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  • I visualized the sun heating the surface of the ocean a couple thousand kilometers from me. Than I visualized some winds pushing the forming clouds. Than I visualized the clouds becoming bigger and bigger as is was approaching me.

    And than, I visualized the rain.

    And it worked!

    This is the proof that my very act of visualizing make it happen.

    Of course, it wouldn't have work if my chakras weren't aligned...

  • If you master law of attraction the universe will send you cunami that will wash away all your family and leave you a penyless orfan..EPIC

  • LOL !

  • Thoroughly un-enjoyable, perhaps you need some good friends who are honest about your entertainment skills to save us all the time.....

  • @StalkJAXbean I guess the majority enjoyed.

  • fake accent

  • this is great! best video ever

  • what a bunch of bullshit coming out of his mouth! LOL!

  • SECRETCEPTION.

  • What about the economy?!? Shouldn't all the Greeks just think about retiring at 25 and it will all come true for them?

  • He may be wrong, but he is funny. I want a 32 sided die!

  • Hey dude! I believe in the Secret totally and little things have happened buut I love this video!!! I couldnt help but laugh lol. 5 stars for you!! :) I love your accent by the way...i wish i had one!

  • @pinkfloatingelephant Picture yourself having that outrageous accent!

  • @pinkfloatingelephant You're a Pink Floating Elephant, dude. You can have all the accent you want.

  • ok you are in the car with your dad and drives into a tree and dies.you are in criticle condition.you are rushed to the hospital and the docter says I can not operate on him...this is my son.how does this happen.

    also all I did was search youtube secrets....

  • Hillarious! Not surprising that you're a Scotsman - y'all seem to have extra-common sense. Cheers.

  • Worth my 5 minutes

  • how can you say the flying spaghetti monster is not real when it is apparent that you have been touched by his noodly appendage?

  • The flying sppaghetti monster doesnt believe in you either!

  • the new secret is that the secret wasn't the secret after all, this was a riot!

  • Amusing parity, however there is a lot to be said about having a positive attitude and having goals fueled by some level of drive. We will experience difficulties in our lives, however it shouldn't detour us from trying to live with some level of enthusiasm for the future.

  • STILL LOVE YOU! LOVED YOU BACK IN 2007 AND STILL LAUGHED JUST AS HARD!

  • oh my gosh... you are sooo refreshing. and so funny... I think i'm in love

  • its funny watching you fight something that has not been forced upon you.gday

  • Where did you come from? I'm a new fan! LOL!!!

  • Electromagnetism is true indeed, and ties in with consciousness, but if your going to have any success you should be tuning your Third Eye, the pineal gland.

    Open your third eye, further activate your pineal gland. Forget a website, buy the ebook, and keep it with you for regular referencing. Watch the video on my channel, then go to the Amazon Kindle store and buy How To Open Your Third Eye by Jim Naga for $0.99.

  • Btw.. true , that's a lifechanging film/book , but i'll have a lamborghini in my garage just by thinking it? Nah.. i don't believe :D. Thinking good have nice consequences , but don't start on exaggerating. Now i leave you.. i heard something in my garage.

  • Discover the Gift is a must see for everyone. I honestly believe that this message needs to spread like wildfire. Truly life changing. What would this world look like if everyone discovered their gift and then shared it with the world? Imagine that.

  • @7OakSouls I personally love them misunderstand quantum mechanics. It's just one more reason to tell yourself "wow, I am so much better then that guy right over there."

  • WHAT? FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS DON'T EXIST? Man and I just wasted a day reading The Secret to get one as a pet. *sigh*

  • @crazyhypergurl you are taking it the worng way! don't give up!!!1!111! If u giv up tha univars will not giv you the maccaroni pet..

  • and you would know the secrets? tell me why god is balled! cast iron meat mincers are none magnetic!

  • THIS IS SO FUNNY

  • thanx for this, "the secret" is totally crap and none sense. A complete bullshit inside dressed in gold and pearls exactly like the "showbiz" thingie.

  • that's educational, ironic i know, but i need more education to not splill the beans!

    Ted-Alan Jame's

  • dude! awesome!

  • Haha it's a funny video, and I totally understand your negative points against the secret. But I guess that at the end of the day there is always a no, but there could be a yes. So why not actually try and put effort into it. :)

  • Truly funny. Would five you five stars but the universe failed to tell YouTube to use a star rating system.

