Kids' Names are Getting Worse - Finesse Mitchell

[TongueSnap]

lol teachers crip walking loll

[huntingtonparkway]

The bad thing is that I think that is his real name. He went to Douglass High In Atlanta. LOL



[siamus]

We all have heard of girls with the name Alize'. what is up with people naming their kids after liquor?

I once heard of a girl named Chardonnay. That was a white girl. So this concept is not exclusive to the "dark side".

Anybody here know of a Zima?

[Iderray]

I'm not against weird names, I'm all for the creation of new ones. If we limit ourself to existing names, we've just got this limited hat of names to choose from, which will suck with the growing population. But I do think names should be spelled the way they sound.

Regardless, this was funny.

[nellie2581]

Weird names

[Memoria777]

I knew a woman who named her daughter R.E.L....pronounced like Ariel.

SMH, bitches be crazy.

[Honeydew7396]

@OfficialLectric I've heard about this a million times. Supposedly, my sister's friend's cousin knew a kid named L-A also. I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend.

[Honeydew7396]

People think they're being so clever when they give their kids weird-ass names. If I ever have kids, I'll name them normal things like, I dunno, Isaac and Lucy.

[Mcheetah]

In the Ghetto, they all have Sha or Da suffixes, like LaToya, Taisha, TiFinisha, Laquanda, or Metoopha.

In the suburbs, they're just regular names spelled retarded, like Meghan, Sindee, Ashleigh, Typhany, or Quendra with a Q (from "Community").

Dumb-ass fucking parents.

[matreyia]

That dude is funny.

[SirOmusofSanctum]

OMG LMAO!!!! ROFL , Finesse Mitchell is so funny , you should so post another one with the rest of the list lmao

[ObeseChess]

@OfficialLectric urban legend. Nobody REALLY knows that person.

[pmonbob]

@OfficialLectric LMFAO!!!

[thebnjshow1]

I hear the weirdest names!

[oakenglish]

LOL....great names

[ShiningTsuki]

A teammate of mine had a classmate named Shithead.

[CapitanGenocide]

@ShiningTsuki My Cousins rugby team had a guy named George Humpshit on there team

[HerbNinjaHunter]

he would be a cool teacher

[AntariRoyale]

@HerbNinjaHunter lol rite! i wouldnt mind!

[sillysallyceli]

me and my friends where externs for some doc clinics.... she came up to me and told me that a woman named her child Shithead...... yeah... Sheathaid.... Dear god the baby wasn't even one years old and her life was ruined....

the doc shook his head and said he would have never allowed a parent to name their child that...

[Twiductress]

I blame illiteracy.

[Michelleekinss]

Wait, he's on ANT Farm. My bad. haha.

[Michelleekinss]

Isn't he on Shake It Up now ? LOL.

[NishaBoo0428]

i know a girl who named her baby la-a pronounced ladasha

[sillysallyceli]

@NishaBoo0428 yes, a doc told me she had heard a woman that had named her child that... I wonder if it's the same.

[Sexyisforeverybody]

@NishaBoo0428 urban legend

[ItchyKneeSon]

I was giggling pretty good, but I'm schwasted .

[sarahedwards2]

And then there Diaria, pronounced Dee-Aria.

[XxLolo13AcexX]

its funny my friends name is lorial and whenever our teachers say lorial they look for a white chick

[imblackandimproud]

@xBoBaReNox

its said to say that i kno a girl with that name lol

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

I know ganorrhea when I see ganorrhea.

[SuperPOINTGAURD]

He said this joke at 2 comedies.

[ElizabethVictoria23]

LOL!



[doggehbark]

this reminds me of when my health class wold have a substitute. :D

[BigAndTall666]

That just sucked, in spite of the stolen jokes!

[honeybee12873]

For the one named Vaseline I would spell it Vaslyn if that's how they were gonna pronounce it.

[LunaayCloraia389]

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[Supremed9]

Mn this brother sounds JUST like Andre 3000. God damn, close your eyes and litsen, then tell me im wrong.

[78donjon]

@Supremed9 Ur wrong.

[Supremed9]

@78donjon touché.. bastard

[78donjon]

@78donjon I just told you what you wanted to hear. You waste of sperm. Don't get mad at me dickface.

