DJ Ted Stevens Techno Remix: "A Series of Tubes"

[SafetyKap]

6 years later and the politicians STILL don't know anything about technology. "SOPA" should've not even been read into committee, but the monkeys in the senate can't tell the difference between a Server and a service, so there we are.

[Kanner111]

Still waiting for my internet... =(

[lordfirefox]

t00bz!

[TheLastBrainLeft]

1134 people did not get their internet yesterday.

[Borastheantichrist]

I wish someone would send me an Internet...

[AlphaXMTATV]

I got a tube trauma...

[VaguelyErected]

YOU... Wait for it... TUBE!

[HaligonianType1]

THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES. :(

[PW132yt]

TOOBS

[mitsukai89]

Ever heard of optical fibre??? the internet basically IS a series of tubes(and routers).

[ThEP1r4tE]

@mitsukai89 Then it's a series of cords not tubes. Tubes are big metal circly dealy-majiggas.

[mitsukai89]

@ThEP1r4tE. cords are solid on the inside, optical fibre is hollow on the inside, so its very big as long tube. infact optical fibre has the tendency to break if not properly layed down.

dumbass!

[ThEP1r4tE]

@mitsukai89 Woah there, nelly. No need to get all internet tough guy here. As long as we agree the internet ain't no giant truck I'm sure we can all get along.

Watch out guys we're dealing with a badass over here!

[seeriktus]

@mitsukai89 optical filaments are solid core, the light rays get total internal reflection (TIR) within it. Also they use very high purity glass. A cable may be multicore however and have a hollow centre within the bundle.

[mitsukai89]

@seeriktus, still the core needs an outer tube for the light to reflect on. also they may use gas instead of a solid.

[seeriktus]

@mitsukai89 No it doesnt. the core can just be a solid piece of glass and the light ray will keep going as long as the tube keeps going or the tube isnt bent so much that it causes the light ray to fall out beyond its reflection angle. Thats what TIR does. The light ray reflects off the edge of the glass itself.

[Armourix]

@ThEP1r4tE have you ever heard of carbon nano tubes? very small and non metallic. pvc? plastic.

[polyb1123]

that's them thar inter-tubes! weez goin down'em!

[weswii]

But i thought it was a big truck

[Nymfipapukaija]

where are those creepy walking tubes from o_o

[AwesomeChuckNorris]

@Nymfipapukaija It looks like a lot similar to this:

watch?v=Xt0b77N5kWg&feature=fv­wrel#t=1m20s

[Nymfipapukaija]

@AwesomeChuckNorris woah, so it might be a pink floyd reference :D

[AwesomeChuckNorris]

@Nymfipapukaija Maybe

[DEATHrow123321]

tubeernet! massive tangled up tubes!

[t3hr00tb33r]

The fiberoptic global network of the inernet is not a large motorized cargo transportation vehicle...it's a network of rounded metal devices in which the purpose is to transport various liquids.

[THELASTMASTA]

Best tubes evar! :D

[WindowsGeek12]

TUBES!

[TheZephyx]

Hey if you guys like trance, ambient or techno music, check out my channel whenever you get time. I just uploaded a couple of my songs from my upcoming EP last week, and I would love to get some feedback!! I don't think you'll be disappointed! Thanks!!

[MadelenejoyT]

holla at ur Girl!! - 21-F - EllieDavenport8980 - Y! msgr

[icommentonvideos1]

┣▇Techno▇▇═─­™

[SuperMegaLoser]

RIP stevens, tube master and enemy of trucks.

[bma852]

Doobs make tubes full of pubes n boobs

[noahevans]

This video is not something you just dump in your favorites.

[niikisound]

Niiki - Stability Spot Cool Fastevil (4 Bootleg)

youtube.../watch?v=uInUTEok5NQ

Tnxxx

[tigerbloodusa]

its not a big truck

[lars517]

the truck is a lie!

[gily5150]

Dis is fckn stupid! God!! >:/

[fumblebane]

aaah so thats why my internet slows down sometimes, the tubes get clogged. it all makes sense now

[penguininpink1]

/watch?v=ePXontw9upA

[galamakazaba]

Wait it's not a series of tubes?

[junior00bacon00chee]

hahahahaha. why on earth do we give power to these idiots?

[883jljannaslashley88]

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[Chesta928]

Tight

[nsjyram]

just annoying.

[DJGREMY]

youtube.com/watch?v=5JOZrs9hQj­E

[DJFAXONATION]

hmm....

[qoaa]

i-i-i-i-its a s-s-s-s-s-s-ser-ser-ser-series­-series of-of-of-of t-t-t-t-t-t-t-TUBES!

[buhdyguy]

bet u havent heard this beat...

