Don't play with a Satanic Bible

[doctorrockter]

Fuckin morons...

[SmackBear2SmckCat]

Can any of you cunts even read?

[20000malik]

Lolz!

[666COBhatecrew999]

Do play with the satanic bible :D



[ThePepemaria]

you NEVER play with this book...

[dannydidge]

This is so so so stupid. Dont you jerk offs have anything better to do like gang bang the chick on the bible? Now that would be entertainment!! >:}~~>

[allenhalla]

fuck ya`ll for making me waste my time on this gay shit.

[KdotReppz]

That's not even the real satanic bible :(

[GypsyHSM]

LoL!! "It's like a real 'n stuff...." Such silly Rabbits!!

[Iconoclast6750]

Is Mron short for moron?

[midnightguild]

@Iconoclast6750 yes

[Blaquemajeek]

You guys should have kept going. It was just getting interesting

[keelay9003]

haha fuck tards i love it. im going to say that to every fuck tard i meet.

[midnightguild]

@keelay9003 it is one of the better ons isnt it? mark

[gangsta50410]

things like this never happen while ur recording its fake

[frkygy]

wtf i am watching these for? o.o jesus help us all

[Zardikar5]

ahahhaahah 2 minutes wasted on this fake crap....

[nightmare1350]

at this point im just trying to figure out wat the fuck both of u r saying neither one of you no any proper fuckin english and your typing is SHITTY AS FUCK!!! SHIT @shoes1922 @jakehjk3

[nightmare1350]

at this point im just trying to figure out wat the fuck both of u r saying neither one of you no any proper fuckin english and your typing is SHITTY AS FUCK!!! SHIT

[zakaslam1]

hey i broughtthe santanic bible and i read out the same stuff and nothing happend , how come it always happens to Dumb Stupid Usless fuck tards like shown on the above vidoes

[MyAzathoth]

fakeeeeeee!!!!

[bongobill635]

Wow, what a waste of bandwidth.

[Seekingthetruth100]

Satans getting desprate he knows his time is getting short. Praise God in the name of Jesus. Every knee shall bow and every tongue will confess (even satan) that Jesus is Lord the son of God, put on the cross to save those who seek him.

[MadSoldier7442]

fake?

[shoes1922]

Whoever thinks a satanic bible is important must worship satan?

if a nigga come and jack me right now and fuck my mom and whatnot i aint on blame it on the devil, ima blame it on all the drugs he had!

And i aint gon be lookin at humans tryin to find the devil, im gon kick his ass for representing stupidity!

Thas all!

[TheKJVforever]

@mailmanx141 That book is evil and the Bible will blow that book out of the water everytime.Those guys did very foolishly in reading that book out loud like that.Dont spirits need to be invited or called upon?God warn man not to mess with such things.The life of every jewish King that lived for the same spirits you guys worship, all had very short lives compared to the Kings who did right.Just read kings and it's a fact.Jezebel was prophicied on getting eaten by dogs and she was eaten by dogs.

[mailmanx141]

@TheKJVforever (YAWN) OK..... you're absolutely right. my time is valueable so you win, i'll shut up. bye.

[mailmanx141]

@TheKJVforever did you pray for me? the voices are silent now. i do not understand this peace....

[TheShadowhunter0011]

Outstanding. Dudes you guys should not have done that dumbasses .

And btw. HAIL SATAN OUR LORD AND MASTER! Ha! Try going to sleep with that!?

[roxterat]

@TheShadowhunter0011

where are you running with words? Agios athanatos.

[mailmanx141]

you go to church every fuckin day? sounds like it too! halli-fuckin-lewya! LOL. look, seriously, your tv and game console is a much bigger doorway to satan than that little paperback book. turn the tv to fox news or science channel and the demons will go away. gradually. also, read "farenhiet 451" by ray bradbury. it's good for you kids. shemhamforash! hail santa! ho! ho! ho! he sees you when your'e sleeping!!!!! if you want real power, study psychology!

[Iconoclast12100]

NIce faking! *applaud*

[Iconoclast12100]

Foreign language...in High School? That's the Enochian language... The Enochian keys..

