Asia's Nicest TWAT

[TheDragonHeart666]

Get a sticky arrow for the t-shirt so you can pull it off when your not on the bike, and put it on when you are.....kinda a stupid idea really isn't it? lol

[Dagoodlife101]

Dude, "I need an arrow shirt on my motorbike", tight bro, your the lamest bro I have ever heard, you should go bro out with your bros while one bro's broing you and your broing the other bro in his bro.... Fuck you bro, you suck "Im riding a motorbike, thatd be cool, get a shirt that says motorbike"... You should get into standup comedy, your that funny. Seriously dude, you suck, your not clever and everyone who knows you hates you, I'm serious dude, you suck. Cough::Noose::::Cough..

[DonaldxR]

That guy in the beginning is still imitating Lil' Jon in 2011? lol

[roboCL0WN]

Like whore :P

[TheWizenhymer]

Don't you look crazy to other people talking to yourself?

[AvatarJizz]

when you reverse your "motorbike" arrow shirt, you are saying your ass is for riding.

[AngryCaesar]

I liked this one not just out of pitty for your "Like" percentages but because you were sitting in such a great spot. Just wish you would stare at the ladies for as long as I have to look at your boyfriends ;) lol

[vclarke4433]

Rapid fingering session 5:23

[CMBDIA]

@vclarke4433 hopefully not to the fag in the pink.

[vclarke4433]

@CMBDIA yeah well not including him

[Noelcrackcocaine]

lolololololololol!!!! 5:23 haha undoing those buckles

[7jeanius7]

I know you probably get this question a lot, but why all the surgical masks?

[Noelcrackcocaine]

@7jeanius7 I remember him saying its to keep the food clean... so they dont spread their germs because they handle the food.

[azjmiles]

@Noelcrackcocaine most of them wear the masks because of the pollution in the air. when they ride around town they wear them so they don't inhale dirty air so much.

[SwineNahNah]

Well, MILF may have a nicer meaning too - mother in (her) late forties or madam in late forties... yeah, right, like anyone is using it like this. XD

[MegaTigerUppercut]

You shouldn't apologize so much. It suggests that you are afraid of losing viewers, or have some insecurity about what you say. I don't know about others, but I watch your material half because of your attitude. It doesn't work, though, when you constantly follow up with apologies, like you fear a retard, or an asshole might just be watching. I know you don't really care, but then you shouldn't even pretend that you do. JUST SAYIN'.

[cubansniper305]

and then i just SLAP THEM!!

[baduboi]

dude first time i see the whole glassless glasses was on the mrt i wanted to poke her eyes and say that wouldn't happen if you had glass in them!!!

[JimTheMingebag]

Hipsters in Taiwan?

[TheShinigami29]

MOTORBIKE

(arrow pointing down)

SAFETY FIRST!

booya!

[6TranceMasta9]

omg, mordeth was jailbaiting at the end there!

[Junerahe]

I still love the motorbike shirt idea.

[leapoffaith20]

4:40, the one in the blue top. Oh my...

[ReliableNow]

That's milf.

[ReliableNow]

@ReliableNow THAT IS MILF

[YomstaNation]

LOL It would be fine if you were walking around and you can be like "want a ride?"

[jeff9559]

these are the sickest "vlogs" on the fuckin internet

[awesomerandomninja]

Glasses in your glasses? Do you mean lenses in your frames or what?...

[13mordeth]

@awesomerandomninja Everyone else got my meaning. You slow or something?

[awesomerandomninja]

@13mordeth Haha, what if I am? Thanks for the response, though :)

[imne1NZ]

@13mordeth ... frames with no glasses = hipsters. They are wannabe pretend nouveau riche trendy douchebags who deserve to be run over slowly with a steamroller. Here I was thinking asia was free of that particular variety of asshole, but no, there they are.

Also. 'liking' a video means that YT permanently records it to the users profile and recommends other videos based on that and other such stalkerish behaviour. I used to 'like' all your vids, it didn't work out so well....

[AbusedReverend]

@13mordeth Hah! Legend! xD

[birdman404]

ur vids are getting silly man wtf??

[13mordeth]

@birdman404 "Getting" silly? I'm pretty sure they achieved silly a long time ago.

[MrSlowestD16]

lolz, in the states that seatbelt release between peoples' legs would be a fucking lawsuit and a half waiting to happen, I can just picture some irate bitch: "You touched my son down there!" - bam, fuckin lawsuit.

Glad the Aug tour went well, can't control the weather man, and the weather changes people O.o.

