I visualized the sun heating the surface of the ocean a couple thousand kilometers from me. Than I visualized some winds pushing the forming clouds. Than I visualized the clouds becoming bigger and bigger as is was approaching me.
And than, I visualized the rain.
And it worked!
This is the proof that my very act of visualizing make it happen.
Of course, it wouldn't have work if my chakras weren't aligned...
Hey dude! I believe in the Secret totally and little things have happened buut I love this video!!! I couldnt help but laugh lol. 5 stars for you!! :) I love your accent by the way...i wish i had one!
ok you are in the car with your dad and drives into a tree and dies.you are in criticle condition.you are rushed to the hospital and the docter says I can not operate on him...this is my son.how does this happen.
Amusing parity, however there is a lot to be said about having a positive attitude and having goals fueled by some level of drive. We will experience difficulties in our lives, however it shouldn't detour us from trying to live with some level of enthusiasm for the future.
Electromagnetism is true indeed, and ties in with consciousness, but if your going to have any success you should be tuning your Third Eye, the pineal gland.
Open your third eye, further activate your pineal gland. Forget a website, buy the ebook, and keep it with you for regular referencing. Watch the video on my channel, then go to the Amazon Kindle store and buy How To Open Your Third Eye by Jim Naga for $0.99.
Btw.. true , that's a lifechanging film/book , but i'll have a lamborghini in my garage just by thinking it? Nah.. i don't believe :D. Thinking good have nice consequences , but don't start on exaggerating. Now i leave you.. i heard something in my garage.
Discover the Gift is a must see for everyone. I honestly believe that this message needs to spread like wildfire. Truly life changing. What would this world look like if everyone discovered their gift and then shared it with the world? Imagine that.
@7OakSouls I personally love them misunderstand quantum mechanics. It's just one more reason to tell yourself "wow, I am so much better then that guy right over there."
thanx for this, "the secret" is totally crap and none sense. A complete bullshit inside dressed in gold and pearls exactly like the "showbiz" thingie.
Haha it's a funny video, and I totally understand your negative points against the secret. But I guess that at the end of the day there is always a no, but there could be a yes. So why not actually try and put effort into it. :)
Truly funny. Would five you five stars but the universe failed to tell YouTube to use a star rating system.
The Secret says I can get rich just by sitting here desiring money. And that's what I like about the Secret - it's easy. Just sitting here, desiring money and not having to do anything to get it.
@steeeeever : yeah but unfortunately most of the people expects negative things, that's why their performance become poor in everything they do. If you think positive...good vibes will flow in to your life....and you re always be on a stable mind to perform at your best all the time.
"the Secret" is really based upon the ancient text "the Kabbalah" it is the book Black Arts and worshipping Lucifer, it also is the Book of Alchemy and modern science, it is also the forbidden Knowledge Adam was banned from Eden for practicing.
I watched the video and these people on the video tell you that all you have to do is envision it and believe hard enough and it will come to you; and that ANYTHING bad that happens in your life is your fault because your attitude attracted it to you. What a load of BS!
I asked the Universe, for a Big Prick. And all I got, was a full length mirror, with the word "Gullable" where my for head would be . . . . Whats that all about ! ?
The secret is so incredibly offensive because it tells you that if you think negative thoughts the world will literally morph into something awful due to magical thought laws. Its flat out telling you that critical thinking will objectively turn your world into a shitty place and that the only answer is to think positive thoughts all the time. This theory is supported by many rich and famous people, lol
The original, very first, authentic 'secret' was published many yrs ago. Any thing following it, no matter how true or inspirational is an extension or copy.... The teachers of the secret today, wonderful as they are have simply expounded on an original.
"The secret" of the ages was originally written by: Robret Collier over 75 years ago.
great stuff, i realize youre being ironic, i love ironi, i would like to point out to you that the secret is nothing more than a clevout re invention of kabhala and ancient magic , hermetisicm. of course if you focus on getting a sports car you missed the hole point of the concepto this is why i belive the secret to be nothing more than new age hermetic displaced inmature propaghanda! love youre humor and sarcasm , thank you for your words of wisdom.
The reason lots of people do not get the results they want is because they think knowing it is enough, they dont actually practise it. You have to put yourself out there and believe you can achieve and actually do it! I've found a way that you can use to create the wealth and abundance you want in a practical approach. It enabled me to quit my job, work from home and make over $12000 a month. See my channl to know how..
entertaining! but i dont think thats quite how the secret works, theres more to it then just asking and visualizing, thats just the first step,you actually have to physicaly do the things that will bring you closer to what you want!They are saying if you want something bad enough you have to give everything to achieve it,that starts with an idea,then a dream and then action. Just like getting the job you want, you constantly think about it, dream of working there,and do your best at getting it=)
That's not what it's about dumbass.. It looks like your using the techniques in a pathetic way. Cuz your a pathetic person, shitty ass yellow piece of paper in the background. Why don't you "Think" of a new way to make money. Your either jealous about someone who believes in the loa, or you fear criticism.
You were one of those gullible idiots huh. Ha!
Fagot! With ur stupid sponge bob pirate acs. Bitch!
start visualizing ur hair groin up again.. or is it another part of ur comedy charm?.... like ur accent.. not funny @ all. keep on studyin dave chapelle..
start visualizing ur hair groin up again.. or is it another part of ur comedy charm?.... like ur accent.. not funny @ all. keep on studyin ave chapelle..
