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  • Thats bullshit people i am reading whatever it has to do with sex and all these stuff and i found that masturbation for both men and women is healthy...about the muscles from been used only from 1 hand...well they might be more strong than the other hand which doesnt move at all..but hey...you can try masturbate with 2 hands or at times change...OR what i suggest go to a GYM and practice your both hand with weights...FFS this video is only bullshits like another video who said faping=get blindxD

  • This is about 2 steps away from a scientology 'theory.'

  • I masturbated to this video

  • It's a good thing I have two dicks. I bet Nicolas Cage is jealous.

  • Typing this with my left hand.

  • So just mastrubate with right hand, left hand, right hand and so go one.

  • WTF is this chi bullshit? You are not a Jedi. There is no such thing as an "energy body." You know what would really show people how harmful masturbation is? EVIDENCE! You know, that thing you have absolutely none of? Your opposition has plenty. Hmm, I wonder what that means...

  • happeh... theory :D :D :D :D

    GO fuck yourself and let us fap!

  • "You are looking at a screen. You are also listening to my voice. My voice is produced by thoughts that send transmissions to my nerves to create action in my muscles. Birds have muscles. Dinosaurs evolved from birds, but birds are still alive. Dinosaurs lived a long time ago. You're now thinking about a T-rex. T-rexes are mean. I like the movie Jurassic park. I also like the music. Music is good. Beethoven was a visionary composer. He was part of the classical era. Blah blah blah blah blah."

  • the only thing I got from this is that masturbation will make me shorter and I can masturbate to almost anything...

  • what the fuck am i watching.

  • He is right, women however do not lose energy when they orgasm, men do though, apparantly producing sperm takes up 30 to 40% of the bodys energy

  • I can fap to this

  • This guy sounds like he's out of energy

  • @oddodd1331 that's because he knows his field well....

  • 161 people are possible Hypersexuals.

  • My energy body must be a hobbit ;D

  • I like the voice, too. It's more more monotone, but complimented by lyrical phrasing, and shows character. He is such a relief from the NPR (National Public Radio) Nazis who remove all soul and any musicality from the voice.

  • i masturbated to this

  • My energy body is 2cm tall and spinning clockwise at 6000000rpm -_-

  • some people think that masturbation and free sex are the biggest problem in the world.

    some people think the biggest problem in the world are religion, religious fanatics, mystic hippies and people who wish to indoctrinate the rest of the world of living life like the do.

    the bottom line i find is offered from a quotation from the movie good morning vietnam. "opinions are like assholes: everyone has theirs"

    what i find is annoying is people trying to pass their opinions as science.

  • But it's ALMOST like comedy, though. Clearly he's putting on a role for the character as with the monotone voice. But there is genuine rhythm, phrasing and cadence behind the "scientific" vox. So i think melding art INTO science. Look at college: The Art's and Sciences.

  • By urine I mean in your mouth. That's why some females and males that masturbate are FUCKING WHORES. Your welcome.

  • wow

  • @Garmork One female popped her cyst, which is inside you during rough sex a.k.a masturbation. Also urine (females) will pretty much DESTROY you.

  • I can't facepalm hard enough.

  • what about sex.... its like the same concept

  • -_____-

  • Retardation at it's maximum!!!

  • Thank you for that very educational video that I only got 15 seconds into Frankie McDonald. ATTENTION people of EARTH MARS VENUS masturbation is BAD FOR YOU it is BAD FOR YOUR DICK and its its BAD FOR YOUR HAND and its itss reeeaally BAD FOR YOUR MOM if she CATCHES YOU

  • I can't put my finger on it, most because of masturbation, but I can't tell if this a joke... and is masturbation messed up the body so would sex... just saying

  • baady

  • Lol, WTF is this shit?

  • It seems that he brain of your physical body has been replaced by the emptiness of your energy body ....load of crap..

  • omg i hope this is a joke...they had to be all scientific about this..what the hell is goin gon today

  • Mormons, sheesh. No wonder Willard is so weird. Newt has shrunk a bunch too.

  • This proves nothing, you have no proof and even if you did, what would be the effect on the energy body to not have orgasims at all. Not good I can assure you. Bla bla bla, shut the fuck up.

  • damn i wanted to get over the addiction of watchin porn...thought this would encourage me not to watch porn..but this freaked me out....Energy body..bla bla body....INSANE!!!!

