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  • =))=))=))=)) maybe im gonna dillaalalaililialalalzy :)) best of

  • Hey, hey, hey!

  • Bregowald are u retarded? This is parody u fucking moron....

  • @Bregowald shut de the fuck up fag

  • @akobiafo he's a troll, chill dude :D

  • @Bregowald He used to rule. Now he makes direct to dvd shit that make this parody look like Die Hard

  • @Bregowald For Christmas you should ask for a brain. Or a sense of humour. Either way, you're in need of one

  • Will Sasso is a BITCH!!!

  • I'll just love it

  • classic

  • i love the way he break everyone's neck LOL

  • haha

  • This guy plays the best Segal

  • this is so wrong segal is never engry

  • 1:10 whahahahah

  • what did he say divitaly remove from your body

  • @The10284 he tried to say 'maybe i should digitally remove your body' but doesn't understand the word (yeah he said something like ditdlllily :p)

  • Hahaha! Steven Seagal looks like a human that's been turned into a stupid looking shark but only got half way

  • who gave 12 dislikes?? seagal's family? :D

  • Well how about I didggigitllty remove your head from your body? lol

  • 3:20 =))))))))))

  • Hey what u doin ..I thought we were just chattin right now ( knocks her out ) ..whats that mary ..

  • he makes steven look retarted

  • "Everybody make sure you believe really hard" hahaha

  • SEEEAAGAAAL

  • You know I have the up most respect for the man, but I wish he would watch this. It is just to funny and never gets old. I think he would laugh at this. If I were him I would.

  • HAHA.

  • i never seen steven seagal have a real challenge, the people he fought were jokers, he instantly beats them just like that

  • I never liked Seagal...

    He was always too cool.Never afraid and stuff...

    100 guys with axes guns and all kinds if weapons,but noooooo Seagal was always cool,answering back and being a smartass.And as always he kicked the butt of EVERYBODY without being hurt...

    CALM DOWN MAN.THIS IS REALITY

  • in reality he is cop ASS hole or prick you ar

  • @rihardo123 in reality he is also a rapist and he owns sex slaves.....so whats your point?

  • @volt180 In fact he was proven innocent for that charge. But of course some people just believe what they want to be true...

  • @DarthAyreon ok than but there's still something about him that doesn't seem quite right.....

  • LOVE how hes always so pissed LMAO! Love the real Seagal too.

  • maybe i should digiilitlally remove your head from your body

  • i was cracking up so bad when i heard that, i coughed up my apple cider!

  • "Whoa! hey hold on a second, what the heck you doing? I thought we were chating just now" KARATE CHOP!!!! LMAO

  • Take 4.

    Shut up!!!

  • Stevooooooo kraljuuuu agagagagaggagaga!

  • So freaking funny from beginning to end!!! :-D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    syk morsom =D

    bra den har norsk tekst (Y)

    LOVE STEVEN SEAGAL

  • of course jacke chan can do anything cuz he is asian he know ancient Japanese tricks

  • lol

  • Jackie Chan's Chinese...

  • Segal is a nut, shame he was a great action movie star.

  • lmao that was funny

  • One of the best parodys Madtv has to offer

  • who does he think he is, Jackie Chan?

    Jackie Chan could actually do all that and more.

  • fail my fuckin ass go fuck ur self

  • omg everytime i watch this i cant stop laughin Hilariousssss flyyyy loooool

  • ...no comment

  • wtf man? of course it's fake , IT"S A PARODY omg how stupid can you be?

  • You got trolled

  • it is very!very!very funy

  • ovo je preludo

  • bas je super

  • hahahah...prelud klip...aaaaaaaahahah

  • hahahah...prelud klip...aaaaaaaahahah

  • I'm not a quitter that's why! What is that? Oh, I know what that s that's the taste of victory! So put some film in the freakin camera because I can feel the magic! Lol

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • LOL

  • heia norge, more norwegian texting, please :)

    5/5, love steven seagal, love mad tv, love especially this scene !

    did i mention more norwegian texting ? :DD

  • enig :D

  • where the hell can i download this?

  • That's Steven Seagal we love! :D

  • hahahaha, you should've seen the look on you WHOA!! XD

  • thanks for this hilarious moment, what a goofy play, great job !

  • maybe I should ditatatatadillllly remove your head from your body

  • lol so funny

  • Norwegian subtitles.

  • lol so hilarious! xD

  • hahaha! :[]

  • this is the shhit man :)) =)) cool

  • hahahhahahaha take 4 SHUT UP!!! WHAHAHA

  • thats what i is talkin boutt! seagal rulezzz kicks that norris guys ass alllll day long!!!

  • lol

  • NOERBERT STOP BEING A GROUPIE.. STEVEN SEAGAL IS THE MAN BUT THIS IS STILL FUNNY

  • Bad quality on the movie, but otherwise really funny!

  • are you that scumbag that doesnt beleive?

  • This is brilliant!!!

  • I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!

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