Cassetteboy Vs The Only Way Is Essex

[iKyyLe]

143 people dislike the video. Am I doing it right?

[Jordan4601]

essex in two and a half minutes

[SplendidDevilNG]

I can't laugh at this, they already sound too stupid to compare.

[JamesGod08]

The dumbing down of western civilisation is well underway. Incredible.

[mrfallout261]

Damn it, feel, more stupider before then, ugh!

[MythicalSkull13]

That's not even funny. That's how they actually are!

[soonnic]

lazy gaga

[CBarker2k10]

143 people just had every past, present and future episode ruined in 2 and an half minutes. It saddens me that they intended to watch it.

[pikuorguk]

You know... I think I've just become more stupid by watching that.

[saturn6962]

TOWIE summed up, every plot story, every conversation, every phone call and every funny thing that would be shown in past and future episode. All in just 2.5 min, feel free to spend days of your life watching something worth your time!

[shieldzyLlanbedr]

143 people actually watch the only way is essex



[adster700]

at least when cassetteboy does it it's a tiny bit more watchable than the real thing

[hamy94]

this was nice :P

[clare092]

twitter/clare092

[fuckisnathan]

lady gaga

[xxPaperLanternsxx]

The phone calls are the best

[ustickx]

sigh...this is really nice

[weareskaters]

This is just what I see when I watch the show......

[trialsted]

@theweirdindustries all very well saying that but their work is normally funny and ingenious and this was shit.

[ResiliantRyan]

Watching this, I just felt myself drop a few IQ points...

[MightyandVal]

I often like to call people now, ask them how they're doing and just hang up :)

[trialsted]

Cassetteboy didn't do that.

[TheWeirdIndustries]

@trialsted read the description...

[016pinkgirl]

Thick as shit, practically brain dead

[mebethan]

"Hi Amy it's Lauren calling, Hi Lauren you alright hunny? See you later."

[SikhTank]

LADY GAGA loll!!

[GoldenBull36]

I'm embarrassed being from this place

[charlsky1000]

@GoldenBull36 me too....

[johnnyboy3600]

I would get a fucking machine gun and shoot every single orange faced, fake boobed, annoying voiced twats on the fucking set. I fucking hate these people. So annoying. How does looking like a Tango man look good??...

[AxeLyO100]

this is exactly like the show

[MrBaldwig]

This is weak, Cassetteboy's own stuff is much better.

[neversaygrace]

'lauren, alright mark, you alright, bye, alright babe bye'

[TheSteadicam]

'Hello, Hi, See you later, bye''

[whotaughtyou]

CHECK HIS HEAD

[whotaughtyou]

WHAT QUEEN OF PAKISTAN DONT SPEAK ENGLISH NOW

[whotaughtyou]

UMA THURMAN DIFFICULT

[whotaughtyou]

PROBLEM

[CaptainJones32]

I thought cassetteboy edited things

[TeifiValley123]

@CaptainJones32 classic

[pennypacker93]

please flush these twats down the toilet.....this just goes to show state of the world with all this scripted fake reality crap..get a life! (one of your own)

[dancecaptain2804]

ive met harry hes adorable and so nice

[wtfsob123456]

OMG! British Jersey Shore!!!! XD HAAHAHAHAHAHA!s

[pennypacker93]

@wtfsob123456 OMG SPT BDM SBC cut price "The Hills"

[fadams22]

NANNY PAT!! haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa what a ledge

[hopkinswill15]

fucking shit

[Xapple09]

Av a look at the clips you weren't mean to see on my channel before itv take it off

[foxmakeba]

Cassetteboy;

You are now going to hell.

That is all.

[Greataardvark]

These people are special.

[d4v3y01]

I think this video just illustrates how limited the dialogue is

[Professor6871]

@d4v3y01 or their vocabulary.

[WTM91X]

Oh dear god i live in Essex this is not right -.-

...

idiots ¬¬

[ExtremeAnalDischarge]

What is the name of the girl at 2:09, please?

[InsaneMentalist]

*starts murdering everybody around Left 4 Dead 2 style: Machete and M60* It will all be over soon, you poor infected cretins.

[Professor6871]

'Its so good to watch the news. Its such an achievement.'

[KidOblivion]

Didn't know the UK had their own version of Jersey Shore. *Sigh*

[MAM180]

@KidOblivion I don't want to live on this planet anymore!

[Professor6871]

@MAM180 I know I have the same feeling after I've watched this.

[MAM180]

@Professor6871 Though we might have hope, Kepler-22b.

[Maria29493]

Nice to know that the U.S. is not the only country capable of making crap T.V.

[MAM180]

@Maria29493 I don't think that's a good thing. Now there is crap, crap everywhere!... And the problem is that we've idolized the U.S. tv for too long. Yes, the 90's and 80's cartoons where amazing, but something happened that they decided to change from them to "reality tv", the rest is thanks to MTV.

[Professor6871]

@Maria29493 yeah were learning from them.

[6008735rd]

Good old slags and hoes.

[MacDacpl]

Well ....The only way is Essex !

