Spider Making Strange Noises

[censoredlove99]

ITS DAT SPIDER VOODOO

[PokemonJack333]

I crack up every time his arms snap back XD

[fcentaur]

It's spider matrimonial dance.

[MrOskar294]

in 0:32 the spider looks like its taking a shit and it keeps going on

[noahhamzagic11]

Wtf

[92dewalt]

Sounded like an old tractor

[xKris7x]

I just wanted to see what's it gonna do to the other one... xD

[Deliverance115]

she dead ?

[Bindilovervideo]

So cute.

[Drewcoe]

Spider:we shall attack the humans at dawn!!!

[elmexicano356]

Jajaja this spider smoke some crazy ass shit!! That fuked him up!! Lmao

[stealthyjames2]

wtf was that



[Thekasulas]

Riding an invisible motorcycle. Like a boss. Without an arrow in the knee.

[godgmodernshakespear]

Spider on crack

[ridy2000]

i hate spiders

[Marty514]

These jumping spiders crack me up !!!

[mynameisUhrl]

lol I love when his fron arms go straight. ROBOT STYLE!

[SteinsGatesChoice]

HEY

HEY

HEY YOU

HEY

HEY

YES YOU

HEY

[MalfunctioningClock]

INVISIBLE MOTORCYCLE.

[wolfking3956]

its like machine gun n then a cannon

[spunkybob13]

Dubstep dancing champion?

[ethellouisecenter]

Cute, I love jumping spiders and the sound effects where so funny!

[bajawfo]

thumbs up if you thought you were gonna get Rick Rolled

[whiskerchild]

He sounds like a motorboat- indeed.

[Sharpround]

billy elliot wannabe...

[Xystiluv]

What kind of spider is this?

[Gamerverse]

I shall play you the song of my people

[ThePsychoNova]

kung fu spider all up in her foice

[siypic]

Show her the gold card!!

[cheezypoof69]

This spider should be in Stomp!

[vocaloid939]

the spder is typn on a keybord

[bballer1800]

lol the male spiders like "hey babe wanna see something amazing i can do with my legs?" -spider starts to make the noise than taps- "there!! you see that?!?! no? ill do it again for ya.." does it again~ "yeah babe you see what you missin'!" ~female spider~ O_O >_>

[RagingUtai]

man why did u stop recording!!

[K371N]

Little known fact: this spider's orgasm lasts 2m 5s

[WildTopazCoyote]

He's doing a typewriter impression. XD

[memyselfandi018]

is it........growling???

[WheyProtienMuscle]

Sleeping

[TheJester033]

robot dance lol

[TVirusINC]

LMFAO.

This is Hiliarious!

[twistedskitty]

Little insectual machine typewriter



[duran66]

He's trying way too hard. Play it cool spider.

[amm0714]

Give that bitch a motorboat. Bitches love motorboats.

[thaBoooooogerMan]

that was the most hilarioius thing iv seen an animal do

[PrinceOfIce1]

like a motorbike xD

[sonofhendrix]

2 flicks over and over then 3 flicks then 4, then 8, then maybe 16 but the video cut out.

That dead spider was driving it crazy, not responding to it.

[panson808]

damn i have the same problem i do all this crazy shit to attract a female and I always get ignored.

[Enforcer122]

This... scared the shit out of me

[WolfenBlitzer]

PAY ATTENTION TO ME BITCH!

[WolfenBlitzer]

OH WON'T YOU BE MA GIIIIIIIIRL!!!!

[kiddalingur]

The female is expiriance an Staige fright,

you know camera and all

[starshiphotdog]

dude this cannot be real . its like he is a robot

[slapurmommaz]

boy that's some sensitive equipment



[MrScrake]

He's tap dancing!

[jvsm1971]

And after all his efforts, if he even gets a look in... she'll gobble him up....

[rcvideogamer]

how is this possible

[MarsBar2012]

Oh my gosh he is adorable! Love it when his front legs straighten up lol. All that work and she ignores him. Poor guy. Reminds me of tribal dances.  Thank you for sharing.

[ReggieTechie]

is it orgasming? lmao

[Starlucid1]

The other Spider is like:...Dude...What the hell are you doing?

[KachinaAnt]

awsome

[nennypsycho]

There's a spider on my wall right now... it's making this noise. I'm terrified.

