David Letterman - Emma Watson Needs a Band-Aid

[livinglegend1187]

Dem earmuffs.

[DMG118]

"please forgive me" - she's so well mannered - I wish the world had much more people like her, she's sadly a dying breed =(

[MrJoakimNoah]

@SorrowfulLesson I don't think you get it as much as you think you do. She was calling an ERASER a rubber. Not a razor, you moron. I guess you shouldn't go to her school.

[SorrowfulLesson]

@MrJoakimNoah

Also? I wouldn't go to her University if you payed me. It's not as prestigious as everyone makes it out to be. I'll also have you know that anyone- regardless of I.Q. or educational status, can make a mistake as I did. Even you. The true moronic act in question here is you blatantly disrespecting someone you do not know. As I said, people in my area called Razors rubbers 10-15 years ago. We called an eraser a "miss" and a marker a "blotter".

[MrJoakimNoah]

@SorrowfulLesson it. You tried to seem better than people because the connection between the words was "so obvious" to you. The second reason is because you made a remark about how America does something different than you're used to so it must be wrong. Well go fuck yourself. You're not any better than anyone. And let's be honest...I looked online for a solid hour and didn't find shit about anyone ever calling a razor, a rubber. You're lying to save face and looking even more like an idiot.

[CptPsyborg]

Wait, what?! Justin Bieber quit dressing like a tomboy?! Oh wait, it's just Emma Watson. Phew.

[AtrumMixer]

Weird. It's "Plåster" in sweden. (Plouster).

[lumiere2020]

That's funny. In Quebec, we say plaster too and we're speaking french...

[americanpsycho93]

*whispers* a condom  xD

[megachepe01]

no me gusta su nuevo corte!! =0 pero me encanta como actua =) =D

[FRANKMANNACO700]

HOW I WISH I WAS KISSING AND SMELLING EMMA'S ENTIRE FEET

[Ankandgod]

great... now i have to search for the 626ro comment

[YuvalD48]

9GAG

[Scumbag9gagger]

I would give both in case of umm...

[Knutbsh]

(-(-(-.-)-)-) 9gag army is here.

[MsNiasan]

i love the way she said ''condom'' haha

[purplepari333]

she's soo cute aahh the way she whispered 'condom' lolll

[niggerlover916]

i would so give her a rubber!

[christmas1452]

1:47 omg she is just AH-DOR-IBLE!!!!!

[robalismohshit]

@christmas1452 LOL

[christmas1452]

1:16 OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!

[christmas1452]

2 things: 1)pause at 0:11 she has such a fun, cute smile. 2) at 0:09 i wish i had her laugh!!

[robalismohshit]

@christmas1452 LOL

[ItsJustJasmine]

lol... plaster

[beccael21]

Emma- doing some homework, needs to erase something- "Hey guys, do you have a rubber I could use?"

*Long awkward silence...

[doryheartsmakeup]

@europachef your attempt to educate me failed, because Im from England myself, Im not dumb! Yes she's English, with French descent.

[EJLSWE]

one hot englishwomen for sure

[chefen89]

1:23 >.< LMFAO

[gfdghfdhgnghfd]

I bet when Emma turns 50 years old she going to look like she is 20 years old.

[pinkdiamond7577]

Does David ever let anyone finish answering a question before he asks another one? 

[catman103]

If she needs a band.. I can play the drums...

[MegaNFer81]

My sister spent a few years attending grad school in Ireland- drove my family NUTS with the British words for things...

[SolidOne40]

Short hair aint working for her,

[entewente]

She. Is. So. Beautiful.

[koyusky]

She never answered his question of how she cut herself..

[Wreeacks123]

lol at "a condomn"

[ricardesco93]

Ugliest biotch ever

[robalismohshit]

@ricardesco93 UUUUUUu!!! nah people have their opinoion heheheheheh

[KaylaAWilliams]

lololo

[SirBurstify]

I wish I could meet Emma!

[superman1113215]

fuck your casserole

[Fragzone7450]

30 sec commersials kills me.....

