"Derty" - Podcast Intro for Bill Simmons (ESPN)

[alisikander]

Ronald let me rephrase it for you 'if you dont like it, i dont give a fuck, it's still going on CD.' Period!

[TWILIGHTLOVERR101]

"hello youTUBES" hahah love it

[innovationSTYLE]

i seriously love this guy

[leksasdf]

This man beats pendulum.

[MattJones1418]

wow i thought for the longest time it was a radio guy who didn't like simmons talking over the music. this is awesome. i must've not been as big a big of a simmons that i thought.

[7positron7]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



[StarWrasWeekly]

I thought of a rusty steak knife and well aged steak and the image in my head was pretty goddamn awesome

[Philmor420Bowls]

More like a golden mind slicing thru pure genius!

[ThugLife7196RIP]

Fucker is always havin fun. Wish i could av fun like him :( Ur a genius!!!

[Enj01]

Thumbs up if you played an awesome game named Sequence and you cant get enough of this guys music!

[NunnelNursuries]

I've wondered for years who the voice at the beginning of the B.S. Report is. Search is over. Awesome! Great song!

[sevendst19]

@NunnelNursuries  I always thought the voice sounded like George W Bush talking.

[MrPaindogg]

#1 stunna - birdman & lil wayne...surely...?

[dagiffy]

Bill Simmons writes a comical sports column. That's the word from the man.

[kasuke21]

freaking amazing.

[TheBobtheboss]

Dude your awsome

[LocalProfitGeyser]

Im impressed and I love it! Subscribing now!

[LilRacerr]

What do u mean editing, it sounds perfect...

[johannhowitzer]

@LilRacerr Because Ronald doesn't make perfect.  He makes perfect edited to even better.

[Kevo1321]

This kid produces the dirtiest beats. R jenkees ur the man bra, real talk.

[NERDfuk]

Beats dope i wanba free syle to it.

[antivalente]

i dream if i was 10% as good as u r Ronald because u RULE

[SALESPRODUCTIONS]

I absolutely love all his music - and think he is insanely talented -

But -

I keep thinking he is going to say "Cubs win - Cubs win"

[Sutorius76]

The Grandson of the late great Harry Carey. Peace out.

[MAGICALCOWSKY]

I love how he defined "dirty"

[crookdimwit]

You rock, Ronald... 

[orb90orb90]

1:51 "Welcome to another addition of the B.S. Report with Bill Simmons. Another sunny day here in southern California."

[TheGoodfella70]

you've got some serious game in those fingers

[12theromel]

You're amazing

[ndesa]

How high is this guy?

[ndesa]

haha that was tyte boy!

[knt039]

This one is real thing!!

[gungasc]

no one cares who sent you dipshit.

[dangerDOOM321]

@gungasc Hey fuck you he is a great artist and a better person than you would ever be

[FormInMotion]

"Like a rusty steak knife.... cutting, through.... a... a well-aged steak!"

[enticingmuffin]

@FormInMotion thought he said snake the first time lol

[Dahby243]

Wow, I stumbled onto this totally by accident, but I'm glad I did.

[mellaLee21]

I thought it was Jewel's husband, and rodeo rider Ty Murray

[ashtonsamuel]

@bigkittysmile he's on youtube alot but he hasn't been posting Vids. Look at his activity

[bigkittysmile]

ronald! wake up! where are you? people are saying nasty things. but actually more folks miss u than say negative things. come on, make some new music vids and get back on the youtube scene.

[Perry9187]

best podcast introduction there is, and I listen to a lot of 'em. great work Ronald.

[BoyNamedTim]

you are a genius. and I mean that in every sense of the word. great stuff.

[thepizzazexperiment]

Champ Chong intro!

[Charlie19379]

I want to buy your cd's.

[smallstarshinesbrite]

It sounds like something that could be on OP!

[angelicone1]

been listening like 24/7.. new CD please!!!! your awesome

[petrybadger]

"its fun, i dont even care" lol awesome man. keep it up

[cwhott]

"What's up, this is Bill Simmons on the BS Report. It's a sunny day here in California..."

[lucasclay1]

thumbs up if you came here cuz of jorys mail vid

[Kelspir]

i cant believe i havent seen your videos until now... you're awesome

[andyzdbest123456789]

:o you're amazing

[andyzdbest123456789]

oh my god you're amazing

[andyzdbest123456789]

oh my god you're amazing

[DakineBrudda]

I love how Jenkees is gettin legs...Run brudda Run!

[chocoboasylum]

Nice :) It's good seeing talented people.

[Joee003]

Amazing song! Thanks Jory :)

[geoffreyfreak]

HAABISKAAAYYYY TUNE!

[sexiemochic14]

jory caron sent me :) sending you love from ny :)

[gilbert141997]

thumbs up if jory carron sent u

[mrzeldatroy16]

Sorry for calling you a fag my bad

[Jory]

@mrzeldatroy16 it's all good... if you don't like someone just stop watching... but how could you possibly hear his songs and not like them?