[EmphaticItalic]

I laughed when you said you killed your wife

[13mordeth]

@EmphaticItalic I laughed while I was killing her. So we kind of have that in common....but not really.

[stinkingdog101]

Just a question, why are there people wearing face mask. Is it a fad also like the glasses with no glass ?

[airsoftandrew1]

@stinkingdog101 It's to prevent the spreading of germs as far as I can tell. Their city areas can get pretty congested and I think that area is sort of a hotspot for emerging infectious diseases. It seems overy cautious for the casual bystander but actually seems pretty smart for food handelers.

[ratfaty]

Your effort in showing hot asian girls to us must be rewarded with a thumbs up.

[jargen07]

look at all that fine poooooonanny!

[ALGfunk]

Milfhunter

[CuddlyBadger]

How much does a Chinese magic flying pony run?

[13mordeth]

@CuddlyBadger It ain't cheap.

[fasthandsz]

Are the movies right?

You say you're American and they are on your sack?

[kpunnn8]

what's the point of liking a video ?

[EmphaticItalic]

@kpunnn8 Good question, there's doesn't seem to be much point. I guess it influences where the video appears in search results. Personally the only reason I'll hit Like is because the vid will be saved into my "liked" playlist so I can come back to it later

[13mordeth]

@kpunnn8 It helps get the producer of the video and the video noticed.

[TheTraceursLife]

M i did't know thats what likeing a video did. i've never watch one of your vids thats not interesting, informavtive or funny so im gonna be liking all that i watch...

Much love dude wish you all the best.

[cooljason101]

@kpunnn8 think a little

[SubscribeToVids]

A lot more likes than your previous videos...

[bloodhay]

In todays episode of M13's sidewalk commentary we talk about glasses with out glass and murses

[durtygrrrl]

Hmm, a shirt that said "Ninja" with a down arrow would be kinda cool ;)  Someday I'm totally going to ride on your TWAT.

[kfo7]

Didn't see one fat person in that video...farkin US and our fat fatties.

[dsm92eclipsegsx13]

@kfo7 YAY you mentioned me!

[feslenraster]

@kfo7 like mordeth said diet

[kfo7]

@feslenraster I need to move to Asia. Fatties are cancer to my eyeballs.

[feslenraster]

@kfo7 hahaha well, there's a whole bunch of reasons to move there fatties included :).

[Wootguy238]

I admit, I hardly have enough time to watch your videos due to school. But, seeing as I am freed of for time now, I'll go back and "like" the last 30 or so. =)

[EmphaticItalic]

I knew the video wasn't going to be about twat but the title still made me click.

[steeleX42]

m13 ur officially a brutha now.

[HappyGizmo993]

I would love to go on a TWAT tour ;)

[StarlightMassacre]

dude put more like reminder annotations in your videos, its something i always forget to do -_-

[Jaladorm2000]

there are some fine ass women there!!!!

[13mordeth]

@Jaladorm2000 Well the asses are fine.....the women....meh.

[Spectre19]

@Jaladorm2000 what's an ass-woman?

[phantomx2003]

I would come take the tour but there are too many hot women there and I would get in trouble. :)

[IXIAdeIXI]

Haha TWAT, great abbreviation...

[sakotodan]

girl checking out m13 at 4:41 ;)

[jonkenny63]

magic flying pony rocks ya flim, no wait, milf.

[spyeyeklom1]

so we killed my wife, and bought a magic flying poney :')

[petesadujko]

we are assholes arent we :P

[HaloCustomFilms]

The girl in the gray that walks by at around 4:35 reminds me of an ex girlfriend. At that point was was wishing Mordeth jumped off his bike and slapped her for not wearing glasses without glasses :O

[GeorgesThoughts]

m13 ROOOOCCCKKKSS

[Rthierry12345]

@13mordeth They are called Hipsters...it's a horrible new trend. In reference to people wearing glasses with no glasses.

[boner2008]

And they were like "...Ohkay!".

Perfect editing.

[kentrider94]

Does anyone here even know that TWAT is slang for vagina?

[dagazkid]

@kentrider94 Thats the joke...

[SkatrzSeb]

great, now on a mission to fin PFieroGT87's comment

[midnightfapper]

Since when is M13 nice? ;)

[111samwatkins]

MILF = mum i'd like (to) fuck

[EpicTrollBeastMan]

@111samwatkins it's mom you limey fuck

[delta1912]

I've been here before!! Years ago.. Awesome theme park. Esp the roller coaster where it hangs n drop 90degs down!

[Gotred]

I never use the like/dislike, I just favorite the vids I like.

