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LOL! These videos are one of funniest things I've ever seen in my life. The funniest thing about these videos is that they're only slightly funnier than the original "Pickup Artist" which I thought was hilarious too. And hey: how did you miss Mysteries hickie tatoo people? That deserved a joke or two.
I KNEW IT! There was never any choice in this competition to begin with. John Mark is da' man! He needs to dump Secret and open his own seduction franchise.
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I hated the pickup artist. The problem isn't that a man (or woman) can't find a soulmate. Guys want a dropdead gorgeous girl and women want a man that's a "stud" an "alpha male/bad boy type". Neither value someone who treats them well or who they honestly click with. They value the beauty and BS more. Sad...
Lol "I had a great conversation with this girl & almost held her hand!" Haha how pathetic can you be.
sonnyblack0870 6 months ago
Great parody, all 4 parts are epic.
Cxeb 7 months ago
"Next time on the pickup artist..." Just John Mark masturbating! LOL
JongaLife 10 months ago 2
was the name of that song ?? 0:02
NinosProdigios 1 year ago
when john looks into the camera and give that sexual harassment look
fr3dster2424 1 year ago
i heard that John Mark has stolen some of Mystery´s girls...
Waldituned 1 year ago
oh man I havent laughed so hard in awhile
drawmaster77 1 year ago 2
LMFAO! that was fantastic! literally couldn't stop laughing at the chronic masturbater, great work, keep doing what your doing
bjobingBook 1 year ago
hahahaha cool xD
uchihapool 1 year ago
fucking gay. but funny,
kind of creepy though
It kind of makes me not wan t to take any pick up artist advice. these people bash on it hard.
alexzracer2008 1 year ago
awsome show why is he always jakin off thow
leannandme12 1 year ago
lol, one of the funniest pick up artist parodies ever
ObiWanGuacamoli 1 year ago
Someone stabb my eyes!!! Lawl~!
Shadowoye 1 year ago
the jacking guyy is soo scary and creepy..but it was pretty funny how he was jacking all the time
Appleboy05 1 year ago
This spoof may seem funny (which it really is) but I have met some real life "Community" guys and this spoof is too close to the truth.
MegaPhoenixBird 1 year ago
lol i love that music that plays when the creeper is on the screen
skateandcrackers 1 year ago
this is the lamest shit VH1 could come up with.
Oh wait, VH1 is already lame, my bad.
Tomahawk52 2 years ago
yeah :D i was wrigth :D
FrancisJamal 2 years ago
this is great how come u have so few views ? Its unbelievable . Can u tell me the song at the end of the credits ?
sugetzicucusiradeti 2 years ago
thats pieces of me by ashlee simpson
4thefunofit4 2 years ago
hahaha, good stuff.
Well made, good job.
^_^
12345tez 2 years ago
good sh!t, i must learn the John Method
afcKazoo 2 years ago 3
John Mark 4 president !!! pure ownage !! xD
Waldituned 2 years ago 3
I want his scarf! I have a polo shirt what that same pattern and color
nightfire4107 2 years ago
i can't stop laughing at the creep
fiat9 2 years ago 3
Does Geoff seem more gay than usual?
needles1987 2 years ago
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this is fake right
rryyaann321 2 years ago
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starphazer 2 years ago
I am probably most like Connor :(
AndrosForever 2 years ago 3
yay
truestyleoutlaw 2 years ago
I love how Geoff gets substantially more and more gay as the sketch goes on.
HenryvKeiper 2 years ago 18
yeah you do like that don't you?
just kidding
truestyleoutlaw 2 years ago
Hey is it wrong if I fantasize about him oily and naked? I mean! Uh...um...boy do I like looking at naked women, yes sir...
HenryvKeiper 2 years ago 2
i was just kidding =(
truestyleoutlaw 2 years ago
I am too, don't worry ;)
HenryvKeiper 2 years ago
this is really well done hahaha
SilkyDKwan 2 years ago
lol. john mark is a sik pua.
demolished everyone
bwatts90 2 years ago
When season 2 comes out? lol
RockinNFuckin 2 years ago
season 2 came out in 2008! =)
exelto111 2 years ago
I like the freaking music ^_^
beside that The pickup artist is a great show IMHO
cerverus753 3 years ago
Whoo John Mark. CPMPUA. Creepy Pedophile Master Pick Up Artist.
benkula1 3 years ago 5
Just watched it again and noticed you did... :)
Tess78uk 3 years ago
THATS WAS AWESOME!!! LOL !!!!!! :DDD
bogdan1volkov 3 years ago
Soooo funny... only way it could have been funnier is if you had parodied the PUA jargon a bit. But, I digress, it was very witty :)
Tess78uk 3 years ago
john mark is mah nigga.
