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  • singer: why be jewish????

    me: WHY THE HEAVEN NOT!?!?!?!?

  • You should move to New York - first cousins can marry here, unlike most of the rest of the world. Someone once told me it was because the black hats have such a low gene pool they had the law changed. Does Medicaid have to pay for all the retards in Brooklyn and Rockland County? Just go to the Mall on Saturday after sundown, you'd think it was a -retard-in-wheelchair special. I guess the memo about NOT marrying your first cousin never made it to these citizens.

  • why be a jew?

    because we are a fucking great religion :)

    come to israel

  • Jews suck. long live Palestine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Haha!!! Made my day- I was looking for a Chanukah song and this came up! Great Job

  • JEWS ROCK!!!!good job!!!

  • Is that your real voice? Either way you pimp ass. xD

  • FUK U MOTHERFUCKING BASTERD JEWISH BASTERD, HOPE SOM1 BOMBS THAT HELLWHOLE ISRAEL (WHICH IS NOT THEIR LAND) U ALL STINGY BASTERDS IM GONA BURN THE SYNAGOGUE

  • I would not be jewish because I believe that Jesus Christ was God's son. Anyway.... no offence.

  • my name is Daniel Shlossman i dont have many friends its hard being a lonely jew. Add my on facebook :)

  • I'm a proud Jew. This made me laugh.

    peace!

  • im jewish.. lol

  • My wife is a russian jew and I am goyim but we pray nightly for israel..G-d will use you greatly..I admire your faith your resolve and your reasons..dont ever stop writing music..you have a powerful talent..shalom shabbat

  • Why not? In my case its because I dared to have my own ideas about whom I should marry. When I asked a rabbi for reasons why I shouldn't marry the woman I loved, all I got was juvenile rhetoric intended to make me feel guilty. That's "why the hell not" in my case.

  • When I hear about a Jew who wants to marry a non-Jew I wonder what about him drives him to make the foremost woman in his life someone who can't understand the things that are the most important to him? If you have any reason for feeling guilty, it's for exposing yourself to a love that can't be complete.

  • @robinegraham

    We will be celebrating our thirteenth anniversary later this year, and our marriage is as solid as ever. Clearly you have no idea about what it takes to make my life and my love complete. Perhaps you should reign in you arrogance.

  • jewz4eva

  • I just heard your song and think you are very talented. Keep up the good work. Shavouah Tov!

  • Very cute song.  Keep writing!

  • by the way, loved the song!

  • i love this song<3

  • I am not religious. I am a German. And I was some times on vacation in ISRAEL I hate Antisemitism, its stupid and I like jews. I think religions are a kind of myth, traditions, values and fairy-tales for to help people to decide between GOOD and the EVIL. Love another, understanding and respect is at most important in a human life. Everything is going then easier - in any case. Hugs and kisses to all nice warm and intelligent U-tubers (gay men preferred) .

    PETER in Stuttgart

  • You are still getting comments from 2+ years ago!

    This continues to be a HYSTERICAL song. Thanks again.

  • Christians protect yo jew asses or Al kaedi wouldve already destroyed Isreal,we protect yall as we should,but respect us for gods sake ima christian,we dominate 33% and growing in world.

  • Haha! Is they're were no christians the Jews would have been FAR better off. The persecution the Christians have caused the Jews over the years make them worse then even Hitler.

  • Well, you are right about one thing, we are definitely better off than we were in 1941.

  • Chrisitians protect us from Al Kaida? that statement is semi-true.. there are christian soldiers fighting al kaida, but there are also jews fighting them, as well as ppl who dont believe in religion. you msut not be very religious though, considreing you said ass

  • wicked song!! love it! Im not jewish either. The rythem and tune sound a wee bit irish.

  • If you wont be jewish, I'll still be jewish. So why the hell nawt?

