Jay and Silent Bob: Silent Bob Screams at Jay

[Mr00001jon]

MAN WHO THE FUCK JUST STEALS A MONKEY

*Point point*

...oh yeah....

[Ayala84]

...because if you missed the sign, you didn't know what Silent Bob was saying.

So he was screaming at you, too.

[GeniusJibon]

Say it, don't spray it...

[cewolfen]

Silent Bob ain't so silent no more ._.

[giantboxofcake]

Hearing silent bob speak ruined the magic.

[realworldtalking]

I love how in a smith film after someone gets shouted down the victom always mutters somthiing as there walking away that was an example or in Chasing amy when Holden shouts down banky

[TheMeliciousOne]

Love Jay and Silent Bob

[BreakThrough209x]

Hahaha this video has 420 likes, how ironic!

[JRserver]

Oh Kevin Smith, how I long for the days when your movies were still good. Basically, I wish you'd never met Seth Rogen.

[FknStallionDuck]

He didn't direct Green Hornet he just wrote it. Instead he made Clerks 2 and in the DVD special features you will learn how he was offered the roll of writing/directing Green Hornet and agreed until he sat back and realized he didn't want to make a big budget flick.

[JRserver]

@FknStallionDuck I was referring to "Zack and Miri Make a Porno", which, ironically, wasn't that bad, but everything Smith has made since then has just been terrible, which I attribute to Rogen turning Smith into a stoner.

[guitarraelectrica]

@JRserver What do you mean? "Red State" was a great movie, even though it wasn't a comedy...

[mattyslicks]

Jay and silent bob strike back

[deepmodex]

what movie is this ?

[deepmodex]

what movie is this ?

[9souls89]

i would be so dissopointed of myself

[Prologue2113]

With great silence comes great responsibility.

[snoopE35]

3 people got yelled at by silent bob

[jpmuthafuka]

@snoopE35 hahahahahahahahahahaha thats the only youtube joke that is actually funny

[RumblyDragoon]

FUCK FUCK MOTHER MOTHER FUCK FUCK 1 , 2 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , NOISE NOISE NOISE

[AnimeFan1728]

Say it Dont Spray it xD

[kallenlover99]

thumbs up if a spongebob edit brought u here!! :D

[55skitles]

uhhh u gotta take a shit! haha that is so fuckin funny it gets me everytime

[realisticHomeboy]

Wrong aspect ratio ffs.

[SamuraiCX]

Bob broke his silence! Lmao! I love them stoners!

[TheBlondeCrusader]

I love how fuck just echoes repeatedly XD

[mr559]

This never gets old.

[caislinn]

what is he trying to show with the box hes making with his fingers

[Deathbyozzy]

@caislinn the sign for "Critters of Hollywood" that was on the back of the car

[puddindeth]

Gotta love the echo when Silent Bob says "fuck"...lmao...

[thesonekamitu]

@puddindeth

Reverberation*

[liljrkid302]

i like how bob like gets on the tips of his toes when yelling at him XD

[TheSamuzas]

~say it don't spray it~

[masterxpb]

YOU DUMB, FUCK!!

[gdeep783]

press 1continueslly too see what fuckin' blows

[AdamHawkey]

Yo those are some good cheese fries..

[toolbar12423]

Press 6 really fast, OH YEAA, OH YEAA, OH YEAA

[dezodude]

@toolbar12423 "Oh Jay"

[scar1ful]

2 people are dumb f**ks

[scar1ful]

press 6 for Silent Bob being weird

[scar1ful]

Silent Bob loses it (his silence) in 0:52

[Strmy100]

Shouldn't he be silent?

[Someonewholovespie]

does anyone else think jay is so cute when he says "say it dont spray it"

[reichmarshall]

Kevin Smith looks thinner!

[vlwpictures]

Say it..Don't spray it... xD

[Ninjastar1019]

i love this movie, as i post this, i'm watching the movie lol

[Gavin12345678910]

The bit before he rages where he's gritting his teeth outlining the sign. Literally this scene is hilarious.

[CalmDraven]

ＴＨＩＳ ＶＩＤＥＯ ＭＡＤＥ ＭＥ Ａ ＭＡＮ !!!!

[plutobrain1]

you can always tell that stupid amy story, funnier when you seen chasing amy,

[unhappilyyours1]

THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMBFUCK!

[kills819]

ohh okay

[kills819]

whats the movie called?

[12Deathbringer12]

@kills819 leave..

[Sillyzombie666]

@kills819 jay n silent bob strike back

[LuNchBox1775]

ah that echo is priceless

[Cubarted]

Chasing Amy reference, "that stupid Amy story", hah :\

[Ayala84]

wow, it looks like Jay's hair is totally being blown all over by Bob's voice lol

I love how he says those last three words, omg so funny everytime i watch it

[NewHaru1601]

has anyone ever noticed that they say fuck in every sentence? it's funny but i just saying, at least cut back on that word for a couple of lines. but besides that, this movie is funny!

