OMFG - Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Part 31: Room 404

[TheTrueJarg]

"Oh, ah shawt a kompuuter! Ahm sorree teknologee!"

[ViceroyXRick]

PSI CON

Founder: Jesse Cox

[Matthmatt1213]

You know video games have ruined society when you go into a janitor's closet and are surprised when there isn't any treasure.

[2001cats]

NOt a site. Cope/paste hppt://mtlWiki/web/design/appr­oval/legicon.?origurl=%2Ftwiki­%3Fbin%5Fview%2FHG3

[RenegadeGam3r]

wait, PKANE? Patrick Kane anyone?

[RenegadeGam3r]

Go Penguins Beeyotch!

[TheSandyNub]

Room 404 i lold

[larch7811]

he finally got typhon!

[MrGufai]

Canada

Fuck Yea...

[nemesisnick66]

i now feel stupider for watching this

[shadow6553]

404: Room not found

[Rykemasters]

Good god, Jesse is terrible with a pistol. Consider my butt clenched.

[fgnire]

If you get a headshot with an upgraded pistol it's a oneshot Jesse!

[TillWeDieCRO]

I love Jesse's imitation of Pritchard. I can't stop laughing xD

[gDOMrule]

:P who else noticed this in the email

[anextremeemo]

enemy: why is this guy running at us yelling 7?

[Jarwycorr]

"Coffee, Starbucks, still warm, purchased 3 hours ago." What the hell kind of coffee stays warm that long in a paper cup? I want that.

[THEMrFill]

I love the way Jesse says "so much to loot here" and then runs straight past several sets of drawers that he's not looked in...

[brenjunior]

you dont really need the combat rifle anymore...

*clenching butthole

[67fofo]

I don't understand Belltower and the other "companies" are terrorists or what?

[Makool]

@67fofo they fight terrorism. But what Eliza cassan and belltower call terrorism is in fact freedom fighters (most of them). So belltoer are the reall opressors and evil sobs. basically.

[irgyn]

french guy's complaining about somebody taking his chair and changing all the settings, leaving him to set it back, which takes 30 minutes xD

[Masterpown]

lol on the map it says "enter jensen" :P

[MrYabadabadu59]

i think you should make mount and blade warband videos

[Kyderbybeast]

go penguins!?!? jesse i am dissapoint

[blazinbec]

when you pressed 7 you drank the wine lololol

[TiiaSan]

Oh my God, he finally picked up Typhoon! :D Good job, Jesse!

[symian125]

I butt clenched when he didn't loot all the drawers! XD

[RagingSandvich]

I'm sorry jesse, but for the first time i had to skip you looking through every single cumputer and shelf in that room...

[RagingSandvich]

Purchased 3 hours ago, still warm????

wtf xD

[Stalker666pl]

you fail at life

[trollelil]

@Stalker666pl YOU did fail at life

[Keblitzer1998]

404-Eliza not found

[tinkyourdead]

your french is sooo great :D a great laughing I had here xD merci! (I'm from quebec :)

[Mariose123]

I knew Jesse will have hard time using Typhoon...dunno where he got "7"as command from tho :).But if it was at least on normal difficulty he would get ass kicked so hard.

[1UPwrangler]

I butt-clenched so bad when Jesse spent all 5 praxis and didn't get the punch through walls upgrade.

[thehowtwocrew]

YOU MISSED THE GRATE! 7:25

[Zyroes]

I typed in the web address and got a message saying my web browser couldn't open it. Immediately after that my phone rang, and when I answered it no one was there. O.O

[ALLGAM3R]

she talks like zoolander

[SirTotallyAwesome]

btw: Your pistol laser sight is totally useless if you don't AIM FOR THE HEAD.

[SirTotallyAwesome]

Jesse has an amazing Pritchard impression.

[AnAzsproduction]

i laughed so hard when he was talking about every1 spilling/ spitting there coffe :3

[YepX]

BOOM Headshot in Jesse's Face!

[ddscott10]

CODE BLUE-Badass-lad-unauthorised-e­vacuate

[Charmideful]

Worst fake french of the LP scene, that's quite an achievement :D

[TheAsmodi]

Go Red Wings

[ccfreakMetal]

404, room not found!

[ad1170]

12:26

the guy who sent that email was called jesse.

Nice to know your one of the liberal gamers out there.

[Zogtee]

A fully upgraded revolver is godly. I wish I had spent my upgrades on the revolver instead of the 9mm.