[rjae984]

i read a a girls name "abcde" pronounced abasaday

[Roblox46229]

I know someone named Sha-Quief-a... -_-

[ShiftyMcBeatle]

Haha Steve Stevenson

[DreadfulControversy]

Haha I remember this dude from Comicview.

[NellB1216]

"vaseline" uh un its "vasalana" lol wtf, "gonorhea' (dnt judge me on da spellin if dats wrng jus help nd correct) "no it "ganorheea" lmfao no itz gonorhea i knw dat wen i c it lol wild

[bitt89]

There is a guy named Jo'tavion and anoother guy named Lemonjellow........it is pronounced: le-mon' jaloe. Some people man.......SMH

[MacDinar]

Ms King is correct. "most dangerous place for an African American is in the womb.”

Yet somebody thinks Manhattan women should not know,"

most dangerous place for an African American is in the womb.”

so the poster was removed. You don't get a name if you get aborted.

[PainlesSuicidE]

i've gone out with a girl name "Trejure" and then my algebra teacher said that she knows a girl that her first name is "candy" and is getting married and her new last name is gonna be "cotton" o.o

[ANASTASIACHAVEZVLOG]

I love Finesse.

[Cjpwnzall]

"Did you know TI got locked up again?"

(Yes, I know it's not from this one, look up more of his comedy)

[mickeydamon]

I love when people get offended when you can not pronouce there name correctly!

[Brandtley86]

Genorea sound kind of cute.

[futoncat]

This is gold hahaha

[SeventhSun]

His name tops it all.

[wvboarder2005]

There was a kid in 9th grade with my little cousin named NEWSPAPER......News-PAPER....t­hese clips are waaaaay better than most of the other comedy channels on here lol

[francineaddie]

Asian women and success your life busizz4me.info

[2MUCHGAMEBIZ]

GOOGLE....SERIOUSLY SEXXY MUSIC

[99everyday]

oh my god i couldnt stop laughing

[totalwintergirl]

Hohoho!!!

[trellyw]

My He's Soo Handsome <3 you

[trellyw]

One time I was a sub and we had 58 kids in one class...lol But Vaseline is cute tho...rotfl!! Hafrickinlarious!!!!

[AKQJ40]

Love the Material! lol

[deadalger]

too funny....I'm a sub for LA, but only elementary, and now you know why..lol

[GlamStarWee]

I just can't stop laughing. God.

[ahmedkibaba]

CONDOM BUSTA

[brickmastertube]

The name bit is lifted off Rowan Atkinson watch?v=F5pJBCPrIj4

[TheEdumacator]

@brickmastertube Not the same. Atkinson used sex terms for names outright. This guy uses names pronounced differently than expected. This is an old bit anyway wayy before Atkinson even. Its an old idea.

[utubeshroom]

I know someone named Ghanarea that u say it like he did lol

[whitetrashoutlaw]

I knew a girl named Angina, no lie.

[DCNCIDER]

'Lemon Jello" no no no.. that's lamonjeloe

[TheEdumacator]

@DCNCIDER Funny!

[dwil2002]

Dude is funny! When is he coming back to the L.A?

[BeezyAstro]

Then All the boiz Came in Lmao

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

Brother, I feel your pain.

[Jarethenator]

should have mentioned Lemonjello...

[MMcGuire5]

that was really funny

[spritedblue]

his inspiration for this bit is his name.

[the26thhour]

I guess that joke about ur porn name ain't going to be that funny in 20yrs

[peachycake21]

lol there's a kid at my church who's first name is Mister :PP

[xBoBaReNox]

swear to god...a lady that rung me up at the 7-11 today had a name tag that read " La-a.

Pronunciation: lahdasha.

[kakeshisama]

@xBoBaReNox Do you live in maryland!? cuz theres a girl that went to my school named that!

[xBoBaReNox]

@kakeshisama No but i am close by. I'm in Virginia, it's not everyday you come across that name.

[darrene1450]

@xBoBaReNox she sure does

[troubleshene]

@xBoBaReNox was that in north carolina

[Togala]

@xBoBaReNox I knew a La-a too lol. she was a friend of my sister, so i asked her... would "Ma~a" be Matilda? hahaha she didnt like that....

[TheLastBrainLeft]

@xBoBaReNox Bullshit.

[JKurayami]

@xBoBaReNox IS this in Florida? Cause I know a girl here with the same name.