[11Sweeneytodd]

Who the fuck just takes a monkey

[whaowman]

"JUST FUCKIN' SAY IT ALREADY!!!"

[GeneralCane]

Jay: "You gotta take a salad."

Silent Bob: ಠ_ಠ

[KiamarMasterT]

0:29 You gotta take a shit? No, no, no! You gotta take a salad? XD

You gotta love Jason Mews' jokes. XD

[MrWrestlemaniasnow3]

jay:you gotta take a shit,no no you gotta take a salad wat the fuck r u tryin to say?just say it man dont make me ask 20 questions u could always tell that stupid amy story all the time but u cant spit out fuckin yo jay i disagreer yo those are some good cheese fries JUST FUCKIN SAY IT ALREADY!!!silent bob:THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD YOU DUMBFUCK!!!!!!!!

[airdanny791]

"you gotta take a shit,no no you gotta take a salad" ...Lmaoo

[squire85]

OMG THATS SO FUNNY THAT HAS ME CRACKING UP EVERY TIME NICE JOB

[247vampireslayer]

sya it dont spray it

[phoenix1991ful]

That's some priceless shit. I don't care what anyone says.

[GrendelBoglin]

Normally, Silent Bob even when he talks is still very quiet. This though is hilarious cause hes yelling. :D

[Torterra625]

"Say it, don't spray it"

LOL

[editorzRus]

On this vid, the dislike bar truly is the size of justin biebers cock

[mannleslie79]

roflmaolol

[MadZombie14]

thats a pretty good movie jay and silent bob strikes back o.o

[newzikiwi]

If you hung out with Jay, you would have to do this at times.

[scenechick214]

@newzikiwi Snoogins bro snoogins lol :P

[VPlenzo]

1:04 he looks like dave grohl :)

[VPlenzo]

who wears the daddy pants? SILENT BOB DOES! who's the sidekick now... bitch :) bahaha

[JimmyBennettLover8]

im IN LOVE with this part =D

[comedytonighttt]

Epic.

[ZAKROCKER93]

silent bob:THE SIGH ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD YOU DUMBFUCK

jay: say it don't spary it

[soccerprog226]

Who the FUCK steals a monkey?

Oh yeah.

[Robogabriel]

Of all the things in this movie that are funnier if you know the Askewniverse, this is the funniest, because anyone who knows Kevin Smith knows that he almost never raises his voice above five decibels lol

[Ghlan]

my favorite of the very few silent bob lines

[TheDudeOfRandom]

500000000000000000000000000000­000000/5

[NY4Life]

THE SIGN! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR! SAYS CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD! YOU DUMBFUCK!

[ChocoboSasuke1]

LOL, classic

[MissHannahJanel]

@ChocoboSasuke1 what is this from?

[ChocoboSasuke1]

@MissHannahJanel this video? it's from Jay and Silent Bob, it says on the video title.....

[MissHannahJanel]

@ChocoboSasuke1 sorry i thought it was just the character names. Thanks (:

[Elbethel1]

Coulnt stop laughn

[94ejack]

One of my favorite scenes in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".

[futuremrsjimmypage]

I love how most people in the comments are just calling him "Bob" after he flips out at Jay! xD

[razzlefrazzle123]

Silent Bob is now my role model.

[jax9715]

THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD U DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lmfao

[fearskiller7]

F$^%ING EPIC!!!

[bubbajimmy8]

Who ever the one person is who gave this I thumbs down , I AM GOING TO NAIL YOU TO THE FUCKING CROSS

[John10151000]

i guess silent bob isn't so silent wow that was epic 

[BlackPhoenix1251]

GET FUCKING OWNED!!!!! XD

[MrTsquared88]

i feel ashamed asking this, but what movie is this from?

[DyingFetusSkinless]

@MrTsquared88 jay and silent bob strike back and if you like that, watch all the kevin smith movies

[MrTsquared88]

@DyingFetusSkinless thanks. & yeah the only one ive seen is mall rats. and part of dogma. but their awesome! i plan on watchin the rest eventually haha

[jax9715]

@MrTsquared88 jay and silent bonb strike back its hilarious

[superhypermegaguy]

More like Violent Bob

[Cr0ver0ss]

Jay sucks :D

[0o0Zero0o0]

It looks like hes about to cry.

[tayloradman719]

bob your a dick to jay

[jamespatrick15]

well jay is a dick to him always calling him fat suck dicks and my favourit the jokes about him crying in movies. nothing sader than a fat guy crying

[bluto1992]

THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU DUMBFUCK!

One of the greatest moments in movie history

[leetz00r]

@bluto1992 say it dont spray it

[Hallinilla9]

@bluto1992 Thanks for writing it down for the hearing impaired.

[bigXmacXattack55]

This clip is so funny

[Church96]

hahah this is fucking funny xDDDD

[Malcolmthebeast]

This should be a 300 reference...."This is SPARTA!!!!!!!"

[bub777]

yeah, oddly enough, SIlent Bob did kind have a look like Leonidas did, as he was moving to off-camera.

