Kiss and Tell

[LadyQuartz45]

Lol....oh gosh I've never laughed so hard. I realize this is an old vid, but OMG hilarious (9:02) !

[TrueShadow18]

Hey Swoozie, could you tell me how you got/made that pixel mario stand under the hats. i would really appreciate it.

[chris28ish]

dude you should've taken her

[NealMcCrispy]

We're gonna fix that... RIGHT NOW.

[mujiha]

Is that your own house? No shared rent or anything?

[BLAM1ONE]

girl: "Gaming industry?" whats shouldve been said: "I spit mad game girl!!!!"

[W7Fdude]

how did you do that 16bit mario by your hats??

[onelaststand1]

@W7Fdude lego

[dkukov]

You have 1337 likes.

[haileyngx]

hi (:

[RepsychoedArtist]

hey hey swoozie could u give me some advice on how to impress a guy for a girl that has never had a bf cause my bbf has never had a bf and now she wants one and she is 14 i'm 14 plz she needs this and please respond!!! and btw i love ur stories

[5itchyfingers]

ROLE MODEL~~thumb up

[teejay25able]

Swoozie: There's a story about to take place in this video blog.

Me: YYEESSSSS!!!!

[dingonoah]

True swaggermaster

[vrwhitlockable]

What planet are you from Swoozie cause I need to visit. There seems to be no nice guys left. All the attention I get lately is unwanted and I have learned to say no! lol. I've been single for 5 years now, turning 29 in a few days. Oh well. It probably doesn't help that I live with my mom either.

[315peacelover]

She is like a STALKER haha

[MrBboyShox]

'and drop kicks it'

*punch action*

[avalovesyoualot]

THAT BITCH CRAZY!

[anna5374]

id love to see the reaction on this girls face, after she watches a this video

[joce138]

COOKIE MONSTER AHAHAHA I'M DYING

[masakamoon]

I live in Orlando and I've never see Swoozie wahh

[Tblizzard14]

I love you!! your stories are.... i cant even explain it!! <3

[playercarvalho]

uhm a question

what kind of work do you do?

[neverlastingworld]

Before, I would make myself something to eat and think, "Can't wait to watch some t.v." But now, I think, "Hmm.... I'm gonna make myself something to eat and go on my computer so I can watch swoozie videos." Lol, keep 'em coming. Hilarious videos. And it's crazy how all these women just throw themselves at you. Lol

[ScottPillgrimm]

OMG...that mario figure in the back is like..the best thing ever..i want one *_*

[95katherine95]

i dont believe you! haha but honestly you get so many girls! you got gaaaaaame(; you're pretty blessed!

[darkanddizzy]

It would have been to funny if you put in an animation when you described when she jumped you.

[AnythingAndy]

Soooooooooooo...did you end up getting the ultra futuristic furniture?

[MegaDareU]

i literally LOLd at 5:13. liked if u did too :)

[bmth877]

can u private message me ur gamertag for xbox? might be getting ps3 soon and im prtty kick ass video games ( im a guy dont worry )

[SaintTheWicked]

Are your stories for real? :O I always wonder this...

[swoozie06]

@SaintTheWicked ~ Yes. I wouldn't waste you guys' (or my) time with fake stories... check the intro of "How I met Jessica Simpson"

[SaintTheWicked]

@swoozie06 You responded....very cool ^_^ I'll check it out!

[Muz33kful]

What if she's watching o.O

[Kentarotherealest]

lol i kno dis random but u uploaded dis on my bday last year lol

ps. I LOVE UR VLOGS!!!

[Jackxlover]

I love how you probably could have had sex like a thousand times and don't. You are totally awesome man.

[TheTimRizzle]

Hey Swoozie, names Tim, Im 20, big fan of the show, I was wondering if you could possibly make a video on giving me and maybe even some others tips on getting girls.. I've never had much experience since I've only dated one girl, and living in Las Vegas.. the dating scene is well, different? I'm what you call a "Nice guy" not much of the player type that this city is famous for, so I kinda live up to that saying "Nice guys finish Last". Thumbs Up So He can see this and hopefully make a video!

[pantherandgrizzly]

@TheTimRizzle Haha! I feel your pain bro. I might be 16 and only had one relationship like you, but I understand right there lol. "nice guys might finish last" but honestly, nice guys do get the right ones and catch on with women more. If you can be yourself and wait til the right person comes by, you'll get her! You never know, it can be somebody your really close to.