[Knoxxxster]

That bible is full of whack

[JoeMC7]

@Knoxxxster Burn it, in a safe way of course!

[babyelijah09]

Now that was scary to think that was a fat dude playing the game only to find out it as a fat chick. Some scary stuff

[waltermyerspark]

lmfao. 

[futureairforce777]

is this forreal dude if it is thats so demonic dude...



[tzDub92]

the chick gave away that it was fake. just saying thats where u went wrong with this vid

[ZefWaddy]

could of been scripted a little better, but the idea was pretty neat. :D

[scenekidXOXO]

Their is no satanic bible morons. Real satanist use the king James holy bible, but just see god as satan since god does commit evil and hatred

[PhreakStep]

@scenekidXOXO

Yes and those satanists are retarded teenagers since they dont know that "Satan" is not a name of the main fallen angel but a title that applies to everyone who oposses "Christian god".

In simple terms Satanist = Anti-theist in hebrew (not atheist)

[Ying123Yang1]

@PhreakStep You were close to right with your explanation.. LaVeyan Satanists use Satan's name as a metaphor or archetype that represents man's true nature, carnal desires and fleshly pursuits.. They don't believe in Satan or God, Heaven or Hell, but since Satan is representation for sin by many, and Satanists see sin as our natural behavior and nature, we use Satan as the godhead..

Satan in Hebrew means one to question, to oppose and we see ourselves as the questioners of spirituality..

[JoeMC7]

@Ying123Yang1 So... Satan is your God! You just said it! Not the brightest choice, by far.

[Ying123Yang1]

@JoeMC7 Hmmmm.. Sometimes no matter how much you explain something to someone, they will never understand.. So why even try to expand their ignorant little minds, right? :)

[JoeMC7]

@Ying123Yang1 Oh you explained it well enough, I just don't buy it.

[Ying123Yang1]

@JoeMC7 That's perfectly fine.. Doesn't mean you can contort other people's beliefs.. What if I took a few scriptures out of the Bible which condones rape, slavery and murder and said that Christians like to do all of the three.. I would be wrong, right? And I would educate yourself on things you wish to judge before doing so, this is the best way to avoid stupidity.. You you don't "buy" that man should worship himself and be his own God and do what makes him happy? You like being a slave? :)

[JoeMC7]

@Ying123Yang1 Seems like someone's getting a little carried away... and you shouldn't take things out of context, or try to guess what you think I might believe. There are lots of things you shouldn't do here. End of conversation. Period.

[Ying123Yang1]

@JoeMC7 Shouldn't have opened your mouth.. Cya :)

[MisstressMourtisha]

hahahahahaha  fuckers

[akudal964]

fucking Metal \,,/ haha

[1972davidprichard]

get a life man

[datsunmadman]

LAME

[JadScout]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that girl is satanic she is so ugly hahahaha get a life ;)

[TheDMM]

give me that book that u call it satanic bible so i could make shit on it :)

[Mr517519]

I am a Christian, as a Christian I liked the video and the skit you all done. I was real young and messed with a boad and the piece moved by itself and the room turned cold. After a while we broked the boad and threw it in the trash. I felt scard of it. I am proud to say that I changed my life and that I love God and Jesus. Messing with things that are from God or Jesus is not right. You can pay the price for believing in demons by sharing forever with them in a place called Hell. God Bless...

[CBRacingInc]

@theantichrist09 your claiming to be a satanist but obviously know nothing of satanism. It's just assanine . . You must just like the sound of calling yourself a satanist, you think it sounds "cool" huh. I wish every user was required to have a picture of themselves, it'd be much easier to detect bullshit, also the adolescents and ignorant adults couldn't hide behind keyboards.

[devilsaddendum]

I have 2 copies of that book (one is mine, one is my wife's). Nothing happens if you read it, except possibly... SATAN WILL EAT YOUR EYES! (?) :D

[power03pg1]

hahah thats wht you get for playin with the satan bible.. see satan is a bad thing (not gonna say person cause im not sure what he is )

[iskateandbake135]

hes halfway into it and his response to the question "who is on the back of it?" is "this guy"

[NoLifeSketh]

LOL...... Um.... Okay..? That was awesome... How about UNPLUGGING the t.v? Wait,better yet,stepping on BOTH bibles. Cause i dont believe in either one. -_- Satan likes flame so much,set his bible on fire. That solves it.