[pencilgoboom]

i would give her a condom

[pbjellybeanful]

she's so pretty!

[ChrisTheBallerL23]

NOOOOOOOOO WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR HAIR SHORT

[Kev888]

Should've used some essence of dittany!

[626ro]

"This is the thing about American kids, they know you're bleeding, but yet they can't put two and two together and figure out you need a band-aid." lol :)

[kamkhawaja]

@626ro I assure you, as an American, if Emma Watson was bleeding I don't care what the fuck she said. She's getting the deluxe care treatment.

[ILOVECOLDPLAY4EVER]

@mnetcallin Well, when i have nothing to do I look for some videos and press all the numbers until find something creepy haha:) I'm kidding Oh and by the way I'm a Girl come on Dude!

[mnetcallin]

Emma..I'll give you a rubber, don't worry

[4433giorgio]

She is like 19 years old or something,and her dressing and hair cut,make her look like 50.

They must find her stylish and shoot him in the head.

[carrotsandnutella]

haha I've been there. Me and my cousins where on holiday in NY and asked the receptionist at the hotel for a plaster.. she was like ".. a what? Oh! here you go, here's your PLASTER" ahaha

[ElixTeflonDon]

love emma <3

[TheRedfire555]

I love her. :D

[ILOVECOLDPLAY4EVER]

Push number 9 repeatedly :O

[mnetcallin]

@ILOVECOLDPLAY4EVER That was awesome man! How did you find that out?

[ILOVECOLDPLAY4EVER]

Sweet Boton → 1:36

[JoHeartsArt]

MAYBE the americans thought that she didn't need a band aid because she could stop the bleeding by casting a spell !

[jebisse]

I'd carry her around in my pocket. Or live in hers.

[shortgiantproduction]

i hate how letterman always interupts his guest, its like he doesn't care what his guest have to say.

[TheBlondegedu]

a plaster??? never heard of that before today. LOL

[colinwar]

sooo hot. 

[parfumfashion]

also i remember when i was at school and asked my teacher I need a rubber she looked at me in a very weird way lol and i was like what 9, 10 years old lol

[parfumfashion]

that happend to me omgg it took me a while to understand that they call it band aid :O soo confusing there are a lotttt of words that are different between British English and American English!

[wtg2989]

OHHHH Thanks Dave! You're so Awesome Yes! Telling people from other countries how stupid we are!

[PressXtonotdie]

@wtg2989 Probably because it's true if it took them that long to fucking figure it out?

[wtg2989]

@PressXtonotdie They could have been listening to her ask for a plaster or whatever and all the while were thinking, "she needs a band-aid." Basically I just don't like Letterman. The only reason I'm watching is because it's Emma Watson.

[thanksherman]

"That says something about American kids. They know your're bleeding, but [yet] they can't put two and two together."

[ChiciBo0]

LOL her version of a rubber is a .. eraZer

[ChiciBo0]

Roolleee Moodeelll.

[RossTheBalla05]

shes not as hot then in the harry potter movies imo

[biebergirl3194x]

lol kids at brown cant figure out if she needs a band aid!

[lebutzki]

@biebergirl3194x It's nice to know that Ivy league education is paying off huh?

[MrAdzerman]

I admit she looks very beutiful any way she is, but i can help my mind from screaming LESBIAN!! when i look at her hair like this

[carlo88moe]

MISLEADING title!!! i thought she was gonna talk about tampons n bloody vaginas

[robalismohshit]

everybody wants emma watson but you guys can keeep dreaming LOL =) even i am dreaming LOOLZ !!!!

[MELTYblood8]

@robalismohshit

fuuuuuuuu-

[KadeemLiburd]

@robalismohshit I'm Johnny Simmons so everyone's dreams is my reality

[robalismohshit]

@KadeemLiburd who u??>.....dunno u sorry LOL

[NeloAngeloG13]

i met a british girl and its true, they do actually refer to rubbers as razors...kinda cool actually

[TheRevProdigy777]

@NeloAngeloG13 erasers. not razors.

that british girl mustve given you some strange looks.