    The Secret says I can get rich just by sitting here desiring money. And that's what I like about the Secret - it's easy. Just sitting here, desiring money and not having to do anything to get it.

  • @steeeeever : yeah but unfortunately most of the people expects negative things, that's why their performance become poor in everything they do. If you think positive...good vibes will flow in to your life....and you re always be on a stable mind to perform at your best all the time.

  • To much southpark for this guy.

  • people are controlled by numbers just change the numbers

  • nice video ! good job!

  • You either create your own reality or you don't - but you can't have it both ways.

    Making fun of something that is there to tell you that you actually do create your own reality is not the best way to empower yourself.

  • @PhillLOL Iike mom always said "if you dont have something nice to say"

  • less then 1 man ,less then 1, btw your accent suck

  • obviously its not about achieving material products for your own selfishness. research a bit more moron

  • "the Secret" is really based upon the ancient text "the Kabbalah" it is the book Black Arts and worshipping Lucifer, it also is the Book of Alchemy and modern science, it is also the forbidden Knowledge Adam was banned from Eden for practicing.

  • LOL

  • LOL

  • I watched the video and these people on the video tell you that all you have to do is envision it and believe hard enough and it will come to you; and that ANYTHING bad that happens in your life is your fault because your attitude attracted it to you. What a load of BS!

  • This is a boring secret. Somehow i know that its not possible to get shit by visualising it. Dude, your material needs way more attention.

  • so funny!

  • The Secret, doesn`t work !

    I asked the Universe, for a Big Prick. And all I got, was a full length mirror, with the word "Gullable" where my for head would be . . . . Whats that all about ! ?

  • @jazzmanzoot than thats becouse you don't know how to use it! you don't beleive in yourself enough. but not everyone will.

  • good job man

  • The original, very first, authentic 'secret' was published many yrs ago. Any thing following it, no matter how true or inspirational is an extension or copy.... The teachers of the secret today, wonderful as they are have simply expounded on an original.

    "The secret" of the ages was originally written by: Robret Collier over 75 years ago.

  • Hahahha I think the SECRET worked for you =)

  • I started watching the movie "the secret", after 5 minutes i had to fight myself not to smash the screen and throw my dvd out the window.

    My friend recommended this movie to me, i vision myself having one less friend in the near future.

  • great stuff, i realize youre being ironic, i love ironi, i would like to point out to you that the secret is nothing more than a clevout re invention of kabhala and ancient magic , hermetisicm. of course if you focus on getting a sports car you missed the hole point of the concepto this is why i belive the secret to be nothing more than new age hermetic displaced inmature propaghanda! love youre humor and sarcasm , thank you for your words of wisdom.

  • Great video! The Secret is a moronic book for desperate.uneducated cattle.

  • you a loser i didnt post that. ha

  • entertaining! but i dont think thats quite how the secret works, theres more to it then just asking and visualizing, thats just the first step,you actually have to physicaly do the things that will bring you closer to what you want!They are saying if you want something bad enough you have to give everything to achieve it,that starts with an idea,then a dream and then action. Just like getting the job you want, you constantly think about it, dream of working there,and do your best at getting it=)

  • @KIRLOT1 And then when you get it you find out that it sucks. Damn, shoulda just let myself be. Oh well.

  • youre a dick!

  • Soon as I master The Secret, I'm going on the Chat Circuit. Yay! Success, here I come.

  • LOOOOOOSEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • That's not what it's about dumbass.. It looks like your using the techniques in a pathetic way. Cuz your a pathetic person, shitty ass yellow piece of paper in the background. Why don't you "Think" of a new way to make money. Your either jealous about someone who believes in the loa, or you fear criticism.

    You were one of those gullible idiots huh. Ha!

    Fagot! With ur stupid sponge bob pirate acs. Bitch!

  • haha

  • magnetic skin head :P

  • start visualizing ur hair groin up again.. or is it another part of ur comedy charm?.... like ur accent.. not funny @ all. keep on studyin ave chapelle..

  • fakest Irish Accent i ever heard

  • @FaidleyEthan

    I think that`s a Scottish accent.....in fact, I know it is.

