@Ranwolfe you're a moron. It's because of these industries that they get shot in the wild by rednecks. Who can afford to by a poached fur coat? The rich. Who usually owns exotic pets? Really poor rednecks. Oh wait . . .
@Ranwolfe hmmmm I wonder what you call people who get mauled and allow their friends to be attacked by their exotic pets. . . You are so right!!!! I see the error of my thinking!!! We should gather MORE animals out of the wild, because that's more benificial for everybody!! Let's jack up the endangered species higher and higher! Let it reach the sky baby!! Everyone knows that an ocelot can't survive in the wild. Boy oh boy, now I see the light!!! I'm gonna go back to my double wide now!!
@TheMetallicaMonster What the fuck? Endangered species have a higher chances of survival if they can be kept as pets moron. And it's called Common Sense, you keep it away from other people if you know it's going to get hostile.
"HSLS data indicate that circumcised men engage in a somewhat more elaborated set of sexual practices than do men who are not circumcised. For each of the practices examined, lifetime experience of various forms of oral and anal sex and masturbation frequency in the past year, circumcised men engaged in these behaviors at greater rates" -Study at cirp . org. Search "circumcision masturbation frequency" and click cirp . org's link. Enough of this evil nonsense, end circumcision!
@OrcanLord Judging from your thumbnail you have been turned into a one-eyed cyclops from masturbation. So I would render the fact that YOU have issues. Read happehtheory . com .
@nickrohn93 Being circumcised and circumcising others and being satanic have a lot to do with each other. Yeah, I am arrogant to child mutilators. You people are slaves to me. I am going to cut the rest of your dicks off if you continue with this nonsense and throw you into the ocean Noah's flood style.
WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?! WHY ARE YOU DEBATING ABOUT SEX AND RELIGION ON A FREAKING VIDEO ABOUT A CUTE ANIMAL?! IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT YOUR RELIGIOUS PENISES, THEN DO SO ON EACH OTHER'S CHANNELS, NOT AN INNOCENT CAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD, YOU PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE?! seriously, can you please stop going back and forth on a cat video where nobody wants to read about your fighting over pointlessness?
@TDLBallistic oh then if it's not religion (i just assumed by the circumcised vs. uncircumcised debate) why does /anyone/ give more than half a fuck to argue for more than a fucking WEEK about it unless they have penis-induced autism
People should not neuter or spay their pets or other animals or humans. It is a mark of evil and you will live with the guilt all your life whether you admit to it or not, just like a parent that circumcises his son.
It helps keep the population down so that animals that need homes can get them and they don't have to die! Instead of getting, say... a puppy, get an older dog.
Don't listen to Gingowitch, hes a liar and an imbecile. Masturbating can't hurt you.
@TDLBallistic Animals live in nature, so why do they need a human home that actually causes them physical harm not knowing what life is supposed to feel like? It seems every word you mutter is harmful. You are really a vampire. How do you sleep with yourself criminal? You know what the sign of a loser is? It is an L shape with your hand that you put on your forehead. Masturbators make the sign of the loser unconsciously because they can control the movement of their hand to their head.
@TDLBallistic Another thing masturbator's do that betrays them as weak masturbators who are easy to control is that they pull their lower eyelid lower with their finger so that you see the reddish inner skin of the eyelid. This is known as the Sign of the American - sorry I meant Sign of the Animal. This is also something that you only see masturbators and weak people do. You never see Chinese or Asian, or Indian, or European people do this. That should tell you that you are victims of evil.
@gingowitch LOL its a religious statement dumbass. Happiness is fleeting, joy is forever. And btw I dont masterbate, I have an abnormally low sex drive.
@HappyIsFleeting That's good that you don't masturbate. And also good that you don't have too much sex. Retaining your semen is the best thing... you should take up some Kung Fu, because it is well known in Kung Fu circles that being able to retain the semen and cultivate the energy up to your head and store it throughout your body is a highly desirable ability. But since you don't masturbate, why are you badgering me when I tell people that masturbation is bad for them, as is circumcision?
@gingowitch I dont think you understand, Im bisexual and I have an average sex drive for a hetero male. If I were to have the average sex drive of a bisexual, id be tlling to go jump in a pit and then go bone my fiance. Circumsicion is good for one purpose, its cleanly. Rubbing one out is healthier than not. I dont masterbate because I dont like semen dripping down my hand. And you are wrong about KF, its Thai that do that.
@HappyIsFleeting You DO masturbate. Masturbation makes you "attracted" to men because when you masturbate you pull on your penis and make your anus tight, so your anus TRICKS you into a penis massage. That is pretty disgusting what you do. And why would I understand this? You come at me like an idiot telling me I am a dumbass when you do not even know proper sexuality. Is an abnormal sex drive to you with members of two sexes? You are a crippled gimp too, because homosex cripples you.
@gingowitch Firstly I never claimed to masterbate, secondly I never claimed you were a fullfledged dumbass. Not all people like sex, im one of those people. Sure id like to have kids but thats when im damn well ready. I use bisexual loosely, im namely pansexual, I go for personality looks are just an attraction. Id prefer a fugly woman with personality of fire than a hot tmptress. Now I may love more than one gender but I love with more pasiion than you. Jealous much?
@gingowitch No, it doesn't. Straight men masturbate. It doesn't make them gay. You are BORN GAY. It isn't a choice. You must masturbate if you know so much about it. Maybe YOU like men, hmm?