LOL seriously, I really LOL'd. Especially when he said men should dig a dungeon and get a bucket to lower and raise the lotion! Lamb chops, I'm craving lamb chops!
''The Secret' is sooooooo fake and flossy . If one has karma to melt down you can visualise and affirm things for a lifespan but it will be only in vain.
I suppose when you "thought " the idea up for this video you somehow didn't "visualize" or "intend" it being seen by a large audience. I suppose there is some other "law" you are keeping a "secret" that made it all happen. I suppose your "desire" to make "your message", humorous but distorted, available to the masses wasn't a "desire you had" but it all happened as a mere coincidence or random act. Perhaps you should write a book but wait, not a good idea. You may have to visualize an outcome!
stupid and not funny. he takes it all literally and then shows what a smart guy he is. everyone in the world knows you cant visualize a car and then you will magically get it.that's not what the book says either.
Do you also critizise shaving commercials with handsome guys and say "Hey,I'm not looking as good as that guy! This is all bs!"
How can you even critizise that you didnt get a porsche, although you visualized it. Nobody in his right mind would critizise that. It's just an example of how you can control yourself to achieve what you feel is right. Is that so hard to unterstand?
@Mancini234 "It's just an example of how you can control yourself to achieve what you feel is right. Is that so hard to unterstand?"
No that's not hard to understand but you miss the point, that's NOT how it's sold. You can't say one thing and then say "Oh well I didn't mean that, I meant something completely different"
You're now using the same argument as religions use to defend something written in a literal manner thousands of years ago, saying you have to interpret it differently. It's bs
i hate the advirtisment they put before the videos, you don´t want to watch the fucking ad and they don´t give you the chance to choose not to watch, I´ll never buy head and shoulders fucking shoompo.
fucking youtube does not give us the option to jump the ad before the video.
If you want 'to be something in the world'. all the magick in the world will only serve to unbalance that lop sided ego even more. 'The Secret' is the most shallow application of Magick I've ever seen presented.
@kopilit This is what I've been telling people since the book became popular. Many won't accept that they're doing Magick, even if it is all in their mind.
Law of attraction..the simple reason it doesnt work for many many people is because many people continue on thinking why it doesnt work for them. You have to be on the same frequency with the object of your desire. Reflection in the mirror-look at your reflection..the same concept with any materialization- you have to convince yourself that the object (or event) of your desire has already happened. as simple as that lol..only then things and events start to materialize.....
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE ITACTUALLY
As I browse the fluff on YouTube, those "Secret" videos popped up. Supposedly, the YouTube referral engine understands that I like physics, and the idiots that want material success misinterpret quantum physics as some bullshit that will help them get red sports cars, a "hot" spouse or a showcase house. So the references to quantum physics came up.
I visualized my own responses to this BS, then low and behold! YOU come along and say what needed to be said! Coincidence? ;-)
The only power in the book 'The Secret' is the power to take money out of the pockets of gullible people & put it into the pockets of publishers of pure gibberish & unconvincing writers that conjure up scummy dross from the dregs of pathetically feeble imaginations by repackaging old conjurers tricks, who become twisted chasing ignus fatuus.
the secret -> just another lie, another fantassy, it's not even a theory; but people believe what they want to and this fantassy about controlling destiny with your mind, fits just perfectly to the 99% of the population... just another way of stopping human race evolution!
@steeeeever no i am just fed up with trying to make people see that the law of attraction does work..ok fine it does not work have it your way, sorry about that, but itdoes work for me, goodbye goodluck......
@chijim70 Yes you are right , but only for you oh you will also effect anybody close to you who listens to your negativity. Im going to have to block you now because you will never but I wiss you well and hope you enjoy your 2012 awakening but I do fear you will not be able to handle it.
@steeeeever Yes you are right , but only for you oh you will also effect anybody close to you who listens to your negativity. Im going to have to block you now because you will never but I wiss you well and hope you enjoy your 2012 awakening but I do fear you will not be able to handle it.
@chijim70 Yes you are right, Its called the law of attraction, I also find that the more I put in the more I get back...I think you are confused and don't no that science (Quantum physics) has proved without doubt that the law of attraction works.Pay if forward etc its all the same.the very action of watching an atom controls it.Take a look at (What the bleep do we know) Ok I will let you have the last word,I attracted you but am now board with this.You don't have to believe it its your choice
Very Funny & very silly Man lol He only proves the law attraction works. He used it to make his point/video :) But it does takes action on your B half 2 attract what u visualize n ur heart & mind. They work 2gether! I think the film The Secret is very clear on this. Unfortunately a would B comics like this gentleman (with his limited research) only exploits a small part of the info given. But i must say so has many of the people that embrace the film & many that go 2 the Ecopy Church in LA.
well, you get what you are NOW. if youre living negatively in the NOW, that just what you get MORE of ..NEGATIVITY!. Let me know when youre ready to think of yourself as something MORE than this negative shit.
A Very negitive man and the law of attraction will never work for him in positive way. Its a bit like listening to the man who fails in life and then beliving every word he says, if you belive him you will be right and so will he !!! be carfull what you belive for it will come true :o) lol
U simply have2believe&keep yer belief2yourself4if2people believe against yer single belief they will cancel your belief from possibility,4instance if 10,mil people believe there is an ongoing Afghan war over terror it will take the conscious belief of 11,mill 2 believe or protest its ending into existence,The media creates the war in the minds of the masses& the masses help suport & believe war into existence 4 if nobody believed that Afghan were responsible there wood B no war.It= mind control.
