You should do more videos of just characters like Fred or Hank walking around like that. Very emotional and amazing. It shows the full sexuality of human ears.
Am I glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered! We're out here!
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I JUST remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?
Poor Freddie. Ever since he saw Shaggy having sex with Scooby Doo, he's been reminded of the incident every time he sees Shaggy having sex with Scooby Doo :(
@slayer2230 The link to the song is in the description box. I'm seriously questioning the point of the description box at this point considering that people are too fucking ignorant to take a look at it in order to harness all the information given about the video.
When I'm walking and there's a door I'll be like "watch me swooce right in" then jump into the door. I haven't mastered the skill of swop ing yet though.
I finally get it: Skooks is not a dog at all, but an ancient demon from Hell who chose the dog as his mortal form on Earth after being banished from Hell for trying to overthrow Satan. He was then found severely wounded from said banishment by a group of sociopaths, known only as the Mystery Gang due to the mysterious nature of their mentalities, and nursed back to health. Skooks, grateful to them for saving his life, repays them by accompanying them on their misadventures, helping when needed.
@KnoxCarbon In addition: "However, he must wear faux eye contacts to conceal his rage seething green eyes that in which revealed, makes him turn into his Jekyll-esque counterpart that makes him utter an ominous seance that summons demons to manifest into his veins."
@KnoxCarbon You forgot to mention that Skooks also chose Shaggy to be his sexual partner and as a form of gratitude, Skooks empowered Shaggy with the power of the Swooce, a reality warping ability brought out through the consumption of demon seed that allows you to alter space and time in a manner not dissimilar to Deus Ex Machina.
This part of the story focuses on Fred, the leader of the team, who has recently been experiencing reoccurring nightmares. His mind is subconsciously revealing to him the dark nature of Shaggy, something that Fred can't deal with. So, he turns to marijuana and the malt shop to relax. However, even then, Shaggy refuses to stop his destructive, perverted behavior, in and out of the malt shop. But, when Fred and the gang are trapped, and saved by Shaggy, Fred forgives his friend's behavior, for now
Of course. Fred loves Shaggy, but can't stand his perverted and destructive behavior. At first, Fred thought Shaggy would be just a one night stand (rape). But Fred soon fell in love with Shaggy. And after that, Fred slowly learned that Shaggy was not the man he thought he was.
I use the term "swooce" all the time anymore, like to describe any entry or forward motion. I'll be driving and there will be a sharp turn and I'll say "watch me swooce right in!"
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen in out here and that we're in there and I JUST REMEMBERED, we're out here. What I want to know is where's the caveman?
You should do more videos of just characters like Fred or Hank walking around like that. Very emotional and amazing. It shows the full sexuality of human ears.
aDinoSupremacist 21 hours ago
What's the song that plays when the Cave man is floating in the water?
danmk89 22 hours ago
What's the music at 4:36? Lucky fer you! Hot dogs? Wha-...wha-RERERER
OddVacado 22 hours ago
Did anyone else notice if you rearrange the video URL, you get "U R A Jesus 0y0"
Jigwally 1 day ago
Swoonce
skudzer1985 1 day ago
After watching this, I think I have to ask god to fug me.
LockNLoL4472 1 day ago
The caveman part killed me. I hope you make more of these
Yvgeny42 1 day ago
I'll take it
ksNanoSquid 1 day ago
Moar skook!!!!
TheR3DAnimator 1 day ago
"lets go to the malt shop" newest meme
Plokijuh1229 2 days ago
i demand King of the Hill ytp''s in this style lol
SWGmovies 3 days ago
IT'S NO USE!
FinallyEditing 3 days ago
mmmm you bet!
TheSeveredArm 3 days ago
lucky for you im a fish lover
iPhonemod702 3 days ago
Dayum, you guys need to learn how to read descriptions.
He gave credit to everything, including the intro song.
Which I am very much grateful for. Because not a lot of YTPers do that.
Shipoopiism 3 days ago
Catologued in and israel and theres only one got no let's have little!
NeonShep 3 days ago
we want her ass!
mmm you bet!
evilperson3596 3 days ago
whats the song in the beginning?
Senseilargol337 4 days ago
Intro music? :3
PkFireAlpha 4 days ago
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TheInstantClassic1 4 days ago
@PkFireAlpha think it's a rock version of "City of Ancients" from Final Fantasy VII
TheInstantClassic1 4 days ago
1:16 made my day so damn much.
Shaggy just summed up my life.
