Dane Cook - Why Women Win Fights

[MrBitterSweetness]

I am a mental terrorist then. :3333333

[acou2007]

You don't even KNOW!

[Megidramon]

No wonder my girlfriend always wins. Now she will lose everytime. I know her tricks.

[MrSnowman2110]

go call your mom and talk for hours ima go play xbox... lmao

[Samantha2334]

omg, i've seen the exact same thing happen on George Lopez

[basepadz]

4:21 who is that bitch screaming?

[jasonhalloween]

@basepadz His ex-girlfriend From 6th grade that was a bitch to him and left him

[mjsfan1994]

I am a brain ninja (: this is exactly how my fights turn out XD

[midnightraven100]

i knew i waz a ninja and im now also a terrorist? its awesome

[Crocodokii]

how cool.. this exact same thing just happened to me.. i was just tearing up and my bf just kept playing xbox.. good thing i found this and i can laugh about it! lol.. and YAY for winning 99.9% of the fights... GIRL POWER!

[theburningbrosonrs]

@Crocodokii only reason girls win so much is because 1.we dont care. 2. we let you win or 3.we let the fight happen because of make up sex

[CatsGotClaws]

i already knew i was a mental terrorist >->

[TheSanteria420]

Straight up exactly like an ex-girlfriend...hands down

[DeathsBestBitch]

Karen...Karen's such a douche XD

[UnicornPoopsCupCakes]

where the fuck do I live THAT'S a pantry.

[Ludicrine]

My f/ckin' noodles.

[MrQcumber21]

3 to 5 steps!

[raevyn93]

I am a brain ninja and proud of it!

[chrisgriffin22]

SERIOUSLY! WHERE IS THE GATLING GUN!

[llabtoof91]

People that dont think he is THAT funny, remember, this is not a standup show, this is a show called Dane cook, Game of love and how to destroy it! its a Humor show, but not a standup show! I think the dude is Hilarious, and spot on! :D

[MagicalWellecto92]

I watched this to see if this dude really isn't funny and he's not

[miamorhardstyle]

@MagicalWellecto92 i think hes not that funny either...this on the other hand has happened to me before, bits of it anyway, i can relate to this, lol...

[MagicalWellecto92]

@miamorhardstyle Yeah, I mean I can apprieciate the fact that some of this stuff does happen but personally I don't think he's funny just like I know some people aren't going to think comedians I like are funny eg. Dylan Moran, Danny Bhoy and sometimes Jon Dore.

[miamorhardstyle]

@MagicalWellecto92 danny bhoys fuckn hilarious... i know what cha mean, 95% of all dane cooks stand up is shit

[darthcadman]

Men, in retaliation to this please refer to Kevin Hart, thats how WE win arguments.

[brandonlee19651993]

Scary thing is, I didn't realize until just now how many of those things I do in arguements! Next time I'm in an arguement I'm saying something about my boyfriend's dad!

[brandonlee19651993]

"You've just driven into Fuckville...and she's the MAYOR!"

[yaoirocks43]

the 8 dislikes r the men who wont adment they lose

[OddChesire]

i like the leg lock noise. :P

[MIssMarie2013]

Hahaha, does he like.. study us? Or has he done it A MILLION times?! LOL Either way,,, pretty much everything he said is like 100% correct!! bahahaha!! "YOUR STUPID LIKE YOUR FATHER!!!"

[tonelocrian]

you've driven into F**CKVIKLLE ....

& she's the MAYOR !!!!

[Hawkpath101]

Dane is ROCKING those jeans!

[Hawkpath101]

I be a mental terriost.

DUDRLRLALLALALA YAAAAAAAH! Tch, Hey thar! :P

[MILEYANGELXV]

Omg that is sooo true. I stand like that and i do move my hand A LOT on my face and i do AGREE with everything sarcasticly then BAM hit em with what i was gonna say to win. xD

[harvin112]

haha me and my girl had something like dis and i came back at her at the end and said yea shes just like devil she has no heart hahahaa i won

[LovelyVixen1990]

@harvin112 doesn't work for men sorry. women don't care what you say at the end. it only disturbs the guys.

[TophPower]

We girls are smaaart ;D 

[xXxDeadlyRavenxXx]

I am a mental terrorist! :D

[MultiJessibell]

lol i also love noodles. my daddy also bought them for me. the expensive kind. know why? he was a dumbass. lol

[Mem71797]

Yep... that's how I win fights. Even with my sister. Works EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[aerosmithjams43]

i love dane cooks fake lisp (girl voice) lol

[sToNeSoUr49]

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!

