Joker needs Harley

[phantommangagirl]

*shakes head and chuckles* Men are completely helpless XDD.

[silverpeltwolf]

I love that scream! <3 HAHAHA!!

[minotar85]

This one scene just makes my day

[SuperBlur17]

He must of screamed when he found Harley was pregnant.

[Nickbailey990]

Joker should get harley a presents bitches love presents

[JokerVison]

Funny as ..

[megabrowser17]

BLINKING BLUE BLAZES

[copnite12342]

20 people never found their socks

[Fatlardigan7]

@Fatlardigan7 Not that I think Harley's a ho. She's hot, but she could be so much better off without the Joker!

[Fatlardigan7]

That's the life of a pimp, Joker. She's there when you need a ho to slap, but she out robbin' stuff when you need your socks.

[pinkylover75]

pause at 0:07, look at the drawer above the one jokers looking at.......and a SOCK is there

[kimchikittens]

My kingdom for him to wear pants ;(

[Caitlynn552]

I never get tired of hearing the Joker scream.

[Jmorg108]

I sat here and went through 1 hr of comments and they are ALL basically the same!

[WolfsRain101101]

Awww, pooor Mistah J

[MrsVolterra]

best scene EVER!!!! See, Joker DOES need Harley!!!m <333

[Adamguy2003]

"Has anybody seen my socks?"

idk, Joker, I think at the moment, you should be more concerned with finding your pants than with finding your socks.

btw, LMAO @ all the "Headline" parodies everyone's doing!

[horaciosi]

WHY SO SERIOUS?

[MrImastinker]

Bale: "Nolan's done, Dark Knight Rises was his last Batman movie."

Joker: "SO? He's always come back before."

Bale: "Gee, I guess you didn't read the papers Joker."

Joker: "Papers? What are you babbling about?"

(reads) *Joel Schumacher hired to direct Batman reboot*

Joker: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAH!"

[fangchick93]

Joker: What paper?

-Reads- "Batman is straight."

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

[raargrr]

Joker: Papers? What are you babbling about?

reads paper

"Justin Beiber lost his voice... For good?"

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ESSSSS!

[thebobfossilsociety]

ok i'll give this a try

Thug: Gee uh, I... I... I guess you haven't read the papers yet...

Joker: Papers? What are you babbling about?!

*Reads paper's top headline*

"Exclusive Pictures: Batman in a Thong!"

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[ultraking312]

@thebobfossilsociety lol oh my ribs! XD

[RedBlackAlucarD]

Just a question: What relationship does Joker have with Harley? Is it the same as her buddy Poison Ivy or are THEY together? I want to be in their bathroom too as the Joker with emma watson! could someone arrange a meeting with her (Emma Watson) i promise i wont harm her! then i am harry and idk! OMFG she allready has a boyfriend awww -_- Why couldnt she wait for me? But i have an idea: Im making the next film for her and the story is about, how labdancer earn their money wit 2 hourslapdancing^^

[thebobfossilsociety]

@RedBlackAlucarD long story short, Harley worked at Arkham Asylum and the Joker pretty much tricked Harley into falling in love with him so that she'd help him escape, and I guess she's loved/worked with him ever since

[EmeraldUnity]

nah nah this...

Thug: jee uh i guess you haven't read the papers yet.....

Joker: Papers? what are you babbling about?

*reads papers top line*

" This weeks most recent exclusive lesbian couple"

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[DarthStarscream1138]

Joker: What are you babbling about?!

Thug 1: Oh haven't you heard? It was my understanding that everyone has heard.

Joker: ABOUT WHAT?!

Thug 2: Mr. J don't!

Thug 1: Wala BIRD BIRD BIRD! BIRD is da word! BIRD BIRD BIRD! BIRD is da word! Joker don't you know about the bird why everyone knows bird is da word!!!

(2 hours later)

Thug 1: Babababababababababa oommamamamammaommamaaa

Joker: AAAAAAAAaAAAARRRRRR!!!

[crimefighterg33k]

@DarthStarscream1138 i like that idea but joker wouldn't let him go for 10 seconds without shooting him

[MikeMars1225]

Joker: Where is Harley!

Thug: I guess you haven't read the papers.

Joker: What papers? Gimmie those!

*reads the Headline*

"Harley Quinn bangs Deadshot in his bathroom"

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[klauder92]

Anyone else find it funny that he has no pants, no shirt and no jacket on but it's his socks that he's looking for? makes me giggle every time :D

[AFLAMKR]

First time I heard Joker scream! :-D

[MasterChief07]

@AFLAMKR and at this very batman

Batman:......... there is a disturbance in the force.......

[MasterChief07]

@MasterChief07 srry at this very moment lmao.

