BONOBO SEXUAL BEHAVIOR

[SeanBowserSmith]

These things just hump and eat all day. Chimpanzees aren't even this obsessive. These are the freaks of nature. Even In human standards with all sexual preferances aside. These things are ridiculous.

[NeoNata13]

5:12 pretty sure hes raping a baby

[haveatomato]

wtf just play the fucking song already

[BocaNejra]

5:44 LOL...

[jazzythetank]

6:10- 6:25 OH MY GOD

[jadwinika]

They do it just like us!

[gmichaellogan]

Wow from 5:10 to 6:00 is actually pretty disturbing.

[lexyvana]

6:18 lesbonono



[MrSwofis]

and where is Pierre Woodman?

[MsMaverick15]

are they all male???!

[KharlozU]

amazing!! the likeness with human sex is uncanny

[Samurai4Jesus]

Crap... I'm in the weird part of Youtube again...

[masterpackman]

yawn*

gay monkey sex = gay bacon strips 

[Tuilelen]

Lol, well I did come to see the mating similarities between humans and bonobos -but the bad 80s porn soundtrack went a little above and beyond XD

[TroyDawg1354]

At 2:08 the chimp just jumps on the girl! WTF! That part wasn't sex, that was pure RAPE!

[TroyDawg1354]

@TroyDawg1354 And at 5:17 that is child molesting 

[TroyDawg1354]

@TroyDawg1354 I want to be a BOY chimp because even kid chimps get it on

[FengLong]

@TroyDawg1354 They were both males, didn't you see them switch roles?

Only gays can do that~

[pornanyone]

I thought this was going to be a documentary...7 minutes of monkey sex?  makes no sense

[samuriguy909]

DAT ASS

[applelemonhead3345]

3:45 holy crap they're actually making out. wow. they really are our closest relatives.

[TroyDawg1354]

@applelemonhead3345 Ya. But then then they have sex again, yet its the other way around. So thoughs monkeys were gay! O SHIZZLES STICKS!

[xTaintedXBl00dx]

Its interesting. A lot of them are females rubbing vulva with one another. Some are males having sex with other males. Young and old. Hetero and homo. To them it doesnt matter....

[eirbiz]

It would make a great promo Video for the Catholic Church!

[android16B]

@eirbiz im a catholic asshole

[Flailwielder]

I guess were not so different after all.

[Try2Bpro]

pedo @5.22

[intothevoid0208]

OMG DONT RUIN THIS SONG WITH BONOBO SEX LOL

[Noxerrs]

my mother thought i was watching porn haha

[jushisafag]

im glad to know this happened on my birthday

[MichaelJHuman]

Wow, I had no idea any animals had mating habits so varied...pretty interesting

[Astrostevo]

Lacking reasoning? Not so sure of that ..

[GalagaHero]

@Astrostevo only reason they need is sex is awesome so lets $@%!

[kettturton]

THE SONG MAN. THAT FUCKING SONG.

[UncleDeluxe]

Our forefathers.

[FreshSinceMyGenesis]

Its funny because they have sex just like us in all types of crazy positions...

[gusimoes]

Learned some new position, I just need to find someone willing to have sex on a tree...

[christianbrv]

5:37 dirty father dirty father...

[titanx9]

Is their average age for first sex 4 months? lol, I saw some tiny ones.

[GraveDawg]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!!!!

[calvin4765]

@GraveDawg My thoughts exactly!

[pwdlabr]

Bonobos don't lack reasoning or linguistic abilities. They just don't have unnecessary morals.

[CreamyMacarooney]

Mrs. Garrison: "Oh yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard. Oh yeah I'm a monkey."

[flarekary]

This is disgusting, and disturbing... Just way too much for me to handle indeed as the description says.

[tzDub92]

"you and me baby are nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel"

- Bloodhound Gang

[S2Cents]

04:58 legs wrapped around back, makin' love.

[CreamyMacarooney]

Fucking disgusting

I heard about a study that WOMEN were aroused by this shit

As a woman myself, I beg to differ

Women have low sex drives (except for whores like me) but even whores have standards

And NO, I HATE lezboe porns, as do most women, except those college-whores.

[simpleearthling]

@CreamyMacarooney you need some fucking cock in you to chill you out ,you sour faced bitch ,,nothing wrong with a bit of monkey fucking

[CreamyMacarooney]

@simpleearthling Monkeys are allowed to play pattycake all they want

It's just that people have to videotape it for "science"

[johnnnyD160]

Why do you have this much monkey porn on your computer??

[ge2298]

@johnnnyD160 what monkey? in the whole video, i did not see a monkey. can u show me where it was? I saw apes but.. hmm, no monkeys.