  • this is all hypothysis . could u plz show us some genuine or physical proof. e.g show us a masterbator who has been effected in this way. only then v r gonna believe in ur theory

  • body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body body

  • According to happy theory. Okay who is this happy theory fucker and where did he get his results? From himself?

  • jims dad said it was cool to masturbate wen i saw american pie. now hes saying its not? jims dad's a hypocrite

  • and how do you know all that?What is your source?

  • then sex is bad for you if thats the case, it makes you loose energy and feel run down.

  • anybody else think he sounds like a pretentious douche?

  • Im sure alexandra lowen and william reich if still alive would find your theory fascinating, as they both agreed that the discharging of sexual energy was essential & beneficial to the health of the body.

    If this energy exists and is not discharged it will stagnate.

  • Bullshit!

    Any pressure discharged from the body through masturbation will be discharged equally from both sides unless the person already has some kind of structural imbalance effecting the discharging of sexual energy.

    Thinking of a carpenter who's allways tightening screws with his right hand he may have slightly larger right arm muscles which may not even be noticable.

    A person would have to be masturbating all day to effect the structure of the energy body.

  • What if I masturbate by slamming a door on my penis over and over? Will that distort my energy body alignment? And what if I did it so much that it rotated all the way around and back centered again, does that make me normal again? Or in my case, would it be spinning so fast and shrunk so much, that it would look like I have a spinning disk in my belly?

  • This stuff is real and great, I've masturbated so much my energy body manifests part of my mind so I can transmigrate my energy body into other people and masturbate as them too.

  • There's no such thing as the energy body. This is psuedo science. Catholicism sponsors and teaches bullshit like this all the time. They're againsts masturbating, sex for pleasure, sex outside traditional missionary position between one man and one woman, and using birth-control and condoms. Yes, if you use a certain part or side of your body more, it will burn more calories and build more muscle. Just work out, as you should anyway to be healthy. Masturbation IS healthy for both men and women.

  • ... and it can make you blind xD

  • Sounds like a scaremongering tactic.

  • What about sex?

  • so what if my girl masturebates me??????

  • Found this easy to masturbate to, so i did

  • Drinking game! shot every time he says "Masturbation"

  • Man, my energy body is seriously f***ed up by now.

  • let s start raping people then good one

  • ok but what about lifting a dumbbell with 1 hand or weighting

  • I think this guy is jerking off while reading this!

  • I have a freaky idea, and I may be wrong, but I think somebody is helping happeh to create these dumbass videos...cuz happeh is too damn crazy to do all this on his own.

  • thank you sir, good work,but im worry about dislikers and not much viewers, anyway truth will find by little much people only and i will forward this video to maximum that i can

  • but what if i masturbated with two hands ;)

  • @Abrham2008 then you turn into a human accordion :)

  • What is the energy he is talking about? if i rember school told us that energy was the abliity to work. So hes saying that all our working energy goes to our stomach? Our bodies energy is based on the health of the person. Not whether they masturbate or not.

  • According to my 'Happy' Theory... Ima go Masturbate..

  • @dgreatll

    LMAO! =D

  • Wow, he used pictures, it must be true.

  • this is bullshit if you ask me.

  • you said masturbation like a bilion times!

  • I Believe this stuff..... At the age of 2 i was diagnosed with lazy eye. through elementry, middle school and even in high school i have always had a large sense of depression and socially awkwardness. my body is completly asymetric from my feet to my ears. one of my legs goes inward like in the yin yang video, it has caused me to have a bunion on my left foot. I AM A REAL PERSON if someone else can explain better of why i am so effed up please tell me!!!!!>>??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • boy how many times he says masturbation

  • do people even understand what the hell energy is? o.O

  • The legs position? right hand masturbation? left hand? i use both hands you dumb shit. And you sound retarded.

  • The "happy" theory? Well I'm pretty happeh when I'm fapping it.

  • Pornography is just another form of control, like a drug people will keep using it, the higher powers wud never fully ban it wen they know it helps fuel economy, even tho it is wrong. Millions of people masturbating away to a screen each day, wasting the most potential energy of all, that is used to create life, think about this. Wot is the main symbol or sign of Pornography "XXX" and what does the "X" actually mean?? X is the 24th letter of the English Alphabet.

  • @RaikenXion you're an idiot.