[teenloveCC]

Why so much makeup?



[Professor6871]

@teenloveCC Because their scrubbers and dimwits...

[mageroel]

@Professor6871 Irony in its purest form.

[Peachbubblegum2468]

may i just point out that not everyone in Essex is like this, but a sad majority are!

[Professor6871]

@Peachbubblegum2468 It must be awful there being a minority.

[Franksy8]

essex cunts!

[mrguywithacam]

Even an "arrow in my knee" joke would improve this

[1Superchops]

I love how this remix emphasises how shit this show is. Nice one Casette.

Also I may well remix this remix

[BigWilki123321]

That girl in pink at the start would get pounded for days.

[LukeGriffths121]

Don't you just wish they would die?

[Professor6871]

@LukeGriffths121 Don't bring my hopes up.

[eclectica1]

This vid proves the fact that you really cannot polish a turd.

[Themuffinman5466]

How does it feel like to be from Essex with a show like this?

[PS3simpj]

hi you alright?

yeah i'm alright.

ok bye then.

byee.

[Joe898100]

The phone calls :D

[DimentioRMcK]

This isn't his best work, but making this show look even worse is like trying to force something through rock bottom.

[THEKAZA117]

so essex xD

[lewisw1231]

well i think mark was brave going on im a celbrity and im a flipping essex girl

[Professor6871]

This one hasn't been edited it can't be.

[Professor6871]

I think the screening of obviously retarded people is in very poor taste indeed.

[lewisw1231]

this video is kinda good mark went on im a celbrity brave i would never

[huggie28]

@lewisw1231 - How is going on 'I'm A Celeb' brave?

[Professor6871]

@BenIjmanbreeg33 agree with you the very thought that people can sit in front of their TVs screens of an evening, and watch this mind blowing crap really depresses me. We're are not just becoming a nation of the poor, the drugged out and the pissed, were also becoming idiots as well. Illiteracy and stupidity is becoming endemic in the UK and this programme reinforces that.

Professor6871 1 sec ago

[nfitzgerald74]

@Professor6871 Just how David Cameron wants us...........

[Professor6871]

@nfitzgerald74 Well his succeeding isn't it he?

[AMAZINGdancingBEARS]

The phone calls are brilliant man hahahaaaaa

[thelitmuskid]

Cassetteboy, you sell out..this is shit!

[CiaranDUK]

@thelitmuskid It's great... O_o

[frederickcosa]

@thelitmuskid He's just trying to outline how fucking stupid the people on TOWIE are..

[magejamiej]

anyone pause at 1:01 ?

[TheHotcrumbs]

HOW DID I GET ERE , Y DO PEOPLE WATCH THIS CRAP THERE GETTING PAID AND YOUR NOT

[boyoftheting1]

football players,bankers,pop stars,actors,politicians and these cunts...........

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

The fact that this show is even on the air, and enough people watch it, to keep it going, really does show, just how dumb our nation is getting. Absolutely pathetic.

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

@Professor6871 The goverment and media want people to be stupid. It seems to be working. Anyone who watches this must've been on Jeremy Kyle at least once. People who watch it must have air inside their skulls. I wonder how many decent programmes have been rejected in favour of this tripe.

[Professor6871]

@BENJIMANBREEG33 Yeah I agree that's the most depressing thing that somebody watches this. The decline of Britain writ large this.

[Professor6871]

and551 good idea there. I suggest you write to your MP about it.

[Professor6871]

Its getting ridiculous when you have one of these dump fucks going on the one of these celeb reality shows now in the jungle. Scrapping the barral comes to mind.

[ChezDahFringe]

Wow, I'm from Essex and these people are ridiculous! :'D

[NSACLAN]

This show is fucking shit.

Deserves to be destroyed. Nobody in Essex is like this.

[weatherallc05]

they leave themselves open to pisstakes

[artofthewhitevanman]

Fuck me that was like some cunt rubbing his arse on my ears!

[mark150761]

They make me proud to be an essex girl!!

[robthemetalhead30]

People who star in this shit and people who watch this should be fucking executed and fed to each other. Programme's like this is the reason why most of the worlds people are complete utter cunts, as they watch it.

[PeasantofMercia]

@robthemetalhead30 how nice of you to reinforce the elitist bigoted stereotype of the metalhead.

[robthemetalhead30]

@PeasantofMercia Nah i find even most metalheads are bastards too, it's just this kind of programme is just terrible.

[PeasantofMercia]

@robthemetalhead30 yes i agree, it's not just this program though, tv and uk culture is pretty fucked up atm, the end of world is nearing though so it's all good.

[georgespurs123]

OH MY GOD!, OH SHUT UP!!. Essex sluts!!, who gives a shit about them!

[CoolBlokeAndABit]

That is some horrific looking bread pudding. Come on Mark's nan, make an effort.

[Professor6871]

I think living in Essesx should be made a prison sentence.

[Professor6871]

@Professor6871 I redo my sentence with it is a prison sentence living there.