[rabidmonkey4262]

You can see for yourself. Watch the documentary "ape genius" on youtube. You should be able to access the whole thing.

[rabidmonkey4262]

Recent research suggests that the great apes HAVE reasoning, shame, and guilt. They also have alot of morality. Morality is an evolutionary adaptation to coexist peacefully among individuals in a group. The more genetic diversity there is among individuals, the more apparent moral behavior is.  Differences beget hostility, and morality is the evolutionary mechanism that counteracts hostility brought on by genetic variation.

[z120p]

Thanks for the video. It truly does lie testament to the diversity of sexuality in the natural world. The idea that all sex in the animal kingdom is intended for procreation is an absurd one that deserves to be left behind in the Victorian Age. Bonobos, on par with the Common Chimpanzee in terms of closeness of relation to humans, are a truly amazing animal.

[SamHeald]

@z120p Well said

[PivotXL1]

@z120p 90% of animals reproduce through instinct.

[sneekz07]

That is incredible. They have some moves.

[Northvssn]

I saw a ape 2 years old doing with an 16 year old ape and they were males xD

and why do i watch this

[KatieGirl07]

what is that they are rubbing together?? balls?? hahaha weird.

[aurielle04]

@KatieGirl07 nope, those are girls. when they get aroused their genitals swell.

[ahmad312]

I still hold that doggystyle was created by dogs despite the behavior demonstrated in this video. ahaha

[MyGreenCrystals]

This is so disturbing to watch....

[TheMrStupidShow]

animal porn

[JBOPatrick]

To the simple minded, let me explain the fact that is evolution. I'll break it down easy for you slow people still living in the 16th century.

Do you look like your parents? If your parents or grand parents are tall, chances are you will be tall. If you're an animal, and plants are dying out, leaving behind only high up hard to reach fruits, the shorter members of your species will die off. That is a simple to understand fact. That is evolution. You now have a new species that is all tall.

[seanfenrir]

@JBOPatrick Thats just genetics mate. And that "new species" will still retain the gene for shorter individuals.

[JBOPatrick]

@seanfenrir Yeah, genetics, exactly what evolution is. Humans still retain their tail genes, but we have evolved away from tails, and aren't born with them anymore.

[Zechques]

why boner

[Bukujutsu]

I have the strangest boner right now...

[ObrunoDF]

Inspiring!

[brantk81]

Thumbs up if you had to turn down the volume cuz the family might think you're watching porn!

[Stavol2Dual]

Pedo animals rule, eat that anti loli mawfukkuhz

[brantk81]

HA! Another proof of creation. I don't see any primatologists doggy-styling at a zoo. Your judgements are clouded by your illusionary scholarships.

[lauramitrea]

@brantk81 just because you don't understand evolution, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And show a bit of respect to the animals - stop pretending that you're not an animal like all of us, we are not beneath you or above you, and acknowledging this fact won't make you hump the first lamp-post you see.

[brantk81]

@lauramitrea In the beginning God create the heavens and the earth. Beginning=time, heavens=space, earth=matter. Now, can I show a bit more respect to the animals? Sure, I can but can a primate comprehend the concept of respect? Where does morality come from? To the atheist, our mind is but a consequence of chemical and molecular reactions. Unlike animals, we humans have such a thing as absolute and objective morals and if God did not exist, anything will be permissible.

[hunterjhardin]

its rob zombies more human than human! kick ass song!

[missy1alpha]

its interesting that this explains a lot about humans being homosexual. It may be very complicated but may also be this simple. Theres more to this and other things. Interesting!

[LawSchoolBlows1]

poster said "lacking reasoning and linguistic abilities. Shame, guilt and morality would be difficult with such limitations." Are you retarded? Bonobos do not "lack reasoning abilities," they are just not as keen as humans because they cannot share ideas by talking to eachother the way humans can. Bonobos can feel shame and guilt just like a dogs and other animals can. Every living thing shares a common ancestor and the emotions/abilities you have mention exist on a continuum.

[missy1alpha]

@LawSchoolBlows1 they definitely do not lack linguistic abilities, they just cannot talk in a language as developed as that of humans. emotional abilities definitely. The problem or should I say difference lies in what is acceptable or not within each different community. Its acceptable for a mother or father to have intercourse with a child within that community however consent is a major factor as well as the desire whether coming from a child or from the adult. WTF am I talking about.. lmao.

[trickmastermonkey]

funny how I ended up here after watching the anti-predator behavior of a squirrel against a snake vid

[dametew3244]

cunnilingus??

[roxmysocks1313]

i wish i got that much action hehehehehe

[awsome6525]

whats up with the creepy music?