[mrzeldatroy16]

@Jory ur right i relistened to it again and it is quite good thank you for telling me off ok

[WeaselWJ]

@Jory HAAAA BISKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Jory Philip Caron. :) -=Ω≈ç√∫µ≤≥÷æ…¬˚∆˙©ƒ∂ßåœ∑®†¥øπ“­­‘«≠–ºª•¶§∞¢£™¡¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿ÆÚÒÔ­Ó­˝ÏÎÍÅŒ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»±—‚·°‡flfi›‹­€⁄­`

[giga0524]

This guy is cool yo :P lol, I like the beat

[OnyxLeo]

I want this guy to go back in time and DJ my sister's 16th birthday!

[mrzeldatroy16]

@Jory sorry jory that was bad of me

[oliverbarrera10]

"the sports guuy!" hahah too funny

great beat!!!

[oliverbarrera10]

"the sports guuy!" hahah too funny

[jdlund]

This dude is awesome.

[1225grl]

bought one of his cds. very cool.

[butts220able]

WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT EVERYBODY LIKES IT TUMDES UP IF U LIKE IT

[TheRobertMarshall]

That's awesome. I always knew that was your voice at the top of the Bill Simmons podcast, but I didn't know it was your beat too. Well done. "YEEAHHHHH!"

[psycuda]

The Law of Gus FB Group, Now with the NCAA Pool up. Look for it........

[lolvideowatch]

this BEAT GO HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!

[fatalassassin7]

great analogy.  nuff said. I felt the connection when I heard it heh

[cjack828]

I totally dig your analogy Ronald, you are incredible, thanks for doing what you do.

[Caroline5765]

Simmons has the honor, nice fit!

[jimmyassclown69]

GROW A GOATEE!

[mintyoreo]

Jenkees master of the beat!

[SamphireLover]

Maaan, dats DIIIIR TY!

THAT'S SOME X RATED FUNK RIGHT THERE!

HELL, I NEED A BATH AFTER THAT!

[TheDarryl50]

lol I always thought it was a George W. Bush impression. This is so much better though. This guy is like the epitome of awesome and I will now think of him every time I listen to the BS report.

[chrono6ix]

Simmons

[DjNoiseblaster]

Fruity Loops :)

[OdinsMonkey]

simmons

[con3593]

Man, Bill Simmons will be hard-pressed to follow this....

[Megamariosonicman]

this reminds me of nosia a group that does grim but pumping tracks

thats the kind of beat i like

[colew8g]

IRIE

[HawkDogz]

I wish, I WISH, i had an ounce of the musical swag that you have. Please keep doing more.

[goggles456]

This was the first song ive heard of yours about 2 years ago or so. This song was on a world of warcraft pvp video and after hearing this i had to find out who did it.

This is off the hook! ur best sound in my opinion, i wish you could make something like this lol.

You got mad talent man dont stop what you love doing!

[iLuvToggleMute]

great song awsome job

[ForrestAnthony1]

ho..ho...ho..ho...too..much..f­un

lol Great music, so catchy!

[dagi171717]

must be a popular dude

[dagi171717]

i never make it to the end of this video, always replaying it in the last 30 seconds!

[colew8g]

@dagi171717 IF you've been "replaying it" that must means you have watched it to the end. maybe if you've "skipped" to the last thirty one seconds, and watched and paused it at the 1 second mark.

[maztakeef420]

This is the juiciest well-aged steak I've ever had.

[sawyer77]

And now, now, now... Here's Bill Simmons!

Thank you everyone it's another sunny day here in Southern California

[Smokin420Toker]

Hella derty there Ron! Does sound like a rusty knife cuttin through some crap.

[TheGrimlok]

"Like a rusty steak knife cuttin through a well aged steak." Pretty much.

[DeXoDeD]

just have to say thanks to pandora radio and DI.fm for directing me to you Mr. Jenkees!!

[diplomats101]

whoa sick beat dude! nice job

[jayhawker010]

Jabaal Abdul-Simmons...

[SecondCityChamp]

Simmons! Nice beats bro, keep it up.

[madderthanever]

Too much fun indeed.

Keep it up, dude - this is rad!

[eggersb]

Wow....Love it. Nice to be able to put a face to the beats and into that I hear every time I listen to one of Bill Simmon's Podcasts. Keep up the good work.!

[massmissmoss]

Simmons!

[Slimjay34]

Fantasic!

[chrono6ix]

wow I had no idea where that beat/voice came from. nice.

simmons

[rs002]

wow, this is pretty sick. awesome, man.

[UKArmy08]

SIMMONS!

[knockerboland]

Simmons!!!

[vostin]

lol, I have been listening to this for years and had no idea what it is from. Simmons!

[Kahoutek1984]

Man, all this time listening to the BS Report, I thought it was some comedian doing a George W. Bush imitation

[MeowChef]

@Kahoutek1984 Before I knew who it was about a year or so ago, I also thought it was a Dubya impressionist.