@TDLBallistic Homosexuality is caused by masturbation. When you masturbate you make your anus tight, and so your anus wants a penis massage and can trick you into penis sex. If homosexuality is no big deal as you are asserting, then why are you attempting to mock me or attempt to show that I am stupid by calling me a homosexual. You see, this is a prime example as to why I know you are a vampire. You offer solutions to problems but solve not one disease.
@gingowitch No, it isn't :D Retaining semen = higher risk of PROSTATE CANCER (which can KILL YOU) in the future. Get your fucking facts straight, mate.
Kung Fu? Okay you must be trolling. You cannot store semen anywhere but your TESTICLES.
@TDLBallistic If you think you know better than every man alive before modern times and if you think stoopid scientists know better than nature and natural laws then I will tell you to be quiet and read some happeh theory.
@gingowitch Scientists DO know all about those things though. They know all about the human body, and space, and nature, because they have STUDIED and done RESEARCH on them. Unlike you.
You are basing your "fact" purely on... whatever faith you follow.
@TDLBallistic Scientists tell you to masturbate, get circumcised, they tell you 25 letter long names of molecules and expect them to mean something to you. You would have to be a slave to think they are helpful to people.
@TDLBallistic Yes they do. They promote those and other evil things to do to the human body because they are either evil or stupid or both. They put mercury fillings in your teeth, tell you to get vascectomized as a legitimate thing to do, tell you to get braces on your teeth. If you decide to worship scientists as your priests, then you WILL become a victim of the forces of evil. Such satanic things are their religious rituals... they want to see how much a human being can suffer.
@gingowitch Dentists tell you to get braces, no one tells you to get your tubes tied. People only tie their tubes when they don't want anymore kids. Mercury fillings? No. Its metal. My mom has fillings and they aren't mercury. I have fillings to, and it isn't metal.
There is no such thing as evil or good. Just light and dark.
@TDLBallistic Did men before modern times get vascetomized? No. Maybe one or two unfortunate souls. Circumcision might be a choice in USA, but the boy isn't getting the choice! And if he is he is being lied to! You are a vampire! the power of the Christ, Lord and Saviour, COMPELS you to begone from this YouTube video!!!!!!!!!
@gingowitch Circumcision isn't a choice in other places, but in the USA, it is. A person CHOOSES IT, the child chooses it. Not the parent. In other places that is not the case, though, sadly.
I am not a vampire. I'm pro-choice, in more ways then 1. If someone wants to get circumcised, or masturbate, or get their tubes tied, it is THEIR BODY, and THEIR CHOICE. Not yours, NOT GOD. Not ANYONE.
And... no one compels me from anything, Christfag. You shame real Christians.
@TDLBallistic No the baby doesn't choose anything. And if a child chooses he is given false information and told it is a useless piece of skin. they even invented a disease called phimosis to take normal foreskins away and mangle men's penises. Yeah, I shame real christians. I do not need to be called a Christian. American and other Christians are fake and don't know what their religion means. You are a very contradictory and stupid person. One after another you misstate and lie.
@gingowitch Damn, will you shut up? Keep your damn fanatic religious ramblings off of YouTube, you annoying cunt. Actually, just don't talk about it at all. It makes you look like a fucking lunatic.
@Goldstar4me Yes, I did not circumcise you or force you to masturbate. Your parents or someone else in contact with you did. It is time to place those responsible for the crimes done against you to task, and avoid all abuse and suffering.
@gingowitch Will you stop assuming everyone you talk to has masturbated or been circumcised? Not many people in America GET circumcised. (not saying you only have spoken to people from America, but it isn't a very common thing anyway.)
@TDLBallistic Yes it is, too common. Am I in the twilight zone talking to an idiot like you? Masturbation makes you crippled, and circumcision makes a man's head smaller than it should be. Period.
@gingowitch All races of people have masturbated. There is art of Asian's masturbating, and Europeans. Go to wikipedia and look up masturbation. Read it. LEARN.
Also... pull their lower eyelids down...? You aren't making any sense. People who masturbate don't do that.
@TDLBallistic Yes they do. The Japanese do that to people to show that they are of lesser birth or weak or inferior. All people around the world do that, either to mock someone or because they are a weak person who has been or is an animal and is not developing himself properly.
@TDLBallistic No a vampire is a human being that purposely makes those around him or her weaker through stupid and bad advices then uses their energy for their own purposes. Such myths were made by humans so that intelligent descendants could see real vampire humans. Like you.
@TDLBallistic No a vampire is a real live person. Westerners came up with the myth I think but their modern descendants are too stupid from masturbation, excessive sex, and circumcision to see it around them.
@gingowitch Vampires, the myth, were created in 89 CE when bodies moved because of pressure within the boddies was released. The villiage was so frightened the started a myth about it.
@HappyIsFleeting Maybe that is what some stupid scientists think, but in actuality vampires are real human beings. And if you live in the modern west you might come across quite a lot of them in your life. A vampire usually doesnt eat garlic, is a neat freak, must pick up every little thing that is dropped on the ground, must be invited in, and will leave once told to leave (although he might put up a fake fight). They don't like crosses. They generally lack man energy because they wank.
@gingowitch Actually its a lore book, where I first encountered the myth. I did my research and viola, I have my facts. What you explained was an OCD person, many people have OCD but it is not caused my "wanking" as you so put it. OCD is caused by trauma that is not dealt with.
@HappyIsFleeting What facts? What I said was a fact: vampires are real human beings. That is why the people that created the myth of the vampire were able to come up with it: because they observed it in their own lives.