[5smartass5]

im a girl...and im taking notes:P

[LovelyVixen1990]

@5smartass5 Why? lol it comes natural. You'll see. I used to mind fuck the shit outta my ex when he'd argue with me for no reason lol.

[Gwendolnnye]

@5smartass5 Same here!

[GOTHICA3000]

I LOVE how many "You don't even KNOW!" comments there are.... Only Dane could make it so it doesn't piss people off (except the haters, sorry)

[hopefulcomedyloser]

omg FUCKIN LOVE IT

[ChenchenTian]

What tour is this from? What is the name?

[mstrephoenix1]

we dont love them hoes

[xXGoNcAzXx]

the last thing i say is get the fuck out im playing Xbox.

[WolfGirl0001]

girls do win 99.9% of all fights.

[xXGoNcAzXx]

@WolfGirl0001 wow

[mstrephoenix1]

@WolfGirl0001 are you a fucking retard?

[TheSilversoul991]

@mstrephoenix1 no shes not even dance admitted that we win most fights

[GOTHICA3000]

@WolfGirl0001 We do :) The guys are only disagreeing cause they either run away or get violent. Girls win fights that actually have thought involved. I'm not scared of mean comments. Guys either run away and say their leaving or they get violent somehow so they feel like they won. Lets just let them have their fantasy. :) :)

[WolfGirl0001]

@GOTHICA3000 Thanks. I'm glad someone agrees.

[TheSilversoul991]

im a girl and this is so true

[xNapoleonChanx]

is that really the last thing we guys say is you dont even know?

[MrSpacegun]

they ninja our fuckin brain>>>>>>>>>>>>lol

[ShowGoesOn95]

tic tac comment but its a fuckin detinator :)

[mini1324666]

the resoin why we win fights all the time is because we have a powerful tool that helps up rule the world

[Robotslovecake1]

this isnt funny...

[tommigirl27]

I love Dane Cool! My favorite comedian of all time!!!!

[Ambaralis]

oh crap i almost spewed my soda XD

[vranaetf]

terrorists win.

[ChelseaChoo101]

i am a mental terrorist :)

[xbloodchrisx]

xbox is epic

[Ms88Dee]

LOL



[padraig102]

not funny

[BubblesForever1995]

I love Dane Cook♥ he's so funny :DD

[taggy123456]

*Random line from the video*

This comment shall get a million thumbs up.

[boomthehedaghog4421]

2 people never won a fight.....srry had to xD

[JennaTanner1]

haha this is so true.

[destroyed2441]

MY FATHERS A BRILLAINT MAN!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN NO!!

[superhornet69]

@destroyed2441 ....It's "know" and not "no" you fucking retard!! Don't they teach you morons how to spell up in Canada or do you assholes just jack off to hockey all day?

[abbottrocks1]

@superhornet69 Why you making fun of Canada? Danm American ay

[rattlehead66666]

@superhornet69

Oh I'm sorry , I couldn't hear you over my free healthcare.

Seriously man , don't generalize like an ignorant ass.

[superhornet69]

@rattlehead66666 ...I may be ignorant but at least I "know" how to use proper grammar, you fucking moron.

[rattlehead66666]

@superhornet69

I didn't think u were really ignorant until now.

Knowing how to use proper grammar has it's benefits but , the fact that u rather sound like a total douchebag towards ppl your don't even know places u in a standard that I am glad I don't feel the need to sink too.

[MKGPro]

@superhornet69 Your a discragce to the American name... -3-

[superhornet69]

@MKGPro...That's really brilliant, a fucking degenerate piece of shit roleplayer freak like you calling me a disgrace...fuck off, asswipe!!

[MKGPro]

@superhornet69 Just so you know Roleplaying is fun andnit help bring UP your IQ dipwad. Plus in one sense atleast I'm doing somthing I don't troll as much as you probably do. ?BTW just because somone can't spell correctly dosn't mean their stupid. Ok? Means they don wanna so go fuck your self with a beer bottle. Better yet go fuck yourself with a tree. Ass hole.

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro I'm sorry but yes it can if it's the right kind of role-play, but obviously you're not playing that one cause it would be "and it" not "andnit." I have nothing against you, I don't care about what's going on here, and not saying "oh you can't spell then you're stupid." Not saying that at all, just pointing out the contradiction you placed there. Saying it raises your IQ but then messing up like that. Just read over your comment before posting to avoid that kind of stuff. Peace!

