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  • "RICOLA!!"

  • LMAO. "its 35 dollars to get in, you should carry my ass up there!"

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  • when he said, "I'm in flip flops and a speedo" i visualized, but only for a moment.

  • Isa fwee wreerieeeee!!!

  • God what a mess. I was drinking water, he made me laugh, I didn't want to spit water on my computer, so I chocked and threw up on my floor

  • LIKE I NEED THIS ON MY VACATION!!!

  • Him and Dane Cook make my life xD Best comedians ever :D

  • @MidnightHatstand101 dane cook sucks ass

  • Lets not visualize shall we! LOLOLOLOL

  • his version is better than micheal jacksons lol

  • This is the funnyest comedian I have ever seen

  • FREE WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

  • 35 ppl didn't get a tape after they got off the ride

  • Those people shouldn't have been there lol

  • thank god im going to his high school lol

  • His Japanese tourist impression is one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

  • He lost a lot of weight

  • "i went shh..eh!" cracks me up every time

  • Ricollaaa! ----- I don't get that part

  • @thearm look up the commercial. its a swiss alps joke.

  • @thearm It's a cough medicine.

  • @thearm there is a commerical for a cough drop named 'ricola.' the commerical is set in the mountains, and john says he's afraid of heights- it's a very long and ery high trek to the top of the ride if you are a 'fluffy' person (apoligies to gabriel iglesias). so the joke is he feels like he's climbling a mountain.

  • My real name is, Heidi, lmfao!

  • "RICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

  • if the guard would not let me back in without paying again id be

    like uhhh do you know who i am (turns head around talks to person behind me all dramaticly )

    ya he does'nt know who i am hahah ya i know right how does he not know

    turn back to guard and be like IM MOTHER FUCKIN FREE WIRRY

  • Love this guy, he's like that happy go lucky uncle who takes you fishing n stuff.

  • I cried the first time I saw this: I just had abdominal surgery. Still the funniest thing I'd seen since the Tim Conway routine as the dentist, just got out of hospital after a car accident. Don't know which one hurt more!

  • I showed this to my Korean students learning English; they didn't understand "RICOLLA!", they didn't understand "they shoulda carried my ass up there", they didn't understand "I'm in flip flops and a speedo and I'm walking up a mountain", but they sure as Hell understood "Shh- AH!"

  • if i died right now, i'd die happy.

  • "horible na na rides" lol

  • LOL

  • There were tourists there from Japan god bless em i made there vacation. :0 Its Free Wiwwy. LOL

  • The audience got him!! =D

  • I was literally crying this shit so so funny.

  • its not a slide!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • so great!

  • ahahahahaha free wirry!!!!!!!!!!!

  • free wirry, shank you

  • Those people shouldnt of been there. all of sudden some lady screams "wheres my baby. wheres my baby. like i really need this on my vacation

  • FREE WIRRY!!!  Thank you!

  • IT WAS A NAY NAY SLIDE

  • 1:23 I learned spanish! Weeeee=Liiiiiiiii

  • I rove that movie

  • He killed that - I wish I could've been there!

  • 33 people were at that water park.

  • 35 Dollars to get in you should carry my ass up there

  • very well one of the funniest men alive. . . I love this guy !!!

  • Can't wait for his new special tonite!!

  • @CaptianRico93  Oh Yeah that is tonught isn't it !!!!!! Can't wait myself !!

  • @CaptianRico93 LOL his special was fucking hilarious right?

  • OMG, I'm crying it's so fucking hilarious! X;D

  • "I don't even see the speedo!"

    XD Just pure fu¢king gold.

  • lol at the work out equipment on stage

  • @wowojeejee cuz we think there one of the funniest and they made us laug the hardest

  • im in a spedo do you see a wallet any where * gaurd* i dont even see the speedo

  • 32 people swelled when they got nervouse

  • @ethantheman31 another fail to get thumbs up ...

  • @HeroBoy52 ha ha maybe. :}

  • 31 people slid down the slide...

  • @Bugattiboy22 Fail to get thumbs up ...

  • LOL!!!

  • EETS FWEE WEWE

  • 30 people went down the giant slide

  • He is on Netflix and it more funny to watch the whole thing instead of in clips just saying (John pinette I'm starvin on Netflix)

  • RICOLA

    

  • dam! he can really sing.

  • @vennor128 yeah he like Nailed that! ive never heard him sing but i saw that other show "im starving' he did---he was the lead role in 'hairspray' for months and months :) he dressed up like a bigger lady for the show and his picture is sooo cute---those happy eyes of his just dominate his stage presence

    he had a big picture brought out on stage and said 'I broke a lot of hearts on match.com' xD

    then he talks about it all omg its soooo funny

  • Why do people repeat the jokes in their comments?

  • @wowojeejee Like we didn't hear it the first time

  • 30 people have ZERO sense of humor. This guy is hysterical!!

  • 30 people went on horrible nay nay rides

  • was it a slide? hmph NAY NAY!

  • the slide is a lie

  • Its not a slide!!! Lol

  • "horrible nay NAY rides"

  • Funny, funny, funny. wow!

  • "horrible nay nay rides"

    LOLOL SO FUNNY

  • Freee Whirrryyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

    sank you!

  • I just have to wonder.... WHAT IN THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE THAT CLICK THUMBS DOWN THINKING?? Are they just racist? Are they deaf? Are they unable to understand English?

  • @jasonlammons I believe it is because of seizures due to pure awesomeness.

  • Thumbs up purely for FREE WIRRY!

  • he reminds me of a young louie anderson. louie is the greatest!!!.

  • Ive seen this clip like 50 times in the past coupe months and i still laugh!

  • Awesome!!!

    

  • @NOOCHtheHALOpro More like 1664 people visualized him in a speedo.

