Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Two

[SuperSenshi]

Can you upload Mallrats?

[TherathxRikku]

3:12, I miss that voice.

[zachzilla26]

Is that the actual cast of the scooby doo movie?

[maymay2sexy]

ahh they kno i paid to watch but youtubes free so lol they lookin at the wrong person

[Hysteria98]

Notice the Dogma jesus statue reference on the car dashboard.

[bandiit17]

Haha guess what jay and bob, I didn't have to pay to watch!!

[MrRandomer1998]

We will make u eat our shit and then shit it out then eat the shit that was made up of our shit lol doobey snacks

[xxMrsGaebWayxx]

George Carlin<3

[t0ymachine23]

jokes on you im not paying for this shit

[jayfatha]

1:46

Internet - 1

Jay and Silent Bob - 0

[funny555]

Lmao! * walks in too moobys*. " moooooooooooo! ... Yeeeeaahhh!" awesome lol

[ryanbeev]

WAIT YOU READ THE BOOK TOO ahahahahaha i wish i was a stoner before my brain devoloped looks like alot of fun

[Woahimdead07]

its so tru bout the mofuckas talkin shit on the internet. dey r 1 of things, wimpy as kids or losers who liv wit thyr parents. thy need to discover the eye opening joy of gods gift to the earth - marijuana. one love ppl

[Seetherrocks67]

they had a show about the two store clerks with these two in it it was funny as hell.

[mrkekerbatti]

whats the name of the song when she walks trough the door?

[fredissexay]

@mrkekerbatti "bad medicine" buddy from Bon Jovi...catchy song

[ChowderFlapjackFan94]

RIP George Carlin 1937-2008 You and your 7 dirty words will be strongly missed. :(

[brittaneyUSA]

fuckin love Jay Mewes

[Silverone43]

George Carlin hahaha one of the best cameo in this movie by far next to Mark Hamill as THE COCKNOCKER! lawls Kevin Smith really made an amazing movie with this one but his best movie by far is Clerks II...Jay and Silent Bob 4 Life!

[matacharro]

fuk this shit is fukn funny hahaha



[JimmySteller]

Only Jay and Silent Bob would be impressed at the mention of the Unwritten Book of the Road.

[JakFan13]

I liked how they looked at the camera as to say "You seriously paid to see Jay and Silent Bob movie?".

[DesireBros22]

@JakFan13 The irony is that we didn't actually pay to watch it.

[JakFan13]

@DesireBros22 I know..... That's hilarious.

[paranoidIVOK]

rules of the road!!!

[loserwoman87]

Everyday, people hitch to Hollywood to stop movies being made about them, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fucking cartoon.

*Mystery Machine appears*

[laderriusbrown1978]

jay and silent bob r funny yo im hungry where can we get sum brrreaakkfast

[SnowDemonKat]

I knew velma was gay XD

[gundome12]

all you mother fucker are going to pay. you are the one that are the ball likers.

we are going to fuck your mothers wile you watch and cry like little winy biches.

Were going to make you eat our shit.Then make you eat the shit that you shit out that our shit.

[popomomo12]

this is my fav part! "Fictional Characters, am i getting through to you at all!?"

[terrero912]

lol 1:49 dont look at me!!!! lol

[zuturd]

my fave bit of this movie is when they go 2 moobys n jay is shouting right in the middle of the store LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

[ilbv5]

WHo'd pay to see that indeed ? ..lmao

[fabelocityrx101]

just like me and my friend

[falloutgirl902]

HAHAHAH fukck the po-lice

[pigking4502]

lol!!!!!!

[overthere131]

ooooo i gona suk u's guys dicks off

[Sammychannel]

oooooh shit! scooby doo

[yeah007]

I luv scooby doo! snoogins! :)

[Dodecalypse]

Lol i like the shound effects that Jay makes.

[ClairePeine]

HOLY SHOOT--george carlin <3

[KacsaET]

1:48 :D:D haha

thx for uploading!

[Vilechild666]

Omg Whats the song at 7:27?

[TeamJSDA]

Steppenwolf, Magic carpet ride

[DeathPenaltyKid]

they should make a show of jay and silent bob they would make millions!!

[MetalAnimationStudio]

i would watch it:P

[multimom3]

@DeathPenaltyKid they did make a clerks cartoon, it was allright

[1manubergerbil]

r.i.p. george carlin the best comedian ever

[LATNG2]

for starters, i am not paying to see this movie ay all!

[Awolfamongsheep]

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. Were gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to hollywood and find those Miramax fucks whose making the movie, we're going to make them eat our shit, the shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made them eat. And then all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay & Silent Bob

[WillTheGlaceon]

Check out bob's expression at 6: 36

[Loriku96]

i love this movie this is my favourite

[balisticcow]

7:27 - 7:40 best part of the movie. These guys are 100% stoners

[AmyN92692]

all their faces at 1:50 lol

[ladykind21]

lol I HAVE got to buy this movie

[12emade]

look at jays face on 2:01 lol

[Satire1221]

The only mystery is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief xD xD

[belfiarshowkid]

lol look at shaggy at 7:32!

[seanburkeistight]

seinostrifer1 is an asian motherfucker

that fuck hahaha

[Litobx]

George Carlin is god lmao.

[QannabbiKing]

whats the name of the song they play when there in the scooby doo van trippin out?

[kalalella]

magic carpet ride by... i have no clue???

[avery000]

well there's a line and on this side of it we aint gay XD lmao

[msTrentReznor]

man i fuckin love george carlin

*RIP*

[spoon2spoondavespoon]

whose george carlin?

[UndyingSimmons]

One of the best comedians to ever live, my friend.

[msTrentReznor]

right on undyingsimmons

he was the fuckin greatest

[seinostrifer1]

XD he lick her pussy

[darikai219]

I had no idea that nun was Princess Leia.

[spoon2spoondavespoon]

serious?

[balalraza]

fictional characters

[XjxBrandonxjX]

lmao!! goes and sucks some other guys dicks off lmao that gives us 8 days lolol

[integeral]

fictional caracters, am i getting through to you at all

[Moviewhiz1]

i like Jay then she goes and sucks two other guys dicks off lol. LOL, lunchbox, tons of fun roflmao.

[EveryMn]

At 3:15 it looks just like So Cal. They could be a day's walk from Hollywood.

[sMONGO3]

MOTORHEAD

[holymasterchief]

lol george carlin

[Kazakazi]

I love the breaking of the fourth wall at 1:48

[dcornflak]

nice

[badhorrill]

two best movies in the world jay nd silent bob and clerks 2 nice 1

[SYNYSTERGIRAFFE]

lol i love this movie

[LITTLEPAWPTART]

you rule

[FlyyEmoGuyy]

=P cool.

Yeah these are both awesome movies.

[bradyM01]

lol dude i watchted clerks 2 off ur vids <3