  • im half jewish and half christen

  • Thanks for this original song. I liked it and I thought that you did a really good job with it. I passed it on to friends for them to see as well

  • A few people I noticed gave a thumbs down to this comment. I'm thinking they're mad because he's right. You may not like it but it's very very true. The Jews control it all.

  • They are not mad. They are thumbing down the person's lack of brains and originality. It would not be bad for the Jews if the Jews controlled it all.

    As for you, if the belief you hold is that "Jews control it all," as much ridiculous as it is to even waste the time to write down this type of a comment, it's even more ridiculous to occupy your mind with such thoughts, the time you could be using to pursue world domination, like they do!

    See, right this second, some Jew just got ahead of you!

  • P.S. I heard that some Jew even got a Nobel Prize... Another brick firmly laid in the Zionist plot of world domination.

  • "some" Jew? Many Jews have won a Nobel Prize.

  • strange you haven't figured out i was being facetious

  • Not really- you can't hear tone of voice over the internet. Sarcasm is usually misunderstood.

  • when you read books, it's the same effect, no one is reading out loud for you. when people use phrases like, "I heard" and "some" and "even," and when they exaggerate, it smells like sarcasm... :)

  • u need to shut up being jewish is amazing  u can be jewish and do all the things u said its the part of being jewish WUTS THE POINT OF BEING CHRISTIAN JESUS IS NOT THE MESAYA SO SHUT THE F*** UP

  • I'm Jewish and I don't control the media. I work in an office.

  • @aboylikedave The Office of Media Control!

    But yeah dude me too. I work at grocery store.

  • Censor? dun think so.. I'm pretty sure that if jews "controlled" the media they would get in alot of trouble for racial discrimination, not hiring non-jews, so why dont you stfu.. i am happy i am jewish, and when I hear ppl at school saying "oh he jewed me" or "what a jew" i tell them to shut up, I am jewish,

  • r u a jew???

  • yeah he is

  • I LOVE BEING JEWISH!! YOU ARE AWESOME!

  • Haha nice..

    Im jewish too

  • Excellent. Thank you.

  • You are Not a Dork, You are Hot!

  • hey you were they guy on disband and you decided to go solo and they still didnt like you

  • Ya, cars do rule! Too bad for you there are 11 other people who already thought that

  • if ur reading this and bored z

  • JOO KR3W

  • that was great :]

    good job ooh and happy almost rosh hashana !!

    woohoo go jews :D

  • this is great. not bad man.

  • Love itttt. xD

    I'm Jewish so...

  • cool, we should get drunk off manishevitz some time

  • Hahaha, totally. ;)

  • can i join too?

    i'm jewish too haha xD

  • HELLZ YEAH JEWS ROCK!!!!

  • ha, well I'll take that as a compliment on the song, as opposed to my religion, which I appreciate that you like as well.

  • Nice song jewboy :D.

    Just kidding, its sucks and every jew would be ashamed to hear it.

  • I'm going to assume when you said, Just kidding, you were referring to the second sentence, making the first part true. I will then block your account assuming that all that needs to be said has been said

  • wrong.

    this is good.

  • lots of non jewish people are circumcised also

  • jewish arent loud to eat pork

  • are not allowed

  • i love the song even though i am not jewish lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WITH RELIGON its not worth fighting over seriously!!!!! every has their own beliefs

  • Ha, well thanks

  • yup

  • PEACE FROM ISRAEL !

  • Thaaanks!

  • Nice a lot brother! ^^

    good jub

    by the way i'm Jewish :)

  • gimp

  • gimp

  • wicked song!! love it! Im not jewish either. The rythem and tune sound a wee bit irish.

  • I love eating balls... made of matzah. Nice song.

  • you sound like the dork

  • bu-uuuuurn

  • Jesus fulfilled the Law and the Prophets.

    He lived the perfect life, and atoned for the sins of man.

    If you just read the Gospel according to Mathew, Luke, Mark, or John you'll see the messiah has come. (Although I recommend reading John after atleast one of the others) The way they are placed in the Bible is perfect. Or read the Book of Acts.

    peace!

