Jennifer Love Hewitt Pays Magazine Millions To Run Baby Pics

[leighmonty13]

JLH isent unitresting shes done load,its the fickel yanks thats what it is

[adamcrookedsmile]

considering this is a "Featured Video", it would actually appear that the only money that have swapped owners is the money The Onion paid Youtube to put this video higher in the search results.

[YourCuntingDaughter]

The woman on the right is smiling too much. It's a serious issue, not a funny thing.

[PrometheanRunGood]

Awww Jennifer Love Hewitt is one of the less annoying Hollywood celebrities, seems unfair to pick on her when there so many many people in Hollywood that deserves it more.

[ahaetulla]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is crazy hot, though. I mean, I don't care about her baby, but still.

[NewzDaily]

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[SpaceAcrossMars]

This video sux and the person who made it will have to live with cancer someday cuz of the brain cells they have left to make such a retarded video

[slh950]

awww ... why you gotta pick on J-Love???

[Seefaco]

this is honestly the most realistic, believeable story on the onion to date

[Conway79]

I so wish this was true! I feel sorry for the number of mindless lifeless individuals who pay money to expose themself to every bit of celebrity gossip they can. I wish it was the celebrities desperate to inflict themselves on the public, rather than the other way around.

[Bdear1]

@sp1duh agree it's fake

retards is derogitory, & just is offensive to people w/that diagnosis & the people who care about them. Their are a lot of words that could describe, but aren't offensive to groups of people.

[ThePierrekirbyfanboy]

@Bdear1 Piss off retard.

[Bdear1]

@ThePierrekirbyfanboy

wow your an impressive bigot! Could you be any more immature? Don't try & show me you can, cause I won't look at your responses anymore. Not worth my time. I will say you can actually be booted off Youtube if people report you, or fired from a job, if you had one, just as w/any slurs. Just so you know what becomes of someone like you.

[thitheatregirl]

she doesn't have a baby

[xxlorangel]

Magazines , reporters sure are fake fake , all they want to do is to attract attention , she's not married neither does she have a baby . probably ghost whisperer's baby.

[Henri345]

She dosen't have a baby?

[lrcdert2010]

Just the amount of detail Onion news has is amazing,just hard to believe it's fake.

[Boobalopbop]

I'm convinced Kendra pays magazines to cover her.

[MilkyShooter95]

International council of landmines urges Africans to stop moving.

can someone explain the joke?

[polabear001]

@MilkyShooter95 um...landmines don't go off unless you step on them. :P

[faerieguts]

Find God's match for you at Christian Mingle.....ok.

[miley4174]

I think that this is a fake! She has no child.

[luigi2413]

@miley4174 hah

[dapaz401]

didnt a celebrity actually do that?or was rejected from a lot of magazines?

[csimiami213]

it took me FOREVER to figure out this was fake

[Hobinator17]

tabloids changed my life. in less than 10 minutes, i found out more about our country's celebrities than i ever thought i could hav. did u know brad pitt was caught having sex with michael moore and michael jackson's body was stolen from its grave?

[ORCA4312]

@Hobinator17 Only white trash aliens carrying Elvis' babies read tabloids.

[MRdaBakkle]

Coming up the international council of land mines has warned all Africans to stay still. LMAO!!!!!

[llamamilk4]

-surgeon general warns millions of americans may have skeletons living inside them-

[madonakuse]

Nice asian women #lushfmlk.info#

[adelinatheolin]

this is not true, right? JLH doesn't have a son, and she wouldn't py that much for a few pictures. please tell me it's fake.

[FreedomValentine]

@adelinatheolin Are you stupid?

[adelinatheolin]

@FreedomValentine are you?

[joe71c10]

For those of you who are complete morons:

This is a PARODY

That is all.

[MissAmeliePoulain]

This is totally fake!!!!

[DogSoldierFury]

@MissAmeliePoulain

You are totally a troll!!!!

[TheVirtualStoa]

@MissAmeliePoulain what gave it away? aside from everything you see or hear in the video, what else?

[peaceelovee2011]

"Surgeon General warns millions of Americans may have skeletons living inside them." ---> HAHAHA!! this is hilarious.

[ChrisGlet]

woah, I remember when CNN was running stories that were just the opposite, what channel is the Onion on?

[Headsetphobias]

On the bottom:

U.N Health Inspectors Shut Down China

awesome

[aatra1]

This is fake?;O

[MrPivotPie]

@aatra1 no shit mr.im smart

[lookman373]

@aatra1 no shit it fake news

[Audi0Surferz]

anyone else getting sick of seans whites generic as hell clothing line commercials?

[strawberry15dinosaur]

I'm sorry but how thick do you have to be to not realise this is fake! lmao

[shorerydr10]

lol un health inspectors shut down china. One of the best lines ever....

[justmegan11]

ooooh i know this is fake but i thought she rlly did have a kid!! lol

[SlayerO013]

Wish I had so much money falling out of my ass that I could spend millions for a few fucking pictures.