@gingowitch My keyboard is finicky it didnt put in the word "in" in the first sentence. And to answer your question: I read it on a website that is good.(Im having trouble with English today, so thats probably the wrong adjective) Living vampires are a myth, dead ones are not, vampires are undead.
@TDLBallistic Then where did they get the inspiration for the myth? And why would people still be interested in them all this time since they myth was "created"?
@gingowitch There is this wonderful thing called the imagination. Ever heard of it? Someone with an imagination made up vampires, dragons, unicorns, fairies... ALL MYTHICAL CREATURES. They don't exist, and never have or will.
@gingowitch Scientists aren't stupid. They've done many good things for all of us, FOR YOU, so I'd shut it. You only hate them because of your faith. I'm Christian and I appreciate everything they've done.
@TDLBallistic Scientists r stoopid. They willingly and knowingly tell lies in order to keep their jobs and prestige and to advance themselves through office politics.
@TDLBallistic If you never masturbated then why do you promote masturbation? It seems that you perfectly fit the definition of a vampire. Look up a youtube video called "Mein Bruder, der Vampir." While Germans aren't totally free from modern stupidities, at least they understand that a vampire is someone that tells other people to masturbate and do bad things to themselves while knowing that they are bad in the first place. VAMPIRE!
@gingowitch Because just because you dislike it, and I don't do it, doesn't mean others can't. Because like I have said a million times now... THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MASTURBATING, AND IT DOES NOTHING BAD TO YOUR BODY.
@TDLBallistic But pray tell me, if masturbation has no effect on the body whatsoever then what notion in your little brain is preventing you from masturbating right this second?
@TDLBallistic But there is absolutely no effect on your body, why not masturbate 7 hours a day, then jump up and go for a run? You are a stupid person.
@TDLBallistic So you play sports. According to you masturbating does not afflict the human body in any way. You might have a relatively advanced human body since you do not masturbate and you run track. If you took some Yoga and Kung fu also you might realize that touching your genetalia, and by extension telling others to touch their genetalia will afflict your body in very harmful ways that you seem to know about already since you do not do it, supposedly.
@gingowitch Actually, I don't play sports. I hate sports, actually XD
Masturbation, as I've said many times, does nothing BAD to the body. It feels good, that's it. Masturbation is basically having sex, except by yourself. There is nothing morally wrong about it.
Everyone TOUCHES there genitals, whether they masturbate? No idea. You have to touch them to clean them tough.
@TDLBallistic No you dont. that is a plot by evil. Vampires like everything clean, and vampire men and women actually detect through their stupidity whether someone has smegma in their genetalia. It is a natural repellant force against evil people, just like the foreskin is.
@theunholycrown666 Stop worshipping satan. My first post in this series of back and forths basically said that one shouldn't mutilate the genitalia of their cats like they do with their sons in America, Muslim lands, Phillippines, Israel, Judaism and all other places. Then a bunch of masturbators came on to say I am stupid and dumb and so since they masturbated I thought I would tell them that masturbation makes you crippled.
@arbiter555 They are. Jews, Israelis, Muslims, and Americans, as well as other circumcising people are responsible for massive amounts of violence in this world apart from the original crime of mutilating boys' penises. It is very harmful to hurt someone physically in terms of the karmic consequences. You hurt not only others but yourselves. This violence is because people seek to turn humans into animals that are weak and easy to control and do not pose a threat to them.
@gingowitch and this threat of course is imaginary. In reality the circumcising people are just being stupid and harmful for no good reason - a proper education on behavior and holistic compassion from a young age is necessary, as well as leaving their own bodies alone. Masturbation also makes people unnaturally abusive and harmful to others - they want to inflict pain on people because this is the only emotion they have left.
@gingowitch Masturbation doesn't make people abusive. It actually helps marriages sometimes when a partner is away for awhile. Another thing... when older men masturbate (Late 30's-60), it actually lessens the chance of them getting prostate cancer.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
You really don't know what you're talking about so why don't you just leave before embarrassing yourself more?
@TDLBallistic If a wife does not like a man retaining his semen then she is stupid and misguided and selfish. Retaining the semen is what all men have done in history, and sex was not focused upon as some important thing to constantly do. In fact it is even regarded in religion as sinful to have sex without creating children. Masturbation is immature. Masturbation makes you crippled and constricts your heart, giving western gimps a higher chance of heart attack, 10 years before a woman.
@TDLBallistic How evil do you have to be to suggest that men get vascectomized? Are you insane? Perhaps you should consider whether or not you are a crippled gimp homosexual masturbator who had his penis mutilated so that he would parrot what an idiot told him. Afterwards, take the proper steps to rehabilitate yourself.
@TDLBallistic its cuz HE is the weak minded one that got taken control of and now HE thinks that everything his MASTER told him is true like the children of a KKK or neo nazi family
@arbiter555 No circumcision is the cause of massive amounts of violence and stupidity and unnatural living in the world. And yes it does make you weaker. You are more likely to have a smaller head because of circumcision, and you lose sensitivity which your body granted you for the purpose of living life properly and developing properly. But it is very good that you will not circumcise your son. You just might be smart for that reason alone - some people think to circumcise because THEY are.
that is the cutest ocelot i have ever seen
HPAVELOW53 15 hours ago
Archer and Minecraft :3
SlightEcho 17 hours ago
cough Minecraft cough. but the question is... if you feed it fish.... will it transform into a tabby cat? I DIDN'T THINK SO NATURE!
Earitated07 4 days ago
Thumbs up if minecraft brought you here!!
DillonStudios 5 days ago
Minecraft.
DawggyH 5 days ago
You're pretty good.