@Thedano1974 rich can also be health or whatever. So judging @alinafierra's optimism she's probably very rich! The secret is not just about getting/having a lot if money.
To AlinaFierra The power of positive thinking is good but I've been picturing myself rich for the past 43 years using a technique called Meta Talk and I'm still waiting.
I can't picture myself poor ever but that doesn't mean it won't ever happen.
The Secret was unknown to most people till Oprah Winfrey, already rich endorsed it.
Joe Vitali says negative unconscious thoughts can sabotage but I think he's full of it and just wants to sell books. Unconscious thoughts are pure instinct.
the secret is just another device to distract those from the real truth JESUS CHRIST. People trust me you dont want to be left behind. the secret was built to lure you in by making up laws that you are already comfortable with so you wont have to change. People in the world dont want to accept JESUS CHRIST because they will have to change so the old sly called Satan, Lucifer, Devil, Son of the Morning found another way to get you all to burn in HELLS fire with him.
The secret is not about getting things because you imagine them. It's about being happy. When you feel good, you will attract more feeling good. If you try feeling what it would be like to have something, and that makes you feel good, the law of attraction will give you that feeling of getting the something in the easiest way possible. The reason why no one can fly is because no one believe they can. The more you think about something the more it will become true.
@Fallerfit So you are saying that the hunger problem in Africa is because of their negativity? And it would be solved if they were positive about starving to death. That is some serious bullshit. I play basketball, and I want to dunk like crazy, and I worked really hard for it, and believed in myself. Actually I worked a bit too hard, and I dunked it a couple of times, but then I got some serious knee pain, and I was out for like 6 months, then I got it over with, and I worked again...
@Fallerfit ...and then one day I could dunk it again, and trust me, I was so happy, and I was like "now it's smooth sailing to the NBA or whatever", and then a couple of hours later, I broke my ankle, and I've been out for over a month now. I still believe in myself like crazy, but trust me, shit happens no matter how good you feel. Your thoughts happen in your head, not on the outside reality. Belief doesn't change what happens in reality in any way.
@BullockDesignConcept thers no secret its a scam to make less fortunate people feel like we still have a chance when we never did, the truth is you have to be a liar,cheater or a killer at some point to get wealthy,rich or be a person of fame or importants to them hence the public.
This is so amusingly ignorant! Don't believe in limited potential propaganda! Live life without limiting beliefs and you will find out its magic! Find out for yourself! You are more than they want you to know! Explore yourself! :)
@TheDano1947 Rich enough. LOL! Being optimist beats being pessimist any time. We create your own reality and that is a fact not a dream. Look up biologist Bruce Lipton for starter. Research my friend! Find out for yourself. My life is AMAZING now and believe me I've been way down. I lost my whole family within 5 years and I just wanted to die. I went on a self search for 4 years and my whole world changed. Don't pay attention to the negative propaganda! You are more than they want you to know!
I don't know for this guy but the secret sure works for me :) I got a watch this Christmas that I wanted really bad :) and I didn't even have to ask for it :) I don't know if it's coincidence but sine I knew about the secret things for me have changed soooo much :D
Not that it is satanic but it is purely deceptive. What is sad is Billy Mayes could have sold this book. I can see it now:
Have you ever wanted a better life? More money? Nice cars? A larger nicer home? Look no further, now you can have it all with this simple little book . For only 19.99. Act now and we will throw in this full color movie for only 12.95. Dont hesitate, You can have it all. And as a bonus we will throw in a special dose of false hope. "The Secret it can be yours"
I visualized the sun heating the surface of the ocean a couple thousand kilometers from me. Than I visualized some winds pushing the forming clouds. Than I visualized the clouds becoming bigger and bigger as is was approaching me.
And than, I visualized the rain.
And it worked!
This is the proof that my very act of visualizing make it happen.
Of course, it wouldn't have work if my chakras weren't aligned...
fl260 6 days ago
If you master law of attraction the universe will send you cunami that will wash away all your family and leave you a penyless orfan..EPIC
KorisnickoIme84 1 week ago
LOL !
DancinFool 2 weeks ago
Thoroughly un-enjoyable, perhaps you need some good friends who are honest about your entertainment skills to save us all the time.....
StalkJAXbean 3 weeks ago
@StalkJAXbean I guess the majority enjoyed.
crieiessacontaagora 2 weeks ago
fake accent
TheReubenDean 1 month ago
this is great! best video ever
345teste 1 month ago 2
what a bunch of bullshit coming out of his mouth! LOL!
gazebogrrl 2 months ago
SECRETCEPTION.
arisadaminami 2 months ago
What about the economy?!? Shouldn't all the Greeks just think about retiring at 25 and it will all come true for them?
blitzblutz 2 months ago
He may be wrong, but he is funny. I want a 32 sided die!
needparalegal 3 months ago
Hey dude! I believe in the Secret totally and little things have happened buut I love this video!!! I couldnt help but laugh lol. 5 stars for you!! :) I love your accent by the way...i wish i had one!
pinkfloatingelephant 4 months ago
@pinkfloatingelephant Picture yourself having that outrageous accent!