[feenixrising10]

MOTORBIKE

(arrow pointing down)

Wanna' Ride?

[ohherrow1]

@feenixrising10 m13 new t-shirt line ;) 

[Otacon1105]

I'm one of those regular viewers too ungrateful to "like" your videos

I'd like to tell you that i "liked" this video and plan to "like" every other video i watch as long as you keep up the videos and maybe invite me on that magic flying pony every now and then

[hhhat09]

Donk

[amesplumbing]

we have a small group that watches your vids and it's growing. Oddly enough your not known as m13 but as the guy that makes good vids and has a foul mouth. Reason why our grand kids aren't allowed to watch. 

[GuilhermeCosta1992]

If the arrow motorbike t-shirt is on the bike, it's cool because you're on the bike. If you're not on it, and it's your penis it's pointing at, it is invinting girls to ride it... cool both ways.

[askewjohn]

i love it how i normally just watch n laugh n stuff but when he asks for a like i do and every body els dose :D

[BZWiggles]

8dislikes = 8 people who sore the word "twat" and thought of porn

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

Taiwanese young woman's beauty secret is their sleek shapely legs

[RyanPridgeon]

"OKAYY" LOL

[motorcyclevlogger]

4:30 that was the funniest thing yet m hahahahaha

[LR93uk]

I dont get the TWAT bit?

[michaelmosesx18]

@LR93uk

 Two

Wheeled

Adventure

Tour

[LuvThyMetal]

"okayyyyyy" lol

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

You uh, you know there's no glasses in your glasses? *SLAP* Hahaha

I was just about to ask, I think someone below me asked it. How is the pollution? I started to wonder when I saw the food guy with the mask. LA's downtown area is bad but here by the hills/beach, it's somewhat fresh.

You like them jean shorts ey? FUCKIN' PERV, pahaha.

[neppy503]

How is the pollution, there is an absense of cars but a lot of bikes. Does it get to a point where the smog affects you?

[davedebekker]

For the boss of youtube 1 like! Keep making vids mate! Gr Dave

[5layer77]

the scream wasn't a scream, it was that squeaky toy

[Lionblazer]

Like the video feel the bromance.

[sebastian3358spawn]

I dont see the reason why would anyone not like and fav your videos, 3 clicks in less than 3 secs and thats it! Do it all so we can ride the ''white horse'' with M13! >.>

[jue1]

Lol the shirt would be fine when you were not on the bike, because you "ride" a motorbike ;)

[bv90andy]

He feels the need to say jk when he calls us asses but not when he says he killed his wife. :-)

[caspermayne]

I must take a tour.

[fiskare921]

sorry m 13 the problem for me is that i watch all vids in full screen so i dont always get out from the full screen. but i shall trie to like all your vids yey

[Schaaf]

so - are the hipster glasses still there?

[toyapud]

That was no Norwegian, that was a peacock!

[takatoekoe]

those asians must be like : LOOK WHITE GUYS ELOWEL!

[rahkshi]

me gusta le women.

Oh and i always enjoy your vids too mordeth

[bleachit42]

Let's see how many times you can excuse putting TWAT in the title of a video.

[ElDummkopf]

Motorbike (Arrow Pointing Down)

So that all the women can ride it.

And so that it points at your bike.

=]

[letemfall91]

Thumbs up if you like MoreMadness93's comment!

[MoreMadness93]

i have a list of people im gunna kill and i will start with all the cunts that say thumbs up in there comments and then ima kill the son of a fish who decided to put the thumbs up system into youtube just letting ya know if you wish to join me on my quest you will get a 10000000 experience points guaranteed peace

[Shikiouji]

holy shit 4:32 completely caught me off guard hahahaha

[PoweredByTheHaters]

3:30 dear god...the hipsters have started to affect Asia D=

[JohnTheCrazyDude]

Norwegian is awesome <3

[warhawklive]

this title is miss leading LOL

[FMMProductions]

I bet the guy at the end of the video, releasing the belt clips loves his job. Wonder how many times hes slipped in a finger?

[FMMProductions]

Hopefully going to have the money for one of the tours next year. Once i get my insurance money come through that is.

[linmax08]

how fluent can u speak mandarin?

[KINGCALLO]

Your a TWAT alright ,but maybe not the nicest :p

[hahawtfful]

wait what about your wife?

[M9andG27]

Thanks for the rate reminder. I watch all of your videos but I almost never "like" them... it's just not something I typically do on any video...

[blahblah2018]

far left chick was definitely a transexual

[13mordeth]

@blahblah2018 Far left chick.....was a guy.

