Vlog 23: Kim Kardashian's Divorce!

[Rubiicon]

1:34 for flying projectiles of spit. :3

[Binkyb121]

u missed a few fucks lol

[Superb202]

LOL this is how the social media works. It's pretty funny. Lets say all this starts on the same day.

WW3 started in Iran with America, Europe, China, and Russia headed for nuclear war it would seem. <----now categorize this as unimportant.

Kardashian's make a new clothing brand that looks the same as Gap and everybody else. <------now categorize this as extremely important.

Funny how the media works.

[ayame510]

I want your hat!!!

Freakin best hat ever!!

[Kittylove5]

No one knew who Kim was until she was on that Sex tape with Ray J. (Well I didn't anyway...) Funny how people become famous for sucking famous dick LMAO

[ivanlim1990]

nice save indeed haha!!

[allghilliedup21]

Same attitude with Kony 2012....

[FFRomee]

I am like... who ish Kim Kardashian' XD?

[MRkuvishmoob]

Like your hat haha

[prissy6bytich]

who the fuck cares about kim and her lame ass divorce and u are right david pple need to help pple out more bc then maybe the world will be less shitty

[JJlinTaeyeon]

She's now dating A Saudi Guy!!

[ilIusion89]

@JJlinTaeyeon say whaaaaa?

[monkeyballs851]

thank u... AMEN

[vernzai90]

he is trying to act black! but he is good!

[22dance4ever97]

AMEN

[LeTheRandom]

whoa nice hat i want it o.o

[OgTan24]

imma try drinking water. didnt watch it yet lets GO!!

[teslapuri]

LOL flying crosseyed unicorn... XDD

[naneetwo]

lmao, ikr. gosh people, the rich people needa DONATE money too. D;

[renzycakes]

FUCK YOU AND YO PUPPY SON

[MrTefoM]

Lesbian haircut...



[KitKat0699]

Running out of breath @2:33 xD

[BuckyBalls0]

tumblr + dumbledore = tumbledore i died there..

[Chocolate1lover2]

I've been wondering for a while now but...Whose Kim Kardashian ???

[Bipolar0and0lovin0it]

The only thing I was concerned with was her wedding cost enough for 2,000 years worth of college. =_=

[StephbySteph]

@Bipolar0and0lovin0it 0.0!

[Malzberry]

fucking hate that ending song.

[krluvr85]

Amen

[xerosanity80]

Soo uhhh, did you all hear about kardashians divorce? >.>

[MeleahBarrow]

I want your hat.

[ShortStack33100]

haha unicorn!!! lol

[willath]

Flying cross-eyed unicorn!

[WolfTaruh]

is kim kardashian a boy or girl??

[qwerty11x11]

@WolfTaruh didn't even know her until my friends started talking about her sex tape...awkward moment...

[NarutoFan9787]

Lmfaooo 0:32 "Man who the fuck gives A flying cross eyed unicorn about her damn divorce"

[pinaywarrior]

He clapped in the beginning . . . Does that mean hes ghetto like that girl from that "Ugly Girls" video ;D ?

[smokeyandbaby]

I saw Kim's tape over at watchkimkardashiansextape.info

[mizukiyay]

Fuck her Michael Jackson died! XD

[ckwlsdnr2]

i didnt noe who kim was until i heard about divorce...

[123mario101]

LOOOOOL! First world problems = What Americans really care about

[d4rcwolf]

nice hat

[NonDecision]

Om nom nom nom delicious water.

[MrKopoz]

Umm soo who is Kim Kardashian?

[Kagome42194]

THANK YOU!! This video is pure gold.

[sammyliu503]

TF she's married..? I honestly didn't know.

[aalyssaoun]

LOL 1:45 cracked me up i died laughing

[mikelpikel2005]

Did anyone notice his spit at 1:35 when he said F*CK. LMFAO

[PowerCookie1]

when he said shes married?

i was thinking not anymore

get it?

[pinknlilly]

Who gives a flying fuck about that bitch I only care about David so :p but I agree who gives a fuck about celebrities let alone kim lmao

[23cling]

He forgot to censor one f word at 1:46

[WhereIAm26]

52 people love kim...

[ImmaBlonde25]

@WhereIAm26 Probably her immediate family :P

[1Cookiemonsterrr]

I have the same hat!!

[deaththecutie]

whos kim kardashian

[1Cookiemonsterrr]

@deaththecutie She's a famous person or just look it up on google.

[htnguyen32]

Who is Kim Kardashian everyone keeps mentioning?

[hydiicosa08]

'Man fuck you and your lesbian haircut!" xD

[dariushm]

looool man fuck you and ur lesbian haircut.

[OhhDragonbaby]

soo whats the point of this video?? like whats the whole point of your channel?? if you dnt know kim kardashian, you should stop talking shit, you'll never EVER be as famous as KK, and making fun of others is not gonna make you famous at all, and dont even TRY to copy peter chao coz your no way near.... get a life boy, and get a job would you?