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 It was a typo my 'space' key got stuck... Thanks for pointing that out or I wouldn't have gotten that these typos kill me X"D

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro I was just trying to be nice and point that out to help you because it was contradicting what you were arguing about. But typing over the computer it can be hard to tell if a person is being sarcastic or truthful. I'm not sure how to take "or I wouldn't have gotten that these typos kill me" part... Sorry, a sever lack of sleep makes it difficult to tell over the internet. XD

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 It's a joking sense on the 'typos kill me part' XD It's fine I run into the probleme of voicing on the internet with sleep anyway ^^" I apologize if I sounded rude there.

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro No problem, thank you for not taking it wrong, some people probably would have snapped and started a whole fight about it, so thank you for not doing that >.<

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 Lol welcome. ^^" I start a debate on things over crap that's just rude, (Like the person befor me... -,-) I wouldn't for somthing that simple! ^^"

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro Yea, like I'm sorry, I have been reading that and I think that whole thing is bs. Like that person is just rude. Sorry not all people are like that. Only people who are scared and weak react like that, and honestly if they have nothing better to do than leave hate comments I feel bad for them cause they have no life. Lol. So tempted to put "know life" just to piss them off =P

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 Dude freaking epic idea there X"D I do feel abit ashamed cuz it is people like that who give people from well other countries a bad idea about Americans >.< Makes me mad.

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro Yea, well nothing we can do to change them, sadly.... All we can do is try to show everyone else that we all aren't like that and some people are decent and caring. =)

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 Yup! That's why I'm alwas trying to set a good example ^^" I found this one girl who hated everyone but herself... Literaly she hated, Christans, other races, young people, and what ever else she could find!! I swear people make me mad >3<"

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro Wow.... She must have a very lonely life. Sucks for her. I'm sorry but I don't really feel bad for those people, they can change how they are with that.

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 Eh I don't either. Some troll make me laugh but people like that just make me feel mad... ^^"

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro Makes me lose a bit of hope in humanity, but then I meet people like you who are nice and good and it gives me a bit of hope back. ^.^

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 ^^ Aw thank you...!! Same to you ovo

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro Yay, look at this, we are helping rebuild the YouTube society (Yea, I don't really know about that, I just need something good to lead up to my main thought in this comment =P) one nice comment at a time. Leave just one simple and kind comment and make someone somewhere smile. XD Yea I just needed something to lead upto that last part. Yay! I'm random.

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 Yay for randomness! Sooo true...!!

[GOTHICA3000]

@MKGPro Randomness makes life more interesting

[MKGPro]

@GOTHICA3000 ^O4O^ Agreed!!!

[superhornet69]

@MKGPro ...You are a fucking retard!! BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS...MORON!!!

[MKGPro]

@superhornet69 Oh I couldn't hear you over your defeat in the last comment. Go suck it bitch. The simple fact is that your yelling at me still means your pretty fucking retarded. I would've stoped while I was down but bravo... *Claps* Also another quick fact, USING CAPS MAKES YOU NU SMARTERER MORON.

[beibsfan]

aha i win why dont you go talk to your mom for 4 hours im gonna play some x-box

[JBieberfanxo6]

"you've just driven into fuckville...and she's the MAYOR!"

lmfao (:

[metuber5]

i love oodles of noodles

[brendanp007]

WHO bought the FUCKING NOODLES?! WHO?!

[brendanp007]

WHO bought the FUCKING NOODLES?! WHO?!

[VolcanicMonkey]

relationshit rofl

[crazyteen3450]

XD so i know this girl she is like my bff we go to HS together and she keeps dating this guy who is a dick and im like he has hurt you so much why not just get rid of him and she is like "Its not that easy i lost my virginity to him" and im like "YA LIKE ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO" XD its insane but i love her haha

[SuperCookie1234567]

he sounds like a philipino hooker :)

[kacieglamourrr]

bahahahahahahaha.

[ThePurpleRabbit21]

0:39 lol!!

