MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 2/10

[MXCoriginal]

It's geefudlin' my dumb cracker mind!

[badjimmy68]

piece of milk?

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@badjimmy68 yeah meaning it was bad, when milk goes real bad it gets all chunky and globs together.

[whatbefalls13]

Talking to plants? Oh no its the Happening all over again!

[packerlandmike]

RIP Robert Easton, who played Dan the adulterous redneck farmer.

[slickksmith]

@PopVulure at 1:48 Mike sings a play of "I Love" by Tom T. Hall

[Catmando2022]

I like you dotty,LIKE. Great Pee Wee reference

[slickksmith]

Tom T. Hall reference. I maybe the only one that gets it, but thank you.

[PopVulure]

@slickksmith When and where ? Still haven't finished it, but if it's not "who's gunna feed them hogs ?" then I probably won't get it. 

[stormriderWI]

they're going to rip rural Wisconsin the whole time aren't they :P

[sgntelias]

That is not the purpose of 911 ma'am, hilarious

[applebonker141]

I love MST3K because of those stealth references: "Laika! Pull up, Laika! arf, arf!" XD

[MunkyDrag0n]

The preacher sort of looks like Gary Busey...before he got into that accident that messed up his brain.

[StfuAndEatTheCorn]

@MunkyDrag0n that accident being cocaine?

[MunkyDrag0n]

@StfuAndEatTheCorn No, the other accident. The motorcycle accident.

[ProjectJupiter1]

The Joe Don Baker Museum? Sounds like the perfect spot for an mst3k convention

[Drowzeeking04]

MOSES! MOVE THE BIKE!!!

[ChaoticYak]

It's befuddlin' my dumb cracker mind!

[davincent98]

"LIKE A ROCK!" It's a Ford, Not a Chevy! lol

The guy with the mustache looks like Ron Jeremy. Good thing he's not taking off his clothes.

[yaywhewclips242]

"Dennis Rodman, listening?" a quip U almost miss & is golden!! That's Y U have to watch these eps multiple times.

"He's pink."

"Don't act w/ your tongue, Alan."

"Young Bill & Hillary struggle 2 make it." another zinger!

[TheGelment]

So let me get this straight, Dan is sleeping with Helga for diamonds while Evelyn is sleeping with Dutch for beer? WOW.

[bruxbrux]

Damn, could that actress's voice be any more annoying? "It really did break DYEEOWN!"

[KingSnarf]

"I don't know how, but I just became sterile!"

[GaelicPixy]

How was your day at THE WHORE!?

[tjbarrie]

the Joe Don Baker museum!

[Dragmack]

IT'S BEFUDDLIN' MAH DUMB CRACKER MIND!!!!

[LonewolfSojourner]

Who the hell calls the cops because their radio and/or car stopped working?!

[kftc88]

@LonewolfSojourner Not the stupidest reason I've heard for calling 911. People have called while drunk to ask for a ride to the liquor store, or because they wanted a free ride from an ambulence since it was snowing & they didn't want to wait for the bus. Einstein was right about human stupidity being infinite.

[Mst3kfanatic1]

@kftc88 one time some woman called 911 because she was locked IN her car.

[UltimateThanos]

@LonewolfSojourner Dumbass cheese heads.

[Aphasia17]

"LIKE A ROCK!"

[ninjawraith17]

6:49

The man looks like an unemployed Uncle Sam!

"I Want You....to help me with these food stamps!"

[AeriaGl0ris]

The back brace wouldn't be so bad if that....two-legged thing weren't so repulsive! No wonder Servo became sterile.

[AstralPixie]

"Crank up the Molly Hatchet and go to town"

Laserium with music by Pink Floyd

Polish toilet paper dispenser, that's great, I gotta put that up;)

[howdyd000]

Want a piece of milk??

[Ickiesgal]

Fitting... we get repulsed and banjo music plays in the background...(shakes head) PLEASE someone tell me that these people WERENT related and dating!

[MickQuick07]

Dude talking to plant at 8:15... ron jeremy????

[mourn4data1]

"Quote from the video above"

[ninjawraith17]

@mourn4data1

"Reply to how funny said quote is in featured video with emoticon or internet meme"

[Ozarkeree]

@ninjawraith17 "Approving observation of meta humor."

[Puddy686]

"Not a joke, but an incredible simulation." LOL!!!

[sidormartykrofft]

Spiders! Punch 'em!