Shipoopiism 4 days ago
2x speed forthewin
PENGUINLOLARMY 4 days ago
SWOOSE
PENGUINLOLARMY 5 days ago
with a pickle on top
DaPaRappa 5 days ago
what is the golden ass? a magazine, a dvd the hell is it
gta4rulesass 6 days ago
when is the next one coming out
rageman52 1 week ago 19
I lose my shit at the two million year old watchdog.
Gigas0101 1 week ago
that dart gave me my daily dose
DiggyDoggyDog 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Orpheusftw
Go to ga church, and ask gawd to fug you
PENGUINLOLARMY 1 week ago
WHAT THE HELLLLP
NotecardPoetry77 1 week ago
I just realized that Velma must be Morshu's daughter.
"MMM, you bet!"
Cravert477 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Am I glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered! We're out here!
XD
SpeedDragon92 1 week ago
go ask god to fug you
SmashLiXs 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Orpheusftw
@SmashLiXs go fug yourself for stealing my top comment
whatevers31 1 week ago in playlist More videos from Orpheusftw
@whatevers31 huh? you said it first?
SmashLiXs 1 week ago
I have the weirdest boner..
ThriceTroll 1 week ago
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when skooks molested shaggy i lost it! so damn funny
bailey4a4 1 week ago
1:53 to 2:01 is my favorite YTP moment of all time! I'll never be able to walk by a Church without doubling over in laughter now!
JackMcQuack 1 week ago
I'M GONNA SWOOCE RIGHT IT.....SWOOOOCE!....SWOOCE....SHIT! AGHH!
bongeholeboy 1 week ago
this video should had been shooter of the year and not mw3
Kz3andMore 1 week ago
@Kz3andMore i no get it
rogerbee1234567 1 week ago
spider bite! agh! it bit me! XD
TheAsianlover88 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
swoose
travism123456 1 week ago
more skooks! :D
MewManic 2 weeks ago
I can't wait for part 4, then for part 5 of 7!
Gigas0101 2 weeks ago
0:58 So-Duh! (Wreckless Eating reference!)
spindalis79 2 weeks ago
"I wonder where this fat fuck floated in from?"
The13thRobo 2 weeks ago 2
4:28 who was that saying Bitch?
waffleless 2 weeks ago
@waffleless Chad Warden
Sabohaque 2 weeks ago
Nnnu N0 dAet p0p iz bed Kaz Joelbledragon mEAOED et FrissEXt OAUEDN he Btr qooqer dan u Yzu cpPPy Hem Fkcwe Yu
PoopersAhoy 2 weeks ago
I guess an extended definition of the verb Swooce would be to completely ignore the laws of physics.
Resurrectedfantasy 2 weeks ago
I notice a lack of Ep.4....
Thugangsta95 2 weeks ago
what is that song at the beginning
RageQuitForMe 2 weeks ago
I watch every Skooks video at least once per day
Blurillaz 2 weeks ago
@Blurillaz That sounds like a good way to live
CaptMARNEY 1 week ago
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Loved the out-of-the-blue clip from NFBC's The Hockey Sweater. Talk about random!
TheBorealBoy 2 weeks ago
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TheBorealBoy 2 weeks ago
You are a masking GOD
aquason11 2 weeks ago
SWOOCE
grinick 2 weeks ago
Would you make me a Sandwich?....Sorry wrong video.
TiagoAngelelli 2 weeks ago
4:17 "watch us swooce right in!" *BAM* "Swooce!" This is dope damn! :D:D:D:D
hohlkopf12 2 weeks ago
moar skooks plz
HeyBuddyGotALight 2 weeks ago
To the malt shop
And
Mmm u bet
Those are epic
ThePresD 2 weeks ago
SO MUCH WAT?
DarthBlam 3 weeks ago
watch me swooce right in
*SWOOCE!*
Cravert477 3 weeks ago
Lol the spider bite part xD
blondepiratesarecool 3 weeks ago
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I JUST remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is where's the caveman?
ChaChaHancho 3 weeks ago 24
@ChaChaHancho Well he won't be frozen for long we got to get him to the malt shop!
LordKarnage12345 3 days ago
0:01
hazearoundtheworld1 3 weeks ago
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Poor Freddie. Ever since he saw Shaggy having sex with Scooby Doo, he's been reminded of the incident every time he sees Shaggy having sex with Scooby Doo :(
Emidretrauqe 3 weeks ago
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MrSaturn97 3 weeks ago
Whats the music playing in the beginning?
slayer2230 3 weeks ago
@slayer2230 The link to the song is in the description box. I'm seriously questioning the point of the description box at this point considering that people are too fucking ignorant to take a look at it in order to harness all the information given about the video.
