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  • BRILLIANT !!!!.....BRAVO !!!!

  • thumbs up for originality!

  • Probably the best way to find out your Dad is dead beat that couldn't pay child support. And then there is wishing your mom had higher goal setting ability's, like a stripper or something at least.

  • Is That You JUSTIN BIEBER ?

  • They are "hidden away"??? Maybe they should shave those goofy beards.

  • This is the dumbest thing I've seen in my life. And I've seen David Hasselhof singing "Freedom" atop the wall in Berlin.

  • those poor humanzees had it so hard they couldn't afford more than one shirt.

    

  • hahaha nice video lads

  • wo0o0ow thats the art of professional make up..............

  • Only a creationist would actually fall for this.

  • Nice story, but ugly make-up! Funny looking to =D~~

  • Hey these guys look like some of the characters who played in the Jim Carrey version of "The Grinch That Stole Christmas', especially at about 1:35. They are lacking the rest of the hair and costumes but its a dead giveaway for that movie.

  • Hey man at 1:42 you ned to do a better blending job on th emake up it is a dead give away

  • I actually thought it was going to be real ... until i hit the 0:44 mark ... -_-

  • FAKE or should I say F-APE. nice job:-)

  • Some blaks luk lyke chimps

  • fake shit!!! but well done :)

  • FUNNY AS ASS CHIT  LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ghuys.. legitimately fake Plant of the Apes style. It's a face mask.

  • You won't find chimps in Borneo, much less African chimps as shown in the video.

  • hahahahaha

    

  • nice vid lol

  • fake and gay

  • FAKE :)

    press pause at 1:42 !

    you can see the real lips and the fake lips :)

  • holy shit, those faces scared the crap outa me

  • Mum was " young, crazy, living in the jungle........having intercourse with chimpanzees" Why not? American students do this stuff all the time, take a year off, go somewhere where nobody knows you, be 'young' and 'crazy', get drunk, perform acts of bestiality with the local wildlife, all completely normal.

  • that are average american teenagers with a beard. thats all

  • I don't believe the whole evolution thing but if anything was going to sway me, it would have to be this clip . . . or rather the COMMENTS associated with this clip. It's clear that the majority of you are stuck at an evolutionary phase where you are STILL grappling with the subtleties of some forms of humor.

  • That's makeup like in planet of the apes this is not real. Roddy McDowell looked similar to this in the movie.

  • Humanzees are hypothetical and have never been proven or documented by science. I highly doubt this video is a ligitamate National Geographic documentary. It is a scam.

  • Yes, and Santa is real. Mother gets lonely at 17 down in the jungle. Read in between the lines. Their births would make their mother's existence a complete abomination . Evolutionists would love this if this were true, you might get a few who believe. If this video were true there would be Atheists dancing in the street, and the talk would be non-stop because than all thinkers who think man evolved from ape;

    justified. Believe what you want about evolution. But this video is mocking you, nubs

  • @mamaschristmasbunny you are insane, ignorant or a fool. This video, if it were true, would prove nothing about evolution. There wouldn't be 'Atheists dancing in the street' either. Evolution is a process that is going on all around us, it is continual. Atheism is a philosophical rejection of the belief in an omniscient supreme being who created everything. The two aren't related. Only fucktards try to join the two, because evolution contradicts the Bible, written by men BTW.

  • goes to show that a whiteman will fuck any thing lol

  • Who the fuck wants to make these things!!?? People are already breeding with black people can it get any worse?? DAMMIT!!!

  • God damn apes!

  • Fucking Geico Cavemen!!!

  • FAKE! 

  • Those humanzees lack proper jaws. They look like apes with progeria or something.

  • at first when they were talkin about there mom being young and wild in the jungles i was like ? then i saw them i almost shit myself for like 3 seconds i was speachless i bought it. but then logic set in and i was like awe man

  • this shows human xenophobia and cruelty, those poor fakes, XD

  • FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....M­an I'm so gutted when I figured out this was bulls..like a part of me figured out it's some parody but I wanted to believe it so bad haha, so good job too.

  • Theese guys have a good future in the make up / Special affects business

  • FAKE AS HELL

  • look like regular faggots with make up on to me

  • omg so all of da apes from planet of da apes are actually humanzees

  • Perhaps,however Dr Eddie Murphy described them best in this lecture at harvard university .I want thank the royal academy of science and national geographic for providing us with this amazing doco.

  • It is and fantastic achievement to the great two of Goony Goo Goo tribe close relative of the Homo Erect-us and Homo Eroticus assimilate with our people of today. Darwin himself spoke of this tribe,many times and en-lighted us to the possibility of such a subculture of apes.

  • Nice planet of the apes makeup.

  • Surely you guys have seen Planet of the Apes... These are the same masks, this is NOT real. *Headslam*

  • This looks fake as hell.

  • hahah !! very convincing fake!

  • i'd watch

  • dem sum ugly dudes!

