@jackhig12 I'm part Irish myself. There are Dillons in my family history. No insult was intended. They're just stories. Read the next comment below yours. Not everybody gets insulted, especially when no insult was intended. You don't like it, too bad! As for the rest of your comment - FUCK YOU!
@shteamroller Actually, I have been on the stage. Apparently you don't like my accent. You are certainly entitled not to. Having seen your remark, I guess I'll have to go on with the tattered remains of my self-esteem. ::Sigh!::
I am Irish and do not find these joke offensive! As a matter of fact they are quite funny!! Your accent is pretty good for a yank lol!!! Most Americans make a complete mess of it,like Tom Cruise did in Far and away.
What is the deal with everyone screaming racism now ? Was on an evolutionary video earlier where someone stated that evolution was racist. When man " sapien " first came to be, his skin tone was dark in nature, so scientists claim or theorize. Some need to look in a dictionary.
Largo sounds like your puttin that accent on a bit, lol, were bouts in the free state are you from, south armagh myself, its a good job your tellin shit jokes, so we can keep all the good ones for ourselves, later mo chara.
If you think there was anything racist about that last joke, I'm afraid you need to look up the word racist. You don't understand what it means. First of all, the Irish are not a race, they could be called an ethnic group (to which I belong, at least in part). It was more of a Catholic joke than anything else, and race had absolutely noting to do with it.
lol, funny jokes, i don't know why people gave you slack and called you racist lol. I'm 100% Irish born and bred and don't find any of them offensive, that's what makes us Irish such nice people, we're never offended and just laugh everything off.
One possible explanation for that is a lot of people are very, very stupid.
These jokes are pretty mild, but the problem is that people most likely didn't understand the jokes, or they can't muster the intelligence to offer constructive criticism.
And thus goes the progression of society. If you can't sum up your thoughts in one poorly constructed sentence, why bother think it at all?
Thanks for the comment. As to the accent, it passes in the US because most of us only heard Irish accents from actors like Barry Fitzgerald. As to my ability with a joke, your subjective judgement is as good as anyone's, but you're in the minority. As for my being fat. Any moron can see that, and it takes an insensitive jerk of a moron to remark on it.
Well, I have a wee bit o' the Irish blood in me veins. There are Dillons in me mother's background. I like to reenforce it with a bit o' Bushmill's from time to time.
If we cant laugh at our self then we cant laugh at any one. Im Irish, I drink but am not a drunk. Sterotyps can be funny as long as not used with hate, and are all in good fun.
A Brit, a Yankie, and an Irish man all walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender sets down three beers.n It just so happens a fly lands in each beer and becomes stuck. The Brit demands a new beer... The Yankie flicks out the fly and takes a drink... The Irish men grabs the fly and yells SPIT IT OUT!!!
it hard to sell the idea that ireland is not country of drunks when there national sport is a basically 30 guys running around swinging baseball bats at each other.
I'm polish so hit me with any polish joke I can think worse polish short comings
i suppose that you mean hurls, for the sport known as hurling (iománaíocht)?
and we're not drunks dipshit.
and actually the irish spit the atom, invented the submarine, invented the steam turbine, found the relation between gas, pressure and volume, invented the induction coil, and many more.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into abar, sit down and order a pint of Guinness each. Just as the bartender puts the pints down in front of the men a fly lands in the thick heads of each beer. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes his pint away. The Scotsman delicately grabs the fly out of his beer, sets it on a napkin, and commences to drink. The Irishman delicately grabs the fly out of his beer and yells "Spit it out! Spit it out you bastard!!!"
I didn't know having an accent was a requirement for being Irish...but anyways this fella sounds like an American of Irish extraction trying to do an Irish accent. Reminds me of all the people I went to school with in the UK who put on thick Cork accents as soon as an relative from Ireland visited hehe.
Happy St Patricks day, you made me laugh, you've got a fantastic accent, i think you need to do something about your deliveries, get the milkman to come earlier. By the way largo there might be a message for you in my next video! How do you confuse an idiot? Five Two One Three.
Hey my dear friend, thank you very much for the greeting buddy, ireland is a fantastic country buddy, i'm half irish and me and my family had a great party for st patrick's day, also with this video you made the day even better, you take care friend, and god bless!!
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"...... QUENTIN CRISP:
Ah... that's as good as your pirate voice. Do you know what the nice thing is about having a b-day on St. Paddy's? TWO reasons to drink on the same day!
That was real false irish accent
Cumbriahandyman 1 month ago
@Cumbriahandyman Sorry you don't like it.
Largo64 1 month ago
im irish and their not funny u fat cunt !
jackhig12 9 months ago
@jackhig12 I'm part Irish myself. There are Dillons in my family history. No insult was intended. They're just stories. Read the next comment below yours. Not everybody gets insulted, especially when no insult was intended. You don't like it, too bad! As for the rest of your comment - FUCK YOU!