[AuntieTana]

is this real... imdb has nothing about Love having a child... or does any other web source

[msjillrose]

wow, that was kind of harsh .. dont you think ? at least she's doing something with her life. Im pretty sure you dont know her personally, and to call that baby a bastard? who do you think you are? keep your harsh words to yourself. jennifer love is nothing but beautiful, loving, and seems sweet.. dont be a debbie downer on someone life when yours is probably no better...not to sound harsh or anything.

[13glitch]

@msjillrose its not real, she doesnt hav a baby and she hasent been in a movie 4 idk how long so she's really not doin anything w/ her life other than spend the money she's made

[msjillrose]

@13glitch actually shes written a book (writing her 2nd one) and she just did a movie "The Client List" so i dont know what you're talking about. You're probably just syaing that because she's not like the rest of hollywood and messed up. she's real. But really, idk where you got "she hasnt been in a movie for idk how long.." because she actually JUST did one. and HELLO if i was as rich as her, id spend it too.nothing wrong with pleasing yourself.

[7WordsET]

@msjillrose You dont get out much do you?

[msjillrose]

@7WordsET i actually do, thanks for caring though. what about you ?

[qwertyuiopz123]

lmao

[Wasabirock55]

God i fucking hate jennifer love huge tits. She is soo fucking annoying and nobody gives a shit about her and her bastard child lol

[rockcreek811]

Well,you never hear anything bad About Love,so it looks like some dim wit's had to take it upon themselves.

[KimberleeMegan]

WHAT??

[mackat4ck]

Why does this not seem so weird to me?

[MusicStageMonster]

Well this is weird considering she DOESNT have a baby?! Shes single, never been married and was engaged a few times but nothing more "/ hmmmm.

[hateutoo100]

My new dream is to write for the onion some day.

[ntlovehewitt]

You stupid people just love to judge a book by there cover don't you why can't you just leave her alone by the way very cute baby love :)

[randompixie]

@ntlovehewitt : I could not contain myself...I just watched this video for the first time, and then read your 10 month old comment, which states: "You stupid people just love to judge a book by there cover don't you why can't you just leave her alone by the way very cute baby love :) "

HEY THERE NTLOVEHEWITT...Chris Crocker called and HE WANTS HIS CATCH PHRASE BACK.

[ghostlyscares]

did she actually have a kid?

[JennaKranich]

@ghostlyscares no. this is fake!

[ghostlyscares]

@JennaKranich ohhh wow i actually believed it they r really mean to do this thnx though

[JennaKranich]

@ghostlyscares well i'm glad to tell u that it was fake... cause no one is gunna my a fool outta of my girl!

[ghostlyscares]

@JennaKranich lol well i m glad thnx i really admire her and i just dont get why some people dont like her

[JennaKranich]

@ghostlyscares i don't get it either! your welcome :)

[CrimsonToast]

Damn... That Jennifer Love HugeTits is a real womern. Mediocre actor though; It's impossible to watch an episode of Ghost Whiperer without laughing.

[TheGhostgirl91]

you're all jerks

[soulhunter4444]

This is the way the world should work....

[devine3111]

haha at the bottom at 1:30 it says "is your baby choking to death.." tht is hilarious

[randommanthefirst]

Haha, the scroll at the bottom: "Asia-Americans publish well organized, somewhat nerdy condemnation of Asia sterotypes." "U.N. health inspectors shut down China."

[volcom13xx]

this is some funny shit lol

[Mandaramaster]

i thought that news ACTUALLY was real waent it ?

[RatongaBruiser]

Ahhhh, that last line was the best. It almost takes you by surprise. :P

[AdogCOLOMBIANO]

SURGEON GENERAL WARNS MILLIONS OF AMERICANS MAY HAVE SKELETONS LIVING INSIDE OF THEM

FUckin AMazing

[sabrin321]

"I thought the Y is too cute". I love Onion for ridiculing that...I hate the sight of names like JaYson

[heythere1009]

Well thats weird... since jennifer love hewitt DOESN'T have a baby!?

[argozempo]

You'd have to pony up a bit more than $2.2 million to force me to publish photos of the infants and ilk of such uninteresting celebrities as Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kim Kardashian, and Tori Spelling in MY magazine.

[05swanbe]

fucktard

[mar9hyperzeroshadow]

Read the bottom slider too guys. 'Missing skier probably dringking own urine at this very moment'.

Awfully hilarious

[westboarder]

You know who is really stupid? Anyone who buys US weekly

[lostinbravado]

lol

*U.N. Health Inspectors shut down China*

[santoldo]

International council of landmines urges Africans to stop moving.

Best line E V E R

[bbphnix]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS­SSSSSSSS IT SI!!!!!!!1 SO HILARIOUS!!international council of landmines urges africans to STOP MOVING!!!!

[axedrecista]

Oh man that was low

[jmthetank]

Good god, Jennifer Love Hewitt is gorgeous.

Drop. Dead. Sexy.

[artluv2002]

how stupid could you get , for not to notice that this was a joke!!

[FriendsFreeak]

baby love. haha. if she ever has a baby, that would be a good headline. lol

[twiligthfreak2218]

@XxPuNisHeR187xX its not real?

[altDIY]

Yeah i never get tired of that joke.

