking of political people

[sigoog]

@eviltube1111 exactly. all those stupid people who think its about mocking republicans.. are just.. well, beyond stupid. (which, well, most hippies are anyway)

[DSCW33]

does larry know that prescott bush , gw bushs grandfather, gave millions to help hitler?

[CelestialObscurity]

Larry David is a jew.

[wintershadows]

Are you a republican? LOL

[MrRaggaMuffin21]

oh nooooo!!!!!

[Chrisaaad]

@T33VlOn3Dt I love LD that much more knowing he hates republicans

[liverpoolfugl]

@T33VlOn3Dt litterally

[Bulldog22031]

@T33VlOn3Dt and fuck democrats too.

[DieMotherFukker]

@T33VlOn3Dt Who cares if she's a republican, pussy is pussy.

[jazzmacjazz]

@DieMotherFukker lol....hey man you're so right...i would a taliban girl in a burka if she looks good...lol

[T33VlOn3Dt]

@DieMotherFukker I never said anything about not fucking her, I was just making a point, that's all. Do you really believe in that pussy is pussy cliché? Remember all pussy is not biological natural; keep that in mind.

[luarionte]

@T33VlOn3Dt

That's what he should've done! But he didn't!

[sirhs6991]

You know, with the way the vid started, that wasn`t the kind of bush joke I was expecting :)

[NWG92]

Who cares if she's stupid, if she's hot then hit it

[artistsandbox]

lmao i love how this has sparked a heated bipartisan debate

[321leinadbbirc]

is he a democrat then?

[Cenyon]

Oh my god, the facial expressions at the end tell all! I'm laughing my ass off, haha!

[endofsomething]

Its such a shame there isn't a LOVE button. I had to click 'like' instead

[NintendoArielle]

Haha, what a deal-breaker.

[sovietsentinel]

I think this is probably my least favorite curb moment... and not for any idealogical reasons either. I think it's slightly out of character for Larry to get hung up on her being a Republican, instead of pointing out the obvious absurdity of her having a picture of someone she's never met and never spoken to on her dresser.

Either he truly didn't want to go through with it and that was a perfect excuse, or I just didn't get the humor.

not hating... Curb is the best show ever!!

[Chrisaaad]

Why is everybody arguing here?  This video is pretty good. Preeettty preeettty preeeeeeetty good. Just enjoy it!

[BeyondLame]

Jeff: I'D FUCK HER WITH A BUSH MASK ON

[Vaibik]

Only Americans would dump someone like this lady, for being Re-f*c*ing-publican or Dem-oh-fu**ing-cratic. :P

Genious guy Larry!

[theskylinegtr1]

cant i have a good laugh without you stupid religious shits arguing about religion?

fuck off

[godscuttingyoudown]

@theskylinegtr1 "Behold I come quickly" Jesus Christ

[1thousandways]

Why would an attractive woman like her be interested in Larry David ... I can't suspend my disbelief that far.

[lschpinner]

because he has money, and lots of it

[DrivenBlack]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[btwall60]

anybody here have a piece of gum? a mint? there are alot of poster's here, anything? tic tac? ahhh cough drop?

nothing? hhhmmmnn

alot of people here, nobody?

gum drop?

uh, thanks anyway :(

[NAGGERNUTZ]

A very creative way of saying he's gay. What man in his right mind would give up sex with an attractive woman? He should have asked her if she had a brother. Libtards.

[GammaSigmaBeta]

Hahahahaha! Great comment!  =)

[NAGGERNUTZ]

He must not be out of the closet yet... "Are you a republican?" isn't a very good excuse. He should have told her he was gay before the first kiss. Libtards.

[3martijns]

Bush Made larrie Impotent! Very Funny!!

[Pattycakessmiles]

as long as I dont have to look at Barack's face, I'm in the mood.

[movieklump]

You Americans keep arguing, keep fighting your civil war which really has never ended and us people from overseas just laugh at Larry. He''s a genius and you Americans, Republicans and Democrats, should be proud of him whether you like him or not.

[surroundedbyfuckwads]

there are two types of idiots in america:

1 - ones who believe in the right wing

2 - ones who believe in the left wing.

wake the fuck up. its a fucking scam to make you think that you have a choice

[eviltube1111]

@surroundedbyfuckwads look guys! it's a college know-it-all hippy!

[Conchobhar]

I would have reacted the same way but mostly because Bush's face is a boner killer.

[PinkThinkingCat]

Ahh hahahahahahahahahahahaa

[burgersforreal]

that was the dumbest scene i ever saw...wouldnt fuck her......b/c of her political party.....WHO GIVES A FUCK...i mean i dont have allegiance to neither party they are both corrupted parties...but u know what i mean

[towe1ettuce]

it's almost a natual selection thing. don't mate with the spiritually depraved.