Largo64 9 months ago
mmmmm.....I dont think you are ready for the stage yet.....give up the jokes,
shteamroller 1 year ago
@shteamroller Actually, I have been on the stage. Apparently you don't like my accent. You are certainly entitled not to. Having seen your remark, I guess I'll have to go on with the tattered remains of my self-esteem. ::Sigh!::
Largo64 1 year ago
I am Irish and do not find these joke offensive! As a matter of fact they are quite funny!! Your accent is pretty good for a yank lol!!! Most Americans make a complete mess of it,like Tom Cruise did in Far and away.
blyid1 1 year ago
irishman, englishman and scotsman have gone hunting. englishman goes first, and comes back an hour later with a 2 deer.
Scot: How did you do that?
Eng: just follow the tracks and you will find the deer.
So scotsman goes next and an hour later comes back with 2 deer.
Iri: How did you do that?
Scot: just follow the tracks and you will find the deer.
So irishman goes off and comes back 5 hours later, bleeding and injured.
Eng: what happened?
Iri: Followed the tracks, got hit by a train.
LifeChangeNow 1 year ago
how you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an altar boy!
barmybear 1 year ago
i got a boner from watch this
BoatBomber 1 year ago
What is the deal with everyone screaming racism now ? Was on an evolutionary video earlier where someone stated that evolution was racist. When man " sapien " first came to be, his skin tone was dark in nature, so scientists claim or theorize. Some need to look in a dictionary.
strikenetter 1 year ago
Funny!
2stringguitar 1 year ago
Happy St. Paddy's day! I'm glad ya decided to get drunk before ya told the jokes! Thanks! God bless!
88niko88 1 year ago
@paramoreWorshipper, those name are true, just your to young to know em,
Yoshie2256 1 year ago
Mister Fart...Farley...LOL!
choirboyfromhell1 2 years ago
what part of ireland was yer ma from?? i think everyone wants to know..do you remember
batterybuster 2 years ago
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blyid1 2 years ago
Largo sounds like your puttin that accent on a bit, lol, were bouts in the free state are you from, south armagh myself, its a good job your tellin shit jokes, so we can keep all the good ones for ourselves, later mo chara.
barmybear 2 years ago
@barmybear completely what a cac accent P:
Sheeenzz 2 years ago
I like those jokes. I think they are funny.
Well the last one could be considered as racist but it's still funny and dresses the joke quite well. It just fits.
People shouldn't offend others because they don't understand or dislike the things others say. It's stupid and rude.
Your accent sounds very lovely by the way =D
dizrupted 2 years ago
If you think there was anything racist about that last joke, I'm afraid you need to look up the word racist. You don't understand what it means. First of all, the Irish are not a race, they could be called an ethnic group (to which I belong, at least in part). It was more of a Catholic joke than anything else, and race had absolutely noting to do with it.
Largo64 2 years ago
@Largo64 @Largo64 There is no racism in that joke Largo, but there is racism in someone who would say that there was.
ForYeGo 1 year ago
We don't have Reverends, Vicors, or Rabbis, and half of these names are made-up, but these are still funny.
ParamoreWorshipper 2 years ago
epic fail
jaytwizy 2 years ago
I guess you didn't like 'em!
Largo64 2 years ago
My, aren't you clever! LarGo can be changed to larDo very easily.
Actually "largo" is a music term which means "slow." That certainly matches my movement these days. Fat does slow you down.
Largo64 2 years ago
lol, funny jokes, i don't know why people gave you slack and called you racist lol. I'm 100% Irish born and bred and don't find any of them offensive, that's what makes us Irish such nice people, we're never offended and just laugh everything off.
ProcyonAlpha 2 years ago
One possible explanation for that is a lot of people are very, very stupid.
These jokes are pretty mild, but the problem is that people most likely didn't understand the jokes, or they can't muster the intelligence to offer constructive criticism.
And thus goes the progression of society. If you can't sum up your thoughts in one poorly constructed sentence, why bother think it at all?
Depressing, isn't it?
teddybeardustin 2 years ago
Heres one I made up about Bobby Sands:
There was a young man called Bobby
who to look at, was a little bit blobby
so he went on a diet, nearly causing a riot
then just sat and played with his jobbies.
Followmore 2 years ago
u suck and your jokes are racist up the ra
justdonnie28 2 years ago
gut, viele dank
Cancinico 2 years ago
soooo bad...your an awfal joke teller, your accent is dreadful and your fat
damomcnizzle666 2 years ago
Thanks for the comment. As to the accent, it passes in the US because most of us only heard Irish accents from actors like Barry Fitzgerald. As to my ability with a joke, your subjective judgement is as good as anyone's, but you're in the minority. As for my being fat. Any moron can see that, and it takes an insensitive jerk of a moron to remark on it.
Largo64 2 years ago
the only problem i had was with accent , but well done for putting this up,better then what damomcnizzle666 could put up
matthewosewelig 2 years ago
racist
Yoruuu 2 years ago
There was nothing racist about those jokes. I'm part Irish myself. You are 100% troll. And you are blocked.
Largo64 2 years ago
Largo, are u Irish?