SirAlexTheJester 1 week ago
All of them?
TheMetallicaMonster 2 weeks ago
@comedyguy911 So all the incidents of people being attacked by their ocelots are pure myth?
TheMetallicaMonster 2 weeks ago
@Ranwolfe you're a moron. It's because of these industries that they get shot in the wild by rednecks. Who can afford to by a poached fur coat? The rich. Who usually owns exotic pets? Really poor rednecks. Oh wait . . .
TheMetallicaMonster 2 weeks ago
@TheMetallicaMonster watch?v=_cS5wINA53g
pinkyoilers 2 weeks ago
@pinkyoilers I couldn't agree more.
TheMetallicaMonster 2 weeks ago
@Ranwolfe hmmmm I wonder what you call people who get mauled and allow their friends to be attacked by their exotic pets. . . You are so right!!!! I see the error of my thinking!!! We should gather MORE animals out of the wild, because that's more benificial for everybody!! Let's jack up the endangered species higher and higher! Let it reach the sky baby!! Everyone knows that an ocelot can't survive in the wild. Boy oh boy, now I see the light!!! I'm gonna go back to my double wide now!!
TheMetallicaMonster 2 weeks ago
@TheMetallicaMonster What the fuck? Endangered species have a higher chances of survival if they can be kept as pets moron. And it's called Common Sense, you keep it away from other people if you know it's going to get hostile.
comedyguy911 2 weeks ago
Beautiful animals, take a look at these beautiful pictures, google search: Scienceray Ocelot 2
bcheath22 3 weeks ago
BROTHA, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!
EternalSpacetree 3 weeks ago
Shame on you . . . Keeping pets like these keeps the illegal animal trade going.
TheMetallicaMonster 1 month ago
@TheMetallicaMonster What shame he will survive more with love and care and live longer than in the wild from being shot by rednecks.
Ranwolfe 2 weeks ago
@Ranwolfe watch?v=_cS5wINA53g
pinkyoilers 2 weeks ago
your going to get your face ripped off one of these days if you keep putting your face so close the them
mintsiez 1 month ago
WANT!
superawesomesauce 1 month ago
Try pitting it against a snake and see what happens.
88Meters 1 month ago
Watch it, owner. Ocelots are known to have a severe disease called "Chronic Backstabbing Disorder."
TranquilFury1993 1 month ago
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate its tit a lot.
doobiesmoke15 1 month ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE MUSIC?!
What is your reasoning?
Why does it seem hardcore animal lovers are just insane?
PencilDrawnJohn 1 month ago 2
Do you allow the ocelot to roam outdoors? If so, does he need to be kept on a chain or does he/she come/go as they please?
smoky2004 2 months ago
What a sweet kitty!
whiskerchild 2 months ago
song name?
muscleslikeryu 2 months ago
@muscleslikeryu sure sounds like the village people, YMCA
dabrownguy2 2 months ago
@dabrownguy2 oh ok, thanks!
muscleslikeryu 2 months ago
Good thing the video finished before the music started
malfurio 2 months ago 10
@malfurio lol i have to agree to that.
Harrysuke 1 month ago
Archer.
vmkelley1 2 months ago 4
I am terrified of cats!!!
LexGS3 2 months ago
Where can I buy one? :P
WisdomRecords 3 months ago
The conversations that are going on are ridiculous, there should only be comments about ocelots!
..... With maybe a few Metal Gear references, just to cover everything.
FriendlyPinkKirby 3 months ago
I want oneeee !!!
Zacharysharkhazard 3 months ago
how do you legally own one?
MailboxBomberFTW 3 months ago
Yeaa... stroke that pussy...
section8solo 3 months ago
Darn, I thought the YMCA was gonna pla--AW HELL YEAH--aw...
MistyWater7 3 months ago
@YummyBear37 I'm pretty sure you need a liscense
SilverWolf690 4 months ago
how u get one?
YummyBear37 4 months ago
Cutie!!!
KaKaio141 4 months ago
Give it a revolver.
zack7096 5 months ago 75
@zack7096 one of their main sources of food are snakes!
tubewearwolf 2 months ago
@zack7096 LOL Revolver ocelot
HPAVELOW53 1 month ago
@zack7096 lmaoooooooooo
polo123man456 2 weeks ago
holy hell that house cat is on steroids.
VenenumSerpentis 5 months ago
@VenenumSerpentis Its not steroids they mixed a domestic cat with a tiger.
AidanChaos 5 months ago
@AidanChaos Ocelots are their own kind of cat, they aren't a mix. They are just smaller big cats, like margays and servals.
ouefer 5 months ago 2
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CIRCUMCISED PEOPLE ARE DOING NOTHING TO PREVENT THE EXTINCTION OF THE ELEPHANT BECAUSE THE ELEPHANT'S NOSE REMINDS THEM OF AN UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS!
gingowitch 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you have your dick taped to your thigh like me....
Dsantis416 5 months ago
@Dsantis416 you should stop wanking and restore your foreskin.
gingowitch 5 months ago
Can these be owned in AZ. I know that they can be found in the wild there but I wasn't sure on the legal status of domestiction.
NahrwoldRobert 5 months ago
hey i have a same cat like this for sale email me at akuangahkau1@yahoo.com for more info
Kambeng991 5 months ago
I love your ocelot. Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL creature. How does it behave as a pet?