  • Fwee Wiwwie.....sank u....LMAO!

  • ``Issa fwee wiwee!!`` god i laughed so much, hes so funny best comedian ever!!!

  • Not too many videos on YT of comedians where in the first 8 seconds you, the viewer, will be laughing.

  • I hydroplaned across the pool.... hahahahahahaha

  • this guy is so funny!!!!! hahahahha!!! 

  • hihÌ_Î_fèël_sô_lOÑËlý_tÖDÂy

  • greatness

    

  • fwee wiiee

  • 26 people have never been to a water park

  • We're gathered here today to honor those people who passed in that unfortunate water freefall accident...

  • @darkblade8910 66 family members were affected into that incident

  • I think he needs a giant tube still hilarious

  • you reach around and your not touching the slide its a freefall, i was not issued a parachute!

  • The giant TUBE!

  • the man rocks

  • LMFAO!!!!

    ive seen this like 5 times and im STILL DIEING OF LAUGHTER!!!!!!

  • WATAA PAURRRK

  • WHERE'S MY BABY , WHERE'S MY BABY ?! lmoa

  • HOLD ME LIKE THE RIVER JORDAN!!!

  • He is PURE Comedy . No cursing or nothing , Hilarious, simply hilarious.

  • FWEEEE WEEWEE!!!!!!!

  • OMG, i laffed till i cried~ too funy!!

  • THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY!!

  • oncore! omcore!

  • @sommerman1

    "Encore."

  • ITS A FWEE RIRRY

  • Sorrrry replay botton!

  • 3:14 iz a ree rirry!

  • horrible nay nay rides

  • No politics, no cursing, no victims. Just funny. Love this guy.

  • FREEEEE WRIRRRRRRRRRY!!!!

  • Damn i was waiting for him to do a routine with that blue exercise ball and trampoline in the background

  • This is not what happened....I went sccchhhhh.... AAAAAHHH!

    oh man still funny

  • Im at strbx and when he said how he went down the slide -- i busted out everyone looking at me -- tooo funny he is sooo frking good!

  • he can sing! mad props.

  • he is so funny I have seen him on tv so many times

  • Portuguese subtitles. Eww.

  • "but there are rides at the park! horrible nay nay rides!"

  • *dies laughing*

  • i dont even see the speedo lmfao

  • funniest shit ever!

  • omfg when he did the micheal jackson i almost choked to death on the coffee i was drinking

  • OMG this guy has like the best Comedy ever

    lol

  • I fucking love this guy!

  • haha " was it a slide ? hmph NAY NAY" LOL

  • horrible na na rides

  • I PREFERE patrick Huard :D XD

  • It's a Free Willy!

  • John rocks. omg i can listen to him all day

  • Ish frwee wirry!frwee wirrie!

  • H-I-J god please let me stop! LOL XD

  • Horrible nay nay rides LOL XD 

  • john is one of the funniest comics  he brightened my day today with his stories a very talented man

  • HILLARIOUS. GOOD STUFF.LOL.

  • Hahahaha, FREE WILLY !!

    24 people obviously have no sense of humor ... just saying.

  • I love John!!!! 

  • this guy is soo funny

    why did you cut out the part where he was doing the Ewak impression?

  • Omg this guy is the best... Have any of you heard the skiing one??

  • Da BEST!!!

  • "H-I-J-Please-God-Let-Me-Stop!­"

    LMFAO

  • omg so funny

  • ITS NOT A SLIIIIDE!!

  • Tell me what water park he was at

  • OMG this guy is so funnny, im at a mates house and just got it reccomended, this guy has the body of a god!

    yeah...

    buda XD

    loves this guy tho, a classic!

  • this guy is brilliant

  • "ITSA FWEE WIWWEY" hahahaha lmfao "FWEE WIWWEY SHANKYOU" HAHAHAHA OMG VIVA LA JOHN PINETTE

  • @k2cool234 Am not!

  • He looks like my friend Kevin.

  • @Random6129 lol same

  • Best part: "And then I hit the water. Oh God! Those people shouldn't have been there!" LOL!!!!

  • Where's my baby! Where's my baby!

  • oh nay nay

  • if I ever have a water park i'm putting in an elevator

  • "Horrible Nay Nay rides". XD. This guy rules.

  • LOL where's the eleveator?35 $ 2 get in! u should carry my ass up there!Ricola!Hide went by with her grandfather!he went sht ant!at no point did my butt touch slide!Free Wirry!!!!!!Sank you!where does it stop!!!

  • LOL where's the eleveator?35 $ 2 get in! u should carry my ass up there!Ricola!Hide went by with her grandfather!he went sht ant!at no point did my butt touch slide!

  • Hell, he doesn't even have to tell jokes. He can just say 'Nay Nay' and I'll laugh my effing ass off XD

  • hilarious i love that his act is clean and still soo funny

  • @Bgarv451992 he says ass though

  • This guy is a riot!

  • Frweee Wirry

  • oh man hes probably one of the best comedians ever (:

  • Rofl

  • How could anyone vote this down??? This guy is hilarious!!!

  • "I got to the top of the slide. Was it a slide? nay nay! I did not slide, and I have slid. When you slide, you go weeeeee. This is not what happened. I went shhh, ehhhh! I did not slide. At no point did my butt touch slide. You reach around and your not touching slide, thats a free fall. I was not issued a parachute."

  • i say nay nay!!

  • funny asssss

  • This man is a comedic genius. 

  • It's not a slliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iide!!!!!!

  • LOL!!! This is great!!!

  • oh god, those people shouln't have been there!

  • oh nay nay

  • God, this is HILARIOUS!!!! XD

  • Best Combination: John Pinette, Gabriel Iglesias, and Jeff Dunham =D

  • i would say russel peters he dosent cuss 2 much