Fired0110 2 years ago
Well, I have a wee bit o' the Irish blood in me veins. There are Dillons in me mother's background. I like to reenforce it with a bit o' Bushmill's from time to time.
Largo64 2 years ago
They were terrible jokes, and that accent was more Jamaican than Irish. You could have at least learnt them off insted of reading them!!
DiarmaidGNR 3 years ago
Dude, go piss your pants.
Fired0110 2 years ago
rubbish
hardestman22 3 years ago
If we cant laugh at our self then we cant laugh at any one. Im Irish, I drink but am not a drunk. Sterotyps can be funny as long as not used with hate, and are all in good fun.
synimage 3 years ago
A Brit, a Yankie, and an Irish man all walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender sets down three beers.n It just so happens a fly lands in each beer and becomes stuck. The Brit demands a new beer... The Yankie flicks out the fly and takes a drink... The Irish men grabs the fly and yells SPIT IT OUT!!!
synimage 3 years ago
the submarine is an irish man's invention last i checked. [insert first name here] holland. its name was "the great feinian ram"
dragonhunter1011 3 years ago
I have an accent and I live in California. Label me the black sheep. lol
shmity55 3 years ago
the birth control pills is hilarious... thumbs up :)
invincibletruths 3 years ago
mean irish
why was whisky invented to prevent the irish
from messing up the rest off the world
it hard to sell the idea that ireland is not country of drunks when there national sport is a basically 30 guys running around swinging baseball bats at each other.
I'm polish so hit me with any polish joke I can think worse polish short comings
maciolek1980 3 years ago
baseball bats?
i suppose that you mean hurls, for the sport known as hurling (iománaíocht)?
and we're not drunks dipshit.
and actually the irish spit the atom, invented the submarine, invented the steam turbine, found the relation between gas, pressure and volume, invented the induction coil, and many more.
jupiter189 3 years ago
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into abar, sit down and order a pint of Guinness each. Just as the bartender puts the pints down in front of the men a fly lands in the thick heads of each beer. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes his pint away. The Scotsman delicately grabs the fly out of his beer, sets it on a napkin, and commences to drink. The Irishman delicately grabs the fly out of his beer and yells "Spit it out! Spit it out you bastard!!!"
BoozyBeggar 3 years ago
Hehe, I liked the second one.
TheGiggler1 4 years ago
haha! good stuff!
Axxellerate 4 years ago
Its OK, just not a very strong accent i spose?
I'm Irish too.
Classices 4 years ago
I didn't know having an accent was a requirement for being Irish...but anyways this fella sounds like an American of Irish extraction trying to do an Irish accent. Reminds me of all the people I went to school with in the UK who put on thick Cork accents as soon as an relative from Ireland visited hehe.
Optimusnorm 3 years ago
I never said it was a requirement.
I haven't an Irish accent, but I do have the Irish blood.
Classices 3 years ago
Same here...no accent but Irish blood.
Optimusnorm 3 years ago
Happy St Patricks day, you made me laugh, you've got a fantastic accent, i think you need to do something about your deliveries, get the milkman to come earlier. By the way largo there might be a message for you in my next video! How do you confuse an idiot? Five Two One Three.
Burtbow 4 years ago
Hey my dear friend, thank you very much for the greeting buddy, ireland is a fantastic country buddy, i'm half irish and me and my family had a great party for st patrick's day, also with this video you made the day even better, you take care friend, and god bless!!
Glamrock70 4 years ago
okay i'm slow.. but i didn't get the last joke
tree1309 4 years ago
The dying guy didn't want to get the priest out on a stormy night but didn't mind getting the viccar or the rabbi out on in the storm.
mikerade 3 years ago
I'd buy a Green beer.
GenericGrayBox 4 years ago
LOL, happy Paddy's day!
vitalfinds 4 years ago
Great jokes! I like the last one best!
AbrahamtheAtheist 4 years ago
Brilliant!
BenchMarkd 4 years ago
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"...... QUENTIN CRISP:
KasparHauser4 4 years ago
excellent accent.
pypermarru1 4 years ago
HaHa! Funny Jokes Larry! by the way, Happy St. Patrick's Day!
darkstar744 4 years ago
That birth control don't work! I have been taking them for years and my wife keeps having babies.
constrictor82 4 years ago
HAHAHA.
Your irish accent is funny!
5/5
Atheistblindchick 4 years ago
Ah... that's as good as your pirate voice. Do you know what the nice thing is about having a b-day on St. Paddy's? TWO reasons to drink on the same day!
DavidRandallCurtis 4 years ago
lol
nadiaTeeze 4 years ago
Awesome!! =D
mmmgreenday 4 years ago
What did the Irish man say about the Renault 5? They're innocent.
How do you confuse a Kerryman? Send him into a shed and tell him to take his pick of the shovels.
yellowlabrador 4 years ago
da 2nd 1z true .....cause i told my older brother to do dat bout 1 year ago nd he came out all confused (im from Kerry ) =] =P
lisamt1012 3 years ago