[thatsit78]

WOW DUDE! u totally get it!

i mean seriously, u know wut humor is?

[casemoe]

Just try to find someone who admits voting for Bush.

[jenLOLLY]

I did, and I would do it again RIGHT NOW. God knows we could use a Conservative in there right now.

[casemoe]

Not a Mensa Member I see.

[bucs2921]

I know, its funny watching how Obamaa's polls have dropped so far in 1 year , and now hardly anyone admits voting for him, (other than blacks)

[Brandtalones]

I love the sound of the sousaphone at the declaration, "Yes, Larry, I'm a Republican." HAW!

[cameron6136]

Anyone with a Bush picture is a tool. This is not a repulican democratic thing. Bush doubled our national debt, started two wars that will never end, and destroyed the world economy for the middle class. The weakthy did very well while Bush was in office.

[bushel888]

AMEN CAMERON!! Funny scene and I would have done the same thing if I saw a pic of Bush during a makeout. LOL.

[ttt8699]

@cameron6136 And now Obama has more than QUADRUPLED the national debt!

[jenLOLLY]

Oh, but your beloved Obama promised you that he would end this war....tick, tock, tick, tock.....

[jen8933]

i'm with larry on this.

i once had a short term b.f. and found out he had white supr views and gave the nazi salute a couple of times.

a complete turn off.

[jenLOLLY]

how does that have anything to do with this???

[jen8933]

don't talk to me you pos

[noshyosh]

why is LD such a genius?...hahahaha

[drunkenstooge]

I hate politicians from both sides, so I have all my bases covered.

[surgedark]

See? Brainwashed liberal makes claims how he could kick my ass, yet still fails to prove shit.

Oh well, I guess there are just some things liberals are too stupid to grasp. Or everything.

[rmstudio]

Agreed... Surgedark. Most big talking liberals never follow through do they..

[ledfootmeadows]

Funny, you say liberals are the brainwashed people. Conservatives, despite their alleged uncompromisable, strict set of values, blindly follow this country's most scandalous, morally corrupt party, a.k.a. the Republican Party, and do it with a sincere smile on their face. That's brainwashed for you!!!

[surgedark]

Cute, then again, was the Republican Party in bed with Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, the two banks that caused the recession? Nope

Do we have great, wonderful representatives (I empathize on that word) like Nancy Pelosi COMPLETELY ignoring her district? Maybe, but not to the same extent.

Did the Republican Party endorse, and praise ACORN before the scandal broke out? Nope

[Betty5150]

Funny, Liberalism is actually a right wing ideology. What's also funny is that you could replace the word Conservative and change the party to Democrat in what you said, and no one would notice a change.

Wake the fuck up. Liberals and Conservatives use the same tactics. All Ad Hominems, and disregarding of actual true facts the lead to the conclusion that everything that The Republicans And the Democrats have done have butt fucked this country hard-core.

[jen8933]

hey betty, how does it feel to be completely mixed up and crazy? if your i.q. is low enuf does it seem normal?

just curious.

[Betty5150]

It's funny how you bring up I.Q. and say "enuf" in the same sentence.

Nice ad Hominem though. What you didn't like my comment on Liberalism? Because it's true. Liberalism or real liberalism, not modern liberalism, is in essence stands for as much limited government as possible. Classical Liberalism. So this could be classified under the Right wing, since the Right wing (the right definition, not GWB definition) stands for less government.

So please, troll more.

[jen8933]

hey Bettybigass, here's some troll for you-go fuck your daddy.

and don't talk to me pos.

[jen8933]

p.s. why do so many teabagger types randomly capitalize words?

like why is hominem, liberalism and right in caps?

p.p.s. i'll bet if you really try you can make a statement that says liberalism even more times than you said it here.

right wingers = the joke that just keeps giving.

[Betty5150]

Sorry, but I'm no right winger. No am I a conservative. Nor am I teabagger. I infact hate almost all three, except for a small portion of the yeabagging croud.

l2troll. Your attempts at it are lame. Did you really make any arguments against what I said about liberalism? A proper troll would atleast make up some bullshit refute to it.

[jen8933]

infact is not a word, neither is atleast.

[Betty5150]

Oh yea PS. I'm a fucking liberal.

Bum bum bum.

[jen8933]

lie lie lie, sockpuppet.

[Betty5150]

I am a liberal in the classical sense. Google Classical Liberal.

Wiki-pedia "Classical liberalism is a political ideology that developed in the 19th century in England, Western Europe, and the Americas. It is committed to the ideal of limited government and liberty of individuals including freedom of religion, speech, press, and assembly, and free markets"

Fuck off please. Go flock to /b/ with your terrible trolling bullshit.

[Betty5150]

Oh and p.p. s. Even after what I said about liberalism, you still probably don't know what Liberalism is, or conservatism for that matter, because your more then likely buy into the bullshit fox Vs. Msnbc.