[onizukademongto]

@Zogtee yeah! i did it! i don't care about hacking, with the revolver, i just blow them open! :D

[RaioShii2021]

Jesse, Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

[lapugenero]

That french sounds like japanese.

[MrFlarespawn]

Jesse supports Penguins! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YES!!!

[Keenythemaster595]

I hate chain comments but this subject needs one. Basically there trying to take away our internet! And This stupid act is called S. O. P. A. Stop Online Piracy Act. What it does is take away our favorite Youtubers, like OMFGcata here, or Total Biscuit, Husky, Tobuscus, and others. If you want to stop this from happening then go to my channel. And I promise this isn't just to get views. We seriously need to try and stop this. FAST! Please thumbs up so that people who don't know, know now.

[ArmourInnovation]

@OMFGcata lol, The 'augged up floozy' email was sent by a guy called Jesse. Check it at 12:24.

[onlyhuman26]

Shoulda saved some of ur praxis I didn't see if u have to foot upgrade that allows u you step in electrical currents helpful in the up coming boss fight

[62623576]

I love how instead of activating his typhoon, 7 actually made him drink his wine

He just gets up and instead of killing the guys next to him, he just gets drunk 

[ZheTecXero]

Coffee still warm after 3 hours? That's awesome!

[kecke93]

7 7 7 7 7 7!!!! ouh! F2.....

[dendrel2]

7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 !!!!! rofl!!!

[sephirothclone712]

ITS A TRAP!

[Wolfman6999]

Who called Eliza being a computer program? They foreshadow it from the moment that you enter the building, about how she's still on the air, how none of the workers have ever seen her in person, etc.

[fireballburrito]

i do believe that Code Blue means that they've run out of Viagra in the Storage Compartment.

[fireballburrito]

goddammit, everyone's scaring me about SOPA. Our government wouldnt be that stupid, would they? i mean there must be at least a million signatures against it. please government, dont take away our internet freedom. please dont. it would be like the Grinch taking away Christmas and not giving it back.

[FuzzyNinjaful]

@fireballburrito What are you saying? Government being stupid, I've never heard of such an outlandish statement.

[klauspark]

Beastie Boys reference less than half a minute in?

[paigemichal]

Sopa will not effect websites that take action to prevent copyrighted matireal. Youtube takes action to prevent copyrighted matireal from showing up. Youtube may be in a little danger, but truthfully sopa, according to the goverment, will not effect major websites like youtube and facebook. And of course, if it does, well. . . We can always overthrow the goverment.

[45960005]

Awesome episode! Sneaking, Q'ing, silenced pistol killing, grenading! Definitely the highlight of the series.

[Coldplay319]

There's no way in hell that this bill will get passed supreme court will shoot it down everytime because it violates the the 1st ammendment

[kenshin1706]

prichard voice lol

[Bonez9990]

"Do you hear footsteps?"

*guy turns around*

Jesse: No.. JUST Q IN YO FACE!!!

[Mccoins]

After hearing 3:53 I am convinced you would make an amazing host for the Onion News Network.

[LordBaficoUponHill]

LMAO!!! Starbucks .... Nom Nom Nom..... caramel machiatio..... Nom Nom Nom.... bought 3 hours ago.... Nom Nom Nom.... still warm

Yeeaaahhhh

[fuckthehack3]

MTL FTW (montréal btw)

[MinecraftJimbo]

My butt was clenched so hard until he talked about the vent upstairs at 16:45

[tickarvicvic]

That third nipple would have been helpfull :/

[TheReallydontcare]

No, I take it back it's the amount of ammo.

[TheReallydontcare]

I guess he works it out but-

IT'S F7 JESSE YOU DERP, IF IT WAS 7 THEN WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A 7 ON YOUR HOTBAR.

[TheReallydontcare]

@TheReallydontcare NO THAT'S HOW MUCH AMMO YOU HAVE HURR HURR.

[charzard0105]

You may be one of the sexiest gamers I know but you certainty aren't the smartest

[Silinrun]

Jesse enjoys grenades so much, he never uses them. He wants to keep them with him at all times.

[charzard0105]

You missed a grate

[spanishax]

I tried the U.R.L.; it didn't work. :(

[thecommenter87]

jesse macdougal lawl

[Travelvids1001]

JF kenny?!??!?! JFK REFRENCE!!!