TheRoninshaman 2 months ago
@pinkfloatingelephant You're a Pink Floating Elephant, dude. You can have all the accent you want.
crieiessacontaagora 2 weeks ago
ok you are in the car with your dad and drives into a tree and dies.you are in criticle condition.you are rushed to the hospital and the docter says I can not operate on him...this is my son.how does this happen.
also all I did was search youtube secrets....
austinX117 5 months ago
Hillarious! Not surprising that you're a Scotsman - y'all seem to have extra-common sense. Cheers.
rh001YT 5 months ago
Worth my 5 minutes
relenkwish777 5 months ago 2
how can you say the flying spaghetti monster is not real when it is apparent that you have been touched by his noodly appendage?
xtremegamer4696 5 months ago
The flying sppaghetti monster doesnt believe in you either!
Sleyd 5 months ago 7
the new secret is that the secret wasn't the secret after all, this was a riot!
movadoband 5 months ago
Amusing parity, however there is a lot to be said about having a positive attitude and having goals fueled by some level of drive. We will experience difficulties in our lives, however it shouldn't detour us from trying to live with some level of enthusiasm for the future.
BuzWeaver 6 months ago
STILL LOVE YOU! LOVED YOU BACK IN 2007 AND STILL LAUGHED JUST AS HARD!
lilylalatorre1 6 months ago
oh my gosh... you are sooo refreshing. and so funny... I think i'm in love
huliofarero 6 months ago
its funny watching you fight something that has not been forced upon you.gday
M33t3y 6 months ago
Where did you come from? I'm a new fan! LOL!!!
SukaStyle 6 months ago
Electromagnetism is true indeed, and ties in with consciousness, but if your going to have any success you should be tuning your Third Eye, the pineal gland.
Open your third eye, further activate your pineal gland. Forget a website, buy the ebook, and keep it with you for regular referencing. Watch the video on my channel, then go to the Amazon Kindle store and buy How To Open Your Third Eye by Jim Naga for $0.99.
pinealglandajna 6 months ago
Btw.. true , that's a lifechanging film/book , but i'll have a lamborghini in my garage just by thinking it? Nah.. i don't believe :D. Thinking good have nice consequences , but don't start on exaggerating. Now i leave you.. i heard something in my garage.
YTAgent47 6 months ago
Discover the Gift is a must see for everyone. I honestly believe that this message needs to spread like wildfire. Truly life changing. What would this world look like if everyone discovered their gift and then shared it with the world? Imagine that.
PrestonPresscott 6 months ago
@7OakSouls I personally love them misunderstand quantum mechanics. It's just one more reason to tell yourself "wow, I am so much better then that guy right over there."
EJNewbury 6 months ago
WHAT? FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS DON'T EXIST? Man and I just wasted a day reading The Secret to get one as a pet. *sigh*
crazyhypergurl 7 months ago
@crazyhypergurl you are taking it the worng way! don't give up!!!1!111! If u giv up tha univars will not giv you the maccaroni pet..
YTAgent47 6 months ago
and you would know the secrets? tell me why god is balled! cast iron meat mincers are none magnetic!
AUTubeN22 7 months ago
THIS IS SO FUNNY
12101andyoutub 7 months ago
thanx for this, "the secret" is totally crap and none sense. A complete bullshit inside dressed in gold and pearls exactly like the "showbiz" thingie.
ElectroColdTouch 7 months ago
that's educational, ironic i know, but i need more education to not splill the beans!
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xxx000140xxx 7 months ago
dude! awesome!
Myvideos610 7 months ago
Haha it's a funny video, and I totally understand your negative points against the secret. But I guess that at the end of the day there is always a no, but there could be a yes. So why not actually try and put effort into it. :)
3xni 7 months ago
Truly funny. Would five you five stars but the universe failed to tell YouTube to use a star rating system.
The Secret says I can get rich just by sitting here desiring money. And that's what I like about the Secret - it's easy. Just sitting here, desiring money and not having to do anything to get it.
Drtomterrific 7 months ago
@steeeeever : yeah but unfortunately most of the people expects negative things, that's why their performance become poor in everything they do. If you think positive...good vibes will flow in to your life....and you re always be on a stable mind to perform at your best all the time.
siegmerl 7 months ago
To much southpark for this guy.
H3NNN 7 months ago
people are controlled by numbers just change the numbers
IPOSER9 7 months ago
nice video ! good job!
surrender2thelight 7 months ago
You either create your own reality or you don't - but you can't have it both ways.
Making fun of something that is there to tell you that you actually do create your own reality is not the best way to empower yourself.
PhillLOL 7 months ago
@PhillLOL Iike mom always said "if you dont have something nice to say"
surrender2thelight 7 months ago 5
less then 1 man ,less then 1, btw your accent suck
prasiprassi 7 months ago
obviously its not about achieving material products for your own selfishness. research a bit more moron
austintrainor 7 months ago
"the Secret" is really based upon the ancient text "the Kabbalah" it is the book Black Arts and worshipping Lucifer, it also is the Book of Alchemy and modern science, it is also the forbidden Knowledge Adam was banned from Eden for practicing.
libertydogfight 7 months ago
LOL
zzzzzzzz0zzzzzzzz 7 months ago
LOL
acidbath32 8 months ago
I watched the video and these people on the video tell you that all you have to do is envision it and believe hard enough and it will come to you; and that ANYTHING bad that happens in your life is your fault because your attitude attracted it to you. What a load of BS!
librasun2629 8 months ago
This is a boring secret. Somehow i know that its not possible to get shit by visualising it. Dude, your material needs way more attention.
horrorflesh 8 months ago
so funny!