MrSaturn97 3 weeks ago
Mmmm, you bet
jared201345 3 weeks ago
skooks 4 revenge of swoose plz
Blurillaz 3 weeks ago 3
IT'S NO USE!
ChidoriX100 3 weeks ago
Can't Wait For Skooks 4! :)
Ninja22XD 3 weeks ago
Swoocing I mean
LandSquirrels 3 weeks ago
When I'm walking and there's a door I'll be like "watch me swooce right in" then jump into the door. I haven't mastered the skill of swop ing yet though.
LandSquirrels 3 weeks ago
2:22 Ah, I get it. Skooks needs his Daily Dose to keep him from turning feral, but he overdosed.
Sjweejee 3 weeks ago
What I want to know is......wheres the caveman?
hellraiser5671 3 weeks ago
ima open a malt shop and name it Galtar and Swooce
3rdEyeSpeaks 3 weeks ago 62
@3rdEyeSpeaks Please do. :3 I'll be happy to go there anyday.
RetroVGN 1 week ago
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3rdEyeSpeaks 3 weeks ago
I finally get it: Skooks is not a dog at all, but an ancient demon from Hell who chose the dog as his mortal form on Earth after being banished from Hell for trying to overthrow Satan. He was then found severely wounded from said banishment by a group of sociopaths, known only as the Mystery Gang due to the mysterious nature of their mentalities, and nursed back to health. Skooks, grateful to them for saving his life, repays them by accompanying them on their misadventures, helping when needed.
KnoxCarbon 3 weeks ago 60
@KnoxCarbon Skooks is a daedra then.
Thedoomdude100 3 weeks ago
@KnoxCarbon In addition: "However, he must wear faux eye contacts to conceal his rage seething green eyes that in which revealed, makes him turn into his Jekyll-esque counterpart that makes him utter an ominous seance that summons demons to manifest into his veins."
RyGuy900 1 week ago
@KnoxCarbon Nah bro Skooks be a fish
AdamRa786 6 days ago
@KnoxCarbon You forgot to mention that Skooks also chose Shaggy to be his sexual partner and as a form of gratitude, Skooks empowered Shaggy with the power of the Swooce, a reality warping ability brought out through the consumption of demon seed that allows you to alter space and time in a manner not dissimilar to Deus Ex Machina.
Ninetails2000 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Ninetails2000 That too.
KnoxCarbon 5 days ago
Eatin' cavemen, like a boss.
KnoxCarbon 3 weeks ago
Orpheus. You are a God among men.
10191927 3 weeks ago
"Watch us SHWOINKS right in" is my new catchphrase.
Jack223344 3 weeks ago
I wonder where this fat fuck floated in from?
RamenKevin 3 weeks ago
@volcomchk1 OMG I saw this stoned!!! BEST THING EVAR!!
killmrmanson 4 weeks ago
whats the song at the beggining called
FLAMMABLETORTOISETFF 4 weeks ago
Moar Skooks please.
StickmanStudiosUK 4 weeks ago
This is totally a stoner video
volcomchk1 4 weeks ago
To the people asking about the song at 4:37
From what I gather, it is a song (based off of) the theme from Wizards and Warriors for the NES.
Unfortunately, the version used here seems to be a remix, and I only found the original. :(
(I absolutely love these videos, Orpheus. Keep up the good work.)
PrettymanX 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Orpheusftw
Watch us Swoos right in! SWOOS!
JustSimplyLego 1 month ago
"We have CUM for the golden ass!" "It belongs to me and you can't have it" "We want the ass" "Mmm you bet!"
Tails41347 1 month ago
We need more Skooks! xD You are best!
Tails41347 1 month ago
SWOOCE!
mccreary8 1 month ago
that pickle at 3:04 looks more like a pepper
gamer6uy 1 month ago
what is the song in the beginning
StalinComrade 1 month ago
"We'll just skweeks right in!"
"SKWEEKS"
mattstanton94 1 month ago
@mattstanton94 *swooce 4:20
robspartan117 1 month ago
Anyone know the name of that tune that plays at 4:36
CaptainKeeta 1 month ago
fred can't always drown his problems at the malt shop.
PolyhedronClock 1 month ago
2:23
Scoob got his daily dose
anonymousppl 1 month ago
THESE ARE FUCKING FANTASTIC
stanzione38 1 month ago
4:00 = amazing.
MorteMcAdaver 1 month ago
3:46 donald duck sighting.