  • LOL seriously, I really LOL'd. Especially when he said men should dig a dungeon and get a bucket to lower and raise the lotion! Lamb chops, I'm craving lamb chops!

  • its not secret if its public

  • this is not the old youtube the 5 stars ur talking about is GONE! so the universe won't grant ur wish.....

  • :)))))ahahahahahha:DDDDD

  • materialistic shit... got it. nice vid

  • Abe is amazing. If you want more from other channelers check out the two Tuning In documentaries at tuninginmovie..com

  • "He who says he can, and he who says he can't are both usually right" Confucius

    Life is way more fun when you know all your dreams became true.

    You just have to respect others beliefs or religions, even if they are 2.000 years old and come from countries like India, or China, or Nepal.

    Oh, wait, these are third world countries... They don't know what the hell they're talking about!

    A Brazillian

  • Very funny video. Thank you.

  • hahaha, i like the ending XD

  • ıF one thing is very good, many people revile at it..it is a refrain

  • o_o;

  • I suppose when you "thought " the idea up for this video you somehow didn't "visualize" or "intend" it being seen by a large audience. I suppose there is some other "law" you are keeping a "secret" that made it all happen. I suppose your "desire" to make "your message", humorous but distorted, available to the masses wasn't a "desire you had" but it all happened as a mere coincidence or random act. Perhaps you should write a book but wait, not a good idea. You may have to visualize an outcome!

  • stupid and not funny. he takes it all literally and then shows what a smart guy he is. everyone in the world knows you cant visualize a car and then you will magically get it.that's not what the book says either.

  • @Mancini234 Lmfao... That's what ALL the marketing spiel says though. Book doesn't deliver on what it sells huh? Surprise fucking surprise.

  • @Badhabitsjay

    Do you also critizise shaving commercials with handsome guys and say "Hey,I'm not looking as good as that guy! This is all bs!"

    How can you even critizise that you didnt get a porsche, although you visualized it. Nobody in his right mind would critizise that. It's just an example of how you can control yourself to achieve what you feel is right. Is that so hard to unterstand?

  • @Mancini234 "It's just an example of how you can control yourself to achieve what you feel is right. Is that so hard to unterstand?"

    No that's not hard to understand but you miss the point, that's NOT how it's sold. You can't say one thing and then say "Oh well I didn't mean that, I meant something completely different"

    You're now using the same argument as religions use to defend something written in a literal manner thousands of years ago, saying you have to interpret it differently. It's bs

  • @Mancini234 lol.

  • To be honest I think the Secret is basically self fulfilling prophecy... which may or may not be metaphysical, depending on your perception.

  • I can't identify the accent...sounds somewhat German or South African.

  • When I watched this video last night, my computer crashed.... just so you know....

  • i hate the advirtisment they put before the videos, you don´t want to watch the fucking ad and they don´t give you the chance to choose not to watch, I´ll never buy head and shoulders fucking shoompo.

    fucking youtube does not give us the option to jump the ad before the video.

  • if u want the actual way this works... look up abraham hicks. this is funny though

  • Very funny!

  • hehehe u're funny man.. :) see the universe is giving u more views... :P hahahah :PPP

  • "OutSide The Box Video."

  • Intresting but what's a gar??? 2:17

  • that was you thinking with your cock again and it magnatised the sausage press to it lol....funny vid good one

  • You can believe what you want, but while your wasting your time making parody's, the people who want to be something in this world, will be.

  • @TheEmilyscissorhands

    If you want 'to be something in the world'. all the magick in the world will only serve to unbalance that lop sided ego even more. 'The Secret' is the most shallow application of Magick I've ever seen presented.

  • @kopilit This is what I've been telling people since the book became popular. Many won't accept that they're doing Magick, even if it is all in their mind.

  • lol

  • Hilarious

  • hey, just stopping by...

  • Your funny but I am sure you didn't miss the point that much.

  • Fuckin hilarious!

    As I browse the fluff on YouTube, those "Secret" videos popped up. Supposedly, the YouTube referral engine understands that I like physics, and the idiots that want material success misinterpret quantum physics as some bullshit that will help them get red sports cars, a "hot" spouse or a showcase house. So the references to quantum physics came up.