[hebahabahobaheben]

7:32 - A showered person!...Thank God!

[Burgertrons]

He's lactating!... What a handsome man.

[BlueEyes7452]

Then add the ribs and cook.

LIKE A ROCK

Can we get the boom mic a little closer?

[Feckinpaddy29]

Brett Favre at home.

[Feckinpaddy29]

Packers fans...The horrible truth!

[vamprix97]

I don't know how, but I just became sterile!

LOL!

[bobdolesrevenge]

Say what you will about the makers of this movie, but they were EXPERTS in repulsive.

[Feckinpaddy29]

Its befuddlin' m'dumb cracker mind!

well I'm tired....(and repulsive and stupid.)

America Online tries to keep up.

[GerunKnarlson]

My history was actually in this movie.

He was an extra. :P

[johnhamilton08]

GO SPIDERS GO SPIDERS GO GO SPIDERS.... AND PACKERS!!!

[changyimei]

Can we just get our Tupperware?

[xxzerawriotxx]

Why is the man in the red long johns wearing a little white corset? 

[SinnFein4ever]

@xxzerawriotxx

(giggles)

I think that that's a back-brace.

[xxzerawriotxx]

@SinnFein4ever But there are little stocking garter clips hanging from it. what the hell is going on in that creepy house?

[SinnFein4ever]

@xxzerawriotxx

Ummmm....I don't think that I want to know.



[Vuohanon1234]

nothing oes together better than mrxl and muskratt lovin'. so put on your spider repellent , park your car in the nearest junkyard, crank up the molly hachet, and GO to TOWN!!!

[SpaceAceTX]

CRANK UP THE MOLLY HATCHET AND GO TO TOWN, WhooHooo !!

[NUTCASE71733]

Does anyone notice the preacher looks like a younger Fred Phelps?

[TimelordR]

@NUTCASE71733 What do you mean "looks like'? HE IS FRED PHELPS!!

[Raithious]

MOSES...MOVE THE BIKE!

[Irkedmv]

This is not the purpose of 911, ma'am.

[freakofevolution]

LIKE A ROCK! Of course we are dumb Cheeseheads! He's got a copy of Varmit Master hidden inside that! Maybe he's Amish and doesn't believe in buttons! Maybe you're bodily funk travels over the phone line! DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHT....NOOO!!! He's lactating! What a handsome man! Want a piece of milk?! And the movie ramps up the replustion! This movie hates us! A showered person...THANK GOD! I like the movie's paneling!

[wings744]

Didn't the actor who plays 'Dan' also appear in the MST episode of 'That touch of satan', as leader of the unruly mob?

[bruxbrux]

@wings744 He does, and you'll notice a callback in that movie when he appears: "You've been hittin' the BOOZE again!"

[Econniff]

"A movie that takes the bold step of not including the audience."

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

I don't know why, but I just became STERILE!

And the movie ramps up the repulsion factor.

Not a joke, but an incredible simulation!

[Theburn77]

meanwhile, a woman needs a light wrap.

[dbqsparty]

It's the new 1971 "Car."

[TheAbbySciuto]

Want a piece of milk?

[DarknessbUnnie]

I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT I JUST BECAME STERILE! D:

[montyburns9999]

@DarknessbUnnie That might be my favorite line from this episode.

[montyburns9999]

@DarknessbUnnie That might be my favorite line from this episode.

[davedaveydave]

Pull up Laika pull up, 

[davedaveydave]

I dont know how but I just became sterile

[applebonker141]

"This is not the purpose of 911, ma'am." LOL!

"THEN ADD THE RIBS AND COOK!"

"A showered person, thank God!"

[zombiemaz]

GET BACK/....YOU GIANT EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!!!!

[JayBird4theW1N]

"I love tick-infested hounds, slaughtering a deer... and beer." Hahahaha

[tobybirdmann]

haha! THIS IS THE BEST! GO PACKERS!

[CharlestonChica]

THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL! WOOO!

[nebutron]

"Packers fans: the horrible truth."

[ferretgirl24]

The movie that takes the bold step of not including the audience!

[Casey5693]

7:15 A showered person. Thank God!

[Gigrantula58]

Brett Favre at home!

[tuckerblacklab1]

Do you have Sir Walter Riley in a can, then you better let him out! 0:15

[KingOfUm]

I don't care what anyone says, this guy deserved to be in more movies; in all the movies in which I've seen him he plays the role PERFECTLY.