  • Whatever MO'Donnell....clearly fake.. isn't it? No, seriously, I need to know.... is it fake or not? I feel nausea creeping into my underpants just looking at these Manzees. Please tell me, seriously, is this real? Where are these guys? Because I think one of them picked up my sister for a date the other night (seriously) and I don't think I'm cool with that. I mean, I'm not a racist or anything, but I mean, I just think white girls and.....um....Humanzee... shouldn't mix... Not Cool. Gross

  • All americans r humanzees!!!!!!!!!

  • too funny planet of the apes comes to 21st century?

  • Awesome!

  • how could this be? wouldnt they be more muscular since chimps are more powerful?

  • its so easy, even an ape can do it. Geico.

  • Well done!! And I must say, good looking pair of humanzees too.

  • Great Vid Mod. But I gotta say these comments are almost as entertaining as the vid.

  • Keep fighting guys, there will come a day when you will be accepted!

  • so fake 

  • fake but cute...

  • yee m8 !!

  • YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

  • this is fake.....

  • LOL awesome!

  • LOLOLOLOL this is real, everything you read and watch on the web is real

  • HERETICS AND KILLERS

  • Wow that is just scary, thx now I can't sleep.

  • this should piss off Geico...

  • ha ha ha ha ...que loko!

  • So easy a caveman could do it. Springbreak girls gone wild. Toooo funny.

  • i believed at first lol

  • Nah, just a video of Al Sharpton and Michelle Ohbummer !

  • This is total fake. How many dummys out there believe that these two guys are hybrids. They wear masks that's it.

  • mom should have just given a hand job thats what all the others did.

  • laugh my arse off

  • really well made!

    good job!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhahaha

  • this is fake

  • The people in the background were thinkin "why the hell do those guys look like planet of the apes?"

  • You could actually hybridize a human and chimp - the genetic similarities make this possible. I wish they would do it - just once. 

  • @WinterHaven I'm afraid you can't... I know there are species which genetically differ more than humans and chimpanzees that can produce hybrids in nature, but the slight differences we present make it rather impossible to create a hybrid naturally. With laboratory techniques.... may be. But if people copulates with sheeps... I believe more than one must have tried something like that with an ape... and if so... there would be lots of humanzees everywhere. Well, that's just my opinion.

  • The state of Arizona passed a new law to keep humanzees out.

  • ha ha awsome

  • i think Geico should hire them!

  • Watching this made me want to cry. I have been struggling with living as a humanzee for many years. I am so proud to know that there are others out there who are like me struggling in similar ways. Finally someone speaking out for us. We are the last group to be represented and I am sick of it.

  • wait so modonell, is this fake or real cuz the video looks real.

  • @lordofgta3

    I can't say. Many government sources don't want the true origins and current whereabouts of the humanzees known.

    Thanks for watching!

  • @lordofgta3 ur an idiot

  • @lordofgta3 This is real

  • @modonnell I love this great job! lol

  • @lordofgta3 fake dumb ass, oliver is the real damn thing

  • @lordofgta3 Seriously? You think this is real? Have you seen Planet of the Apes? Can get those masks at any costume store! Geeze! Your a Gull-a-bull and if your a kid your a gull-a-calf.

  • @lordofgta3

    Don't be fucking silly...

  • awesomeeeee!!! very well done and especially clever!!!

  • @hoshichiirezumi

    Thanks!

  • well, wher can i find the full version documentry?

  • 1:38 brokeback monkey. I mean, mountain! =)

  • convincing, nice show...

  • Someone took the video a little to serious. Its funny to me.

  • lol i thought it was pretty funny

  • wtf lol, i think this is crazier than the '' Alien + Nethadtahl or waterv =Human theory lol

  • NO HUMANZEES ALOUD.

    Lmfao...As if we're not abominations enough as it is,you two fuckers make FUN of our situation..dont tamper with things like this unless its 100% the truth...read the book of enoch if you want TRUE genetics altering & TRUE genocide...dont do THIS kinda shit.

  • @JonTheProdogy

    Jon,

    Thanks for watching the vid. However, I do have two items for you: First, I noticed your name "JonTheprodogy",. Sorry to break the news to you but, you spelled Prodigy wrong, not so much of a prodigy there....

    Second, when you said "NO HUMANZEES ALOUD", you used the adverb instead of the adjective "Allowed", which may lead to some confusion for other readers of this reply.

    Thanks again for watching the vid, and good luck on all future endeavors.

    -The Humanzees

  • @modonnell Well...even though you made yourself look like a dumbass..by commenting on my imperfect spelling/grammar....you & everyone else still need to read the book of enoch,any comments on that?

    side note:There wasnt enough ROOM to spell the name correctly,so eat 'deze nuts. Side note on the side of the side note:not being negative & would like a serious answer...who the HELL has this much time to do something like this?

    (okay so I was being a smart ass,forgive me)

  • @modonnell Orthography and grammar aside, what the hell was he TALKING about? (JonThePoopdoggy)....Enoch? True genocide? Our situation? (Is Jon a humanzee?) I enjoy a toke now and again, but I wouldn't want to read the Bible while I was high....it's scary enough as it is.

    Good video...clever, and funny.