I always play some onion videos to new friends who doesnt know onion news

[dewbunny110362]

lets hope her baby looks better than she does

[ismaelsbaby]

HAHAH kim kardashian is famous for nothing

[sdgdsgs]

lol @ celebrity being punched

[bretp99]

With a baby that hideous, I'm surprised US didn't refer her to Animal Planet.

[dazzlingirlie]

celebrities abuse/harass the paparazzi?

thats new :P

[knownrelan]

wow.. i nvr knew she had a child?

[Socky42]

.........moron.

[argeque]

Lol. us weekly magazine.

[becausimcoollikethat]

HAHAHHA 1:53 SOO FUNNY

[boo2ubam]

It's sattire..

[boo2ubam]

It's a joke..

[afkhajiit]

Landmine joke was the highlight of the video, sadly. It was really funny.

[pen15clubyay]

lol at the landmine joke

[tixan]

who cares, everyone does it? Rather her baby than paris hilton bitch :)

[HaxGah]

Is your baby choking to death?

[LeviathAileron]

Make sure you take the quiz :O

[Marglar7]

Hahahaa pretty funny...

I love Jennifer Love Hewitt though :]

[XimenaCDA]

y entonces quien es ese bebe

[mayi360]

"The International Counsel of Landmines has warned all Africans to stop moving" LMFAO!!!!!!!

[DRUNKCANADIAN]

Lmao that was my favorite part of the video too...I couldn't stop laughing...it was just so random lol

[BushidoBrownSama]

keri lee can get it

[XimenaCDA]

porfavor que alguien me conteste, si ese bebe no es su hijo quien es

I don't speak inglish

[oceanlinda3]

el programa es falso se esta burlando de la farandula.

[sweetyd231]

me imagino que el bebe ere de uno de los empleados de la programa, porque ella no tiene hijos.

[XimenaCDA]

oki muchas gracias, tenia la duda por que en google no salia nada y yo no se mucho ingles

[charlestraws]

wow, if jlh didnt agree to this then she just got OWNED

if she did agree to it then youre a good sport jennifer, kudos

[spider23000]

SO funny!!!

[SATRONAUT]

lol "U.N. HEALTH INSPECTORS SHUT DOWN CHINA"

[notoncemoreagain]

The international counsel of landmines has warned all africans to stop moving... hahahaha... sad... but yeah, thats how it is

[buffyfaan]

That's kind of mean, but it was kind of funny... It would have been funnier if it wasn't JLH they did this about...

[meshuggepup]

that is completely humorless. And JLH is not a c-list celeb.

[XimenaCDA]

jennifer love hewitt tiene un hijo¿?

o quien es ese bebe

[raleelee88]

LOL! It's kinda the truth tho haha

[Bobthemonkey675]

"Surgeon general warns millions of Americans may have skeletons living inside them!"

XD

[kamaceace]

"His name is Jayson-witha Y! I hope people learn how to spell it right!"

"My middle name is a word-Love-so everyone always knew how to spell that!" lmao

[hellomynameisjulius]

hahaha..

lol warning all africans to stop moving XD

[Conway79]

It's like the opposite of real life. I love it!

[theartofnotbeingseen]

" I thought the "Y" was so cute, and since my baby is cute, it fit him !"

[beccoboop]

i never knew she had a baby. is this true? i know her character on Ghost Whisperer is having a baby, well pregnant anyway but no where that i have read has mentioned her having a baby. if any1 know can u plz post. thanx

[XxfaithincolorsxX]

no it's not real. the onion is kinda like mad tv. haha ;)

[beccoboop]

oh.lol. thanx

[webkinzxoxo97]

haha! she paid them! she did everything! lol!

[NintendoRick]

lol

[larsedvartl]

Who's Jennifer Love Hwitt? lol...

[froggychick12]

shes in Garfield

[Kemuri07]

LOL

[dunedain101]

So decadent country ..

[dingbatcharlie]

She still has it---funny stuff though

[gobanzomon]

international council of landmines urges africans to stop moving

[BLUEANGEL7777777777]

sorry jen lve hewitt is still hot.

they should have used different celeb.

still friggen halirious

[vega92]

the end was awesome

[abcjuju312]

"is your baby chocking to death ? take our instand quiz !"

lmao :D

[bKiwiD]

"Surgeon General warns millions of Americans may have skeletons living inside them".

Haha! And the landmine thing, too.

[mdatile3]

1:20

"U.N. Health Inspectors Shut Down China"

hahahahahahaha

[mdatile3]

1:20

"U.N. Health Inspectors Shut Down China"

hahahahahahaha

[ktown4life1337]

"The International Council of Landmines has warned all Africans to stop moving."

LMFAO

[DoctorT144]

"The International Council of Landmines has warned all Africans to stop moving." - lmao that's horrible.

[Soneclipseredvblue]

<3 the onion rofl.

[dinnerandashow]

Its a mystery why some people buy US Weekly.

[ArmadilloSkits]

All true. MAN, what a shitty world.

[Arcadefan419]

1:05 LMAO funniest article ever.

[HeartedAngel27]

lol

it was good to know Onion is fake. lol

I would have believed it if I didn't know it was fake.

GOod shit tho motherfucker!