[DKsparks13]

@xBoBaReNox one of my black friends is named pajama and iits pronaunced paj-A-mae and her parents saw the naem in a sears catalog

[jesushateswood]

@DKsparks13 Lol. Oh my God. Lol.

[DKsparks13]

@jesushateswood yeah shes cool though, uk for someone with that name

[MuZiC4LiFe95]

Then all of the boys walked in Lmao

[MuZiC4LiFe95]

What if someones name was absidy and was spelled abcde.

[TheJMachine]

@MuZiC4LiFe95 then you find the parents and beat them up with a damn dictionary cause if they can't even name the child with a word they deserve to get it beat into them.

[dahooligan12]

@MuZiC4LiFe95 id get mad as fuck lol

[existenceisrelative]

@MuZiC4LiFe95 And candy corn when melted down can fuel a car.

[crazydodgerfan777]

then the boys walked in lol my fav part

[MRGrayson38]

i went to the university of miami bitch i know gaunurea lmao... oh em gee i love it

[abaofifsz]

@MRGrayson38

gonorrhea*

[marter2006]

I like this guy.

[saveadrum777]

He forgot Sha-a. Pronounced ShaDASHa. Yeah, I've met someone named that before.

[sputnikowns]

Do I not have a sense of humour, or is this completely unfunny?

[stokelycarm]

he sucks

[QUEENbee3422]

lmaoooooo Mistakealena and Condombuster

[BwSeven]

Mike Hawke!

[XxDashun6xX]

smokin n n rollin dice .lol!

[Dowdykris4]

my friends told me that when he saw a girl at a football game whos last name was SEIMEN so they asked someone what is her first name and it was ALOTA, ALOTA SEIMEN HAHA

[whoaaaxxdylan44]

escalade nuhhuh thats's esca' La de LMFAO

[55vsd77]

lol that nigg sound like he from the a

[Weltschmertz2020]

HIS NAME IS FINESSE. I mean c'mon! How can he fail to mention something about that?

[AURILUZP]

@Weltschmertz2020 If you didnt knwo that was a common name

[cihge]

He has, actually. In a different video, though.

[smilnrt]

@Weltschmertz2020 lol!!! but his name is not REALLY finesse, its Alfred ... ya know like her name really is not madonna, lady gaga, etc...but your post is hilarious! lol! :o)

[tleflore87]

@Weltschmertz2020 If you see his old Comic View appearances, he used to mention himself in this same bit.  He would mention his mom named him after a shampoo.

[Weltschmertz2020]

@tleflore87 Haha.

[nocents81]

@Weltschmertz2020 His real name is Alfred Langston Finesse is his stage name

[TheEdumacator]

@Weltschmertz2020 Thats a nickname from when he played football.

[yellowcougar18]

@Weltschmertz2020

He does reference it in another sketch. Check the link.

watch?v=CP6jLlASo4M&feature=re­lated

[MinGophers]

@Weltschmertz2020 He mentions his own name right after the video ended. Ive seen the whole bit before

[makeme708]

@Weltschmertz2020 tHE NAME FINESSE is a stage or street name, that's not his real birth name, how did you fail to understand that?

Also, he's right, names are horrible nowdays, when i have kids they will have regular names.

[Fre3ZinRain]

@makeme708 yeah right

[stonerhythms]

@makeme708 actually it's not a stage name....at least that is what he says at the Laugh Factory. Check out the video on youtube of hime titled "young moms"

[ImAMentalPatient]

@makeme708 Bob and Amy lol

[stonerhythms]

@Weltschmertz2020 I swear he does mention about his name on a show i saw on Comedy Central....that's what I thought I was going to find here.

[ValiantVendetta]

@Weltschmertz2020 Still better than Patience or Latisha.

[78donjon]

@Weltschmertz2020 He's clowned his own name plenty of times in his other stand-ups.

[1987ian]

yeah. but he also should have said those ghetto names like tranquantre,lishiqua,ta'hashi,­princess,de'quan,ja'marcus,etc­.

[auteur116]

my cousin's friend (who's a teacher) taught a girl named le-a and it wasn't pronounced leah. it was pronounced ledasha.

[Xxblink182Xxrox]

@auteur116 hahahaha that's really funny..

[jleb310ce]

" This can't be right...Vaseline ? "LOL!