[AFLAMKR]

@MasterChief07 There's already a cave batman and a cowboy batman (if I'm not wrong). I suppose a jedi batman couldn't hurt. :)

[LPadfootSB162]

Aaaaawwwwwww

[TheMykcal]

Heath Ledger Joker: Why So Serious?

Mark Hamill Joker: "You need to read the papers."

Heath Ledger Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[930Studios]

XD Thats is really rare of joker!

[copnite12342]

but what nationality is the joker. i cant tell if he’s british or american. that accent is hard to follow

[AngelC28]

@copnite12342 Watch "The Laughing Fish" for your answer. ;)

[copnite12342]

@AngelC28 ty:) irish!

[TehSonicGuy101]

why joker needs harley back press 2

[The94Venom]

joker : "Papers ! What are you babbling about ?"

*Batman cheats on Joker with The Green Goblin !*

Joker : "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !"

[theshiznits2020]

I want to join in!

Joker: "Papers?! What are you babbling about?" *takes paper and reads it*

Paper: "Justin Beiber becomes President of the World! Resistance group dies trying!"

Joker: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[MrImastinker]

Joker: 'NOOOLAAAAAAN! What's going on, Christian? DKR was a success, people want more, but the reboot script is gone! Where's Nolan?'

Bale: 'He's not returning to direct. The trilogy's over.'

Joker: 'SO? He's always come back before.'

Bale: 'Gee, I guess you didn't see the papers then.'

Joker: 'Papers? What are you babbling about?' *JOEL SHUMACHER TO DIRECT THE BATMAN REBOOT*

Joker: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'

[LoreDFlourite]

Joker: Papers? What are you Babbling about?

*READS*

Harley Quinn kissed Poison Ivy.

Joker:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!­!!!!!!

PD: I support HxJ

[Chaoswarrior1231]

Joker: Paper?! What are you babbling about!?

*Reads*

Paper: Harley Quinn kisses Batman

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[FallenAndRised]

What cartoon series is this????

[conqueringiants]

Me too! lol

Joker: "Papers?! What are you babbling about?!"

Reads

paper: Dark knight rises comming summer 2012

joker: yeah i loved dark knight, the villian won!

Reads

paper: Heath Ledger dead.

Joker: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Zuyuri]

Ooh, I want to join the bandwagon

Joker: "Papers?! What are you babbling about?!"

*READS*

Fans rave about Dark Knight Returns!

Joker: Mmm-hmm. Good, good...

*READS*

Twilight: Breaking Dawn ranks highest grossing movie of the year.

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH­­HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!­!!!!!!!!!

[SamhainTheDark]

He's hiding out at an old comedy club called Laff City? I think Batman will find him there.

[firestonegraywolf]

0:42 BEST

[WindBearStudios]

0:40 Joker shit's a brick.

[SkeletonBunny2000]

LOL 

[orster2076]

This should be a meme

[copnite12342]

typical husband behavior....where are my socks. to me harley and the joker...best love story ever!

[mace123ify]

@copnite12342 I agree sometimes my dad actually gets mad when some one moves his socks XD

[copnite12342]

@mace123ify lol

[Sonally4ever]

Thug: Jee uh, I..I.....I guess you haven't read the papers yet.

Joker: Papers? What are you babbling about?!

*Reads paper's top headline*

"DC says No more Joker After Arkham City"

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[iluvchrishalliwell]

@Sonally4ever I cried. )':

[amycarigale]

@Sonally4ever someone else will take up the mantle hopfuly the guy who did the voice for the red hood movie no mark hammil but still brilliant

[Sonally4ever]

@amycarigale Like Pigrits for example?

[PKMN1578]

Wats the episode?

[Mcjagger11]

Mr. J looks even hotter without socks. Way to go and now he's single. So long Harley. Ravie's moving to Gotham!

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

y r all the top comments are of joker reading something random in the newspaper ok lemme try this....

Joker: what papers?

-reads- " Justin Beiber moves to Gothem"

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

now we play the waiting game....

[annie10103]

@TheJuggaletteKitty

Copied from a previous top comment.

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

@annie10103 ur point?

[annie10103]

@TheJuggaletteKitty

My point is that it's not original. If you want to be funny, make your own shit up.

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

@annie10103 eh dont care sweetie

[annie10103]

@TheJuggaletteKitty

You should. Look at the top comments now. They're original. Stealing someone else's comment is just plain pathetic.

"Sweetie"? I do not know you. You do not know me. Last time I recalled, my name was not Sweetie. Keep your pet names to your friend group, please.

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

@annie10103 u mad?

[annie10103]

@TheJuggaletteKitty

I mad.

[annie10103]

@TheJuggaletteKitty

P.s

It's actually "Umad" not "u mad". Just sayin'.