[zackirwin6001]

"you gotta take a shit?" ,,, "no no you gotta take a salad"

[BigBadBear9885]

Yo, those are some good Cheese frys...

[fguku]

Who the fuck just steals a monkey LOL

[TheUnpromisedOne]

Jay: Just fuckin' say it already!

Silent Bob: "(grabs Jay by his shirt and fucking FLIPS) The SIGN on the back of the CAR said critters of HOL-LY-WOOD!!! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!"

Holy fuck. One of the best moments of this whole movie. I love Jay and Silent Bob.

[BigSmoke2222]

Say it dont spray it...

xD

[Malcolmthebeast]

Lmao!!

[drzfynest65]

lol Bob checks his pulse to see if he's still alive

[WackdProductions]

You've got to admire the stones of someone who goes out of their way to avoid talking unless it's really, REALLY important...wish I had the guts to try that. It'd probably be impossible in real life, though.

[ometta7]

Bob couldn't take it anymore. He lost his shit. XD I felt kind of bad for Jay, but he so fuckin' deserved it. lol

[hanstermovies]

..say it, dont spray it:P

[michaelmcchill]

the sign! on the back on the car!! you dumb...!

[thekev9]

who the fuck steals a monkey

[slickluke01]

*points to you and me*

[7SethMurrant7]

say it dont spray it

[ChristianAllen]

lowkey funny line in this scene--

"Who the fuck just steals a monkey??

*Bob points to him & Jay*

"Oh yeah, (that's right)..."

lmao!!

[Wolfdude28]

this part surprised me because silent bob fuckin talked...and he kicks ass

[xGreasyOxBallsx]

yo those are some good cheese fries :P

[TheBigManIsHere94]

THE SIGN....YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

lmfao

[SwedichGangsta]

what do that movie calls i haw seen the one of the movie give me the name of the movie

[PuddlePonders]

This movies Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[arandomdude15]

Jay and silent bob strike back

[LetThereBeMetal447]

THE SIGN ON THE BACK OF THE CAR SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD!!!

YOU DUMB FUCK!!!

....say it dont spray it

XXXDDDD

[daniellos333]

FUCKING LEGENDARY SCENE

[CrystalAvatar]

YOU DUMD FUCK!!! Lol.

[muffinmaster55]

say it dont spray it

[Vazzup13666]

NO WORDS JUST LAUGHING!

[jeffror32]

smoochie boochies! hahaha

[manopopsit]

lol...say it dont spray it

[AnasaziTribal]

YOU DUMB FUCK.

[Kerorofan1990]

Damn, don't piss off Silent Bob.

[kylebass]

The sign!.. on the back of the car!.. said Critters of HOLLYWOOD!!. You dumb FUCK!!!-Fuck-uck-uck

[dxtriplehh67]

The sign on the mother fucking hollywood thing you dumb fuck.

[lmyhoosier]

awsome

[zachz0mbie]

you got to take a salad

[FortMetallica]

Oh, You Got To Take A Shit Lol

[DetectiveAgentSkully]

PMSL say it dont spray it LOL

[Headphoneguy92]

@DetectiveAgentSkully PMSL: possibly/probably most sensible line? :P

[maigan]

Like it kinda was in Eurotrip "Have a very special life, you very special little man". Go choke on something that most men have, but you aint...

[Kryshex]

Shut the fuck up you fucking asswhipe. kevin smith is fucking badass. apparently you dont fucking know a fucking great comedy movie is. fucking retard

[yellowmadness54]

jay?

[kidyourparentshate]

i hope you rot in hell you fucker, if u dont like it dont go to the videos, het a fuckin life bitch

[yellowmadness54]

dont have such a cow, maigan, kryshex, kidyourparenshate, chill out, big freaking deal, he doesn't like, jeez.

[kidyourparentshate]

as far as i know i didnt have a fucking cow so shut the fuck up

[yellowmadness54]

your having a cow right now!!!

chill out!

[InvaderSlusk1994]

wow. silent bob really does think jay is a dumb fuck.

[Robogabriel]

lol What was your first guess?

[killaclown187]

Cox cable also

[TinTyrantMM7BSS]

silent bob rox!

[notjustanothersk8er]

hahaha "you gotta take a shit? no no no you gotta take a salad." man i gotta see this movie

[HotLantaPiMP404]

Bright House as well

[JBCProdukshenz]

ITS A FUCKING FUNNY ARSE MOVIE

[SonicDensetsu]

hahahaha, I love jay and silent bob

[Wendigo757]

which clerks was this?

[daltoniisawsome]

it wasnt clerks. it was from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[heatbucspies55]

The world would be a better place if people were like silent bob and didnt just blurt out every pointless thot in their brain.

[diazboy11]

my friend ian told me about this HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jsteffey88]

I love it when Silent Bob calls Jay a dumb fuck.

[wheeler8801]

fuck you gretzkysyotes the whole movie kicked ass

[gretzkysyotes]

With a response like that, it shows your intelligence level.

Stupid fuck.

[wheeler8801]

how does that make me look stupid?