[GreyTyrant]

@NoLifeSketh No book deserves to be set on fire, that's just mean :(

[ashesinthewax]

Cool story, bro. Would've been better with vampires and something on fire.

[bass109]

Jesus christ have mercy on these brothers, jesus christ carry them to heaven

[FaustTeufel]

@bass109 Uhg, another bible thumper.

[keisuke185]

hahaha

[theantichrist09]

check out the documentary up there,,,lol it might help u understand

[theantichrist09]

no offense these r sum of my views, not meant to offend just to help ppl understand

[theantichrist09]

ur church keeps u in fear so u will obey authority,mine on the other hand lets me indulge in everything i would like while i am living the only life i get,, therefor enjoy n indulge while u r here, i am one of the only real satanists u will bump into considering my religion is feared or hated because of ignorance,,, lol plzzz feel free to ask any serious ?'s u may have,, Q&A : sorry but, no, we r not "evil" ,no, there is no god,no there is no devil, no, there is no after life

[theantichrist09]

lmao, acidjolly69 seems to b the only 1 with any sense,lol idk wtf happened to ur surround system or if ur cd started skippin but there is absolutely nuthin evil or to b feared about the satanic bible, IT IS JUST A BOOK,a very well written one,a "normal"man wrote it.the only thing u have to fear about it,is that it may open ur eyes a lil wider then ur church lets u open them,

[skiracer110]

ha ha I love how you are like 40 yr old men at home reading the satanic bible and playin call of dut or whatever. Ha Ha your awesome. Most ppl dont have to curage to be yourself :) u rock

[blackerthanebony100]

Yeah, I record my friend's girlfriend playing Killzone every weekind. This is totally real.

[Mracabred]

There is no Nightwish song in your video and there is no Nightwish song called Gatekeeper, dude

[acidjolly69]

Yes, please don't play with The Satanic bible as it might open you're eyes to the hipocracy and lies that is the christian church (or any other religion for that matter!!) This video is sooooo retarted!!!

[moode004]

"I go to church every fucking day." Great line.

[i5itint3ll3ct]

Wow, this day will never be the same after the joke of this video, its not even convincing acting.

[666iheartjesus]

lolololololol fake as balls

[spiceone20]

fake but creepy

[drizzleDC]

LOL YOU IDIOTS THE GAME STUCK

( IM NOT THAT SURE )

BUT ANYWAY DONT FUCK WITH SATANIC BIBLE....

[Reneelawrence666]

See, now people thats what happens when you dont clean your ps2 discs!!

..They skip =]

[mercifulkyle]

if you actually read the book you wouldn't be scared

[evilisbliss]

@mercifulkyle great read, isn't it?

[hearrtsodarrk]

Wow, this was a pretty good skit. At least I'd hope its an act because if not you all need to grow some balls, stay in school and perhaps seek some therapy lol. But if it was a joke ignore the smartass remark. =)

[Hizokua]

You know what i just finshed watching another video Where 2 guys are playing killzone on ps2 and it fucks up and starts making Demon Sounds and shit soo......Glitch Much?

[Hizokua]

@Hizokua LOL!!! NVM sorry guys i just noticed its your vid rofl!

[lukaszsobieski]

@birdman869 all key ????

[RadioHomicide666]

staged and bi-curious

[MrVandesal2]

Hay can u send me a copy of the part u just read?? Btw nice vid

[danielradclifisaslut]

This is an atheist satanic bible. Nothing would happen at all if you fucked with it. Neither anything would happen if you fucked with a book decicated to that being christians believe in called satan.

[starsonwild]

lol this is funny, im a satanist myself so can tell you right now that would not happen. Man but its a funny video nothen the less.

[starsonwild]

lol this is funny, im a satanist myself so can tell you right now that would not happen, but hey it was a funny joke you guys did.

[connorgow]

That was actually pretty good, the girl's acting could've been better though.

[Scruffalufaguss]

Your acting is bad and you should feel bad.