[DrinkinIrish85]

@KingOfUm

I agree!! If you're talking about the hillbilly guy (which I think you are), he was also in "Pete's Dragon". I believe his line was "There he goes!" But he's still a good actor.

[KingOfUm]

@DrinkinIrish85 He's like the hillbilly version of Bruce Campbell, terribly type-casted and never truly appreciated.

[Shadowdancer21b]

@WatchMagus When you buy the individual DVDs you can watch the unmodified version.

[marshimaroo]

Hooterville was decimated by SCUD missiles that day!

[anemicroyaltea69]

It's befuddlin' my dumb cracker mind!!

[auaiomrn]

Normalfoot

[annamariah]

I think everyone should be aware that this is Bill Rebane's BEST movie.

[bigd69er]

where is gilligan

[Theburn77]

"young Bill and Hillary struggle to make it." lol

[Josh111485]

"Wanna a piece of milk?"

This line fucking killed me!

[Tenn1502]

Holy crap! That's the same guy who played the angry mob leader in "Touch of Satan"!

[IliyaMoroumetz]

The 1971 Car!

Guaranteed to get you to your Lindsey Lohan rendezvous at the Junkyard in Semi-Redneck Style!*

*Warranty does not cover destruction by Giant Spiders.

[coscientology]

Moses! Move the bike!

[someguy827]

Dont turn on the light...NO!!! xDD

[NorthernKaled]

This movie hates us doesn't it.

[MrUsername5678888]

I play a drinking game with my friends where we take a drink of Steel Reserve every time Mike and the bots make us laugh! I'm onl y i n aprt two but i'm alreadyhn feeeling ikt..t.t./ldfgb sbbk squerfgbnhn bh v $ e

[valeo626]

@MrUsername5678888 im too busy laughing to drink my beer

[BlueEyes7452]

OH, AND SPIDERS!

[PJSkins26]

"Ahhh...Brett Farve at home"

[joemomma46]

"This is not the purpose of 911, ma'am."

[salanh]

:21 The sad part is that call probably has happened in real life....

[thedude200710]

Wanna piece of milk?

[PunchSydeiron]

"I like you. Donny. LIIIKE!"

"I don't know how, but I just became sterile!"

"It's the new 1971 CAR!"

"I figure we can have sex 'til this blows over!"

"Don't act with your tongue, Alan."

"I wonder why she hung up on me."

The film's built-in corny jokes and low budget stuff makes this episode is truly the best of the best of MST3K. Right up there with Space Mutiny, Prince of Space, Invasion of the Neputne Men, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and Godzilla vs Megalon.

[Darthwish1139]

Not a joke, but an incredible simulation

[Aijalon2520]

[declamatory newscaster voice] "Hooterville was decimated by Scud missiles that day..." [/declamatory newscaster voice]

[mostlyharmless11]

MOSES, MOVE THE BIKE

[ironychan]

I don't know how, but I just became sterile!

[SusannahMi0]

Oh! A Pee Wee's Big Adventure reference! Nice.

[Nixitur]

"Want a piece of milk?"

[sexyscholar]

Meanwhile, a woman needs a light wrap.

[BlueEyes7452]

THEN ADD THE RIBS AND COOK

[clshannon21]

"LIKE A ROCK!!!"

[yaywhewclips242]

"greeeeat"

I remember Laserium @ our Planetarium in the 1980's (THE WHO BEATLES and Phil Collins)

"Don't act w/ your tongue Allen."

"C'mon movie c'mon boy."

[Applemask]

This film is like Eegah and Hobgoblins in that you genuinely feel like taking a bath after watching it.

[gotch09]

"Packer fans- - the horrible truth"

[RanMouri82]

Tom (1:22): "I don't know how, but I just became sterile!"

[TitusYorick]

5:01 Wow, to think of a time when AOL was once all that.

[ChaoticYak]

SAFE!

Like a ROCK!

[Adrialgon]

Packers fans: The horrible truth

[watda74]

-Must be like a homecoming for you, eh, MIke?

Just as long as Nelson doesn't start wearing a backbrace and one-piece pajamas when he gets older he should be OK. lol

[Zoso881]

Ok to all the MSTies out there

Who would win in a Fight,

Alan Hale? Or Joe Don Baker?

[RanMouri82]

@Zoso881 Dunno. I bet Joe Don Baker fights dirty.