[GrandmasterBBC]

@13mordeth I think blahblah was making a funny.

[lauris47]

@13mordeth I was about to make comment that Taiwan men are like women, from appearance and behavior.

You must feel like a real matcho man, right ;D...

[MrDistancenow]

@13mordeth He got some BAD EYES.

[Hm0ngShe1]

or the arrow is telling them.. they can ride it =)

[makemespin]

Dont mess with norwegians, we are quiet untill it suddenly snaps and then we are vikings! xD

[bashbrannigan]

Anyone know what the guy said that made m13 laugh at the end when he handed him the food?

[locogreen915]

@bashbrannigan i think the guy was just saying it was impressive that he could ride his bike and carry all of that food in his hand at the same time

[locogreen915]

@bashbrannigan i think the guy was just saying it was impressive that he could ride his bike and carry all of that food in his hand at the same time

[M9andG27]

@bashbrannigan At first the cook was asking him where he should put it, then m13 said to just give it to him, then the cook said m13 was really awesome...

[criskity]

I HATE the no-lens glasses fad, especially the ones withreally huge droopy-looking frames. They look absolutely stupid.

[chewy8807]

One of my favorite videos of yours to date. Just people watching. Good stuff. I love when you break down people in public. This video is Favorited.

[SC2Spectre]

Do you have a car? Cuz I can't imagine brining home your wife and her shopping on a ninja lol

[Reconcilia7ion]

"OKAAY!!"

Now your wife will be laboring under the assumption that MILF is a thing we actually say. You are a terrible person. Never change. xD

And I like your vids! Usually forget until the like reminder. So that actually works. <.<

[mustang6172]

Is that a child on a scooter at 1:45?

[Killerd73]

I'm one of those 300 people who like all your videos M13!

Kissing ass for the win! lol

[WhiteWolfy123]

do you ever get looks from people? cause i imagine people would be like "whats that dude looking at? and whys he waving his hands everywhere" xD

[anthony00011]

il start to thumbs up every vid that i enjoy .. i have bad habit of only thumbs up or thumbs down vids that i rlly rlly hate or think are super crazy good...

[stevey2020]

LOL @ 4:33

[alphamongrel]

your wife does kind of turn into your "mom" after a time

[kepribensiyah]

5:14 worth of wait........

[norwegianpanther]

If you want to get likes i think asking in an annotation at the beginning of the video will help out alot. Because people forget/dont know about it.

[Philsmith133]

Hahaha the Freudian slip thing is extra funny because of the Freud's Oedipus complex, the theory that sexually developing adolescents have a repressed desire to sleep with their mother and kill their father. Oh shit, I just figured out why you never show your face, it's because you're secretly a pre pubescent teenager..

[Koog1e]

@Philsmith133 And you're institutionalized shit head who follows false doctrine and theories.. you're a scum fuck basically...

[2008superduke]

MILF :) were you girl watching on the street. Mother wife slip

[pikachuzero]

How tall are taiwanese? they look pretty tall on the street.

[natedogg236]

no lense glasses is a big 'indie' thing in the uk, i think Skrillex started it out there all the same style

[Nexgcs]

Then I just Slap'em, Just for shock factor.

nice. lol

[TheChickenFlu1]

Just cause you asked to like your video I disliked it, but then I finished watching it then I like it.

[hhhat09]

我愛台灣，這是一個偉大的國家，我使用谷歌翻譯，我是一個 DERP

[Bakad05]

Or a shirt that says crotch rocket, then when you are walking it still makes sense

[13mordeth]

@Bakad05 LOL, "Crotch Rocket" good one.

[MargaritasAntesPorco]

@Bakad05 thats even better in Taiwan....cuz its kinda like an "in" joke....doubt many taiwanese peoples english is really good enough to understand the double entendre

[ManlyTwig]

Glasses with no lenses = Hipster.

[iceman4414]

Hey M13, not that i really care but do you ever plan on showing your face in your videos. Pls respond.

[13mordeth]

@iceman4414 "not that I really care" ... "Pls respond"...sigh.

[PFieroGT87]

@13mordeth Hey M13, I really care, do you ever plan on showing your face on your videos? Please respond.

[13mordeth]

@PFieroGT87 I have some videos where I talk about showing my face. Search: M13 face

[PFieroGT87]

@13mordeth I was basically mocking that last guy, haha. Cool that you responded though, almost like talking to a celebrity. Keep up the great work man!

[W3TFART]

@13mordeth Id prefer to see a nice Twat

[criskity]

@PFieroGT87 He's concerned that everyone will be blown away by his handsomeness.