[TheElitestJerk]

'Why does 7 not work?' for some reason, the only thought in my mind was 'because 7 8 9'

[sammimccraft7]

Jesse use the gas grenade they don't have gas masks they do down faster than yo mom

lol jk

[Midou86]

What the hell is Seven?

[freddanster]

"Ok, this is the best room ever in any building ever."

[Thomas0071998x]

@00:18 a.k.a shenanigans

[Pinky2950]

"and hopefully evolves into some kind of decent FPS player"

I don't think so :D

[B155991]

does everyone know about the huge steam sale going on now and if so is steam crapping on anyone else or is it just me

[pivotpuncher]

Prichard voice is the best

[funkid220]

Purchased 3 hours ago, AND still warm. Damn that's good coffe.

[rythter]

you waaaaasssssssssteeeeeeed your praxis



[baconbit50]

@rythter It's his choice so to him he didn't waste it.

[MysteriousWorms]

Hey Jesse you remember that "useless" typhoon ammo... yeah

[FieryShaverdian]

In this episode: Jesse still sucks at video games and the butt clenching continues.

[TheJusttrollin]

@OMFGcata on your deus ex 7 is the number of typhoon ammo you have press F4 to activate it

[rythter]

please hack the red things, trust me

[OmegaArbinator]

URL= FUAAAAAAAAAA

[grimwest1222]

Bless you!

[TheVideoMenace1]

7 is the ammo >_< Clenching to death!

[SuperNicoli12345]

hppt://mtlWiki/Web?Design?Appr­oval?Lexicon.?origurl=%2Ftwiki­%3Fbin%5Fview%2FHG3

[chi0s1]

god dammit jesse loot it alllllllll i butt clenched so hard i put a hole in my jeans

[Edgewalker001]

I wonder how long it will take before Jesse realizes the Typhoon requires ammo... XD

[Edgewalker001]

@Edgewalker001 Oh, only half a minute... =p

[capthavic]

Jesse you are a nice guy but sometimes your incompetence is amazing :P

[Cortlen1211]

404-Cassan Not found.

[Trenan0823]

That jar restores 3 energy. The maintenance room you entered after the start is an alternate way to get to that area you hacked into, though you need the Praxis skill which lets you break down walls. Finally, if you hold down q when going in for a take down, you'll perform a fatal take down instead of the non-lethal you've been doing.

[Edgewalker001]

The first game had Bob Page, who is also in this game as it's a prequel, and this game has Eliza Cassan. Did they make intentional references to biomedical assay tests or is it just me?

(Yes I know she spells it with a Z but it's still obvious)

[JustinCaseZero]

To all of you who like watching Jesse play Deus Ex, Skyrim or any other game on YouTube...

You need to know that congress is about to pass the 'Stop Online Piracy Act' or short 'SOPA' this wednesday 21th. This bill will effectually set up a China-like censorship system in the U.S.

If you love Youtube and the freedom on the internet as it is I urge you to inform yourself about SOPA and take action against it. PLEASE.

[baconbit50]

@JustinCaseZero Ya and i've seen the bill and they already contradict themselves within the first 6 words. congress can seriously go eat a fat one so can obama if he is allowing it I hope this country burns to the ground seeing as how our gov't is turning into a bunch of commies.

[imaginger123]

@JustinCaseZero I can tell you are goin to get alot of replys saying "HAHA FUCK YOU US I LIVE IN ______!!!" But im smart enough to know that this will affect everyone who pople are subscribed to that live in the U.S. like jesse, Seananners, Tobuscus, Woody, Wings, and almost 60% of the other people you are subscrbed to.

[thecommenter87]

@JustinCaseZero i hate yet to see proof they will actually pass it

[spanishax]

@thecommenter87 Then you are blind, and a government check has been sent to your place of residence.

[thecommenter87]

@JustinCaseZero and if they do it is their choice if they think it will stop piracy (which it wont) we cant change it

[XboxVampireCreed]

@JustinCaseZero Don't forget the backup plan to kill the internet, the Protect IP Adress bill, or "PiPa".

[GrandDracolich]

@XboxVampireCreed "Preventing Real Online Threats to Economic Creativity and Theft of Intellectual Property Act." Intellectual Property, not Internet Protocol Address. =P

[RedCaboose7]

@JustinCaseZero like what action? maybe if ur just gonna "inform" us of something without providing actions for us to take you should just not type it in?