"...whut did yew eediuts do?"

[dmcdow6]

I farted in my hand

[justasilly1]

hoax or not, there was one time my college roommate took home a print out of the baphomet. she said she was thinking about becoming a satanist. i told her to stop the joke and burn the paper with the image. she refused and said that she's seriously considering it. so i told her whatever but keep the drawings in a drawer or something. she refused again. and as i reached to the papers to put it away, the lights went out, ashtray fell and the carpet burned half.. she was injured.. @_@

[TheSilentPrincess]

@justasilly1 People always make the stupid mistake of burning things. NEVER burn them, burning only releases the energy and makes things worse. Take some advice people from someone who has experienced this crap first hand. You NEVER burn evil items! Always BURY them someplace sacred like a church or somewhere the ground has been consecrated and not on your own property.

[Tilara]

@TheSilentPrincess I have never heard of burning these items, a friend i knew purchased a mirror that caused stuff to start flying around his room and his bed to shake, he went back to the garage sale house and found out the previous owner used to do crazy rituals with the mirror, so he broke it up and threw it in the dumpster.

[TheSilentPrincess]

@Tilara Breaking it up and throwing it out was a good choice :)

[telo54]

@TheSilentPrincess jus burn the satanic bible its a tosser

[meb72397]

lol u said "im not doing anything im just sitting here" haha u were standing lol. . .i just find that funny

[ThreeDaysKoRn]

If a chair does get up and slap you im guessing your to big and fat for it or you fart to much. But is this vid real?

[shoes1922]

fuck a satanic bible! what will it do?

u people always think the spirits gonna make inanimate objects eat ya face!

or the chair gonna get up and slap u!

if the chair does get up and slap u, i dont think the devil had nothing to do with it!

[midnightguild]

@shoes1922 LOL that was a great Comment.. Thank you so much for that, I need a good laugh today.. Oh & BTW just to answer your first question, if you fucked a bible it would most likely chafe you stuff.. Or at lease cause some major irritation.. :-) Mark

[shoes1922]

i didnt inquire bout the results of bible fucking!

But thank u 4 ya opinion!

[midnightguild]

@shoes1922 Yes you did actually. Your first sentence in your first comment was, “fuck a satanic bible! what will it do?” .... I’m just saying..

[shoes1922]

@midnightguild

Really?

Would i be wrong to tell u to get a life?

[MrStrictlyStock]

@shoes1922 You firstly need to develop a life yourself before issuing admonitions to others to attain such.

[ARakaLordBrilliant]

@midnightguild So you made a movie to show what? I noticed you had credits at the end or was that actually real time you just decided to pick up a camera and tape shit not being funny. I was actually just curious. Did that game kill zone actually freeze up and those voices stuttering were coming from the game?

[SteinUndStahl666]

@shoes1922

LMAO!

I love stupid people, they're so entertaining

[shoes1922]

ya mammy!

[jakehjk3]

@shoes1922 your ignorance on the importance of this matter shows.

[shoes1922]

@jakehjk3 and to yo dumb ass explain your genius on the subject then?

i know stupid peopel exist, and weak souls exist, but i dotn blame it on teh devil I blame it on the weak soul who thought it was cool to follow!

I didnt blame Osama for all the wicked shit he did, I blamed it on the lost and weak souls who couldnt simply use their human brain to figure out that was evil, period!

But im waitin on to defend the devil and his followers! So make me scared if u can!

[jakehjk3]

@shoes1922 My dumb ass has more knowledge in my little pinky finger nail than you do all together shoes. Where do you think evil comes from & who do you think evil clings too? I can guarentee you that evil lurks on those willing! If they are lost souls- they are lost for a reason!! Make you scared? What are you talking about? Truth isn't supposed to be scary but enlighten you.. Your unwillingness to learn & lack of true knowledge is the only thing that is scary.

[shoes1922]

@jakehjk3 evil clings to lost souls like u! dont make excuses for stupidity! lost souls are lost for what reason, other than wanting to be not a GOD follower?

I guess u believe in the illuminati too hu?