[NeloAngeloG13]

@TheRevProdigy777 actually got her number. god i wanna go to the uk

[bollerasincausa1]

Emma looks very very beautiful. Is a great actress and great person. In the Harry Potter film´s your interpretation is incredible. Long Life for EMMA WATSON. Beautifuuul.!!!!!

[N3atZ]

ohhhhh bless david lettermin lol

[derrekjt]

emma i know the possibility of you reading this post is kinda low but i wanna say this: you're hot

[CRACKINAZN]

justin bieber looks like her...

[themightycelestial]

When I was in college,

I got plastered all the time.

[Samaanthaxo]

my gosh, I love her <3

[singerhp19]

shes so cute:) Whispers *a condom*

[xBillyTheKidx]

@singerhp19 YES. THIS. JUST CAME TO POST THIS. so cute :3

[stephaniegranger]

And then I go to Britain and walk up to a cute guy "Heeeey, do you have a condom?" (take a second and think about it, you'll get the joke.)

[Chazzetteh]

@stephaniegranger one second? Took me three

[xinbeichng]

OMG... Good thing I'm not studying in the US or anything or I'd make the same mistakes as she did.

[cjh8]

lol

[havingfunx]

she's beautifull!

[crazymind]

HAHAHA!!!

That is all.

[t0ej0b]

@learningrussian I'm a 33 year old American and I generally stand in awe at the mass stupidity shown by my generation and those after it.

[Emper0rH0rde]

@t0ej0b I couldn't have said it better myself. Putting garbage on a pedestal - and obsessing about said garbage while people are starving to death in other parts of the world - is perhaps the biggest example of mass stupidity. If I believed in evolution, I'd say the human race is turning back into apes.

But screw that.

I want to huggle Emma! <3

[XBreatheProductionsX]

@learningrussian Seriously? It's a joke. It's his job. If you can't make fun of yourself then what fun are you? I'm a seventeen, almost eighteen year old american and I found it hilarious.

[ole78aol]

I'm a 20 year old American, and if that's what really happened, he's just pointing out the obvious. and did it in a comical way, it's his job

[Emper0rH0rde]

@learningrussian If you can't take a joke, you're going to be offended a heck of a lot throughout your life. So get over it.

With all due respect, how dare you judge the man's entire character on one little infraction.

P.S. We can agree on the fact that Emma is lovely.

[maryandliany]

Same here! I litterally asked someone who's got a rubber and a guy from my class approached me and winked at me and said, "I have a rubber. What size do you want?" and I replied, "Do you have the large one?" and he said "Yeah." And then he gave it to me and I was very mad at him that I slapped him. And then, I realized that rubber is a condom in America and in England it's an eraser. I was so embarrased when I see him in class.

[Mendenhall2]

@QQQonigiri Crazy Dude...HAHA!

[StrengthInSolidarity]

@plzshutup100 Haha, your name is plzshtup100 haha, I see what you did there. clevergirl.jpg

[BadingKapit]

omgg! she sounded so adorable and cute when she whispered " a condom" xD

[RedSandStudios]

A rubber? -10 points from Gryffindor!

[RBeezy2389]

i wonder is she as smart as hermoine

[jlsjustinbieber]

@RBeezy2389 yeah she left school with 8 A*'s and a few A's i think..so she is pretty smart!

[wickedRozen]

@RBeezy2389 She got admitted into an ivy league school ( she kept her straight A's while having a very busy schedule). She left Brown though after her first year, and now she's in Oxford. So, go figure. But Hermione is the most brilliant wizard of her time, so I don't think Emma can beat that XD

[Tsyroc]

@wickedRozen

I think she's at Oxford for a year as part of a year abroad through Brown. I think she's supposed to do her last year back at Brown.