[swoozie06]

@TheTimRizzle ~ I'm no expert // and I'm also not about 'getting girls' I lean more to the side of 'getting the type of girl that I want' ^__^ may or may not make a vid on it- its just tooo wide a spectrum and me not being an expert... ya know ;)

[chiLLdizzle1]

its ok i feel you on alba she is just...too fine

[nighthawkc4]

haha i love the 1:20 - 1:26 haha

[just2letters]

That mario looks so real

[Vincevinca]

Man you live so close to me, sounds like you're from hunters creek area

[pantherandgrizzly]

I regret giving up my virginity to the wrong girl. I'm not going to use the excuse "I'm a teenager, what do you expect." My fault for thinking I was missing out on something *which I really wasn't* And her fault for letting me get that far. But.. I'm not baptised but I do come from a christian family. Sigh.. It's still a sin:/

[weirdloser42]

@pantherandgrizzly Im just going to say what i feel, Its okay not alot of guys can handle the pressure of wanting to have sex, you were broken into doing it.

All these kids in school talk about sex anyways, so you thought you were missing out.

people tend to learn their mistakes and regret them, so stop thinking about it and live your life fixing those regrets, then eventually you will fix your own life into a better path, and then im sure you will be forgiven of your sin.

[pantherandgrizzly]

@weirdloser42 Thankyou, that's really nice of you to say. I'm trying my hardest by forgetting about the past and spending time with family in church. Really cool of you to say, it boost my confidence abit and hopefully I stop with this whole peer pressure thing lol..

[laaalani]

your soooo hot!!!!!

[TheSethman95]

Swoozie, you're awesome, and I have a man crush on you. that is all

[BlackKrystel]

Of corse it's a Sexy carmel girl with curly hair! 

[kreepiivum00]

Let's get married

[slenderface]

I'm wearing the same shirt as you right now. <3

[MrMegaUber]

Adande are you MLG? Maybe a dumb question but gotta ask.

[swoozie06]

@MrMegaUber ~ Not dumb and no... not in MLG

[TheMrIBZ]

So Swoozie, What do you work as

[LeMutePoint]

Adande....what happened toy your finger? That band-aid was VERY distracting.

[swoozie06]

@LeMutePoint ~ Sorry- was throwing out my BIG old school computer monitor and the edge of it caught my finger and cut me pretty good :/ couldn't really play any xbox/ps3 that well either

[Saniguy9000]

U COCKBLOCKED YOURSELF WTF???!!! O_O

[MrMegaUber]

@Saniguy9000 That's what you have to do sometimes to avoid losing your virginity before marrige.

[Jehanzeb14]

lmao i love the agent smith and neo analogy

[Jehanzeb14]

Swoozie, are you anti jackin it?

[LiutendantJack777]

you realize there's no good explanation for not having sex untill marriage? i mean what if you like a girl, get married and the sex is really not good, and she divorces you becouse of that. i mean that would suck big time. All becouse some dude back in the days said you can't do this and that and wrote it down. Look man, i think god might exist. i belive in stuff. we all do to some extent. like how jesus said the roman solider had more belief than all of his pupils.

[LiutendantJack777]

@LiutendantJack777 even tough he couldn't have believed in jesus cos he just met him. i dont think you have to belive in anything in particular. it's kinda hard to explain. what i mean is god, jesus and all those folks written in the bible are just directions you can believe in, they are simbols, and it's not those that are really important, it's belief, not what you direct your belief onto. so what im saying is: just cos something is written, it's not 100% sure it's like that.

[LiutendantJack777]

@LiutendantJack777 cos even between people you sometimes misunderstand each other. what if the apostoles didn't fully understand jesus? what if things didn't happen the way they wrote it down? maybe they exaggarated, maybe they twisted is a little, or just couldn't remember important stuff that even tough jesus said, they didn't think to be important? what if you don't see the whole picture? it's good that you believe. i just don't understand how can you accept everything that's in bible.

[truelovew8s16393]

aaawwww i think its cute that you made a shout out to your future wife haha its cute

[CH1CO900]

Omg i havent laugh so hard in along time!

[kit2ng219]

:(

[mirokulover180]

I'm saving myself too. I hear ALOT of dudes say they want me but I never put myself in those positions to be like no get off. u see a ring on this finger? no? then u can stay ova there. But if I do get in those situations, I know what to say thanks to you :D so thanks lol :D

[1997allday1]

im 14 n im not a vergin :/ o well it was fun

[laughitoff23]

stop distracting me from writing my essay,!D:

[STATICSH0CK]

I have school in a few hours quit being so entertaining and let me sleep!