/watch?v=XeGX1KeOU6Q

[xDoubleZer00x]

american comedy... thats actually funny!

great video.

[AdrikFoaman]

Stop fking making fun of the guy, he was very old, you don't know what kind of diseases he had that caused him to talk like that.

[psdefnotme]

@AdrikFoaman

you're an idiot.

It's like the president.  Presidents are often old. However, they have CHOSEN to be in a position of power, and we have every right to ridicule them if we feel they fuck up.

[AdrikFoaman]

@psdefnotme It's not about fucking up you idiot, if the guy wasn't stuttering so damn much his speech would have been more understandable, making fun of some1 just because they are ill or sick makes you even more evil than the politicians who actually fuck up the world..

I wish when you get old, if you get old, you stutter in every freaking work out of your mouth and all the little kids like you point their fingers and laugh at you.

[theamazingjebus]

@AdrikFoaman An illiterate defends a stammering idiot. ROFL.

[HYA799]

@AdrikFoaman my grand ma doesn't stutter -.- and she's 89!

[GhibliFan1]

@AdrikFoaman

Then what the FUCK was he doing in a position of power and influence if that was the case? No wonder you guys screwed the world's economy up....you're far too bothered about hurting people's feelings. "Hey, this banker/senator/president is a crazy old bastard and he's going to cause a real mess"....."well hey, buddy, just you leave him alone...he's 82 and has Alzheimer's...of course he's going to make errors". "But...like...he could really screw the word up..."

[GmodRandomCollection]

@GhibliFan1 Dude , life is too short, no point arguing. Just have fun and don't let anything stop you..

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GhibliFan1 He didn't actually stutter that much at all, this was edited quite a bit, obviously. For anyone criticizing him, though, I'd like to see you go in front of Congress and explain how the internet works better than he did.

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GhibliFan1 Well good for you, but could you do it in front of Congress and actually have them understand what you're telling them?

[GhibliFan1]

@AreThereNoMoreNames

Um, well I think I could do a little better than "it's a series of tubes" and "it's not a truck"...LOL

[AreThereNoMoreNames]

@GhibliFan1 Well, so did he. Like I said before, this isn't his speech, this was edited quite a bit.

[rainingblood92]

i like DJ Anonymous remix better

[vixx]

Dude really really nice job on this movie and on this song. This is great.

[BrianDgreat123]

Lolz the internets not a series of tubes either lol. this guy mustve been so fucking wasted.

[Nerdsansintelligence]

I always thought the internet was a big truck. This changes my life forever.

[JordanCallumA]

1'088 think the internet is a big truck

[fodassefodido69back]

can u teach me how we play the dj if someone know how is it made how do we make diferent sounds with that cd dj it can be easy but i dont know sure is more easy playing put the dj than playing piano or guitar if someone know please tell me if u want but serious im talking serious nice dj sound

[ASDFUIL]

why is my goddamn internet so fucking slow

[TheKazush]

good

[whoiscuriousgeorge]

Poor Ted Stevens. The tubes in his head are more tangled up than the ones on the internet commercially. He just can't comprehend it.

[fuckwasabi]

fiber optic net net net... network!!!!!!!!!!!!! SU SU SUC IT BITCH

[happy543210]

May this lying, degenerate, amoral, racist, thieving scoundrel rest in peace.

[deeler40]

Stevens was a great asset to Alaska and a good man.

[MCHammersmith]

RIP Ted Stevens. He's now riding on the big truck in the sky.

[DonGenarosDog]

@MCHammersmith

Actually, we know his precise location right now. He is in the 8th circle of Hell, in Bolgia 5, where he is immersed in boiling pitch.

[djneon12]

do some own no what the cartoon is called at

0:16

1:48

2:17

2:52

[DiggityCheckIt]

"Just the other day, internet was sent by my staff at 10 O-clock in the morning. I got it yesterday!!"

There's yer problem!

Stuffing the whole internet into the tubes isn't recommended for obvious reasons!

[MrNickWright]

Did he died?

[newton2013]

Packets ARE more like liltte trucks-  than tubes.

[FredFielding]

The afterlife... is a series of tubes... tubes... tubes

[FredFielding]

The afterlife - is a series of tubes... tubes... tubes...

[mewcoreycoco]

now he is floating through the tubes of heaven or hell but i hope he can talk about something else other then tubes

you will be missed

[mewcoreycoco]

wow hes dead that suck not more tubes!!!!

[djguapo]

RIP to the gangster of awesome on the internets!

[DynastySaints]

those damn small planes are dangerous, no way in hell id ever get in one........... R.i.p buddy.

[silveusj]

Planes are like a series of tubes.