[StrengthInSolidarity]

dyke hair cut

[microphonecheck1]

i thought she was talkin about her cooter bleeding at first

[LilyHW415]

emma is awesome :D

[runningblindxx]

hahaha she shouted out rubber.. i would have died of embaressment. hahaahaha

[twoworldwolf]

she rocks

[theBeccs95]

she is starting to get the american accent haha

[qmelian]

her accent faaaaaaaaaaaaaaark

[Robert201231]

i love emma watson

[lazerbeak2125]

Pause at :48...LOL

[BarbarianDragon]

sweet baby jesus she's gorgeous

[LuDiTime]

LOL! Emma really british!

[Fallen80sChild]

LOL, A RUBBER.

[QQQonigiri]

who the hell fucked my Emma?

[MrProudGunner]

@QQQonigiri giggady

[dancergrl918]

@QQQonigiri i think she's saying that she wanted actual rubber and people though she wanted a condom

[scorch946]

@QQQonigiri your emma you mean mine!

[PSPS2PSPPS3]

@scorch946 no your both wrong..MY EMMA..SHES MINE!!!

[h2soccergod]

@QQQonigiri i don't get it. explain please

[illfaptothis]

Oh god she's much too cute. Her face turned a bit red after she whispered condom

[FoxLich]

uhh her new hairstyle sucks....imo its like for an older lady or something i prefered the longer hair

[BarbarianDragon]

@FoxLich

no way!

[FoxLich]

@BarbarianDragon yes way! lol

[idontknowwhatilike]

Emma Watson, the most awesome British since Sherlock Holmes.

[borginhho]

@idontknowwhatilike she is not British...

[TheRevProdigy777]

@borginhho shes French, but raised in Britain

[doryheartsmakeup]

@borginhho She is British, she was born in France but moved to England when she was 5, and her parents are both British

[ubermensch826]

@idontknowwhatilike you either mean to say "British person" or "Brit"

[Digx26]

what a lovely and beautiful young woman!

[AylaaaX]

@toisver you really need to shut up now.. there's nothing wrong with being gay or lesbian or whatever.. you can't help the way you am your born that way. some people like you may not understand that.. and I know that i won't let you change your mind. but gay people are normal.. they are fucking normal.. and you can say they aren't as much as you wan't.. but they won't and CAN'T change for you. learn to have respect.

[ChewingPieTV]

Hilarious

[FutureDoesntNeedU]

FUCK OFF GEICO

[MrTwistking]

come on youtube.

a 30 second commercial for a 2 min video?

STOP

[Clarabelli123]

holy shit that is the coolest dress ever

[Shawty453]

She's beautiful and she has a lovely accent!

[rocan7]

She goes to Brown

[HalfACupOfHate]

It's adorable that she whispers condom like that.

[ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

what i really like about her is that she doesnt try too hard to be liked

she doesnt even have to try at all, shes just herself.. shes so likeable

[SwirlTownGurl264]

Her laugh came out of nowhere, I jumped bacause my speakers were loud and her laugh was louder. O_o

[gkeeper555]

i said this before and ill say it again...... my english teacher lied to me! she said aphrodite was a goddess that lives in Olympia. but emma watson lives in England!!

[canucksgo]

Not many woman can pull off short hair and look good but ummmm she looks goooood

[sailoreric97]

Did she say an eraser was a rubber or a razor?

[potterluvver]

@sailoreric97 She said when she asks for a rubber, she's asking for an eraser (for rubbing out pencil marks), not the American "rubber" as a word for condom.

[sailoreric97]

@potterluvver I get the condom part, I just didn't know if she said eraser or razor:)

[kristine5050]

LMFAO @ THE END

[Mandog2012]

there is always fucking advertisement here. damn

[iiHayley01]

Emma is truly amazing <3

[cordawg89]

yeah an italian girl asked me for a rubber during physics class once (they learn british english) and that produced funny results.

[Mauselmais]

Pres 4 for a funny head move :D

and press 9 for hear her burp xD

[yoyoyo123762]

wat did she whisper??? :S

[ilysmTaylorLautner96]

@yoyoyo123762 condom