[iStayFrosty900]

RIGHT NOW.

[MissSilk]

You are very respectable to wait till your married. There's nothing wrong with that. I am also waiting till i'm married as well, and I grew up with the same teachings in the bible and my mother telling me that my virginity is a gift to your loved one when your married because it shows that you haven't been "tainted" or "touched". It's good to know that there are people that still have that kind of mindset in this world ^^

[gilbertobrown]

bro...how old are u?

[dezistunna]

So, this isn't the first video I watched of yours. The first one was a cartoon on cheating in school, but I enjoyed it so much that I kept watching your other ones and somehow I ended up here. Today's the first day I watched your vids and I just wanna say that it's really refreshing to see someone whose funny, good-looking, talented and young be such a good role model. You just earned so much respect:) Keep doing your thing! Subscribed! <3

[Isamor33]

alicia keys isn't thick!?!?! what????

[Raeisnumber99]

@Isamor33 Lol, he said she isn't Beyonce thick.

[ohmygoodnessrae]

Adante, you're awesome. it's so refreshing to watch someone stand up for the word of God without being pompus or rude. keep being real! :)

[nicole30600]

@swoozie06 well it would seem that way lol. good thing you have good self control i guess? haha. good luck mr.good kisser ;)

btw i cant believe u replied back lol

[inuyashaluver58]

i honestly think that's real awesome of you that you're staying a virgin until your married. I'm 18 && i'm still a virgin - waiting 'till i'm married. Kudos to you, for real. :)

[swoozie06]

@inuyashaluver58 ~ fight the good fight ^_^

[XSC3]

@inuyashaluver58 the other thing to do is not rush into marriage "just because I can't wait" either.

[inuyashaluver58]

@XSC3 very tru :) sorry for the late response my computer's messed up

[nicole30600]

tsk tsk tsk..adande (spelling?) if you be making out what the heck u expect a girl to do with you when you make out with her???

[swoozie06]

@nicole30600 ~ LOL! I guess I'm just THAT good huh?

[nicole30600]

why is it that whenever you go on a date the topic always turns into sex? just asking...

[kittydreamz86]

That is hilarious. Do what you gotta do man.

[Boogandorf]

U ARE NOW MY IDLE

[IgotVANILAiceCREAM1]

ur a virgin but BJs dont count! I GOT U SWOOZIE I GOT U!

[MehLovinMe]

mane she a desparate bish NASTY

waitn till marraige ^.^ christian :))

[JessJess4christ]

LOL the end of that video is what me and my fiance ALWAYS joke about since we are both following Christ and don't believe sex before marriage is healthy. So that end part CRACKED ME UP!!!

[nakles005]

I'm 18 and I'm a virgin 2 I'm waiting till marriage and I'm a christian too "Jesus FTW"

[shoteit]

Im so gonna fail my exam because I literally cannot stop watching these videos.. I'm trying to absorb as many videos as I possibly can before I go to sleep lol so much fun :)

[xomuffinz]

you suductiveee LOL

[AznChibiMe]

true love waits C:

[courtyize]

I can't believe I sat here having some chinese and watching your hilarious vid. I like your story and yh that's what's in the bible :D

[courtyize]

I can't believe I sat here having some chinese and watching your hilarious vid. I like your story and yh that's what's in the bible :D

[LuvZippy]

@LovableChoas He's a Christian.

[leah1597]

How old are you? Just wonderin lol:P

[lizziehopex]

swoozie has a boo boo on his fwinger :(

[MOVEIFAN]

What was the song at 8:00? Can you send me a link to it on youtube?

[AkitoFisher2]

the thing that has to do with furniture... beds...

[xSynotic]

07:58

[LovableChaos]

KING JAMES VERSION? what religion are you?

[itsSoninha]

at 07 :58 i jjust stopped the video to laugh !!! and wrote this comment ! LMAO

[snipe4fun1]

Alica keys is thick

[pimpmasterjj]

Lol  "WE'RE GONNA FIX THATIGHT NOW!!!" DEVIL VOICE XDXD

[Xtremeawesomeness]

HAHAHA "YOOOO, she's headed for the ventilation system STOP HER!"