Abdallah2319 5 months ago
"HSLS data indicate that circumcised men engage in a somewhat more elaborated set of sexual practices than do men who are not circumcised. For each of the practices examined, lifetime experience of various forms of oral and anal sex and masturbation frequency in the past year, circumcised men engaged in these behaviors at greater rates" -Study at cirp . org. Search "circumcision masturbation frequency" and click cirp . org's link. Enough of this evil nonsense, end circumcision!
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch u are officially the most random person ever!
PurebredLondon 5 months ago
@gingowitch Fuckin weirdo.
OrcanLord 5 months ago
@OrcanLord I didn't circumcise you.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch I'm not circumsized you fucking freak...go advertise that sketchy bullshit somewhere else pal. You got issues...
OrcanLord 5 months ago
@OrcanLord Judging from your thumbnail you have been turned into a one-eyed cyclops from masturbation. So I would render the fact that YOU have issues. Read happehtheory . com .
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch I am a circumcised atheist, and a promiscuous one at that, care to drown me in your arrogance, omnipotent one?
nickrohn93 5 months ago
@nickrohn93 Being circumcised and circumcising others and being satanic have a lot to do with each other. Yeah, I am arrogant to child mutilators. You people are slaves to me. I am going to cut the rest of your dicks off if you continue with this nonsense and throw you into the ocean Noah's flood style.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!
polakilehedova 5 months ago
@polakilehedova you heard me.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch i eat raw baby foreskin
PoopPowerLI 5 months ago
@PoopPowerLI DESPICABLE VAMPIRE EVIL PIECE OF SHIT. IM GOING TO CUT YOUR ENTIRE PENIS OFF!
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch I do not believe your first postulation, however I do agree, genital mutilation is deplorable.
nickrohn93 5 months ago
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@nickrohn93 VISIT HAPPEHTHEORY . COM IF YOU NEED PROOF OF THE EVILS OF MASTURBATION AND EXCESSIVE SEX. AND "CIRCUMCISION IS A PLOT" VIDEO BY HAPPEH.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch I am going to start handing out pro-masturbation flyers because of you.
nickrohn93 5 months ago
@nickrohn93 CRIPPLED HOMOSEXUAL.
gingowitch 5 months ago
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SPOTS! LOOK AT HIS TUFTED EARS!!!
Kangaxxter 5 months ago
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Kangaxxter 5 months ago
@gingowitch i am just expressing my opinion that i think you should stop fighting, or, stop going back and forth on a cat video.
DarknessDragon71 5 months ago
@DarknessDragon71 Go read happehtheory . com.
gingowitch 5 months ago
WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?! WHY ARE YOU DEBATING ABOUT SEX AND RELIGION ON A FREAKING VIDEO ABOUT A CUTE ANIMAL?! IF YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO EACH OTHER ABOUT YOUR RELIGIOUS PENISES, THEN DO SO ON EACH OTHER'S CHANNELS, NOT AN INNOCENT CAT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD, YOU PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST AGREE TO DISAGREE?! seriously, can you please stop going back and forth on a cat video where nobody wants to read about your fighting over pointlessness?
DarknessDragon71 5 months ago
@DarknessDragon71 Shut up and stop masturbating you gimp. Also, restore your foreskin.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@DarknessDragon71 Dude.... People dont care because they normally dont read past the first fuckin page. Jetzt guten tag!
HappyIsFleeting 5 months ago
It's like Meowswitz in there.
foliefly 5 months ago
hey everyone shut the fuck up with the religious debate and look at this beautiful cat
leucerontra 5 months ago
@leucerontra LOL it isn't religious its about masturbation. Gingowitch is a moron.
TDLBallistic 5 months ago
@TDLBallistic oh then if it's not religion (i just assumed by the circumcised vs. uncircumcised debate) why does /anyone/ give more than half a fuck to argue for more than a fucking WEEK about it unless they have penis-induced autism
and still, why is it going on on a cat video
leucerontra 5 months ago
I sense a troll is on the loose.
crysisdragon 6 months ago
People should not neuter or spay their pets or other animals or humans. It is a mark of evil and you will live with the guilt all your life whether you admit to it or not, just like a parent that circumcises his son.
gingowitch 6 months ago
People should neuter/spay their animals :D
It helps keep the population down so that animals that need homes can get them and they don't have to die! Instead of getting, say... a puppy, get an older dog.
Don't listen to Gingowitch, hes a liar and an imbecile. Masturbating can't hurt you.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Animals live in nature, so why do they need a human home that actually causes them physical harm not knowing what life is supposed to feel like? It seems every word you mutter is harmful. You are really a vampire. How do you sleep with yourself criminal? You know what the sign of a loser is? It is an L shape with your hand that you put on your forehead. Masturbators make the sign of the loser unconsciously because they can control the movement of their hand to their head.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch cant control*
gingowitch 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Another thing masturbator's do that betrays them as weak masturbators who are easy to control is that they pull their lower eyelid lower with their finger so that you see the reddish inner skin of the eyelid. This is known as the Sign of the American - sorry I meant Sign of the Animal. This is also something that you only see masturbators and weak people do. You never see Chinese or Asian, or Indian, or European people do this. That should tell you that you are victims of evil.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Dude, do you ever shut your mouthhole? Goddamn man, you are a blight to the galaxy!
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting Happeh wouldn't be so fleeting if you decided to stop masturbating and become a normal human being.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch LOL its a religious statement dumbass. Happiness is fleeting, joy is forever. And btw I dont masterbate, I have an abnormally low sex drive.
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting That's good that you don't masturbate. And also good that you don't have too much sex. Retaining your semen is the best thing... you should take up some Kung Fu, because it is well known in Kung Fu circles that being able to retain the semen and cultivate the energy up to your head and store it throughout your body is a highly desirable ability. But since you don't masturbate, why are you badgering me when I tell people that masturbation is bad for them, as is circumcision?