[dogsnamedjoe]

@JustinCaseZero ok dude we wouldve heard something about this on the news and im guessing you weren't here for the last time this happened where a bunch of random idiots rambled on about how there was an act about to be passed to stop americans from watching youtube and since that didnt pass i seriously doubt this will pass....get your truths and your propaganda sorted out. there is virtually NO WAY this will be passed and if it does ill personally kick congress in the ass

[MegaTom1423]

@dogsnamedjoe Ha, that attitude got the patriot act passed, that is a major violation of U.S. rights. Stop it before it passes, here is more info on the matter.

watch?v=JhwuXNv8fJM

[Edohiguma]

@MegaTom1423 Ever read the PA? Heck, even SOPA is harmless compared to the shit going down in the EU. Freedom if speech is dead there. Say your opinion and if it doesn't fit into the PC bullshit there, you end up on trial. And some EU countries are considering far worse measures than SOPA, including outright restricting access to the web in order to "fight crime and terrorism" and "protect the children".

[Mordraiv]

@Edohiguma SOPA would effectively shut down Youtube, facebook, (insert public information sharing site here) for good. Restricting access to web isnt much when there wouldnt be anything to access.

[onewhosepic]

@JustinCaseZero They are attempting to make several bills as such, all of them turned down by people or the president. It is important to inform ourselves and fight against such things, but there is no need to worry. Obama said if anything like this (especially if strict) will be stopped as quick as possible. I know, I was very scared when I first heard of this also.

[Skylordnugget]

jessie montreal is by he canadian american border

[killaXrabbit]

room 404 - target not found.

[ZZedera]

lol there was jfk and jessie didnt see

[zagor688]

it's 7 charges! YOU FOOL! :)

[powert113]

Jessie I know its not the time to say this but can you please

DO Saints Row 3 with trish I promise you'll like it

[Flip15K]

except for the website being hppt: it might be real.

[WriterOfMadness]

How did he not notice that the man who wrote 'Augd upp flanzy' was named Jesse xD

[BaronVonHoovy]

hppt://

?

Don't think that's an actual website...

[OutdatedGamer]

You missed a vent at 7:40 MY BUTTHOLE!!

[ginger4life0000]

19:50 oh

[ginger4life0000]

7:23 ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) Y U NO GO INTO GRATE

[redred623]

helipad,heliport,heli something you forgot the helievator

[crankeskind]

21:40 ITS A TRAP!

[LordZakat]

Chuck Norris is a Hunter... Butta Chuck Norris does not hunt...

[DrasarSalman]

@LordZakat I thought he was an actor.

[TheWessywes]

Did anyone put in the website at 11:46 ?

[mogadish83]

Jesse!!!!!

Punch through walls! you missed a lot stuff already...

[0Tanaka0]

12:25 Notice how the person who sent that email is called Jesse :D

[Sh1v3rZone]

Cyber boost refills depleted energy cells, 3 of them off the top of my head.

[dawatchng]

Please get hack turrets and robots!!! It makes for some hilarous mayhem!!!

[GamerChickSER]

Room 404: Eliza cannot be found.

And she turns out to be a hologram. I bet she was all along.

[gsdfczx]

Jesse is almost halfway through this game.

[avraam152]

Beers Wines & Vodkas give u small amounts of HP

[avraam152]

Also u might want to aug ur aiming and recoil reduction

[Kasotomic]

What do English kids call @ ?

[s694019001]

ahh, viewer 6,999. we have been expecting you.

[MrZeps]

@s694019001 get a life

[s694019001]

@MrZeps im sorry that im having fun XD

[MrZeps]

@s694019001 thousands of people spamming comments on what number has youtube stopped counting views.... isn't fun

[s694019001]

@MrZeps your point? free world. and isnt 'fun' an objective thing, not subjective? it doesnt really matter in the world, life is so fleeting that it's nice to be able to take joy in something small isnt it :)

[Breakingsvenljunga]

Beastle boys reference :D

[GarlandJE]

bastard never even picked up the sniper rfle.

[lassefan]

Hello hello there, ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome back, it's time for Deus Ex again!

Augment-face!

[crazyfighter13]

jesse 7 is how much ammo you have on it.

[Swordkirby9999]

Jesse, 7 did work! Didn't you notice how the enemies were knocked back a bit and stopped shooting at you for a few seconds? I guess at your level, it stuns and not kills.

[Vicioussama]

OHHH MY BUTT WHY IS JESSE SO BAD!!!

:P

Misses so many drawers and doesn't use his beer to up his health or anything fun. Hah.