Hey bro what's yer ventilation system?

[TheBlurGames]

Now I know how I'm gonna defend myself, HEADLOCK. >:D

[BattletoDeath]

r u still a virgin, sorry if i m intruding.

[VegetableFRIES]

@BattletoDeath yeah, he admit to still being a virgin; he wants to wait til marriage.

[swoozie06]

@BattletoDeath ~ haha not intruding- and yes I am.

[Kelsbugg2010]

@swoozie06 i have so much respect for you. not every guy would admit to that!♥

yayyyyy

[MissXoxoDancer24]

@swoozie06 Hey I just saw your reply on this vid, and since your clearly still active on replying to comments, even if this vid is old, I thought I should just tell you about this AMAZING store with modern furniture called The Morson Collection. I think you would really like the stuff :) Plz Reply <33

[Soccer4LifeCR7]

@swoozie06 Damn bro mad respect

[Threllsfromwowlol]

You've got some tremendous will power, I myself am attempting to pursue abstinence but if I was given the go on boning the hottest chick in my school, I would rip her in half!

[itsmybirthdaymofo]

im still a virgin too. im 18, how old r u? and im not a virgin because of my beliefs but because i have a serious issue with being touched. how the hell can i get over that? i have a boyfriend now and yea, my problem is starting to be annoying =\

[Harm1Harm1Harm]

I would have told that after losing my virgirnity.

[megamaneggaman]

swoozie, u almost got raped.

[Iceechibi]

Man dude, you crack me up with a lot of you vids. xD

[chuchuchuchia]

What's expensive at taco bell? lol

[ricame01]

"we're gonna fix that ... *demon voice* RIGHT NOW" HAHAHAHAH

[BaharHikki]

''i'm hot you're hot let's way not'' LMAO, i like your vids ;)

[MrAubrey08]

I wonder if the girl

He is talking about in this vlog is the girl that is in chicks love mario kart

[shortanimationz]

@MrAubrey08 Nope that one was bought from amazon.com

[BEKKAH1997]

i like the mario in the backround! lol

[airsosoft199]

i dont kiss and tell i record and upload it

[KagomeChuu]

you're awesome dude!! I'm like right here sitting and cracking up at the whole video! LOL i love this one specially :)

[koolnesskid21]

I really love how you want to wait till your married? <3 it makes me feel like I'm not alone lol

[leastcommondinominat]

Even though I'm not christian or a guy, I salute you for your sweet intentions and the fact that you kept your ground. I just have one question to ask, Have you ever heard of the girl saying things like, "All guys are the same! they just want to get into your pants!" thing? "Cause you are ALMOST NOTHING like that at all!

-Sincerely

A female :D

[cloak541]

LMAO!!!!!!

she plow through

[lilg7777777]

What's ur gamertag

[TheShockwave12]

WERE GANNA CHANGE THAT(in a demon voice) ROTFL LOLOLOLOLOL u made cry

[CheerDiva112]

swoozie ur soo funny! im gonna try out for the character look-a-like for wdwcp in the fall and hopefully i run into u in orlando tht would be so cool

[lostsarph]

why u no make more vids? :(

[smish34]

Swoozie, you are awesome. Hell i'd watch you read the bible, your that entertaining 

[jclarke90]

i seen like 3 vids mentioning the prom night video i gotta check it out now lol. btw great story bro ive had a similar situation not too long ago lol

[BoomNCookie]

Lol! I love your videos! They're too hilarious. XD

[JaxHacker0101]

8:00 Damn. Double damn. I would be so scared.

[NightmareLocust]

Virgins have it all :/

[iDontHaveTwitter]

Th "RIGHT NOW." part had me rotflmaoOMGwtfBBQ-ing so much I almost peed! Hahaha!

[bajandesignera]

loooooool I've been in that situation, and i'm female......some males give that same reaction...seriously

[mrmasonmew]

haha wonder if that girl watched this because shes keeping up with your vides.

[TheDisneyFan111]

see how exciting your life is when you are a virgin? lol

[coogli93]

boys dont get that....when girl say im to busy to have a boyfriend night now they still try to get with you....well at least the boys that try to get with me...lol

[ravissant87]

hahahaha gobble gobble cookie monster

[dAvidMbivAb]

I kno that whomever it is, they'll really appreciate that apology

[Ashleey3726]

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE

[NeonDino23]

DUDE! "You have to promise not to fall in love with me" Total manga pick up line XDD"

[surname67]

WE have the same blanket :D

[theresta1]

You lied to me. How could you? Im hot your hot lets get phsysical physical !!!!! :X XD XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDX OMG FAINTS NOSEBLEED. Shes horny thx god im not like this hehehehehe twitch!