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch I dont think you understand, Im bisexual and I have an average sex drive for a hetero male. If I were to have the average sex drive of a bisexual, id be tlling to go jump in a pit and then go bone my fiance. Circumsicion is good for one purpose, its cleanly. Rubbing one out is healthier than not. I dont masterbate because I dont like semen dripping down my hand. And you are wrong about KF, its Thai that do that.
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting You DO masturbate. Masturbation makes you "attracted" to men because when you masturbate you pull on your penis and make your anus tight, so your anus TRICKS you into a penis massage. That is pretty disgusting what you do. And why would I understand this? You come at me like an idiot telling me I am a dumbass when you do not even know proper sexuality. Is an abnormal sex drive to you with members of two sexes? You are a crippled gimp too, because homosex cripples you.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Firstly I never claimed to masterbate, secondly I never claimed you were a fullfledged dumbass. Not all people like sex, im one of those people. Sure id like to have kids but thats when im damn well ready. I use bisexual loosely, im namely pansexual, I go for personality looks are just an attraction. Id prefer a fugly woman with personality of fire than a hot tmptress. Now I may love more than one gender but I love with more pasiion than you. Jealous much?
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting Hes a bible thumper, I swear.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@gingowitch No, it doesn't. Straight men masturbate. It doesn't make them gay. You are BORN GAY. It isn't a choice. You must masturbate if you know so much about it. Maybe YOU like men, hmm?
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
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@TDLBallistic Homosexuality is caused by masturbation. When you masturbate you make your anus tight, and so your anus wants a penis massage and can trick you into penis sex. If homosexuality is no big deal as you are asserting, then why are you attempting to mock me or attempt to show that I am stupid by calling me a homosexual. You see, this is a prime example as to why I know you are a vampire. You offer solutions to problems but solve not one disease.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch No, it isn't :D Retaining semen = higher risk of PROSTATE CANCER (which can KILL YOU) in the future. Get your fucking facts straight, mate.
Kung Fu? Okay you must be trolling. You cannot store semen anywhere but your TESTICLES.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Of course you don't like men that have semen in their testicles. This is because you worship satan.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Semen is always produced so there is an endless supply.
Too much buildup is BAD THOUGH
Also what does not liking semen have to do with worshiping the devil? I am a confirmed Christian.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic If you think you know better than every man alive before modern times and if you think stoopid scientists know better than nature and natural laws then I will tell you to be quiet and read some happeh theory.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Scientists DO know all about those things though. They know all about the human body, and space, and nature, because they have STUDIED and done RESEARCH on them. Unlike you.
You are basing your "fact" purely on... whatever faith you follow.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Scientists tell you to masturbate, get circumcised, they tell you 25 letter long names of molecules and expect them to mean something to you. You would have to be a slave to think they are helpful to people.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Scientists do not tell you to get circumcised, or to masturbate. Those are CHOICES that you make, not them.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Yes they do. They promote those and other evil things to do to the human body because they are either evil or stupid or both. They put mercury fillings in your teeth, tell you to get vascectomized as a legitimate thing to do, tell you to get braces on your teeth. If you decide to worship scientists as your priests, then you WILL become a victim of the forces of evil. Such satanic things are their religious rituals... they want to see how much a human being can suffer.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Dentists tell you to get braces, no one tells you to get your tubes tied. People only tie their tubes when they don't want anymore kids. Mercury fillings? No. Its metal. My mom has fillings and they aren't mercury. I have fillings to, and it isn't metal.
There is no such thing as evil or good. Just light and dark.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Did men before modern times get vascetomized? No. Maybe one or two unfortunate souls. Circumcision might be a choice in USA, but the boy isn't getting the choice! And if he is he is being lied to! You are a vampire! the power of the Christ, Lord and Saviour, COMPELS you to begone from this YouTube video!!!!!!!!!
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Circumcision isn't a choice in other places, but in the USA, it is. A person CHOOSES IT, the child chooses it. Not the parent. In other places that is not the case, though, sadly.
I am not a vampire. I'm pro-choice, in more ways then 1. If someone wants to get circumcised, or masturbate, or get their tubes tied, it is THEIR BODY, and THEIR CHOICE. Not yours, NOT GOD. Not ANYONE.
And... no one compels me from anything, Christfag. You shame real Christians.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic No the baby doesn't choose anything. And if a child chooses he is given false information and told it is a useless piece of skin. they even invented a disease called phimosis to take normal foreskins away and mangle men's penises. Yeah, I shame real christians. I do not need to be called a Christian. American and other Christians are fake and don't know what their religion means. You are a very contradictory and stupid person. One after another you misstate and lie.
gingowitch 6 months ago
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@gingowitch Oh look at you insulting me because you know you and Happeh are wrong. How adorable.
TDLBallistic 5 months ago
@gingowitch Damn, will you shut up? Keep your damn fanatic religious ramblings off of YouTube, you annoying cunt. Actually, just don't talk about it at all. It makes you look like a fucking lunatic.
Goldstar4me 5 months ago
@Goldstar4me Be quiet you circumcised crippled loser masturbator. Iwil speak when I WILL to speak. Just like I am erect when I WILL to be erect!
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch Well if you're going to speak, at least speak literately, uneducated prick.
Take your fanaticism elsewhere.