P.P.P.S. Liberalism is of the right wing ideology by definition.

[jen8933]

ha!  so perfect. thanks betts...i see you are still randomly using caps:)

i'm truly glad you idiots give and give like you do...thank:)

[jenLOLLY]

@jen8933 Liberal, and Conservative are proper nouns referring to a certain political party. They are to be capitalized.

[1Vella]

@jenLOLLY liberal and conservative are not political parties. Jesus. Democrat and republican are political parties.

[T33VlOn3Dt]

@jenLOLLY HA HA! liberal and conservative, are ideologies. Democratic and Rebublican, are political parties.

[jen8933]

hey, surge, wahhh!

[surgedark]

Typical liberal response.

Notice how the braindead liberal doesn't even ATTEMPT to debunk anything I just said. Notice how this braindead liberal doesn't address ANYTHING I said with facts or logic.

Instead, the braindead liberal chooses to make personal attacks at me.

I stand corrected, Nice job you liberal fucktards!

[gonjinetik]

Interesting...I did notice that..

[surgedark]

Actually, the democrats (Bill Clinton in particular) enforced the reinvestment act which forced the banks to give out mortgages to everyone, thus causing the recession.

Want to know what that is called? Socialism. Want to know what group of people love socialism? Liberals

Liberals managed to destroy the economy, all while getting a free pass from the media and blaming it on Conservatives.

Nice job you liberal fucktards!

[WhenLilacsLast]

I'm surprised how Larry managed to keep his dinner in after she revealed herself

[miketodd67]

Who cares what her politics are, just put on a Bush mask and fuck her angry. It was only a one time thing anyway.

[chris627]

Hahaha, I won't date a republican, something about the sheer amount of ignorance just drives me away.

[aweiss]

pseudo-intellectual piece of shit. something is wrong with your state of mind or health, go off yourself you waste of life.

[27062074]

Case in point...

[aweiss]

what is?

[jen8933]

and another thing chris627, notice aweiss' comment and lots of the other r-wingers--angry.

they are always angry. when bush was prez they were angry then they are worse now.

mental illness is a terrible problem and these poor lost souls have to live with it all their lives.

drop the hate r-wingers. find jesus.

[Wraith23]

Im not sure you understand the concept of "right wing" at all.

[aweiss]

jesus disgusts me

[jen8933]

aw, i'm an atheist but the rt wing loves to wrap itself in the flag and get a comfortable position on the cross-for show.

jesus existed as did mohammed and budhha, but he wasn't the offspring of a god--how roman a concept!

anyhoo, the historical record (as it is) of jesus was of a peacemaker, an evangelist who advocated love for ones fellows.

kindness generousity and understanding are wonderful concepts and way to live,it don't mean i believe in big white men who live on clouds.

[aweiss]

Jesus may or may not have existed there is actually no significant historical record.

Not only that but jesus was a psychopath who preached the end of days, giving up possessions and living to do gods bidding, which is nonsense. Jesus advocated a lot of nonsense and is not worth following at all.

[jen8933]

so don't, follow glen beck.

[aweiss]

I would follow osama bin laden or hitler before I followed that sack of shit jesus

[jenLOLLY]

@chris627 funny. I think the same about hippies.

[muratshawn]

Larry David and the whole crew including the whole Seinfeld cast is die hard liberal

[Pizon]

Seinfeld donated to Bush's campaign in 2000.

[mac195000]

What a Jew.

[77Fortran]

hahaha

[bucs2921]

Larry David is such a lil pansy Liberal kenite.

[BenAliGtor]

"Yes, Larry...I'm a Republican."

She might just as well have said, "Larry, I have a penis."

[gregmacgregs17]

fuck face... take a step back and literally fuck yourself... you are retarded, unambitious, and lazy... yes, you are in fact another one of those people who have no individuality and believe everything you want to... even if you are wrong... dont forget to fuck yourself...

[jen8933]

hey greg, who the hell are you talking to?

anyway, you're a hoot!

[avalanchesoul]

that shit would turn me off too...or i'd just hit it with hate...like when you fuck all of a sudden in the middle of an argument.

[jen8933]

@avalanchesoul , he could flip her and give her a big surprise;)

[avalanchesoul]

@jen8933

cheeky!

[inmyownblood]

lol the same thing would happen to me. hot girl= boner. hot girl +republican= boner GONE!

[jen8933]

Skyy John calls it a cock blocker.

[mrREDBIRDFAN]

I consider myself to be somewhat to the right of the middle, That however has nothing to do with how funny this show is. I think Larry David's methods are to point out how stupid some of this crap really is. If you watch this in total you would see his best friend Jeff telling Larry he would of done her with a Bush mask on.Now thats funny.

[midatlantic09]

Female republican=lost boner :(

[7lartceps]

How you supposed to get a boner with a photo of that prick in the background.