Dickeyj2010 8 months ago
The Secret, doesn`t work !
I asked the Universe, for a Big Prick. And all I got, was a full length mirror, with the word "Gullable" where my for head would be . . . . Whats that all about ! ?
jazzmanzoot 8 months ago
@jazzmanzoot than thats becouse you don't know how to use it! you don't beleive in yourself enough. but not everyone will.
eroticaromance79 8 months ago
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The secret is so incredibly offensive because it tells you that if you think negative thoughts the world will literally morph into something awful due to magical thought laws. Its flat out telling you that critical thinking will objectively turn your world into a shitty place and that the only answer is to think positive thoughts all the time. This theory is supported by many rich and famous people, lol
version191 8 months ago
good job man
tololololo9001 8 months ago
The original, very first, authentic 'secret' was published many yrs ago. Any thing following it, no matter how true or inspirational is an extension or copy.... The teachers of the secret today, wonderful as they are have simply expounded on an original.
"The secret" of the ages was originally written by: Robret Collier over 75 years ago.
yippytube 8 months ago
Hahahha I think the SECRET worked for you =)
squelchdown 8 months ago
I started watching the movie "the secret", after 5 minutes i had to fight myself not to smash the screen and throw my dvd out the window.
My friend recommended this movie to me, i vision myself having one less friend in the near future.
eran5005 8 months ago
great stuff, i realize youre being ironic, i love ironi, i would like to point out to you that the secret is nothing more than a clevout re invention of kabhala and ancient magic , hermetisicm. of course if you focus on getting a sports car you missed the hole point of the concepto this is why i belive the secret to be nothing more than new age hermetic displaced inmature propaghanda! love youre humor and sarcasm , thank you for your words of wisdom.
ELAREAGRIS 8 months ago
Great video! The Secret is a moronic book for desperate.uneducated cattle.
TheSebastianHaff 8 months ago
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The reason lots of people do not get the results they want is because they think knowing it is enough, they dont actually practise it. You have to put yourself out there and believe you can achieve and actually do it! I've found a way that you can use to create the wealth and abundance you want in a practical approach. It enabled me to quit my job, work from home and make over $12000 a month. See my channl to know how..
WealthWithinReach 8 months ago 10
you a loser i didnt post that. ha
KIRLOT1 8 months ago
entertaining! but i dont think thats quite how the secret works, theres more to it then just asking and visualizing, thats just the first step,you actually have to physicaly do the things that will bring you closer to what you want!They are saying if you want something bad enough you have to give everything to achieve it,that starts with an idea,then a dream and then action. Just like getting the job you want, you constantly think about it, dream of working there,and do your best at getting it=)
KIRLOT1 8 months ago
@KIRLOT1 And then when you get it you find out that it sucks. Damn, shoulda just let myself be. Oh well.
johnmcmns199 8 months ago
youre a dick!
shyvixx1 8 months ago
Soon as I master The Secret, I'm going on the Chat Circuit. Yay! Success, here I come.
forensicdrew 8 months ago
LOOOOOOSEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bafasoulja 8 months ago
That's not what it's about dumbass.. It looks like your using the techniques in a pathetic way. Cuz your a pathetic person, shitty ass yellow piece of paper in the background. Why don't you "Think" of a new way to make money. Your either jealous about someone who believes in the loa, or you fear criticism.
You were one of those gullible idiots huh. Ha!
Fagot! With ur stupid sponge bob pirate acs. Bitch!
ECinSC 8 months ago
haha
TheAndx17 8 months ago
magnetic skin head :P
jushal05 9 months ago
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start visualizing ur hair groin up again.. or is it another part of ur comedy charm?.... like ur accent.. not funny @ all. keep on studyin dave chapelle..
nikosntina 9 months ago
start visualizing ur hair groin up again.. or is it another part of ur comedy charm?.... like ur accent.. not funny @ all. keep on studyin ave chapelle..
nikosntina 9 months ago
fakest Irish Accent i ever heard
FaidleyEthan 9 months ago
@FaidleyEthan
I think that`s a Scottish accent.....in fact, I know it is.
lambros6 9 months ago
LOL seriously, I really LOL'd. Especially when he said men should dig a dungeon and get a bucket to lower and raise the lotion! Lamb chops, I'm craving lamb chops!
kingseller1 9 months ago
its not secret if its public
TrueDominguez 9 months ago
this is not the old youtube the 5 stars ur talking about is GONE! so the universe won't grant ur wish.....
iamJunica 9 months ago
:)))))ahahahahahha:DDDDD
mastakur 9 months ago
materialistic shit... got it. nice vid
jackblacksutube 9 months ago
Abe is amazing. If you want more from other channelers check out the two Tuning In documentaries at tuninginmovie..com
Gatsby999888 10 months ago
"He who says he can, and he who says he can't are both usually right" Confucius
Life is way more fun when you know all your dreams became true.
You just have to respect others beliefs or religions, even if they are 2.000 years old and come from countries like India, or China, or Nepal.