  • I think we're going to have to agree to disagree friend.

    Also, I accidentally deleted your comment on my other video! (sorry).

  • I'm atheist so I really don't really mind who has what religion. But I don't like it when (usually christians) quote things from the bible and just leave it at that. You made a song, it has a good rhythm and I enjoyed it, so I don't see why other people can't. Keep up the good videos.

  • I wish convert to Judaism just cause I love their culture.

    but it's kind of hard.

  • ya, it's hard i know. You can convert to reform, that's probably easy

  • hum... I never thought about convert to reform... I will ask to the center of jewish culture information about reform synagogues in my area, but I know they're more common in North America and in the United Kingdom than in my country.

    BTW your videos are a quite nice!

    thanks for the tip!

  • It's hard to be Jewish even if you are born into it, well, depending on where you live.

  • no doubt about it !

  • Shhhhh!!!! That's supposed to be a secret!

  • Is it hard to type with your head so far up your butt?

  • that last comment was to the productors..

  • Without Jew, there will be no western civilization. There will be no Superpower America, especially its strong economy. American should thank to Jews.

    Without Chinese, there will be no eastern civilization.

    Jews are the backbone or engine in this world. They had pioneered many things & give direction to us all. Name a few -> computer, nuclear...

    Look at the two superpower countries in this world, both are run by Jews & Chinese.

    Show some respect to the high intelligent race!!

  • wats the showa? i no i spelled it rong but wat is it?

  • Hebrew word for the Holocaust

  • Which one is the smartest homosapien on earth?

    Jewish or Chinese?

    Be honest with me.

    Jewish & Chinese have similar past/history. We both are business geniuses, strong academic performance, had suffered greatly from foreign invasion & execution, and have been vastly massacred before.

    I hope all the jewish & chinese in the world can become good friends together.

  • You're quoting specific opinions of certain philosophers. It's not the bible. None of those passages are actually in the bible. In the bible it says "Though shalt not steal," without any pre requisites. It also says you should follow the laws of whatever country you're in, IE don't steal. Also, I never claimed Judaism was perfect, and I challenge youto find a single Jew in the world who currently follows the abovementioned rabinical interpretation.

  • hey, hey, hold it there, i don't know where u'v learned your Mishna, but Kannaime are NOT just 'non-Jews', they r a specific Kat from the past, so plz don't mess up thing just like that.

    besides u r not telling the whole thing and more to that im sure the Gemara sais all the conditions for that matter

    what r u exactly? and what the hell was your point in saying that?

  • jews are rats

  • actually, we're descendants of mongoose, not rats. Commonly misheld belief.

  • What a wonderful song! I'll cheer for your team, even if I'm not a player!

  • Thanks Bmaster

  • jesus was jewish and mary was jewish so i wouldn't be talkin

  • you should not allow comments on this video every stupidass racist antisemetic bastard is making hurtful comments to us.

  • meh, it's better to have an enemy that you know than an enemy that you don't. According to your logic, we should never write the word Jew on the internet.

  • dont care wat ne of u think but i like it even tho im not jewish, i got many jew friends and dey awseome

  • I'm so glad I'm not a jew.

  • I'm glad your not a jew.

  • I'm glad you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

  • GO ZIONISTS! WOOTWOOT!

  • your voice is retarded, like you sucked in some helium or something...

  • If your not jewish ou are being racist, but you really are only talking about ortodox jews...btw im jewish!

  • my jew song is sicker - the first verse is "I started St. Patty's with booze o'plenty / I started St. Patty's with plentya booze / I got my pa's rifle and headed to Brooklyn / headed to Brookyln for to hunt Jews"

  • Shutup goin on like you get it bad Jews rule the world you prick. So this is bollox

  • mate you're so fruity

  • clever

  • very cute song,i enjoyed it even though im not jewish but w/e!!!

  • are you orthodox

  • Sorry, I meant *too* low (and not "two". I guess I was tired or something..).