Goldstar4me 5 months ago
@Goldstar4me I am going to type where I want to type. I did not give birth to you.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch Obviously you haven't given birth to me, so at least you correctly understand something!
Goldstar4me 5 months ago
@Goldstar4me Yes, I did not circumcise you or force you to masturbate. Your parents or someone else in contact with you did. It is time to place those responsible for the crimes done against you to task, and avoid all abuse and suffering.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch ಠ_ಠ
Goldstar4me 5 months ago
@gingowitch Will you stop assuming everyone you talk to has masturbated or been circumcised? Not many people in America GET circumcised. (not saying you only have spoken to people from America, but it isn't a very common thing anyway.)
TDLBallistic 5 months ago
@TDLBallistic Yes it is, too common. Am I in the twilight zone talking to an idiot like you? Masturbation makes you crippled, and circumcision makes a man's head smaller than it should be. Period.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting So do I, luv. This person is deranged. Go back in the comments a bit and read his shit. Its unbelievable.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@gingowitch All races of people have masturbated. There is art of Asian's masturbating, and Europeans. Go to wikipedia and look up masturbation. Read it. LEARN.
Also... pull their lower eyelids down...? You aren't making any sense. People who masturbate don't do that.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
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@TDLBallistic Yes they do. The Japanese do that to people to show that they are of lesser birth or weak or inferior. All people around the world do that, either to mock someone or because they are a weak person who has been or is an animal and is not developing himself properly.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Domestic animals DO NOT live in nature. Cows, dogs, cats, chickens, and most horses are BRED by humans, therefore, are NOT wild.
Only some humans cause animals harm. Those are the humans I hate. But, by neutering/spaying an animal you are HELPING it.
LOL Vampires drink blood and can't go in the sunlight. I don't drink blood, and I'm always in the sun.
I sleep well, actually. Knowing I know more then you~
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic No a vampire is a human being that purposely makes those around him or her weaker through stupid and bad advices then uses their energy for their own purposes. Such myths were made by humans so that intelligent descendants could see real vampire humans. Like you.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch No, it isn't. A vampire is a fake creature created who knows how long ago.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic No a vampire is a real live person. Westerners came up with the myth I think but their modern descendants are too stupid from masturbation, excessive sex, and circumcision to see it around them.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Vampires, the myth, were created in 89 CE when bodies moved because of pressure within the boddies was released. The villiage was so frightened the started a myth about it.
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting Maybe that is what some stupid scientists think, but in actuality vampires are real human beings. And if you live in the modern west you might come across quite a lot of them in your life. A vampire usually doesnt eat garlic, is a neat freak, must pick up every little thing that is dropped on the ground, must be invited in, and will leave once told to leave (although he might put up a fake fight). They don't like crosses. They generally lack man energy because they wank.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Actually its a lore book, where I first encountered the myth. I did my research and viola, I have my facts. What you explained was an OCD person, many people have OCD but it is not caused my "wanking" as you so put it. OCD is caused by trauma that is not dealt with.
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
@HappyIsFleeting What facts? What I said was a fact: vampires are real human beings. That is why the people that created the myth of the vampire were able to come up with it: because they observed it in their own lives.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch My keyboard is finicky it didnt put in the word "in" in the first sentence. And to answer your question: I read it on a website that is good.(Im having trouble with English today, so thats probably the wrong adjective) Living vampires are a myth, dead ones are not, vampires are undead.
HappyIsFleeting 6 months ago
@gingowitch Vampires aren't real. Therefore, you are not telling facts and are LYING.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Yes, vampires are real human beings. They do not drink blood. Blood is a metaphor for energy since blood carries energy.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch No, they aren't luv :D
Vampires are mythical creatures that don't exist.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Then where did they get the inspiration for the myth? And why would people still be interested in them all this time since they myth was "created"?
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch There is this wonderful thing called the imagination. Ever heard of it? Someone with an imagination made up vampires, dragons, unicorns, fairies... ALL MYTHICAL CREATURES. They don't exist, and never have or will.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic I will not waste a second or maybe third direct explaination on you.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Scientists aren't stupid. They've done many good things for all of us, FOR YOU, so I'd shut it. You only hate them because of your faith. I'm Christian and I appreciate everything they've done.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Scientists r stoopid. They willingly and knowingly tell lies in order to keep their jobs and prestige and to advance themselves through office politics.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch No they aren't, but typing like you just did makes you look stupid :D
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@gingowitch No, it isn't. Westerners didn't even come up with Vampires you git. Also, masturbation doesn't make you stupid.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic You are a masturbator. And you are stupid.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Nope :D
Never masturbated in my life. Also, I have an above-average score in English.
Don't talk about yourself~
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic If you never masturbated then why do you promote masturbation? It seems that you perfectly fit the definition of a vampire. Look up a youtube video called "Mein Bruder, der Vampir." While Germans aren't totally free from modern stupidities, at least they understand that a vampire is someone that tells other people to masturbate and do bad things to themselves while knowing that they are bad in the first place. VAMPIRE!
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Because just because you dislike it, and I don't do it, doesn't mean others can't. Because like I have said a million times now... THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MASTURBATING, AND IT DOES NOTHING BAD TO YOUR BODY.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic Then why don't you masturbate, pray tell?
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch I already told you. Just because I don't masturbate doesn't mean anyone else can't. Its a choice, and everyone has a choice.
Being gay isn't a choice, circumcision and masturbating IS.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic But pray tell me, if masturbation has no effect on the body whatsoever then what notion in your little brain is preventing you from masturbating right this second?