[Uberologist]

he also looks like hes trying to achieve super saiyan power level.

[Uberologist]

lmao at 1:15 plus he sounds like a back firing dirt bike!!

[xxbiohazard95xx]

That's how it sounds when your playing a world war 2 airplane game (:

[xSaphiredust]

god that creeped me out....didn't know spiders were into that.

[skullgurl722]

it sounds like a motorcycle LOL

[ZeWarlord]

1:34-2:05 Sounds like my fat brother when he's asleep

[Denjecho]

Spiderman should do this more often

[marangello16]

its sounds like a machinegun  and a Mortar :D

[lekkimsm2500]

Hes trying to find a good station... But he only gets static

[TheAbominableShowman]

i wonder where the fuck those sounds come from lmao?

[PatryKMetineX]

@TheAbominableShowman keyboard :D

[XxDemonicSlayerxX]

how did it not get laid?!?! XD

[NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo]

he sounds like my dvd when it's not working

[Tehsty]

damn son you be droppin mad beats yo

[costablancafan]

wow i never seen something like that before - really very interesting

[Aznbum]

Dubstep spider.

[fuzzymonkeyfist]

LMAO funny ;P

[Sutinennn]

Its making keyboard noises .D

[mekotsu14]

It sounds like hes trying to start a car...

[pinkfloatingelephant]

its spider time!

[VociferousVic]

Can I motorboat?

[VinylQueenSF]

3 male jumping spiders don't like this link.

[manuel32720011]

is it me or was i the only one who was busting out laughing at the end with those over dramatic leg snaps?

[theycallmeparrot]

@manuel32720011 I was dying, laughing so hard. Oh man, this was hilarious.

[hazen4419]

@manuel32720011 lmfao its moaning x333333 and ding ding ding ding LMFAO!! thats so jokes!!

[TheSnuffle007]

@manuel32720011 I was nearly pissing myself. It kinda looks and sounds fake,but it's not!!!

[psycostickkillerz]

masturbating spider

[hyerspeed]

wtf/

[rozza1232]

i was hoping the brown spider would jump at the broken down car :(

[Poopdogg24]

Sounds like ur typing on a key board

[MrSpy3000]

he want to mate her (they dance)

[Michaelswk93]

maybe he's lacking gas ?

[d3athm1nda]

what... the... fuck....

[TruthBlood7]

@d3athm1nda yeah me too!! what in the blue hell!! i didn't think spiders made those kind of sounds! 0_0

[loveroftxting]

@d3athm1nda its tapping to impress the female so he can miat with her

[SmBf11]

@loveroftxting Well he was faillling EPICLY O_O

[collinsb1tv]

Better not play dis too loud, female spiders might come!!! :(

[ajax515]

Damn, you sit there and make strange noises for her, but she just refuses to respond. Females, huh.

[Kathrin2496]

0:37 god damn!

[eoplocephalus]

I hate spiders...

[RoboSabs]

sounds like a type writer im expecting a *Ding* at the end

[slybunny120]

wierd

[NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo]

it's posessed by the devil! God help it :(

[karlprimous31]

karate spider and jackie chan

[KENhuge235]

Funny no gas LOL! wheres the gas station? :(

[RazzyoO]

I think I need to change the oil..

[ChaztheWeasel]

Sounds like my girlfriend's dad showing off before pulling his hog out of the garage.

[THEREALMcLuvin32]

oh yea baby, check out these guns *click click vroom vroom* and just saying, at the end he proceeds to rape her.....

[WOOHOJEHA]

Fake, but nicely done

[TheGLSimson]

@WOOHOJEHA This isn't fake. It's genuinely a real thing, with a hilarious name - Butt Drumming.

[oleksiy22]

LOL and OMG

[Macabresque]

I like how hard it's trying to intimidate a dead spider...

[dhiz92]

That thing was getting pissed off

[KyoKusinagiX]

sounds like he's typing up an important word document.

[b1ockhead100]

Look at my legs Bitch hoo ya

[tj526]

FAKE!!! sounds were added.

[Ruko121]

maybe hes snoring ... and sleep acting

[ericsantiago011]

it is chainsaw... lol

[ericsantiago011]

lol.... he is shooting the other guy...

[iTzUNwritten]

white power

[bott817]

Come at me bro!!