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

@annie10103 ok so Umad?

[annie10103]

@TheJuggaletteKitty

Indeed, Imad.

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

@annie10103 dude just get over it really its not a big deal

[annie10103]

@TheJuggaletteKitty

So if it isn't a big deal, why do you keep replying? o.O

[TheJuggaletteKitty]

@annie10103 cuz u reply! XD

[DeadpoolDog]

@TheJuggaletteKitty That is one long waiting game dude. but hey here's a like>

[zimtower]

Joker shouldnt make chocolate pudding at 4am.

[milestone380]

@zimtower haha, i see what you did there

[MrPerfect2000Z]

Now THAT is a scream

[haruhideki]

im wondering how do these bad guys get henchmen.....what in it for the henchmen? they cant be paid that much....

[DarkSoulWithinBeauty]

@haruhideki i think they have nothing better to do in life so they just basically give up their lives

[MrDCWood]

All these comments look like FUN! Let me try!

Joker: "Papers?! What are you babbling about?!"

*READS*

Heath Ledger voted 2nd greatest Joker of all time!

Joker: Mmm-hmm. Good, good...

*READS*

Cesar Romero wins "Greatest Joker of all time!" poll.

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH­HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

[picknana]

Lucas Does More Changes to the Star Wars movies

Joker: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[doobiesmoke15]

His pet hyenas don't seem to have much love for him!

[Sonally4ever]

@doobiesmoke15 I think they preferred Harley as their caretaker.

[Adamgontierfan19]

This scream and the scream when he realizes he owes millions to the IRS are the two best Joker screams ever

[nintendude24]

Joker:Papers?What are you babbling about?

Newspaper: Video keeps getting comments with the same set up.

Joker: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Anaksunamen999]

"Joker, oh no! she turned lesbian because of me! AHHHHHH! Lol

[hankm133]

*Seth Mcfarland is t he new joker*

Joker:..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[ForeverYoungKnights]

Joker: Papers? What are you Babbling about?

*READS*

Mark Hamill Tweets that he is done voicing for the Joker

Joker:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[kgmk93]

@ForeverYoungKnights That one, was mutual.

[shadic74]

The Joker: the only supervillain who can scare the crap out of people even when he's wearing polka-dot underwear

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

Joker: Papers What you babbling on about?

NewsPaper: Twlight breaking dawn was a hit at the box office

Joker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ><

[NightShade1218]

I thought the Joker didn't wear socks...

[PirateKing1256]

Rebecca black and Justin bieber have offically join forces in 2012.

[CaptainJessicaHook]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cartoonfangirl007]

That's my reaction when I found out that Joker died in Batman Beyond.

[copnite12342]

@Cartoonfangirl007 :(

[Cartoonfangirl007]

@copnite12342 Indeed. :'(

[rockinamber18]

Joker: Papers? What are you babbling on about?

Newspaper: The new record album by justin biever

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[SuperHeather123]

@rockinamber18 lol right on

[truedoom17]

Joker: Papers?! What papers?!

*Reads*

*Record screeches*

waaa waaa waaaaaaa

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[starfox991]

That was my reaction when I learned scarecrow was not in arkham city

[TheVader2]

@starfox991 He is, he's just not... nevermind, you're right, and I already talked to you about something today.

[DarkPirate647]

LMAO JOKER IS THE BEST ANTI-HERO EVER

[Sonally4ever]

@DarkPirate647 Don't you mean villain? Anti-heroes seem to be more about themselves (unlike heroes who "put others before themselves"); like other villains, this guy is a troublemaker.

But otherwise, you are correct, Joker is the greatest villain ever.

[BadBoyBeta]

Joker: Papers? What are you babbling about?

Newspaper: The Dark Knight to be remade.

Joker: Oh, Goodie!

Newspaper: Without the Joker.

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Benjamin568]

Joker:Papers? What are you babbling about?

Newspaper:Harley leaves Joker

Joker:So?

Newspaper:For Batman

Joker:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[sylki7]

Joker: What's going on Rock? The place is a mess, no one's fed the hyenas, i can't find my socks and i haven't got pussy in weeks!!!!

Tough:Umm... What was the last thing you said?

Joker: Um... I can't find my socks?

[SixtailShadow]

15 people also need Harley to find their socks and clean house, but they know that they have no chance against Mr. J

[27twilightgirl]

@VictoryFire888 thanx!!! lol

[VictoryFire88]

Is it just me or does the Joker look good in his undies? :P

[MonstreFreako]

Henchman:Gee...I guess you haven't read the papers then.

Joker:Papers!? What are you mumbling about!?

*READS!!!*

"Gotham City takes all the socks away."

Joker:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Sonally4ever]

Henchman: Gee... I guess you have'nt read the papers then.