    I visualized my own responses to this BS, then low and behold! YOU come along and say what needed to be said! Coincidence? ;-)

  • It pust the lotion on its skin or else it gets the house agin. <3 <3 <3

  • Hes a typical...but his ignorance was pretty hilarious

  • @PSYCHOcPAP

    I take it you actually *believe* in the secret?

  • @sakar181 i can tell you what i dont believe in, semantics lol

  • Sarcasm is for crusty old men.

  • STUPID!

  • A great man once said "if ya ain't thinking about pussy ya ain't concentrating.

  • Hahahaha... everyone's a comedian! This guy's funny. But personally, "The Secret" works... just keep believing and it will happen. :)

  • this video is stupid

  • @ReinaValera1865

    SUPER STUPID!

  • the secret -> just another lie, another fantassy, it's not even a theory; but people believe what they want to and this fantassy about controlling destiny with your mind, fits just perfectly to the 99% of the population... just another way of stopping human race evolution!

  • speak english....

  • hahahahahaha thumbs up man!!

  • @steeeeever no i am just fed up with trying to make people see that the law of attraction does work..ok fine it does not work have it your way, sorry about that, but itdoes work for me, goodbye goodluck......

  • Hey Mark, thanks to have some kind of humor.... yes it s stupid

    you re right

    the fact you attract negative comments makes just stick me in more!

  • @chijim70 And i suppose you have legitimate facts that prove this to be false?

  • This man here is why most of America lives shitty lives. This man has no connection to his spirit and its going to have bad results in the end

  • @steeeeever Yes you are right , but only for you oh you will also effect anybody close to you who listens to your negativity. Im going to have to block you now because you will never but I wiss you well and hope you enjoy your 2012 awakening but I do fear you will not be able to handle it.

  • what a wanker.

  • @chijim70 Yes you are right, Its called the law of attraction, I also find that the more I put in the more I get back...I think you are confused and don't no that science (Quantum physics) has proved without doubt that the law of attraction works.Pay if forward etc its all the same.the very action of watching an atom controls it.Take a look at (What the bleep do we know) Ok I will let you have the last word,I attracted you but am now board with this.You don't have to believe it its your choice

  • a fagot irish

    SLOW TAKING  COUSE OF THE BRAIN DAMAGE FROM BINGE DRIKING

    AND ACTUALLY BELIVES HIS OPINIONS WORTH

    MORE THE A PILE OF HORSE SHEAT:)

    WAHT A FAGJACK

  • The secret is not, "He who denied it supplied it." The secret IS, "He who smelt it dealt it."

  • rofl

    you is funny

  • @chijim70 And as you belive IT WILL BE TRUE....LOL you are right.....It will never work for YOU !!! HARD LUCK

  • Belief of any kind is silliness.

  • get fucked

  • The secret actually worked for me for the two days i've known about it. these have been an amazing 2 days, undoubtly the best i had all month :P

  • Sheesh, You Tube Where did you pick this guy up some dive comedy joint on open mic night ,or SNL prehaps?

  • Very Funny & very silly Man lol He only proves the law attraction works. He used it to make his point/video :) But it does takes action on your B half 2 attract what u visualize n ur heart & mind. They work 2gether! I think the film The Secret is very clear on this. Unfortunately a would B comics like this gentleman (with his limited research) only exploits a small part of the info given. But i must say so has many of the people that embrace the film & many that go 2 the Ecopy Church in LA.

  • well, you get what you are NOW. if youre living negatively in the NOW, that just what you get MORE of ..NEGATIVITY!. Let me know when youre ready to think of yourself as something MORE than this negative shit.

  • A Very negitive man and the law of attraction will never work for him in positive way. Its a bit like listening to the man who fails in life and then beliving every word he says, if you belive him you will be right and so will he !!! be carfull what you belive for it will come true :o) lol

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  • U simply have2believe&keep yer belief2yourself4if2people believe against yer single belief they will cancel your belief from possibility,4instance if 10,mil people believe there is an ongoing Afghan war over terror it will take the conscious belief of 11,mill 2 believe or protest its ending into existence,The media creates the war in the minds of the masses& the masses help suport & believe war into existence 4 if nobody believed that Afghan were responsible there wood B no war.It= mind control.

  • @Thedano1974 rich can also be health or whatever. So judging @alinafierra's optimism she's probably very rich! The secret is not just about getting/having a lot if money.