[AToySoldierx]

@OhhDragonbaby lololol, how much do you make from your youtube video's mates? oh you don't have any, so. none? mate do you really think david is going to read your comment, his videos, on average get about 300k views and 5k comments, stop trying to be a hardass on youtube, you cant talk about him getting a life when he makes a living off this and you just contributed to him making money.

[esara6]

@OhhDragonbaby I don't think this have anything to do with jealousy besides Kim's a Whore. you shouldn't watch davids video if you do not like his opinion and also peter chao they both on the same boat but david he just have more common sense.

[tobicloud]

@OhhDragonbaby lol i dont think anyone, especially david, wants to be as famous as her, especially since she's done nothing to be famous other than that she's rich and is spoilt. maybe YOU should stop talking shit. if you don't like his videos then gtfo, no one wants you here anyway.

[extremedude1234]

@OhhDragonbaby stop being jealous you coward you have no videos and your a coward because you cant back up your evidence so shut up!!!!

[9arrows]

Forgot to *beep* it out yo! lmfao 1:41

[Alexandrine9D3]

Cross-Eyed Unicorn FTW.

[Shawnaisweird]

I didn't even know who she was until someone came up to me in the hallways saying, "OMG Did you know that Kim Kardashian got divorced!?"

My response: "Who the hell is Kim Kardashian!?"

[BlakeHumor]

I like how when he went to google something he turned to his left and yet his computer is right behind him. *awkward* :/

[Noosp]

you answered all my questions about her!!!!!!! NOTHING, because I never cared about her. lol

[kissmarvinkiss]

Who cAres about Her!!!

[azurik123]

i want your hat BAD!! xD

[iwubshanedawson]

1:33-1:35 DAVID SPIT

[HelinPlt]

YOU'RE RICH BITCH

- never laughed so hard :D

[Catface206]

Who the fuck gives a flying crosseyed unicorn?!?! Rofl

[Numbskull48]

I don't even know who the heck Kim Kardashian is!

[MrDanielrulez]

1:35 spit

[salbayne]

i love that damn hat

where did he get it from?????

[tinaanhpham]

I WANT THAT HAT:(

[Balloons020]

i LOVE your hat :) where'd you get it?

[Miinnniie]

FUCK YO PUPPY.

[Tyippe99]

Ohh lol lol lol

[temari9881]

man who the fuck gives a flying cross-eye unicorn about her damn divorce! XD i have got to use "flying cross-eyed unicorn"

[nerdforlife100]

haha the views are 311,311

[iPlayBO]

amen.

[diemsumz]

THIS IS HELPING HER MEDIA ATTN

[triple8yoyo]

cool hat

[bernabdette]

LOVE YOUR IRON MAN HAT :D

[AvivaR0109]

thank god u made this video coz some dumbass people needed to hear this shit!!!

[yokalebsvlogin]

dont drink water an listen to this at the same time....:)

[demonsecho]

@yokalebsvlogin Didnt listen to you and spit water all over my laptop xD

[NinEightVang]

@yokalebsvlogin dont worry its cranberry juice :)



[aalyssaoun]

he spit!!! 1:34

[aalyssaoun]

@aalyssaoun i mean 1:33

[aalyssaoun]

ON THE MODER FUCKING URF AHA LOL

[jtong1234]

1:35 he spited haha!!:D

[HokKonishiGirl]

Your vlogs are hella cool and make me smile. Most things you talk about I agree on, keep makin the videos!!!

[TheDreamCloud]

I was pissed off because her wedding could've paid more than 20 college students' tuitions.

[colintheboredman]

lol cross eyed unicorn lol

[TheLeeStudio]

Lol anyone else noticed that he spit at 1:35 in the video?

[iShaneSxM]

ima blow this... i mean blow it up (nice save...)

[nicknachos1]

Whos the artist at the end of the video? That song is hella chill

[fachy1981]

She bought a Rolls Royce Ghost!

[Isflyaj]

Albino basketball player!

[pipeandaflapjack]

You forgot to bleep at 1:43...

[Onenigguh69yo]

@wifichfis111 Tell me atleast 20 things she did to become the celebrity she is today. All I know is, she fucked rayjay and that's all...

[vannyazn]

LOL fuck you and your lesbian haircut XDDDD

[Rainboe1324]

@vannyazn Are you being sarcastic? :/

[Rainboe1324]

@vannyazn woops i watched the video. nvm sorry i didn't know what you were talking about >_<

[dancingcat04]

#firstworldproblems

[vinceangelocm]

Hillary Duff's pregnant?!?!

[Fury435]

1:40 Missed a beep hahaha

[wifichfis111]

how do you guys not know who kim kardashian is -_____-

[Comicosh]

2:06 lol

[plsunshiner]

me to I didn't now how kim Kardashian was.

[Devilkid892]

Damn right bitch you ain't gonna quit YouTube

[otot9893]

Tumbledore?

[SmokingKingz]

@otot9893 Maaaaaan you know what the fuck he's talking about!!! Lmao

[nicolli87]

love the iron man cap!!!