  • @coyel Y am I an idiot, just becus I wrote a few paragraphs focusing on the Issue of energy and masturbation and went in2 higher powers and the occult!? lol, did all that put you off?? lol. Look this up urself then, Im not here to make few word comments, that purposely make joke of the subject just for the sake of getting sum thumbs up. The video explains about energy wen masturbating and how it effects the body, but doesnt focus on the main Issues, so I added my own opinion. So what?

  • @RaikenXion the video explains nothing. "energy bodies" aren't a real thing. cracking one off doesn't harm you in any way

    (unless you do it absolutely all the time)

  • @coyel "(unless you do it absolutely all the time)" Which is wot many people do lol.

  • @coyel Im sure ur a kid that doesnt hav the brain cells, or even patience to think about sumthin for longer than 10 seconds, that wen u read even just alittle abit of a comment that seems to deep, u nearly go in2 overload that ur brain swells u cant take it, and instead automatically react the only way you know how, by simply Insulting lol. This is the difference between kids and Adults, an adult wud debate, even question wot Ive commented, if they disagreed, a KID wud just INSULT lol.

  • @RaikenXion

    well, maybe i should go ask the head of the NHS's energy distortion division what he thinks about all this.

    oh wait! they don't have one!

    because energy fields don't exist.

    ...and at least i can spell.

    get a job, you lousy beatnik

  • @coyel First of all, wen I talk about "Energy" I mean positive and negative energies. Secondly you mite notice my comments r very long winded, so I choose to cut short many of my words to fit everything I hav2 say in a comment, this is not even the Issue really but seems more sumthin you r using to divert away from the main subject, of which u know nuthin about. "get a job, you lousy beatnik" Y the Insults?? lol, that sounds like sumthin Mickey wud say in the "Rocky" films lol.

  • @RaikenXion oh! positive AND negative energies. well in that case...

  • @coyel Theres no point in talking to u any further about this subject cus you arnt able to think deep enough in2 this subject to really understand wot Im talkin about here. And the fact you arnt capable of doing this seems to be bothering you to the point u feel the only thing u can do is Insult to compensate for ur lack of knowledge on the subject. So I'll bid you farewell, for the sake of Youtube fights and Insults, which I find Immature and pointless, unless u prefer to carry this on.

  • @RaikenXion it's not a case of being 'deep'. it's a case of knowing about facts.

    facts like - "energies" (in this sense) have fuck all to do with medical science

    goodbye!

  • @coyel Im not talking about this video's points, it is referring to the damage masturbation can caused on the body, and yes this is so, but if it is talking about energies there r pysical energies that come in2 this. Its totally a case of bieng deep, Its just you r only focusing on the small little Issues.

  • @coyel Lets both agree to disagree, otherwise we'll b here forever keep replying to eachother and getting no where.

  • @RaikenXion you could agree to read a fucking book, but this'll do for now.

  • @coyel Well since u just had to throw 1 more Insult in there wen I even tried to b proper and walk away from this, I dont think I want to now lol. I think I want to argue all nite with u on this subject until I annoy u so much u end up blocking me lol. So you ready??

  • @coyel And believe me, "books" you say, I hav a whole "book" worth of insight on the subject and Id b more than happy to share it all with you :))

  • @coyel I thought this video was pretty crap, but the concept of "energies" has been around for thousands of years and modern science is only just beginning to study them. Accepted medical science is pretty much just what will make big pharma money, so I wouldn't put much faith in what they say is true and untrue.

  • @RaikenXion dude you are extremely smart! btw im young so i can do it all i want because i have hormones and cannot have sex. Its not an addiction to me, its pretty controllable, but i dont feel any energy loss. I watched 1 porn video and never went back to it since i dont want to end up addicted, but the only reason why i watched it was because i was curious as hell.

  • @zombiekidcrazy Nice1 for being so honest, I think curiosity is the main reason many people (especially at a young age) start to watch porn. Its natural instinct, every person male or female will masturbate at sum point in their lives, but as long as it isnt very frequent becus it can turn in2 a addiction. The energy I was referring to was positive and negative energies more than anything, ones you cannot see. Thanx for sharing ur views on this.

  • How the fuck did I end up on this video, and why the fuck am I taking a lecture off a guy who doesn't even sound like he has balls. Wonderworld of youtube

  • its 100% ryt!

  • Is that worse than going blind?

    So listen, I'm not a masturbation proponent or anything, but how is it that whacking it will distort this "energy body", but using a woman as a catch pan for jizz won't?