A child who grew up with two dope dealing parents can find GOD if they wanted to! U have to let satan in, he cannot kick the doors to your soul down! u have to invite him, or leave your souls doors open, and that is the weakness for not being able to see it!

[jakehjk3]

@shoes1922 Where did I state that a child with 2 dope dealing parents couldn't find God? I didn't state that at all.. Are you even reading and comprehending what you are reading or saying or are you typing just to type and be hateful and rude?? You are right- people DO have to let Satan in- I AGREE WITH YOU.

[shoes1922]

@jakehjk3 well, u called me ignorant first, when i said fuck a satanic bible, so that is why u got the foul mouthed comeback!

The Golden rule still lives my friend!

u disrespect me i dont have to know u, i wil give it back the way it came at me!!

GOOD LUCK!!

[jakehjk3]

@shoes1922 I apologize for calling you ignorant first, I can admit when I am wrong. I should have tried to understand why you were using such a foul word "fuck" in the first place. You might get "nicer" answers and people willing to understand better if the "tone" was a little different. So again, my apology for taking an offense to your cursing.

[jakehjk3]

@shoes1922 I'm impressed that you are smart enough to go to my page and read what I'm into- so why are you asking if you already know ROFL!!! Ehh, but to answer you- I don't know if I really believe in the illuminati- just something I have studied- just so you know- you already knew since you scoped my page- so why ask really- anyone who reads your posts will know what evil clings too- your bad language and hateful attitude will get you NO where.. good luck with that :) have a lovely day

[shoes1922]

@jakehjk3 really?

Id rather curse than be evil anyday!

Humans made cuss words! u keep believing that following humans gonna get u to the promised land!

u gon be in hell wit em talkin bout "i didnt know u were taking me here"!

U called me ignorant first! i just asked what can a satanic bible do to me!

i was just asking a question and u came with disrespect!

We both human, u aint capable of nothing that i aint capable of! for instance, disrespect!

[jakehjk3]

@shoes1922 Again Shoes, don't jump to conclusions. I def don't believe that humans will get anyone to the promise land. Again, I will apologize for calling you ignorant. The "fuck" part in your first reply "threw" me. & I will once again state that your language had me "floored". So again, I do apologize for the "ignorant" statement. My bad!! - i can admit my mistake. You have a lot of knowledge and people would be more willing to listen and understand you if the bad language wasn't present.

[shoes1922]

@jakehjk3 My mistake of inserting "fuck" in the same sentence with "satanic bible"!

if u respect it to that point, i definately did not mean to disrespect ur sacred book!

GODspeed to u! or Devilspeed? or just goodspeed?

i have a sense of humor too!

[jakehjk3]

@shoes1922 :) godspeed is better shoes lol :)

[seraphiel161]

satanists dont worship satan...stupid

[midnightguild]

@seraphiel161 guys with nothing to do at 3am don't care.... stupid

[Lightray3]

@seraphiel161 Ohhh yes they are!

[Omgsome1just]

@seraphiel161 well wikipedia says that some do, just cuz there not the aven LY dude's satanist ways doesnt mean that there arent differnet satanists

[rdknight6]

@seraphiel161 At the highest levels they do, you peon! lol you really don't know do you?

[SpeakerHead]

Haha!! You got one!

[AngraMainyu7]

RETARDED

[DDKnife6]

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!! oh my GOD this was ridiculous. kept me entertained though, props for that. u_u

[Frankensteinstudios]

So Satan possessed the television, or you had a glitch with the game in PlayStation. XD

I thought the grand prince of darkness would be a little more intimidating, maybe it was just one of Satan's errand boys.

[Tilara]

@Frankensteinstudios when I stayed at the circus circus one year our tv just started flipping channels so we turned it off and it kept coming on on its own so we unplugged it and it still kept turning on and flipping channels then would shut off. It was a group of us in the room and we had never witnessed anything like that before.