[MBryantFFNY]

lmaooo "Utube"

[MrMrmomo111222]

@Jinx9lives oh yeah.....=/ thats what i meant ..... lol well ty for telling me

[Jinx9lives]

That last part had me laughing so hard. No wait. The whole video had me laughing so hard XD

[MrMrmomo111222]

YOUR MORMON?!?!?!? =D

UR THE BEST!!!!

[Jinx9lives]

@MrMrmomo111222 He's not Mormon...He's Christian.

[JohnBaxterly]

"RIGHT NOW" lmao Great stuff

[Stickytaks]

aww how cute, but that girl seriously needs to calm herself. Hopefully she doesn't continue to stalk you to this video ^_^

[nnero0]

... there's some guy watching froma tower he's like "YOOOOOOOOO!!!" xD best moment

[L33TCherry]

LOLLL!! i feel like one of my bbfs are telling me one of their juicy stories. but im curios to see what the entertainment side of your room looks like :)

[TheyCallMeSarahhh]

lololol., you're life is so interesting.

or maybe it's the way you tell your stories?

hahah,jk.

but forreaalll.

I have so much respect for you.

[Jasieness]

OMG...Swoozie..You are like my dream guy..

a gamer..like me...

Chrisitan like me...

kinda goofy...like me

If only if there was a younger verison of you lol

[Cobend4Music]

Oh heck yeah!

You threw her like off WWE!!!

[ludious73]

Wait, I have a bone to pick. You chose Chipotle over Chick-fil-a...what?

How is this possible, blasphemy! Really just kiddin' but this video was hilarious. Good job with the WWF move/external entertainment center to protect yourself, and awesome job being honest about your choice to remain a virgin. Not too many of us out there, so when someone stands up unashamedly, it makes me feel that much more confident. Bout to sub this channel cause if your other vids are half as funny, it's worth it.

[cottylover]

i love your life so much :D

[aadxy]

i love you.

[nameno1elsehas]

in every single one of your vids, there's always one point where I just lose it. watching these vids in public by myself don't help make me seem normal...

[BallerrrrrrrStat]

LOL@ The Jessica Alba Part. haha.

[WhisperzIshBored]

i want you to cook in one of your video! :D

[cavitekaren]

School's out. It's already summer vacation. But i'm here sitting on youtube, watching your video blogs. None of my time is wasted. You are the man! *Fist tap* - learnt that from you btw. :)))

[31ripa31]

Why does that always happen? Virgin boy meets Non-virgin girl or Virgin girl meets non-virgin boy -_- What happened to virgin boy meets virgin girl?!

[cilwaycofe]

@31ripa31 I know rite

[Tatamina]

Kind of belated, but I think it's pretty cool that you had the willpower to say no. ^.^; I dunno if I would just because of that whole "in the moment" sort of thing.

[judobullfrogg]

dude, swoozie, i swear u tell the BEST stories! I love ur vlogs.

[ibakerboitv]

lol i believe Swoozie started screaming like Marlon Wayans when she was on top of u lmao jk

[Co0kieNo0dle]

LOL "Got her in a headlock and threw her WWF style." Made my day!

It's also amazing how you have so much self control that you refuse beautiful women in order to follow God's words. Truly inspires me to be faithful to Him again.

[rockdollxD]

Marry me?

[Ms1992barbie]

Do guys like you even exist? U ARE SOO AMAZING!!!!!! and a great story teller too!

[footahn]

Not many people are good at story telling, but I gotta say, this left me both impressed (I have never heard a better Cookie Monster soundalike... except for maybe on Sesame Street... but that's besides the point) and inspired (you're proud of who you are and what you believe and won't let something as insignificant as a caramel skinned, brown headed hottie mess that up). I saw your Confessions of a Disney Employee vid, but I gotta say, this is what made the dif between subscribing or forgetting.

[SkaterQuickflip]

swoozie I think it's awesome that you reply to people who just commented on these old ass videos, anyway.. that headlock part cracked me up because I can just imagine myself putting a girl in a headlock after she just tries to get me into bed it's like LOOOL real nice story

[xXdeathdoll12]

love your stories!!!