[MBDarkwinter]

RIP TUBES MAN!

[tommybgoode2]

RIP Ted Stevens... your plane fell out of the sky... must've been the tubes

[foilseal]

stop typing "RIP" you stupid sheep. none of you know shit about this man.

[Xesum]

@foilseal Who are you?

[Xaqtly]

@foilseal

Besides the fact that he's dead, you mean?

[J242]

@foilseal, Agreed... As a life-long Alaskan all I can say is good riddance to "Uncle Ted"...

[camaroman]

RIP Buddy

[madnavigator]

Good night, sweet prince.

[paraglidr]

Brilliant! RIP, Ted.

[azurelunatic]

RIP, Senator.

[cheesecarrot]

Good riddance. Maybe he'll finally find out if heaven is a big truck or a series of tubes.

Alternate post: His apendages are now a tangled series of tubes. :D

[TuckerTues]

RIP Ted Stevens.

[rynoweb]

the clogged tubes took his plane down - not a truck!

[Mithos142]

RIP Grand Master Internet Wizard Ted Stevens! May there be a series of tubes in the afterlife!

[AMpufnstuf]

TROLL HIS LIFE, BUT MOURN HIS DEATH? YOU GUYS ARE SCARED

[DonLangosta]

The autopsy has revealed that Ted Stevens was a series of tubes.

[djguapo]

@DonLangosta u sure he's not a big truck?

[TheGameKat]

@DonLangosta Brilliant, sir.

[MarcoXalana]

@DonLangosta lol. Priceless!

[LLORT3]

RIP :(

[zimtower]

RIP Ted Stevens

[xFigure10x]

I love you, internet tubes

[FireTacoProductions]

i dumped something on the internet once....the internet was pissed

[Garyd336]

OMG MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT GOT HACKED :( Do you want to know how they did it and make sure yours is safe? Well check out this video! /watch?v=JQmUiTwCP6E

[malocite]

This is hillarious

[MrNickWright]

An internet was sent to him in just over a day? I'd say that's rather fast, it takes me a week to download the internet.

[whoiscuriousgeorge]

I guess poor old Ted will never win that many internets.

[LilBumpysGirl]

who is the character in the red dancing at 1:13 to 1:20?? 

[pastageek2]

Maybe the internet is a series of dump trucks connected by tubes. Huzzah for the thermionic valve! lol

[johnvasgird]

Hey everyone look, its a big truck.

[Twilighted420]

interblllalahlbllleelehle duduhdhu tubes...

[charverUK]

Silly old man. He wants to take our internets away!!!

[henriko95]

@charverUK In a big truck, right?

[TheShieji]

@shieji...> wow i'm tired being laid'

[SgtHydra]

@charverUK Ironically enough... quite the opposite...

Read about Net Neutrality... Stevens epic failed his explanation, but he was right in being against it.

[Sebas3440]

DO LIEK.

[itsbeadyeyes]

this vid is a masterpiece

[KevinMaloney411]

ITS A SERIES OF TUBES!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!

[adecentusername]

What's the video with the woman dancing in a chair? Where's that from, damn it? Some sort of religious music video?

[whoiscuriousgeorge]

In a sense it is a big series of tubes, but not in the way he thinks. Not in the way he thinks AT ALL. The internet does not work that way!

[keyinregulus3]

I like the other popular remix better, the one with Tangela in it.

[JTMUSIKMACHER]

Finest Music: Feelin´ Fever!!

[andymillerisdabest]

fake and gay

[HabboElskeren]

techno remix ?! lawl

[EduardoLHayesc]

hmhihi i feel hony today anyone shares the same feeling as me

[craman5]

who said boobs?

[dawgNkatz]

So true, so true. Just a series of tubes. How could Al Gore create such a piece of junk!!!

[KatherineMarieGarcia]

@dawgNkatz

gtfo of here.

[dawgNkatz]

Katherine... I was joking. LOL

[itscalledhardstyle]

chack out my new coldplay remix XD

[sygnus5]

I'm watching this in a truck.

WHAT NOW!?

[HeavyMetal1981Fan]

Mind = blown

[bluefire427]

ROFLMAO!!

[keenancloreiq]

hmmsearching for a guy that will make me go wild

[nepenthesizer]

Now I must enter the tubes.

[spyrusthedeathless]

Still awesome. Thanks Senator Ted!

[AlexiaFlintroy]

aahhey  anyone want to play with me

[FreshxBlood]

Check out the series of tubes dubstep mix!

[Meoxz007]

lol was für alte technik das mal alles war....

[burnzorz]

I think he equates the internet to that randomized pipe creation screen saver from the 90's

at 0:43

You'll remember if you were old enough to see it.