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch That's a good question. I'll go masturbate now.
chrisisawfullyfresh 5 months ago
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@chrisisawfullyfresh You are making yourself blind and crippled. Check out happehtheory . com.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch Not in the mood. Nothing wrong with that.
TDLBallistic 5 months ago
@TDLBallistic But there is absolutely no effect on your body, why not masturbate 7 hours a day, then jump up and go for a run? You are a stupid person.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch Because then it would get boring.
Also, I run at my High School's track everyday.
How does that make me stupid?
TDLBallistic 5 months ago
@TDLBallistic So you play sports. According to you masturbating does not afflict the human body in any way. You might have a relatively advanced human body since you do not masturbate and you run track. If you took some Yoga and Kung fu also you might realize that touching your genetalia, and by extension telling others to touch their genetalia will afflict your body in very harmful ways that you seem to know about already since you do not do it, supposedly.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch Actually, I don't play sports. I hate sports, actually XD
Masturbation, as I've said many times, does nothing BAD to the body. It feels good, that's it. Masturbation is basically having sex, except by yourself. There is nothing morally wrong about it.
Everyone TOUCHES there genitals, whether they masturbate? No idea. You have to touch them to clean them tough.
TDLBallistic 5 months ago
@TDLBallistic No you dont. that is a plot by evil. Vampires like everything clean, and vampire men and women actually detect through their stupidity whether someone has smegma in their genetalia. It is a natural repellant force against evil people, just like the foreskin is.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@gingowitch Why the hell are you talking about masturbation on a CAT video?
theunholycrown666 5 months ago 37
@theunholycrown666 Stop worshipping satan. My first post in this series of back and forths basically said that one shouldn't mutilate the genitalia of their cats like they do with their sons in America, Muslim lands, Phillippines, Israel, Judaism and all other places. Then a bunch of masturbators came on to say I am stupid and dumb and so since they masturbated I thought I would tell them that masturbation makes you crippled.
gingowitch 5 months ago
@theunholycrown666 because he loves pussy
Ellmo05 3 months ago
@theunholycrown666 u y no basturbate on cat videos? damn your a freek.
gethsoftware 2 months ago
@theunholycrown666 furrys ^_^
FirstInstruMentalist 1 week ago
Why in the holy mother of fuck are we talking about dicks
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic cuz this guy thinks ppl who jerk off and are circumsized are weak and easy to control
arbiter555 6 months ago
@arbiter555 They are. Jews, Israelis, Muslims, and Americans, as well as other circumcising people are responsible for massive amounts of violence in this world apart from the original crime of mutilating boys' penises. It is very harmful to hurt someone physically in terms of the karmic consequences. You hurt not only others but yourselves. This violence is because people seek to turn humans into animals that are weak and easy to control and do not pose a threat to them.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch and this threat of course is imaginary. In reality the circumcising people are just being stupid and harmful for no good reason - a proper education on behavior and holistic compassion from a young age is necessary, as well as leaving their own bodies alone. Masturbation also makes people unnaturally abusive and harmful to others - they want to inflict pain on people because this is the only emotion they have left.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Masturbation doesn't make people abusive. It actually helps marriages sometimes when a partner is away for awhile. Another thing... when older men masturbate (Late 30's-60), it actually lessens the chance of them getting prostate cancer.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
You really don't know what you're talking about so why don't you just leave before embarrassing yourself more?
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic If a wife does not like a man retaining his semen then she is stupid and misguided and selfish. Retaining the semen is what all men have done in history, and sex was not focused upon as some important thing to constantly do. In fact it is even regarded in religion as sinful to have sex without creating children. Masturbation is immature. Masturbation makes you crippled and constricts your heart, giving western gimps a higher chance of heart attack, 10 years before a woman.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Which bible are you reading? Seriously.
So you're saying safe sex is bad too? Not getting diseases is bad? What about oral sex? Is that sinful too?
Not all women want children you asshole. Guess what stops that? A condom. Or tubes being tied.
Get the fuck out. You are wrong, just admit it.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic How evil do you have to be to suggest that men get vascectomized? Are you insane? Perhaps you should consider whether or not you are a crippled gimp homosexual masturbator who had his penis mutilated so that he would parrot what an idiot told him. Afterwards, take the proper steps to rehabilitate yourself.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch Some men DO. To stop having KIDS.
1. I am not a homosexual. I have a boyfriend. (I'm a girl)
2. I am not a gimp. A gimp is a person who needs a wheelchair to move around.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic No a gimp is a person with a shorter right leg who when she walks limps because of her hip and leg unevenness caused by masturbation.
gingowitch 6 months ago
@gingowitch No, it is not. I'll give you the definition of you gimp you brainwashed imbecile:
Noun: A physically handicapped or lame person
It has absolutely NOTHING to do with masturbation. Masturbation doesn't cause anything, especially not unevenness in the hip/legs.
Who taught you, just wondering? They don't seem like very smart people if they don't know how the human body works.
TDLBallistic 6 months ago
@TDLBallistic its cuz HE is the weak minded one that got taken control of and now HE thinks that everything his MASTER told him is true like the children of a KKK or neo nazi family
arbiter555 6 months ago
@arbiter555 No circumcision is the cause of massive amounts of violence and stupidity and unnatural living in the world. And yes it does make you weaker. You are more likely to have a smaller head because of circumcision, and you lose sensitivity which your body granted you for the purpose of living life properly and developing properly. But it is very good that you will not circumcise your son. You just might be smart for that reason alone - some people think to circumcise because THEY are.
gingowitch 6 months ago