[RinakaAiko]

that is some fast talking broh o,o

[salbayne]

i love your hat

where did you get it from???

[amleinadstikool]

Sponsored :O.

[DearCupider]

Not me, I dont Facebook, twitter, or Tumblr :[

[risyed1]

I want your hat

[nursyazwaniie]

Kim Kardashian should watch this. haha. 

[bennyboy3731]

Thumbs up for random spit 1:34

[xoSugarSweetCandy]

love your tokidoki4marvel hat :D

[stdeelee]

i hate you man

[Luqie69]

Haha! At 1:33 he spat by accident

[god6542]

i wonder what happen if someone blow up hollywood

[The1Kamila]

chick that gets famous making sex tape, and now she gets divorced.... erm surprise... REALLY????!!!!!

[AdMireRiley]

LOL FLYING CROSSED EYE UNICORN

[pinaywarrior]

1:33 lol he spit :3 . BUT YEAH FUDGE KIM KARDASHIAN'S DIVORCE !

[KabaoYang00]

She had RayJay's d*ck in her mouth and her dad saved OJ. LMAO!

[GimmeFunnyShet]

LOOL YOU ARE THE BEST RANTER EVER.

[CatfishShotgun]

LOL 3:04, Holy fuck man, you're comical brilliance.

[IHeartBingo]

Man I want your hat :)

[lildevilxxangel]

Seriously, I Agreed with you 100% , No smart person gives a RAT ASS, the more people talk about it whether its good OR bad, that skank would still get the attention. People are stupid.

[hawj89]

my sister can't stand kim! she hates kim with a passion! i agree...what's so great about the kardashians? hollywood isn't what it used to be...talent and inspiration. now it's just money, sex, and fakes!

[breannaanhle11]

@niamtxiv LOL. True, except Korean pop stars... -.•

[heythere6392220]

@breannaanhle11 korean pop stars <3

[niamtxiv]

So true, MOST ASIANS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CELEBRITIES and THEIR LIVES. lol Stupid people always fight about their idols. WTF???? lol

[xufeng988]

I WANT THAT HAT.

[123kamee]

i like his hat :)

[TheMartianRock]

3:14 - 3:15 the laugh in the background was too funny!

[aznxhongkong]

lids.com/Tokidoki/20235860 - Hat he is wearing



[hmOOb4lyfe916]

-__-

I love my asians

[Tunji223]

Dude sick backfround beat,wat is it

[gambit2129]

Also agreed. Social media is rubbish. Absolutely ridiculous . But seriously brohan where u get that hat, I want to play some MTG Tournaments with that, and my pokemon sleeves, and my WOW mat and deck box, throws them way off when they are like hes not a magic nerd haha this fool mwahaha. squish. :) I dont even play wow Biotch :D

[gambit2129]

OMFG SICKEST HAT! HOW MUCH?

[PeaceGirl1021]

I didnt even know she got married til I heard about her divorce...

[serhancomedy]

Khloe isnt a kardashian

[IAmJohnLai09]

Preach!

[nakkawakki]

LMAO lesbian haircut andd thank youu Kim is famous for no reason at all!! cant stand the bitch!! she basically sucks dick and lives off her parents money for a living :/

[urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL]

Tumblr + Dumbledore = TUMBLEDORE?

[sasuke3861]

HAHAHA "Did you hear justin beiber got a haircut?", "Man F*** you and ur lesbain haircut!!!"

[MarrikuSama]

@iiD4rKV13t4n93Lii She's important 'cause of 'Dat Ass

[Jeebus0143]

WHERE DO I BUY YOU HAT?

[darkis1dayfan]

KIM KARDASHIAN IS SUCH A STUPID BITCH. and dammit, i saw that man before she married her, MAN he was fucking stupid, he wasnt even interested when kim talks about business. plus he rarely takes her srsly, what the f she sees in him.everyone would know from that she's just tryna gain stupid attentions

[MaarkxD]

Me: "I agree with what he says. Who cares about them I don't even know half of the celebrities out there."

Girlfriend: " But they in the media its like I want to know!"

Me: "Shut up -___-"

[daeebidjung]

your hat is amazing

[beautyquenn101]

This may be awkward but I love you! I've been saying this about Kim and other celebs for years!

[randomposts901]

hahaha ya they did 4get to bleep it out!!!! but..the fact that u noticed that is pretty sad..do u do that in ur free time???

[sugarcandy81]

you're actually kind of adorable! XD

[143JaaackSkellington]

Agreed! & I love your hat! :)

[yourreadinmyusername]

@ 3:11 "I feel ASHAMED".....Dave Chappelle is that you?

[KSnapper20]

<3 the hat!! And exactly.. Ppl are still talking about it.. She got married for the money. She's smart business-wise. Make drama, the show keeps going

[MiszUnderstood876]

PLEASE PLEASE make a vid of Beyonce's irrelevent baby drama. PLEASE!