Oh, wait, these are third world countries... They don't know what the hell they're talking about!
A Brazillian
nicolledornellas 10 months ago
Very funny video. Thank you.
rykoodasr 10 months ago
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''The Secret' is sooooooo fake and flossy . If one has karma to melt down you can visualise and affirm things for a lifespan but it will be only in vain.
mmyylleenn 10 months ago
hahaha, i like the ending XD
raptormancro 10 months ago
ıF one thing is very good, many people revile at it..it is a refrain
MrInsanolun 10 months ago
o_o;
JayantKumarZ 10 months ago
I suppose when you "thought " the idea up for this video you somehow didn't "visualize" or "intend" it being seen by a large audience. I suppose there is some other "law" you are keeping a "secret" that made it all happen. I suppose your "desire" to make "your message", humorous but distorted, available to the masses wasn't a "desire you had" but it all happened as a mere coincidence or random act. Perhaps you should write a book but wait, not a good idea. You may have to visualize an outcome!
AlexanderR1960 10 months ago
stupid and not funny. he takes it all literally and then shows what a smart guy he is. everyone in the world knows you cant visualize a car and then you will magically get it.that's not what the book says either.
Mancini234 10 months ago
@Mancini234 Lmfao... That's what ALL the marketing spiel says though. Book doesn't deliver on what it sells huh? Surprise fucking surprise.
Badhabitsjay 10 months ago
@Badhabitsjay
Do you also critizise shaving commercials with handsome guys and say "Hey,I'm not looking as good as that guy! This is all bs!"
How can you even critizise that you didnt get a porsche, although you visualized it. Nobody in his right mind would critizise that. It's just an example of how you can control yourself to achieve what you feel is right. Is that so hard to unterstand?
Mancini234 10 months ago
@Mancini234 "It's just an example of how you can control yourself to achieve what you feel is right. Is that so hard to unterstand?"
No that's not hard to understand but you miss the point, that's NOT how it's sold. You can't say one thing and then say "Oh well I didn't mean that, I meant something completely different"
You're now using the same argument as religions use to defend something written in a literal manner thousands of years ago, saying you have to interpret it differently. It's bs
Badhabitsjay 10 months ago
@Mancini234 lol.
pjnlsn 10 months ago
To be honest I think the Secret is basically self fulfilling prophecy... which may or may not be metaphysical, depending on your perception.
panzerfavst 10 months ago
I can't identify the accent...sounds somewhat German or South African.
panzerfavst 10 months ago
When I watched this video last night, my computer crashed.... just so you know....
Pinkfon 10 months ago
i hate the advirtisment they put before the videos, you don´t want to watch the fucking ad and they don´t give you the chance to choose not to watch, I´ll never buy head and shoulders fucking shoompo.
fucking youtube does not give us the option to jump the ad before the video.
arielsouzasoares 10 months ago
if u want the actual way this works... look up abraham hicks. this is funny though
MotoXracer450 10 months ago
Very funny!
neverfoundthetime 10 months ago
hehehe u're funny man.. :) see the universe is giving u more views... :P hahahah :PPP
Sanestal 10 months ago
"OutSide The Box Video."
LKJPDUR 10 months ago
Intresting but what's a gar??? 2:17
lucyr2000 10 months ago
that was you thinking with your cock again and it magnatised the sausage press to it lol....funny vid good one
reksub10 10 months ago
You can believe what you want, but while your wasting your time making parody's, the people who want to be something in this world, will be.
TheEmilyscissorhands 10 months ago
@TheEmilyscissorhands
If you want 'to be something in the world'. all the magick in the world will only serve to unbalance that lop sided ego even more. 'The Secret' is the most shallow application of Magick I've ever seen presented.
kopilit 10 months ago
@kopilit This is what I've been telling people since the book became popular. Many won't accept that they're doing Magick, even if it is all in their mind.
ThePurpleSeahorse 10 months ago
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Law of attraction..the simple reason it doesnt work for many many people is because many people continue on thinking why it doesnt work for them. You have to be on the same frequency with the object of your desire. Reflection in the mirror-look at your reflection..the same concept with any materialization- you have to convince yourself that the object (or event) of your desire has already happened. as simple as that lol..only then things and events start to materialize.....
RUSSKAYAG 10 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE
whitey4563 10 months ago
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE ITACTUALLY
TheKNB1990 10 months ago
lol
TheKNB1990 10 months ago
Hilarious
sherkhan17 10 months ago
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Just stoppin by
anxietyawaynow 10 months ago
hey, just stopping by...
anxietyawaynow 10 months ago
Your funny but I am sure you didn't miss the point that much.
atheismrocks71 11 months ago
Fuckin hilarious!
As I browse the fluff on YouTube, those "Secret" videos popped up. Supposedly, the YouTube referral engine understands that I like physics, and the idiots that want material success misinterpret quantum physics as some bullshit that will help them get red sports cars, a "hot" spouse or a showcase house. So the references to quantum physics came up.
I visualized my own responses to this BS, then low and behold! YOU come along and say what needed to be said! Coincidence? ;-)
OldSchoolSkill 11 months ago 19
It pust the lotion on its skin or else it gets the house agin. <3 <3 <3
demonkai930 11 months ago
Hes a typical...but his ignorance was pretty hilarious
PSYCHOcPAP 11 months ago
@PSYCHOcPAP
I take it you actually *believe* in the secret?
sakar181 11 months ago
@sakar181 i can tell you what i dont believe in, semantics lol
PSYCHOcPAP 10 months ago
Sarcasm is for crusty old men.