[gaarasgurl4evr]

about the girls ITZ SO TRUE!! XD lolololololololol

[GOTHICA3000]

@gaarasgurl4evr Oh wow, just gotta say I love your screen-name. <3

[theresarood8]

this has to be the best by him

[ClickThisNow1]

Bet You Won't Click Here! :P

[tropicalpimp]

"youre stupid like your father.."...ladies, pick n choose carefully who you say this too. It could lead to an ass wuppin. lol

[mrmekz97]

go watch tpain motivated ft mekz im a artisst from queens tryna win this comp need some more buzz thank you

[NSNlalalover2012]

metal terrorists xDD

[stupidzhangjiayi]

i cant believe some people dont find dane cook's jokes are funny...

boring people

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

"Let me just stick around for five or six years, and then we can end this thing violently." hahaha.

[nicoleclark90]

let me tell you why woman win 99.9% of all fights, i'll tell you why, here it is, you are mental terrorist. hahaha. & half of it's trrrrue :)

[ChainedToThePast]

"It's not that easy Karen."

The same Karen that nobody likes?

[mrfalafl]

Jesus Christ this guy is boring.

[GOTHICA3000]

@mrfalafl BOO

[ein987]

You don't even *high pitch* KNOW!

xD my sides hurt

[Chocolat1749]

its sad cuz i do the leg lock thing too XD (im a girl for those who didn't catch that)

[GOTHICA3000]

@Chocolat1749 So do I. I think every girl can find at least, AT LEAST one thing he mentions that they do.

[StaraziaSelin66]

So then, who beats women in a fight? Food. Treats. Males fail to females, females fail to dessert.

[x10Rose]

Brain Ninjas!! Dane just made my day!!

[STuna61]

dane FUCKING cook. great man

[xFlierx]

XD Mental Terrorists!

[kittypeach96]

hahaa brain ninjas!!!

[ArKaiN123]

And when a comedian is this bad, I call him comidi-SHIT.

[ProJectGamingStudio]

@ArKaiN123 boo

[ArKaiN123]

@ProJectGamingStudio I'd flip you off, but I'd also use another finger in the middle, so it would be both incredibly funny AND smart

[StaraziaSelin66]

@ArKaiN123 *cough cough no sense of humor cough*

but robin williams is much better than dane. its true.

[ArKaiN123]

@StaraziaSelin66 Oh I have a sense of humor. You know who's funny? Louis CK. Chappele. Maron. Ansari. Cross. You know who's not? Cook. Mensia. Cable Guy. Making faces and running around doesn't make your material funny. Funny material makes your material funny. Also "Su-fi" is so horribly stupid I'm actually embarrassed for the human race that it exists.

[zirsik]

@ArKaiN123 then why did you watch the video? chappelle was the only good one on your list. this guy and larry are awesome

[t0mmerzl]

@ArKaiN123 He doesn't move around and make faces to be funny, he does it so it's not just "Oh, let's pay to watch someone sit here and say joke after joke because that is true entertainment".

[GOTHICA3000]

@t0mmerzl I feel sorry for you.... I agree with zirsik, Chappelle was thew only good one on your list. And if you already KNOW you don't like Dane Cook why did you watch the video? Was it just to leave hate comments? Do you really have nothing better to do? So sad. I'm gonna go watch the whole Vicious Circle tour DVD with some friends. Enjoy hating Dane alone, or maybe with a few friends. Thought I doubt they share your deep hatred for him.

[yoshilover1996]

You just driven into fuckville... and she's the MAYOR!

[noobhaxgun]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKIN NOODLES?!?!?! hahahahaha

[Termia123]

this is sooo true, women do that (is female herself).

guys, if this happens to you: you're to late to stop it, make sure she doesn't get the chance to lock her leg, and you win ;)

[UnicornPoopsCupCakes]

"oh thats the pantry."

"you don't even KNOW!!!"

"MY FATHER WAS A SMART MAN!!!!!!

[jodi580]

its not that simple... my CDs are in his truck! lmao that was hilarious

[SeaThrewTheKnight]

"That is a pantry" I laughed so hard when he said that I had to pause it so I could hear what he was saying :)

[ericabalehead]

"that is a pantry!"

[kittycatattacksu]

you don't even KNOW!!!!

[munkeehead]

you don't even know!!!

[maryash3]

hahaha, this is great! especially the end!

[Chbabygirl]

Lmfao. This was hilarious!!! I bought the fucking noodles! That was great

[yomanhi77]

lo fucking l

[skeletor1993]

i fukin love this cunt sooooooo much id rape him if he asked me too but i wouldnt let him rape me thats just unnaceptable

[killingracists]

@skeletor1993 That's why you're a mental terrorist!!

[dancewithmeblahblah]

hahahaha!!! i fucking love dane cook