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  • @mrdjayy123 Thanks a lot. Looks interesting. :)

  • what about wiping ur arse hole after a shit??

  • this is a joke

    

  • This stuff is absolute garbage with NO root in science at all. DON'T waste your time. Wiki says the guy who came up with it is a NUT.

  • @Gnosis2078 thank you for your response. i was getting worried after watching this vedio but now i feel reassuranced by you. thanks

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  • This is true.

  • @incredible2k It is true in the way that the earth is flat is true.

  • REALLY ? am impressed, can´t believe there is a brain capable spilling all that drool, men you should seriously kill yourself, I do encourage to take the final step, and do human race a favor. 9 most painful minutes of my entire life, the most stupid shit ever produced, try not to make a mess when you hang yourself. shame of a human, shame on you viral human. Dude hope you have a mental problem or something.

  • what happens if u use 2 hands

  • sooo if if i masturbate i will shrink...

    i guess yao ming has never touched his penis ever

  • This is the truuth!!!

  • i thought this was a 3ds max tutorial O . O

  • Oh wait so girls don't masturbate according to this video?

  • i cant believe i  just watch this full clip.....

  • there is no scientific  evidence to support this theory.

  • If youre so concerned about my "Energy Body" becoming distorted, then get me some pussy so I dont have to jerk off. Otherwise, STFU. Thank you.

  • @jnorth1000 Not that I condone this video, but getting some pussy for yourself is your job.

  • @Lengsel I was just kidding. I know that. 

  • Well, about ACTUAL ENERGY, indeed, we have energy in our selves, the food we take is converted to kinetic energy, thought, the amount of energy being used changes with each contraction of a muscle. Witch means: If you move your hand, the amount of energy in your body changed.

    Masturbation is no how different.

  • fake

  • thank you Stephen Hawking!

  • total bullcrap. masturbation tricks your body into thinking you are still making offspring. So in turn your body releases hormones and chemicals to keep your healthy so that you can provide for any potential offspring. It also increases blood circulation to the prostate to prevent cancer

  • @PhuckHue2 bullshit stop trying to have a reason to jack off it does have health effects if u stay and beat your meat all day

  • lol

  • So...what happens if you use both hands? LOL

  • All I know is masturbating makes me tired...

  • I find this hard to masturbate to.

  • This gotta be a joke!!!

  • yeah right then go and fuck your pet for the good of the energy body one of the most stupid things I've ever heard why I had to land here

  • You make lots of claims, where is your evidence? first how do we know there is an 'energy body' and how do you know how it moves and changes? do you have some detector that science doesn't know about? also, how do you explain the fact that masturbation protects against prostate cancer while you claim that causes problems?

  • well good things i use two hands :P

  • i found most of these distorts in my ENERGY BODY :P

  • WTF IS AN ENERGY BODY?

  • This bloke is a dead set WANKER!

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  • This shits real, I almost went blind one time.

  • @lazyorc  dats false.

  • Tell me this is a joke

  • oooo shiaaaaaatttttt

  • LOL, ok ILL NEVER MASTURBATE AGAIN MOUAHAHHAHA NEVERRRR

  • bullshit.

  • this guy sounds sarcastic through this WHOLE thing.

  • @dkyoandblade no he just sounds retarded.

  • I found this easy to mastrubate to.

  • @satsumamoon

    what an idiot, but had to laugh! hahahahhaha

  • couldn't say 'body' twice there, could you

  • You must be high 24/7

  • and how is my energy body affected if I wank 2 guys off - one with each hand?

  • is this scientology, or islam?

  • @blueray1969 jewish catholic reformed lutheranism, mixed with mormonism, scientologi and hinduism

  • are these people serious?? lol

  • i totally jerked off to this.

  • green raw pumpkin seeds restore a good part of the energy loss (source: steve piccus, watch this guy, TRUST ME) and can also be used as an energy builder. 

  • I played this on cruise night while bouncing in my seat..

  • This is an operation to ridicule and marginalise true and real spirituality. This guy is totally not sincere. Just listen to his voice. It's the 'pulling a prank' voice. He laughs at everybody that will actually watch the entire video.

  • I masturbate with my penis. Its automatic.

  • I masturbate with both hands, is that okay?

  • the is a poe right? if not for the use of the term "happy theory" i would think it was for real.