BayviewFinch 11 months ago
STUPID!
margiliketarget 11 months ago
A great man once said "if ya ain't thinking about pussy ya ain't concentrating.
curlybobz 11 months ago
Hahahaha... everyone's a comedian! This guy's funny. But personally, "The Secret" works... just keep believing and it will happen. :)
rrrufruf 11 months ago
this video is stupid
ReinaValera1865 11 months ago
@ReinaValera1865
SUPER STUPID!
margiliketarget 11 months ago
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The only power in the book 'The Secret' is the power to take money out of the pockets of gullible people & put it into the pockets of publishers of pure gibberish & unconvincing writers that conjure up scummy dross from the dregs of pathetically feeble imaginations by repackaging old conjurers tricks, who become twisted chasing ignus fatuus.
HeLpLOstGOdAny1 11 months ago
the secret -> just another lie, another fantassy, it's not even a theory; but people believe what they want to and this fantassy about controlling destiny with your mind, fits just perfectly to the 99% of the population... just another way of stopping human race evolution!
yenom711 11 months ago
@yenom711
validealeru 11 months ago
speak english....
prankmakers95 1 year ago
hahahahahaha thumbs up man!!
Mirrodin82 1 year ago
@steeeeever no i am just fed up with trying to make people see that the law of attraction does work..ok fine it does not work have it your way, sorry about that, but itdoes work for me, goodbye goodluck......
youraslave 1 year ago
Hey Mark, thanks to have some kind of humor.... yes it s stupid
you re right
the fact you attract negative comments makes just stick me in more!
cyrilruelle1 1 year ago
@chijim70 And i suppose you have legitimate facts that prove this to be false?
Krydoc 1 year ago
This man here is why most of America lives shitty lives. This man has no connection to his spirit and its going to have bad results in the end
Krydoc 1 year ago
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@chijim70 Yes you are right , but only for you oh you will also effect anybody close to you who listens to your negativity. Im going to have to block you now because you will never but I wiss you well and hope you enjoy your 2012 awakening but I do fear you will not be able to handle it.
youraslave 1 year ago
@steeeeever Yes you are right , but only for you oh you will also effect anybody close to you who listens to your negativity. Im going to have to block you now because you will never but I wiss you well and hope you enjoy your 2012 awakening but I do fear you will not be able to handle it.
youraslave 1 year ago
what a wanker.
iluvrnb1 1 year ago
@chijim70 Yes you are right, Its called the law of attraction, I also find that the more I put in the more I get back...I think you are confused and don't no that science (Quantum physics) has proved without doubt that the law of attraction works.Pay if forward etc its all the same.the very action of watching an atom controls it.Take a look at (What the bleep do we know) Ok I will let you have the last word,I attracted you but am now board with this.You don't have to believe it its your choice
youraslave 1 year ago
a fagot irish
SLOW TAKING COUSE OF THE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BINGE DRIKING
AND ACTUALLY BELIVES HIS OPINIONS WORTH
MORE THE A PILE OF HORSE SHEAT:)
WAHT A FAGJACK
ABOSOLUTEKNOWLEDGE 1 year ago
The secret is not, "He who denied it supplied it." The secret IS, "He who smelt it dealt it."
FelchBelcher 1 year ago
rofl
you is funny
harrowbits 1 year ago
@chijim70 And as you belive IT WILL BE TRUE....LOL you are right.....It will never work for YOU !!! HARD LUCK
youraslave 1 year ago
Belief of any kind is silliness.
SaganAppreciationSoc 1 year ago
get fucked
kecskef6 1 year ago
The secret actually worked for me for the two days i've known about it. these have been an amazing 2 days, undoubtly the best i had all month :P
Koolked96 1 year ago
Sheesh, You Tube Where did you pick this guy up some dive comedy joint on open mic night ,or SNL prehaps?
poopiebuggie 1 year ago
Very Funny & very silly Man lol He only proves the law attraction works. He used it to make his point/video :) But it does takes action on your B half 2 attract what u visualize n ur heart & mind. They work 2gether! I think the film The Secret is very clear on this. Unfortunately a would B comics like this gentleman (with his limited research) only exploits a small part of the info given. But i must say so has many of the people that embrace the film & many that go 2 the Ecopy Church in LA.
Majorjoy6565 1 year ago
well, you get what you are NOW. if youre living negatively in the NOW, that just what you get MORE of ..NEGATIVITY!. Let me know when youre ready to think of yourself as something MORE than this negative shit.
ElephantGeorge 1 year ago
A Very negitive man and the law of attraction will never work for him in positive way. Its a bit like listening to the man who fails in life and then beliving every word he says, if you belive him you will be right and so will he !!! be carfull what you belive for it will come true :o) lol
youraslave 1 year ago
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youraslave 1 year ago
U simply have2believe&keep yer belief2yourself4if2people believe against yer single belief they will cancel your belief from possibility,4instance if 10,mil people believe there is an ongoing Afghan war over terror it will take the conscious belief of 11,mill 2 believe or protest its ending into existence,The media creates the war in the minds of the masses& the masses help suport & believe war into existence 4 if nobody believed that Afghan were responsible there wood B no war.It= mind control.