[watchensee]

Well at least their not hurting each other. Chimpanzees beat the hell out of each other!

[heeh2]

I would trade 2% of my DNA to have sex this often.

[capoeiraES]

@heeh2 work 8h a day or fuck 8h a day??? I'm with you

[ThisNamesNowTaken]

@heeh2 LMFAO. This is the fucken comment of the year.

[anthonycharlez]

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[emremokoko]

my favourite species, by far!

they are like the easter european college students of the animal kingdom! :D

[constellationcancer]

even though this is proof that sexuality in many forms is completely normal (when there is no harm done and the activities are mutual), i still find us humans to be awesome in that we can invent morals and live by them

[emremokoko]

@constellationcancer how does this prove that? animals rape each other,too. So, how do you come from animals having crazy sex to "no harm done"?

[constellationcancer]

@emremokoko i was referring to the various ways animals find sexual enjoyment. this video proves that many forms of sexuality are normal because we humans are also apes and our different sexual preferences, just like the chimps above enjoy, are natural and therefore biological and thus normal. orangutans for example DO rape, so do humans. this is why i stated that it is also good we humans, the smarter apes, can invent moral guidelines that shun rape. a product of our superior intellect.

[emremokoko]

@constellationcancer oh, OK. I think I misunderstood your point in the previous post.

[UtubeCanEatMyDick]

@constellationcancer if we didn't have the lack of reasoning and linguistic ability as the op says, then there wouldn't be rape. It would be known that sex has to happen to continue the race from extinction. Rape is more or less a moral thing. Perhaps part also for adam and eve eating the fruit in the garden of eve as they say. The other animals didn't (perhaps why they cant talk and dont have reasoning).

[UrbaneGent]

@siensunshine If humans were promiscuous our society would fall apart. But you are right, it's strange to wrap our brains around the way they have set up their society compared to their counterparts on the other side of a river.

[UrbaneGent]

@siensunshine chimps are completely opposite, they fight over resources (and women). The female bonobo vagina had evolved so they can "GG rub" with other females - sexuality is embedded in their society. Imagine if female humans gave each other an orgasm when they met (and it took seconds), they would certainly bond against the men...but societies form over time for the betterment of the species.

[k0vert]

5:09 pedo bonobo

[NarutoUzumakis]

lol,at least someone is living life to the fullest,no stress,no pieces of shit people,just fun and harmony,i so envy them,i wish i lived their life but with my intellect,that would be paradise!!!

[bep4lyfe]

It is kinda weird how human-like they are, seems like they are having lots of fun lmao

[supernavygayboy]

幹3：50他們是在接吻嗎！！！！！！！！！！！！！

[Phelan666]

Scissor me timbers!

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

It's creepy how human they are. Or rather, it's creepy how ape-like we are...^^

[Aprinsa]

@gOtHiCxAnGeLxox It's creepy how ape-like we'd like to think we aren't.

[shadowclan978]

the big monkey raped the little one :(

[FrankCarsonBoyd]

@shadowclan978 I think perhaps you misinterpreted. Bonobos are quite generous and kind. They will open a locked door so that someone they don't know can have access to food. If a neighboring tribe is passing through, they don't do battle. They show them where to get food and then most likely have a big orgy.

[GroenGeleSer]

@FrankCarsonBoyd

And that's exactly how it should be! we can learn so much from them.

[jassondeleon]

make love not war. iif you only studied the difference between chimp and banabos

[enderthegreat]

i fucking hate whoever made this video.

[moneyend111]

We should be more like them. There would be no war:)

[Phelan666]

@moneyend111 Make love not war. Literally.

[moneyend111]

@Phelan666 Would be nice:) But instead we have sex deprived nation full of hate. Most of it based on religion, national pride and other bs. lets settle our differences via fucking:)

[Phelan666]

@moneyend111 Fuck yeah. There's an orgy in the middle of the street right as I type this, wanna join in?

[moneyend111]

@Phelan666 Thats what I am talking about:) You bet I do. My car is running already. Where do i drive?:)

[UrbaneGent]

Interesting footage I haven't come across. Important to note is that 80% of the time there's food involved...sex is used as a way to ease tensions. Also, infants, adults, adolescents, males, females - all have sex with each other in every combo. 1st scene, the mother is having sex with her child and another infant (orangs do this as well). 2nd scene with the waterfall, those are two MALES. The ones with little white furry spot on their behind are the youngsters. 3rd scene is in the wild.

[siensunshine]

@UrbaneGent So interesting all the ways sex is used in their society. It's difficult to wrap your head around behavior that would be considered incestuous or perverted, but it is still interesting considering they are our closest relatives.

[komek]

HAHAHAHA I CANT STOP