Jazz1313 3 years ago 5
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lame
bethcarliseh 3 years ago
i know. secret was lame for picking john. i wanted connor to win =*(
Hardondee 3 years ago 2
Dude, these videos are awesome
viviennevalkyrie 3 years ago
One of the best parodies i have ever seen!
Kiljeaden89 3 years ago 2
Oh man that is the most sinister music ever. What is that from?
abrythenabry 3 years ago
requiem for a dream...fits john mark perfectly eh?
badicalindustries 3 years ago 7
LOL this was halarius omg good work!!!
Keny2005 3 years ago
its not that fun when your an actual mpua and you see the routines and terms that people worked so hard to perfect being mocked.
aberman666 3 years ago
Bullshit, a real MPUA doesn't care.
This is funny.
HSJ 3 years ago 6
you'd think that complete douchebags who wear fuzzy cowboy hats and bore a girl to death with longass shitty stories would be able to take a joke.
Jazz1313 3 years ago 2
rock my world lol
noticed007 3 years ago
awesome
86kinky86 3 years ago
hahahahaha!!!!!!! fuck!! these were the greatest videos i've ever seen!! hahahahaha!
loved them. all of them. hilarious. i laughed at everys ingle one. great job.
smallvillekidd 3 years ago
ahahha
Mayhem5454 3 years ago
Amazing! It's so funny,really good parodie!!
ThaiBoxeur 3 years ago
John Mark is soooo creppy!!!!!!! but funny as hell! i love the music on the baackground
peteribanez05 3 years ago 2
dammit! i loved these.
all good things must come to an end i guess..
TippmanFaith 3 years ago
awesome vid, thumbs up i give you guys a lot of credit.
burnzorz 3 years ago
this is so penis awesome
glov34 4 years ago
John Mark is fucking hilarious.
AtrusDent 4 years ago 26
i love how they made fun out the pua-master called "misery"
CoNiLa2 4 years ago
his name is actually mystery
TippmanFaith 3 years ago
whom are we kidding it should be "misery"
CoNiLa2 3 years ago
LOL! These videos are one of funniest things I've ever seen in my life. The funniest thing about these videos is that they're only slightly funnier than the original "Pickup Artist" which I thought was hilarious too. And hey: how did you miss Mysteries hickie tatoo people? That deserved a joke or two.
omaroudplayer 4 years ago
Very, very funny!!!
kikito071 4 years ago 2
john mark is indeed tha man
FragileAndAtRisk 4 years ago 2
hahaha, this was awesome. You guys totally picked me up!
PROTOTYPE4480 4 years ago
I KNEW IT! There was never any choice in this competition to begin with. John Mark is da' man! He needs to dump Secret and open his own seduction franchise.
dw3541 4 years ago 2
John Mark is my idol.
eitan342 4 years ago 3
¿Como se llama la canción y de que grupo es?
what´s the name of the song?
zadyt 4 years ago
I think it's Right Thurr by Chingy.
grapbla 4 years ago
you're right on the money, dirty
badicalindustries 4 years ago
Loved these skits!! SO funny!!
myke457574 4 years ago
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I hated the pickup artist. The problem isn't that a man (or woman) can't find a soulmate. Guys want a dropdead gorgeous girl and women want a man that's a "stud" an "alpha male/bad boy type". Neither value someone who treats them well or who they honestly click with. They value the beauty and BS more. Sad...
enggerm 4 years ago
this was the best parody i have ever seen. the wried guy made this fucking funny 5/5
VR4RubenVR4 4 years ago
you will be award ... this lanyard!
briggs0 4 years ago
this shit is effin' hilarious
great job parodying, guys!
sidpupwo 4 years ago
the gay guy was the best pickup artist. lol
Roneekz 4 years ago
john XD... teh pwner XD 5/5!
aciSd 4 years ago
great!
aciSd 4 years ago