[ToyChestt]

"Hello"

"Hi Ames, it's Lauren Calling"

"Hi Lauren, y'alright honey?"

"See you later!"

[adeyjames]

lol what a bunch of cunts

[Jordannadroj20]

Chatting up a few girls

chatting up a few geezers

I'll chat up a geezer XD

[callofnooby]

"Hello babe"

"alright see ya"

[donoghue1987]

is it just me or is that bread pudding burnt to a crisp?

[ThinkingAgent12]

essex is the dumbest place in england.

[georgespurs123]

You got big tits, big ones.

[Professor6871]

@georgespurs123 But a really really small brain.

[TheHostileChicken]

"This geezer must be dumb or someink!"

[ALfaDuB101]

nice lookin brainless twats!!

[HowJovial]

@alexx400 As someone from essex, all I have to say is: go for it.

[TheRambomaster]

Lame show, very boring and i can't stand woman who speak really common like katie price. Complete turn off!!! Series 3 is just pants!

[EddLineUnderscoreOne]

Oh sha-aap.

[silentdeadly25]

0.18 did he say fuck lauren?

[ToyChestt]

"Alright Lauren!"

"Alright Mark"

"Alright?"

"Bye"

"Alright babe bye!"

[georgespurs123]

This is a bad reputation channel, poxy programme stick it up your ass

[jackmn22]

...what essex is actually like

[sicklegs123]

Amy - "Oh My God I've just uploaded it."

Everyone else - "Errr!"

I wonder what they eas watching...lol

[Eveoman]

SO DRUNK.

[sacklet23]

Haha I'm from Essex and we take the piss out of this show :')

[ukOxYgen]

@sacklet23 and we take the piss out of you :')

[sacklet23]

@ukOxYgen thats out of orda. lol jk.

[thagrammarnazi]

@sacklet23 Christ I wish the people here in sunderland did, well at least the idiots I go to school with.

[RectulThreat]

cassetteboy is great. where can i find moar of him!

[nazmdeh]

@RectulThreat Youtube maybe....just a wild guess

[RectulThreat]

@nazmdeh

no, it only has the comedy stuff. not the music he did 10 years ago.

there was one with dogs barking to trumpets LOL

[Professor6871]

@RectulThreat Try watching the Apprentice of his or the Dragon's Den there both really hilarious.

[RectulThreat]

@Professor6871

Yeah i saw them already, they are good. But not a patch on the cd i had. 1 hour of the most batshit crazy remixes LLOLL

[smellyskunksence]

No Good Hudrats

[bigmoslim]

search - REALLY HAIRY MAN VAJAZZLES HIMSELF

OR type in...  /watch?v=lycKmDgqeoA

[MrPeterLunn]

The phone conversations are the best part in my opinion.

[AwkwardTurtle002]

Oh I love the deep phone conversations;

"Hiya, you all right?"

"Yeah"

"Talk to you later"

[pcgamer010]

everyone on this show is such a twat. rofl

[septentrionale]

It's British Jersey!

[SweetMintPie555]

@septentrionale no not at all, it's staged and follows story lines, there is geordie shore which is meant to be like jersey shore but it was rubbish with little substance.

[DizzeeS15]

all i can say is give me all the girls and kill the men lol

[iamdb1990]

holy shit, if that's just the highlights, i'm glad i've never seen it, how do people find the real thing good? dumb people with annoying accents (also, similar sounding regardless of man or woman)

[itsbigmouthB]

1:54 I couldnt stop laughing! :L

[and551]

Iv got an idea 2 the full prisons situation which is build a wall round essex

[alexx400]

Dear MoD

Please can you fence off essex from the rest of the uk for use as a training ground and for testing biological and chemical weapons.

Yours truly

The rest of the UK

[ShutUpYourUgly1]

@alexx400 no its yours and a few others opinions....

[novorol94]

@alexx400 fuck off you cunt

[novorol94]

@alexx400 f - off you C**T

[Littlemoviestudio]

@alexx400

Or please just shoot the actors and producers of this show.

Yours truly

An essex man with Intelligence

[gentlegiant80]

@alexx400

I hate this as much as you and live in essex. We're not all this dumb and cliche and just generally horrible.

[rebelyelleasyrider]

@alexx400 This isnt actually in Essex. Its more in London, close to me infact. If this plan has to fence me in and kill me for the sake of killing these twats, you have my permission.

[Professor6871]

@rebelyelleasyrider I'd move if I was you.

[mlm21591]

@alexx400

Dear rest of the UK,

Do you really believe that people in Essex are like this? These people actually escaped from Colchester Zoo...

Yours Truly,

Normal Essex Folk

[CiaranDUK]

@mlm21591 Oh shaaaa'upppp, we know the truth. :P

Yours Truly,

UK <3

[R88CE]

@mlm21591 ... Amen brother! But Colchester? Thats abit upper class, I was thinking Pitsea Zoo before it was shut down :/

[SomebodyLS]

@mlm21591 I know, I feel sorry for the rest of you lol!

[steveOo0o]

@alexx400 Essex needs to be it's own country! :D