Joker: PAPERS?! What are you mumbling about?! *snatches paper*

*READS*

"Mark Hamill to Retire his role as The Joker for good after Batman: Arkham City"

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHGG!!!!!

[BatmanNumber94534Fan]

Lol Rock is huge yet he's terrified of joker. I don't blame him

[VTwinty]

Darth Vader: No Luke. "I"..am your Father.

Luke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!

[KillerCroconaw]

Grunt: "Oh gee boss... I guess ya aint seen the papers then..."

Joker: "What are you babbling about?!"

*Reads*

HARLEY QUINN LEAVES JOKER

Joker: Nothing new, she does this every week!

Turns to page 2.....

GOTHAM CITY RUNS OUT OF RED LIPSTICK

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[27twilightgirl]

my version:

dude: gee uh.... guess u aint sern tha papers then...

Joker. Papers?! What are u babbling about?!

*Reads*

Miley Cyrus is moving to gotham.

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­H!!!!!!!!

[VictoryFire88]

@27twilightgirl Oh that's the best one yet. Good job. you've earned a kiss. Not from me though. Someone pretty. xp

[zperra]

The Joker needs Harley to clean up after him! >.<

[Th3xS0L0isT]

what episode is this???

[ThePikaChub]

LoL too cute x3

[F14ace]

Joker: Papers? What are you babbling about?

*READS*

Christopher Nolan Fired. Joel Schumacher to Direct The Dark Knight Rises

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!!!!

[ForeverYoungKnights]

@F14ace God that would be the worse Lol

[SixtailShadow]

@F14ace OH THE HORROR!!!! That's worse than your father cutting your arm off with a lightsaber after thinking he was dead all these years.

[ssssssssssssssssss50]

@F14ace thats the most evil thing anyone could do

[iSamPuckett]

@F14ace Oh God, that's a scary thought...

[WebVManReturns]

@F14ace Imagine Michael Bay direcing. Joker would do nothing but plant bombs around Gotham and Batman would never stop him.

[souljaboy37]

Joker: Papers? What are you babbling on about???

Newspaper: Harley Leaves Joker.....

Joker: Nothing new

Newspaper: .....and Takes All His Socks

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kgmk93]

@souljaboy37 Joker: Not the polka-dots! My sweet, sweet polka-dots!!

[Lamar2827]

That was so funny my lungs were about to explode.

[southparkdudz]

he screamed because Harley is a lebo LOL, anyone get it?

[SkeletonBunny2000]

LOL Joker cant even find is shocks without Harley lol

[pete1210able]

I would hire James Franco to play Red Hood aka The Joker if I reboot Batman again.

[Shigofumi7163]

what episode is this?

[jrockluv]

Joker: Where are those goddamn socks?? I searched the whole place and i can't find them. Where is Harley?? Fuck this let me watch some T.V...*turns on Tv*...WHY IS BATMAN WEARING MY SOCKS??

[Kaito57]

This scream must be turned into an internet meme XD rofl !!

[therockingfellow]

My version would be

Henchman: Gee... I guess you have'nt read the papers then.

Joker: PAPERS?! What are you mumbling about?! *snatches paper*

*READS*

Metallica splits up

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!!!!

[NightShade1218]

@therockingfellow You apparently have not listened to Lulu...

[therockingfellow]

@NightShade1218 I only listened to some samples of the album but... nah, wasn't very good :(

[misavendetta76]

Epic scream

[dudee789]

Joker's so SERIOUS 

[helixmaster9]

Here's my version

Henchmen: Gee uh.. I- I guess ya ain't seen the papers then...

Joker: PAPERS?!? What are you talking about?!?!?!?!?!?! *snatches paper*

*READS*

Justin bieber's moving into Gotham

Joker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!

At the batcave

Batman: Alfred what was that?

Alfred: Oh thats just the joker screaming in fear since Justin Biebers coming to Gotham

Baman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[DeathDealer1997]

how does no one ever find him, he yells at Harley every 12 seconds, laughing, and screaming every day, is Gotham deaf!!!

[Ballira]

@DeathDealer1997 At the risk of being murdered by a clown, yes. Yes they are. x3

It's about like the store clerks, like in the episode with introduction of The Creeper. They've been robbed so many times that they're like, "*siiiigh* Do you want paper or plastic to put that cash in?"

[busterkeatonsbriefs]

Rediscovering how awesome this series is haven't seen it since I was a child

[LunaLiddell]

Poor Joker </3

Though Harley does deserve better than him.

[TheJboy88]

Rejecting a woman who has the hots for oyu.

It always comes back to bite you.

[copnite12342]

@TheJboy88 well said

[Archimonde259]

FACT: Harley is too good for the Joker... D=