[robsmusic1]

I went to school with a kid and his first name was.....................wait for it......

GAYLORD

and it gets worse his parents would send him to school with leather shorts and suspenders

and freaking leather riding boots.

[williamss89]

hahah this was funny as heck

[xstephaniie]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

[BRITNxE]

I TA for a history class at my high school. And there is a kid that's name is Anal. They say it like, uh-nal. But the kids name is Anal, no matter how they say it. I just wanna smack his parents. Haha.

[atworldsend24]

Anal actually sounds like a awesome name. It could be spelt Anall or something though...

[MYheroMJrip]

Vaseline sounds like a cute name too.

[Midnightx77]

my friend is a teacher in the city and one of her students name is "one million" thats this lil' boys name haha "ONE MILLION" now that is fuckin weird!

[79481429]

Whats the last two names he said?

[hottnspiceyy]

Mistake-alina, and condombuster

[79481429]

oh snap! thats gotta be hard on them kids...

[hottnspiceyy]

haha ! yeah for sure . Funny though

[holiday988]

don't no one care

[aftermathfool]

Its all about the U lol

[wallcrawler50]

lol his name is Finesse.

[ClassicTVMan81]

Putting my gentlemanly skills to the test, here is my list for people opposite my gender:

*Carrie Mia Round

*Kim Jhoon Rhee ("Kim" is not only a popular girl name, but is also a common surname for Korean families; "Jhoon" refers not only to famed Tae Kwon Do grandmaster Jhoon Rhee, but can also be a re-spelling of "June"; and "Rhee" can be a re-spelling of "Lee/Leigh."

[TheFearlessFish]

I knew a kid named Shabaka once.

I'm not even kidding.

[iSoBoredMeIs]

My teacher told me about this chick

named Ladasha.

But her name was spelled:

L-A.

NO LIE. LOL.

[qwerty05101]

my eighth grade physical science teacher mrs. green told my class she once had a student named ladasha only it was spelled like lea only with an accent mark over the a

[fallenxandxbroken]

Haha, I know a L-A, too! Maybe the same one? Lets' hope only one set of parents got that lazy.... ^^

[ZOMGitsKevin]

i know this chick named Shithead

pronounced

Shih-Theed

'LMAOMFMOWET

[j02631]

ROFL VAZLIN

[LissaChelle9002]

Here's a tip for new parents: Unless your child's name has a discernible meaning, please, please, PLEASE don't put it on the birth certificate.

[pryorpeps]

real names:

orangejello(or-ahn-jel-lo)

lemonjello(leh-mon-jel-lo)

^^twins^^

da-washa

da-drya

^^also twins^^

shaparadise

naybooshay

= all ghetto lol

[brinkgurl]

i know twins name

orangejello and lemonjello

my friend used to baby sit them

and a girl named

(sounds like da-ken-yah but spelled dickinya)

[derpenstein]

Ironic bit from a guy named "Finesse"

[prepschoolkid]

LMAO!! its better than "Escalade"

[Wordskeet]

@derpenstein haha yes, yes it is



[biggreenex]

@derpenstein i was thinking the same thing bud lol

[TheEdumacator]

@derpenstein Thats a stage name not his real name. (Alfred Langston Mitchell). Sadly real people have stupid names so its funny and true.

[yellowcougar18]

@derpenstein

He does reference it in a sketch. I posted the link below. He was probably caught for time with the sketch.

[aaronbxiii]

@derpenstein finesse is so common lol. maybe im just used to it

[MinGophers]

@derpenstein He mentions his own name right after the video ended. Ive seen the whole bit before

[kdog1064]

i walked into my room

they were playing loud music, making out, throwing the football around

then all the boys walked in

[emoluver713]

haha here's some: Ben Dover Luh-a (pronounced as luh dash ah) Chris P. Bacon Jeff Artz (say fast) Harry Balls Ophelia Butts Harry Pits Richard Banger (now insert the nickname: Dick) Semore Butts All real people!!! Kairi-chan<333

[ThePanther08]

I know one Asshole prounced as Ass-ho-lay LMAO real person

[Slipknot2506]

What about Adolf Oliver Busche? XDDD

[Bballkaisk]

HE LOOK LIKE DEREK FISHER

[LAL4LIFE1]

he should still be on SNL lol