[idavid24]

ooooo what a handsome man

[perplacymp]

What is the deal with Danish and silverfish-references?

[TheArmoredSaint78]

"Then add the ribs and cook them" LMAO

[pytko3]

"Meanwhile, a woman needs a light wrap."

[itsthebrew93]

MST3K+pizza= mess lol

[Dulcimerist]

Alan Hale taught me some useful things in this clip!

[singinglawnchair]

MOSES! MOVE THE BIKE!

[DaGanjaSamurai]

"More freaky stuff from northern WIsconsin."

"Freaky?"

"Well, drunk."

[DaGanjaSamurai]

"There's not a drop of booze in the house, could you bring me something?"

"This is not the purpose of 911, ma'am!"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

And the movie RAMPS UP the repulsion factor.

[bkittrell]

...and the movie ramps up the repulsion factor.

[rexnickles2]

Truely one of the greatest TV shows of the 20th centery

[JimGrim90]

7:05 So it was her idea for the car to break down?

[bobbyshaddoe3004]

definitely one of my favorite MST3K episodes. my favorite line has gotta be 'PACKERS!!!'

[rsilkw2]

Preacher: It's right here! Psalm 11:6 Upon the Wicked he shall rain fire and brimstone!

Tom: Oh and Spiders!

[OzzyFan87]

A showered person, thank god!

[OzzyFan87]

Wisconsin, the deep South of the North.

[pytko3]

@OzzyFan87 more like the bayou of the Great Lakes.

[devospud]

want a piece of milk?

[634devil]

How was your day AT THE WHORE!?!

[seanThree16]

LIKE A ROCK!

[InterEDGE]

ooohhhh, what a HANDSOME man!

[lotsofglitter]

Im from Wisconsin so all the comments they are making are truely funny to me :)

[freakofevolution]

This is not the purpose of 911 ma,am! A pony keg should hold me over. I saved you a half a can of Pringles! The Joe Don Baker Museum. Crank up the Molly Hatchet and go to town! He's pink! GO SPIDERS! GO SPIDERS! Then add the ribs and cook! I love tick infested hounds, slaughtering a deer and beer! Brett Favre at home! Hi Hud! How was your day at the WHORE! LIKE A ROCK! Hooterville was disamated by Scud missiles today! MOSES, USE THE BIKE! Packers Fans: The horrible truth

[herooftime1000]

DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHT!!!

*click*

NOOO! 

[AnnoyingSquib]

I find it hilarious that Crow starts rooting for the spiders and they haven't even gotten to Earth yet! XD

[Wakalaz]

"Like a Rock!"

[ChaoticYak]

"...upon the wicked he shall rain fire and brimstone!"

Oh, and spiders!

It's befuddling my dumb cracker mind!

[docthemetalfreak]

Alan Hale iz living proof that you can go from bein on a hit tv seriez like "Gilliganz Island" to doin really crappy moviez like this.Look at DeForest Kelley from "Star Trek".He did "Night of the Lepus" n well yeah bad example.

[ndnsoldierboy]

Hooterville was decimated by SCUD missiles that day...

[bakes7288]

"I like you Dotty, LIKE."

[nanomouse]

Torgo meet the Lohans.

[lonelysith66]

@nanomouse LOL XD

[sharall]

moses move the bike, roflmao! and i can't believe that the Skipper lowered himself to be in this!

[watda74]

@sharall

Yeah, Gilligan's Island was certainly low enough. At least he's still in character.

'DOH'!!

[mazdamike25]

saved you half a can of pringles

[Nightweaver1]

Well, I'd better finish my silverfish pom croute.

[VeryAngryCamel]

hes lactating! what a handsome man... piece of milk?

[scooteratreides]

I knew we were in trouble when I saw the opening credits. This waste of celluloid is the six toed brainchild of Bill "Monster a Go- Go" Rebane. I'm gonna walk away from this on with a good scar, I can tell already.

Oh, and can whoever's in charge do something about that heinous blowjob girl video? Not only does it have nothing to do with MST3K, this movie, or anything connected to it, it's also about as funny as an orphanage fire.

[FarTooHuman]

@scooteratreides Orphanage fires aren't nearly as disturbing as the BJ girl video.

[darkpenguincowboy]

I was litterally eating ice cream when he said "Aww, he's lactating" and I nearly choked on my cookie dough bits. I inhaled the entire mouthful it took me by suprise!

[Yuzernaime]

Not a joke, but an incredible simulation!