  • Very nice piece. I think the Key that you chose is two low for your voice though..

    Anyway, very effective song all the way. I loved it. It makes me think of a song-in-response, something which would be called like: "Why Be Jewish and Sing In English In America??".

    I know it may not be the answer you're looking for, but it's a start, ;-) and eventually it can lead you to a brighter view of your present existence. :)

  • your voice is effin wacky

  • Cute song, a bit too wordy though. Needs a bit of editing but a very nice effort! Keep up the good work, I especially like the last couple of lines.

  • Thanks!

  • wow guy under me has sand in his vagina viva la isreal =] awsome song

  • hit puberty

  • wtf is on your chin?

  • Hahahaha, your voice xD

  • well done. very original. highest compliments from a fellow jew

  • ur voice is funny

  • you are my GOD

  • Thanks!

  • LOL NO SARAH G.

    Oh jeez.

    Funny stuff.

  • Hey there, cool video and lyrics.

  • Thank You!

  • I think you should re-record this one.

    I like it, but the sound of your voice changed alot. =)

  • hmmm... some rather interesting lyrics here

  • If that was a compliement than thank you

  • yes it was!

  • Lovely songs! God bless Israel.

  • Thanks!

  • lol nice song

  • thanks!

  • Excellent song, you are talented. Blessings!

    Hillel says,

    "If I am not for myself, who will be for me? But if I am only for myself, who am I?

    If not now, when?"

    Ethics of the Fathers, 1:14

  • I am a part of the children of Israel and the whole world thinks that I'm a dork, because you are??!>!>!>!?!>?!?!>!>>!?!

  • Wow, I am very impressed! you are so witty!

  • You have a lovely voice - very enjoyable!

    xoxoxo

  • love the song! great lyrics!

  • nice lyrics man they speak to me

  • good song, did u write it urself?

  • Yep!  Thanks!

  • i get the nice message and whatever, but i was stunned when i first heard your voice dude, i dont mean it in a good way, i had to check the vid twice to make sure you werent either a girl or 9 years old

  • Actually, I am a 9 year old girl!  Very Astute!

  • I love you

  • zits-gay-bad voice-again this guy is a gay jew.

  • If I was gay, Id have more fans on Youtube

  • I think this rocks! You make the point that I have been trying to make to people most of my life! Good job!

  • As a contribution towards better Humanity, I decided to make an educational video on Kosher & Halal (the link doesn't work, just search for Live2Eat2Live and then look for "The Holy Scam - Kosher & Halal").

    I consider Kosher & Halal Anti-Humanity!

  • Good song, nice lyrics, great Hebrew and Yiddish incorporation, but not so hot on the message; you don't be Jewish for the hell of it, you do it cause you believe in the teachings and values and lessons you can learn and practice in life.

  • That is a good counter point... You should make a song and post it as a response!

  • Part 1 Cool song, except your ultimate argument is "because of my parents". If your parents were Amish then you would probably be "amishing" away right now.

    Your parents dont "own" you. You are your own man. Dont let them dictate your life.

  • Yeah, but you're christian or jewish or muslim or w.e. likley cause u were born/married into it too!!

  • Part 2 Sure, you owe them respect, but they should respect you and your personal freedoms aswell. Go out Fridays, try some pork, pork that girl you love and forget the senseless restrictions. Whatever you want, as long you dont hurt anyone, it's all good. And you belong to the team of mankind, so go cheer for it by being free!

  • Why go out on friday? why eat pork? to rebel? to spite your religion? don't think so! do what you think is RIGHT. if you want to respect your culture and traditions and the values they teach, follow those mitzvahs! don't rebel for the heck of it.

  • Why? Because pork is tasty? What is the value of not eating pork anyway? But if you like following mythzvahs (yes MYTHzvahs), thats is ok too. Just keep in mind that we are all on the same team: human kind. No nation is lesser or better than any other. You owe a particular culture nothing...