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TheMultimegasara 1 year ago
@Thedano1974 rich can also be health or whatever. So judging @alinafierra's optimism she's probably very rich! The secret is not just about getting/having a lot if money.
Cis4Chisholm 1 year ago
To AlinaFierra The power of positive thinking is good but I've been picturing myself rich for the past 43 years using a technique called Meta Talk and I'm still waiting.
I can't picture myself poor ever but that doesn't mean it won't ever happen.
The Secret was unknown to most people till Oprah Winfrey, already rich endorsed it.
Joe Vitali says negative unconscious thoughts can sabotage but I think he's full of it and just wants to sell books. Unconscious thoughts are pure instinct.
TheDano1947 1 year ago
You sure have allot to say for a man who went over the book for only what, 5 minutes?
shenurules 1 year ago
wow you funny man! keep up the good work!!!! :D
nazmibest 1 year ago
the secret is just another device to distract those from the real truth JESUS CHRIST. People trust me you dont want to be left behind. the secret was built to lure you in by making up laws that you are already comfortable with so you wont have to change. People in the world dont want to accept JESUS CHRIST because they will have to change so the old sly called Satan, Lucifer, Devil, Son of the Morning found another way to get you all to burn in HELLS fire with him.
ginnene28 1 year ago
The secret is not about getting things because you imagine them. It's about being happy. When you feel good, you will attract more feeling good. If you try feeling what it would be like to have something, and that makes you feel good, the law of attraction will give you that feeling of getting the something in the easiest way possible. The reason why no one can fly is because no one believe they can. The more you think about something the more it will become true.
Fallerfit 1 year ago
@Fallerfit So you are saying that the hunger problem in Africa is because of their negativity? And it would be solved if they were positive about starving to death. That is some serious bullshit. I play basketball, and I want to dunk like crazy, and I worked really hard for it, and believed in myself. Actually I worked a bit too hard, and I dunked it a couple of times, but then I got some serious knee pain, and I was out for like 6 months, then I got it over with, and I worked again...
EliasJordan3 1 year ago
@Fallerfit ...and then one day I could dunk it again, and trust me, I was so happy, and I was like "now it's smooth sailing to the NBA or whatever", and then a couple of hours later, I broke my ankle, and I've been out for over a month now. I still believe in myself like crazy, but trust me, shit happens no matter how good you feel. Your thoughts happen in your head, not on the outside reality. Belief doesn't change what happens in reality in any way.
EliasJordan3 1 year ago
@Fallerfit but you cant aquire things just being happy without any effort skill and knowledge
eddynor10987 11 months ago
can someone please send me a message explaining this "secret". please.
BullockDesignConcept 1 year ago
Watch the movie :) or read the book
mylifeits 1 year ago
@BullockDesignConcept thers no secret its a scam to make less fortunate people feel like we still have a chance when we never did, the truth is you have to be a liar,cheater or a killer at some point to get wealthy,rich or be a person of fame or importants to them hence the public.
blackwoodjankins 1 year ago
Life is a paradox. You are very funny what you say makes sense and the secret does work----for some! Life Is beautiful no doubt.
jedicounselar 1 year ago
This is so amusingly ignorant! Don't believe in limited potential propaganda! Live life without limiting beliefs and you will find out its magic! Find out for yourself! You are more than they want you to know! Explore yourself! :)
AlinaFierra 1 year ago
@AlinaFierra You sound like a dreamer and an extreme optimist. Are ya rich yet.
TheDano1947 1 year ago
@TheDano1947 Rich enough. LOL! Being optimist beats being pessimist any time. We create your own reality and that is a fact not a dream. Look up biologist Bruce Lipton for starter. Research my friend! Find out for yourself. My life is AMAZING now and believe me I've been way down. I lost my whole family within 5 years and I just wanted to die. I went on a self search for 4 years and my whole world changed. Don't pay attention to the negative propaganda! You are more than they want you to know!
AlinaFierra 1 year ago
You are so cute. Muaah! Peace.
~Moisel~
MoiselSpecky 1 year ago
I don't know for this guy but the secret sure works for me :) I got a watch this Christmas that I wanted really bad :) and I didn't even have to ask for it :) I don't know if it's coincidence but sine I knew about the secret things for me have changed soooo much :D
Armand0008 1 year ago
is he trying to be funny cus this is funny..lol
MrRAIDR912 1 year ago
its really obvious to me your fake accent
CALIFORNIA641 1 year ago
@CALIFORNIA641 really?!!!!
SunsetAura 1 year ago
Not that it is satanic but it is purely deceptive. What is sad is Billy Mayes could have sold this book. I can see it now:
Have you ever wanted a better life? More money? Nice cars? A larger nicer home? Look no further, now you can have it all with this simple little book . For only 19.99. Act now and we will throw in this full color movie for only 12.95. Dont hesitate, You can have it all. And as a bonus we will throw in a special dose of false hope. "The Secret it can be yours"
kennethlesley 1 year ago
@kennethlesley I was thinking that Tom Vu would've been a better spokesman for it.
heckler73 1 year ago
@heckler73 lol thats funny
kennethlesley 1 year ago
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the secret= The flying spaghetti monster lol
kennethlesley 1 year ago
without a doubt,you should be on telly,good luck
bluemax1990 1 year ago