  • To AlinaFierra The power of positive thinking is good but I've been picturing myself rich for the past 43 years using a technique called Meta Talk and I'm still waiting.

    I can't picture myself poor ever but that doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

    The Secret was unknown to most people till Oprah Winfrey, already rich endorsed it.

    Joe Vitali says negative unconscious thoughts can sabotage but I think he's full of it and just wants to sell books. Unconscious thoughts are pure instinct.

  • You sure have allot to say for a man who went over the book for only what, 5 minutes?

  • wow you funny man! keep up the good work!!!! :D

  • the secret is just another device to distract those from the real truth JESUS CHRIST. People trust me you dont want to be left behind. the secret was built to lure you in by making up laws that you are already comfortable with so you wont have to change. People in the world dont want to accept JESUS CHRIST because they will have to change so the old sly called Satan, Lucifer, Devil, Son of the Morning found another way to get you all to burn in HELLS fire with him.

  • The secret is not about getting things because you imagine them. It's about being happy. When you feel good, you will attract more feeling good. If you try feeling what it would be like to have something, and that makes you feel good, the law of attraction will give you that feeling of getting the something in the easiest way possible. The reason why no one can fly is because no one believe they can. The more you think about something the more it will become true.

  • @Fallerfit So you are saying that the hunger problem in Africa is because of their negativity? And it would be solved if they were positive about starving to death. That is some serious bullshit. I play basketball, and I want to dunk like crazy, and I worked really hard for it, and believed in myself. Actually I worked a bit too hard, and I dunked it a couple of times, but then I got some serious knee pain, and I was out for like 6 months, then I got it over with, and I worked again...

  • @Fallerfit ...and then one day I could dunk it again, and trust me, I was so happy, and I was like "now it's smooth sailing to the NBA or whatever", and then a couple of hours later, I broke my ankle, and I've been out for over a month now. I still believe in myself like crazy, but trust me, shit happens no matter how good you feel. Your thoughts happen in your head, not on the outside reality. Belief doesn't change what happens in reality in any way.

  • @Fallerfit but you cant aquire things just being happy without any effort skill and knowledge

  • can someone please send me a message explaining this "secret". please.

  • Watch the movie :) or read the book

  • @BullockDesignConcept thers no secret its a scam to make less fortunate people feel like we still have a chance when we never did, the truth is you have to be a liar,cheater or a killer at some point to get wealthy,rich or be a person of fame or importants to them hence the public.

  • Life is a paradox. You are very funny what you say makes sense and the secret does work----for some! Life Is beautiful no doubt.

  • This is so amusingly ignorant! Don't believe in limited potential propaganda! Live life without limiting beliefs and you will find out its magic! Find out for yourself! You are more than they want you to know! Explore yourself! :)

  • @AlinaFierra You sound like a dreamer and an extreme optimist. Are ya rich yet.

  • @TheDano1947 Rich enough. LOL! Being optimist beats being pessimist any time. We create your own reality and that is a fact not a dream. Look up biologist Bruce Lipton for starter. Research my friend! Find out for yourself. My life is AMAZING now and believe me I've been way down. I lost my whole family within 5 years and I just wanted to die. I went on a self search for 4 years and my whole world changed. Don't pay attention to the negative propaganda! You are more than they want you to know!

  • You are so cute. Muaah! Peace.

    ~Moisel~

  • I don't know for this guy but the secret sure works for me :) I got a watch this Christmas that I wanted really bad :) and I didn't even have to ask for it :) I don't know if it's coincidence but sine I knew about the secret things for me have changed soooo much :D

  • is he trying to be funny cus this is funny..lol

  • its really obvious to me your fake accent

  • @CALIFORNIA641 really?!!!!

  • Not that it is satanic but it is purely deceptive. What is sad is Billy Mayes could have sold this book. I can see it now:

    Have you ever wanted a better life? More money? Nice cars? A larger nicer home? Look no further, now you can have it all with this simple little book . For only 19.99. Act now and we will throw in this full color movie for only 12.95. Dont hesitate, You can have it all. And as a bonus we will throw in a special dose of false hope. "The Secret it can be yours"

  • @kennethlesley I was thinking that Tom Vu would've been a better spokesman for it.

  • @heckler73 lol thats funny

  • without a doubt,you should be on telly,good luck