[rs002]

@MeowChef yup, it sounds a lot like Dubya, i also thought about this. back when the BS Report first started, Dubya's also very famous.  whew, i thought i was the only one.

[kmp2111]

@Kahoutek1984 me too! i thought it was frank caliendo

[DanMan9887]

@Kahoutek1984

I thought the same thing! lol

[jeyjey34]

@Kahoutek1984 That's what I thought too!

[bfb8688]

@Kahoutek1984 lmao so damn true

[angelfunk12]

I never knew bubbles from Trailer Park Boys had this kind of talent...

He should open the Espy's!

[OdinsMonkey]

simmons

[wrobinson91]

SIMMONS!

[wolvesfann]

This is Ronald Jenkees? I wat picturing a cool lookin dudeer

[KillUAll5000]

Awesome... Simmons FTW!!!

[chrisxc]

i like this a lot nj dude and i love simmons

[jazheed13]

I am loving the military BCGs!!! Classic eyewear!

[TouchtheSky1]

wow this is awesome

[NYpunjabi1]

Simmons! haha I love this intro

[Medjai1979]

"too much fun"...ah man this has cleared alot of things up :)

[lshocket]

His song "Outer Space" is also good. Just put Ronald Jenkees and outer space in the search.

[lshocket]

I always thought it was a George Bush voice or something before I found this. To anyone seeing this, click the "Throwing Fire" video to the right, it's pretty good.

[jtpentecost]

I've always loved the BS Report intro music, and now that I know the origins of it, I love it even more. Great stuff!

[lihp114]

Rusty knife!

[sirdieselny]

simmons!



[derekhixon]

Roland you the man!

[mconvente]

SIMMONS!!! Thanks for answering my question! My life is now complete!

[Medjai1979]

@mconvente Thanks for asking it...I had wondered it myself, for some reason it always sounded like somebody doing a George Bush impersonation

[thedurkman]

Simmons!

[guitarnublet]

That has to be the coolest intro song ever.

[quickusfootus]

Such a good beat and an even better commentary!

[miracle18th]

R.J hell yeah !

[rcroxyosox1]

That beat's dirtier that a cup of sun tea brewed from the ganges river

[WTFisAuserFRCKINname]

Thisis dirtier than water from Africa

[FailedZerg]

good thing eminem and ronald jenkees havent made a song together yet! the world might blow up because of too much concentrated awesome in one place.

[MaykzHozeSkwurrt]

this is an Atlanta hip hop beat that sounds like classic Ludacris. Eminem never rapped to anything that sounded like this

[MaykzHozeSkwurrt]

amazing as always. please somebody get Ludacris to rap over this =p

[TheOthli]

@MaykzHozeSkwurrt

Or eminem for the best :D

[FloMonKish]

SHIIIIIIIIEEET!

[TheBIGWHEELS2]

Dude you are awesome

[Ipunch1st]

did any one else notice he has 69 vids XD

[dkjpump]

Dude! OMG ! You send me thru the roof dogg! Got to get home to practice!

[SynthGuy14]

oh yeah our hs closer! rocks! i play this on synth/piano

[SynthGuy14]

oh yeah our hs closer! rocks! i play this on synth/piano

[lytwielder]

This is filthier than three sweaty fat guys crunking in a dumpster...good work rj!

[Gstring25]

dude ur sick

[aerossz28]

Your sooo Gangster that being white and nerdy don't even matter. Tight Tight Jamz

[thisisannoying2]

Derty is by far one of my favorite songs. lol, geez, now that i've heard this i won't think of it w/o a hankering for steak.

[bbyeater123babe]

i fucking love this shit! ronald jenkees you are the man!

[ftgv1]

Dude! You are the man! F the haters! You are undoubtedly one of the best musicians on YouTube!

[djluc1d]

I'd buy Ronald a drink anytime. Keep up the great work!

[mikeziola01]

One

[MrRat1313]

If only people knew what really music is. they you would have more cds sold.

[DEADBEATS24]

CAN I RAP OVER THIS BEAT?

[leafBANG]

ron ron no disrepect but i honestly thought it was a retarded guy or a down syndrome dude on Simmons podcast opening. I would laff every time.

now that i see that u appear to be a regular dude, its even funnier. your voice is pretty comical, in a way like maybe you would kill as a stand-up comedian.

ur beats are ill tho!!!!!!!!

[csiebler]

omg that bass rhythm made me squeal.

[thetrindreturns]

@Blake223 the failure in modern music promotion is that if you aint sexy to look at you aint got a chance. Plus the state of most peoples comprehension of 'mainstream' music is that they would completely overlook his clearly godlike musical skills cause he didnt look great in his latest video. And as long as there are musicians out there that aint getting major league exposure like Ronald the state of music promotion will continue to make me very, very sad.

[c4lifornication]

holy shit... this is all kinds of great

[awakeskes88]

dude ur frickin awesome !! seriouslt clever tune, and love it on the intro to the podcast haha .. keep it up man !