  • @canadianroot Hi There,

    Thanks for the comments and watching the vid. There's always someone out there who misunderstands the most basic of videos. We made the vid to make people laugh- thanks for getting it.

    Have a good one.

    -The Humanzees.

  • Bull crap why wast peoples time?

  • this is totally fake.

  • A Russian friend of mine heard about illegal backroom fighting tournaments between humanzees. Who knows, they have a lot of crazy rich people over there!

  • @dannydemanny You are just trying to be silly right? God I hope so! LOL!!!

  • I love the Planet of the Apes makeup....LOL! Why would anybody want to make humanzees? Especially guys, do you really want your penis to shrink to the size of a finger, you might have bigger ballz, but really, think about it....and what about the girls, do you really want to see your girlfriend on the rag...hey, Shirley, whatz that huge pink bagel on your backside...Oh!, I see your on the rag...would you like sum tonight...HoooHOooooHoooooo! LOL!

  • which fucker on the right mind will sleep with a chimp

  • theres no chimps in borneo you idiots...orangutans yes but no chimps. chimps live in africa not south east asia duh

  • she slept with a chimp? ok

  • Fake. One of the articles was written by "Vas Deferson" Really?

  • is this a joke ???

  • That was sceary!

  • wtf?

  • Is Bush a humanazee? he looks like a monkey, like some type of white monkey

  • yes their are white and colored monkees...there are yellas as well chinchilla mexican type monkeys....mugAbi is a negro type humanzee....etc....

  • nope, Bush is a Moronzee

  • @178683 Your a racist. If I said Obama looks like some type of black monkey, wouldn't that be racist ?

    My point is, I Not offended by your statement cause you really didn't say it in a racist light. But, if it was said about Obama most people would ONLY see it as a racist remark. Why do 2 races play by different rules??

  • @Chewwy153qt Probably because it's a common racist insult towards black people, but the reference to Bush clearly had nothing to do with race, but a mockery of his appearance, just like comparisons of Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse. It's not nice, but it's not racist. (although it could be - chimps are technically pink, hairy, and short. As soon as it becomes an insult towards white people, it will be inappropriate to call Bush a monkey. Until then, it's the same as the horse insult.)

  • @178683

    chimps have very pale white skin

  • LMAO!! I love the part where he is drinking a beer!! Great work guys!

  • Thanks for watching kenpj!

  • Wow this is kinda freaky...

  • lol funny

  • i was going to leave a comment about how stupid this is but ,,, im not going to bother now!!

  • Well, I guess you watched it anyways, and now you too are stupid.

  • hahahahaha fake

  • Nice fake latex masks!

  • Fake?  Latex? Whaaaaat??

  • this is fake stupid, un real just fake

  • What an idiot who made this video

  • Manny Pacquiao made it, he also wanted us to pass along that your haircut looks stupid.

  • ahaha thats your relative gorilla from africa u are all look alike

    but no matter what ur one of a kind a gorilla that can upload on youtube thats amaze me

  • They look too much like extras from Planet of the Apes [original]. I'm sure if this were real, there'd be much more stuff on the internet about them ^-^

    Interesting nonetheless though

  • i am sure it's make up. because they look chimps only by faces, not by rest of the body. they are also running just like humans.

  • this could have been funny if they put more effort into the scrict than the make up.

  • Yeah, "Call to John" was way funnier than this....

  • ouch

  • that fake show couldn't be but northamerican...wat a lot of rubbish there...

  • hahahaha!!!!! .fake'n'stupid them humanzees, aren`t they?

  • I hate these humanzees. They go around playing their stupid jungle music in their crappy cars decked out with all sorts of folliage. They keep crossing the border to steal from our fruit stands and fruit orchards. Plus their constant feces-flinging in public is just rude. I with they'd just go back where they came from.

  • is this for real

  • looks pretty real to me

  • yeah it does i just thought it might be a fake but it looks genuine like

  • Ummm- no it's not real

  • are you for real?

  • you're an ignorant fuck!!!

  • its fake...humanzees would be shorter and hairier sirs...the Russians did it please google...

  • WTF???

  • what a joke

  • at least you have each other hahahaha

  • very creative...

  • EPIC!!!!

  • sure.. come'on guys! The earth has been created by God our Father!

  • gods not real and he is not my father and if god is real how do u know he is a male

  • I don't...

    but what I know is that He is real and his name is Father, Son and Holy Ghost!

  • thats exactly how the apes in planet of the apes look!

  • bahahaha i wanna humanzee!!

    but this is a great video no doubt!

  • great make up guys :) well done

  • ahahahahahahaha

  • lol, that doesn't seem to be real!!! It looks like a movie trailer and NAT GEO's commercials doesn't look like that...

  • Hmmm...chimps dont live in Borneo....

    A bit of basic biology would help with your attempts at authenticity...

  • Its man bear pig!!!!

  • lol at those that think it might be reason...a humanzee would probably be like the "missing link," which has yet to be found.

  • wiggers

  • 5 *****

    human race sucks waa

  • HUMANZEES GO HOME!

  • "So easy, a caveman can do it"

  • Thanks!

  • is this real???

  • it's kind of real I guess.....