[Kradonzorgata]

either hes:

A- pretending 2 ride a Harley

B- having multiple boners...

C- saying "ITS GOOD" for the last football game he saw

wut do u think???

[vampy181]

@Kradonzorgata i pick a

[CTR831]

Wow, the spider can do the robot crane dance, Kewl...!

[vxSMOKEYxv]

If us guys did this, we'd get done for sexual harrasment...

[PantheraAtrox]

Harley Rider Spider

[Doc228]

A spider doing the Spanish tap dance to impress its hot lady.. before he gets eaten

[TheBearCoon]

its trying to start and ride a pretend motorcycle to impress the lady spider. haha or trying to use the force

[Vilu00Andorhal]

that spider making the noise is me... and that thing doing nothing is the girl that broke my heart :c.... but seriously... he can't spit no game!

[darkburningeyes]

now this is persistence. guys if you are ever like this, you would have succeeded halfway

[HawaiianDan123]

Sounds like Joe's mom



[velvetnotes009]

she is NOT interested....GET IT!

[MeganTheKitty]

i had no clue spiderrs made hose noises.....

[ReverendDiabetes]

0:40 i van 2 suck ur blood!

[spike4379]

lol he certainly wants to get his head bitten off ;)

[spike4379]

this is HILARIOUS! looks like hes trying to play charades

[HeathenEurope]

Sounds like a soviet car :D

[VanIsleBC]

that's terrifying 

[Jordanhowardd]

Looks like its pretending to ride a motorbike.

[realityisforever]

Rofl! That's really neat.

[whoareyoudang]

lol

[sweetestvaliumhigh]

erection at :37..

[2121amine]

he was giving a speach my friendly friend we will conquer the world in a few months!!

[HugeMichaelMyersFan]

Sounds like a tractor.Name him Trucky. :D

[NoMoreLiesAboutMeToo]

Hahaha xD He thinks he owns a KEYBOARD!

[eladmat52]

WTFF :o

[xistoxs]

I wonder if that works with humans ...

[FLAT4MOTORSPORTS]

use the clutch . i dont think he can get it out of first.

[blehblehbleh86]

EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!

[greenplantnorth]

holy shit! that's creepy...

[TechnoBite]

brum brum I has a motorbikes

[Piaxtime]

WTF OMG MOST CREEPY THING I EVER SEEN.... GOD DAMN IT... PURE FEAR IF I FIND ONE OF THOSE, thats what I'll feel

[TheDaka3456]

O..........M............G.....­.........?

[redwolffclaw]

It sounds like the noise my van makes when it starts up. (I have a crappy van)

[queenovcarnage]

WTF??? Its a mating thing for sure lol. Morse code for "I WANNA FUCK YOU!" lol

[knoxklay11]

so is the spider actually making these sounds out of his mouth? or is it just the sound of his body vibrating on the surface of whatever hes standing on. pleease say its the 2nd one. i dont think i can handle the fact that spiders can make a fucking noise

[knoxklay11]

@tallnhung damn. i need to stay away from THAT bar

[knoxklay11]

i bet that female spider bites. eh? eh? know what i mean? nudge nudge say no more! say no more!

[pendulumrulez]

Worlds first live typewriter!

[ThexBorg]

Six Million Dollar Arachnid - Fang Austin, will be that arachnid!

[Fonchezzzz]

So next time Im interested in a girl, I start shifting side to side... Then I start to vibrate my arms and extend them occasionally. Next, I invade her personal bubble, and growl at her.

[ipokepenguins89]

@Fonchezzzz works every time.. hahah

[mekotsu14]

@Fonchezzzz This comment made the video funnier

[nnmacameraman92]

@Fonchezzzz

LMFAO I love that!

[Malzanar]

he needs to adjust his destributor or fix his fuel injectors lol. 

[PedoCat]

Hold up hes revin his engine!

[rammfan96]

they are actually talking, spiders get vibrations through their legs that's why he is rubbing the surface.

[knoxklay11]

@rammfan96 is that what that sound is? its not him groaning? it sounds like hes growling

[rammfan96]

@knoxklay11 nop they communicate like that i have a dvd from discovery channel about spiders it's very interesting but ya hes actually talking LOL

[worldofpwncraft]

ET phone home

[snotarpippo]

genital men start ur engines haha

[TheNamaste2012]

i could not stop laughing at the last part lol