[souldev69]

LOL wat a pussy

[robert42ism]

I believe in god and only god

[TheThrifty1]

a sad attempt

[dmanslovesCOB]

People get your facts straight the satanic bible by anton levey has ZERO to do with lucifer he preaches individuality and things of that nature he is the founder of the church of Satan and the first step to joing this church is to be an atheist

[sweetappletits]

omg its a girl playin haha ..thought it was a dude :o

[greenghost2008]

reading the satanic bible cause fat goth chicks to apear

[solidfox000]

disrespect to the fucking keys WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU`

and this video is fucking stupid

[coldflame510]

omg i hate thewhen people swaer

[womensman87]

Hail Satan He has brought light and knowledge to the human race. See w w w . j o y o f s a t a n . c o m

[IMthere4you1]

@womensman87 i brought darkness in mine

[solidfox000]

@womensman87  agree

[IMthere4you1]

fuck your god! he is a rejected fucker!

[IMthere4you1]

wdf is that a fucking chant. wtf!

[IMthere4you1]

i always wanted to read it. just curosity. but you know what they always say......and i will never fallow lucifer.

[satanfuksgodintheass]

ahah, the ignorance that comes from you christians is truly pathetic

[forsomereasonIhateu]

Satanic Bible? Thats like saying a straight democrat. Friggin piece of worthless shit. None of what is written in theree has ever come true. I bet every mall satanist has picked up this book from Hot Topic thinking they gain some power.Makes about as much sense as some raghead blowing up some building for 100 virgins. What an asshole you cant even find 100 virgins.

Satan can lick my cock he is some weak piece of shit even the Jonas Brothers could kick his ass.

[ryankuisti]

what kinda christian says fuck every other word?

[IntwatPapsmir]

What is the fucking point to this cheesy, amateur bullshit?

This was SO fucking lame.

Your acting was as convincing as pro wrestlers on WWE, which the female looked like she's packing on the pounds to be.

I did like the "I go to church every day" crap.

It clarified what a LOSER the uploader must be.

[midnightguild]

@ IntwatPapsmir Lol,, what a little bitch. Shut up crybaby.

[IntwatPapsmir]

Crybaby? The last crying I heard was when I FUCKED YOUR LITTLE SISTER and your mom wept with jealousy.

Fuck your cheesy gayboy biblethumping bullshit, fuck your jesus, fuck your god, fuck your desperate little "we have to win points for our god" way of thinking and lame way of life. Stop masturbating when your biblefiends leave your shitty apartment and go get LAID for shit's sake.

You are moron little wimp loser, and you're on the road to a life of self-denial of pleasure & joy of evil.

[midnightguild]

@ IntwatPapsmir  ROFL,, Like I said Crybaby.. I love how you TRY to sound tough by overusing the slang. And the funniest thing is that you think it offends me.. LOL the truth is that I am loving this. With every response your making my comment count go up, plus you added one more view to my view count. Thanks.. Oh by the way,, I dont have a little sister.. So whoevers little girl you raped will be after you, you self admitted little PEDOFILE..

[IntwatPapsmir]

Took a vacation, got home & checked messages, and found that you're still trying to pretend your goody-two-shoes-nerdboy life actually matters?

You are SUCH a smarmy little geek moron! If you're SO fucking desperate for your "comment count" to increase, then I'm glad I could help. I assume that is what you use to try and get your little penis hard so that you can jack off when your bitches/sheep leave bible study.

Lastly, it's spelled PEDOPHILE; and it's not rape, because she said "yes."

[IMthere4you1]

@IntwatPapsmir you talk too much

[Boodakon]

That's some poor film making...who's that gonna scare, a 6yr old? and the best part, "i got to church every week" then later.."i'm gettin the fuck out of here". some comedy there.

[God670]

this is funny

[MrJasonBkn]

hahahahah bullshit

[jeremy45856]

said he goes to church everyday ...lol what ever

[midnightguild]

lol

[midnightguild]

yulp

[Utoo411336]

LMAO this shit is so fake!! Cool video though, I wish creepy things like that would happen to me and my friends. That guy on the couch is so monotoned!! show a little enthusiasm

[midnightguild]

lol,, yes it was fake.. if you get a chance watch the vid in the Video Responses..

[holyhell111]

all burn in hell he wants your soul

[midnightguild]

EASY there killer,, you'll be ok..

[123asiasau]

airforcerotc19 chill bro fuk illuminattti bro!!

[ck44052]

Goofing or not, these guys are not Christians.