Bauter87 1 month ago
we have cum for the golden ass
ordep409 1 month ago
where can i find that picture at 2:11 ?
bubbly12ish 1 month ago
@bubbly12ish You can find it on this video at 2:11.
RuckaInc 1 month ago
Come inside and let's fuck around.
JashaOffical96 1 month ago
You're way too good at this shit.
the1inb1ue 1 month ago
I Wonder where this fat fuck floated in from 1:03
wldntknow 1 month ago
Who else saw donald duck at 3:46?
ArmEawesome 1 month ago
4:09 Fred's familiar grunting got me.
BurningFist84 1 month ago
Nice alliteration count at 1:05
bubbly12ish 1 month ago 16
quit bitin' me, spida! gah!
DomestikMC 1 month ago
Anyone else notice where Shaggy's hand is at 1:16?
dodo2000107 1 month ago
mmmm you bet
DerpyGamingTV 1 month ago
It's been up for 5 weeks now. Is it still the best video on Youtube? MMM YOU BET
iheartderby 1 month ago
when fred wakes up at 0:55 it looks like it's from aqua teen
Corkoth55 1 month ago
I used to get an arrow to the knee, but then I HEADED TO THE MAAAAALLLLLT SHHHHOOOPPPP
MamaLuigi005 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Orpheusftw
What's the name of the song when Shaggy starts biting Skooks dick?
smuttbullen 1 month ago
lets go to the Malt shop
gmnhock 1 month ago
@gmnhock Let's head for the Malt Shop!
lordgun21 1 month ago
What's the name of the small bit of audio that plays after fred's dream when the caveman is floating in the block of ice in the water?
alphabettios1 1 month ago
Moar
cheesewad68 1 month ago
i JUST say this episode on tv lol
Acecombatgamertwo 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Please tell me there will be a extended mp3 version of "pickle on top"
stonecoldjt07 1 month ago
Lucky for you, I'm a fish lover.
awesomeryde 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
2:10 - I want that picture! Where did you get it?
theitalianbattalion1 1 month ago
This part of the story focuses on Fred, the leader of the team, who has recently been experiencing reoccurring nightmares. His mind is subconsciously revealing to him the dark nature of Shaggy, something that Fred can't deal with. So, he turns to marijuana and the malt shop to relax. However, even then, Shaggy refuses to stop his destructive, perverted behavior, in and out of the malt shop. But, when Fred and the gang are trapped, and saved by Shaggy, Fred forgives his friend's behavior, for now
wizardbaker 1 month ago 92
@wizardbaker
But wasn't Fred going to have intercourse with Shaggy in the last episode?
Rachman1337 1 month ago
@Rachman1337
Of course. Fred loves Shaggy, but can't stand his perverted and destructive behavior. At first, Fred thought Shaggy would be just a one night stand (rape). But Fred soon fell in love with Shaggy. And after that, Fred slowly learned that Shaggy was not the man he thought he was.
wizardbaker 1 month ago
@wizardbaker all i read was shaggy is perverted (joke)
crazywilljump 3 weeks ago
I should just set this as my homepage, I only watch it like 2758923723769278 times a day
ColonelTwisty 1 month ago
Can someone please link me to that spider bite me thing I can't stop laughing
ShurikenG 1 month ago
@ShurikenG watch?v=99hDl0eQMR8
wizardbaker 1 month ago
this is like sealab
yofoot 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Orpheusftw
Whats the song in the Intro??
Anex130 1 month ago
@Anex130 /watch?v=c3haLKkffD4 this is the intro
SuperSims3Expert 1 month ago
how much longer till the next one???
thecyberdog2 1 month ago
One question Orpheus, when you title your videos as parts, do you actually plan on making more, or is that just a joke?
JJgamer93 1 month ago
@JJgamer93 It's a joke.
KnoxCarbon 1 month ago
Whats the song at 0:58
SuperSims3Expert 1 month ago
I'd love to see cs188, OrpheusFTW, and some other fellow poopers all meet in real life in one place: A malt shop.
Coolblue3680 1 month ago
so...much...innuendo...it HURTS!!
FenrirEx2 1 month ago
GO TO THAT CHURCH AND ASK GOD TO FUG YOU
fryBASS 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Make MOAR
Marioman303 1 month ago
surprised at ff7 music
MrStickmanSteve 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Orpheusftw
Where is the ask god to fug you from? I fucking rember something on tv like that once,
bigjake52 1 month ago
That"s too much activity for a two million year old watchdog.
Ralan91 1 month ago
I use the term "swooce" all the time anymore, like to describe any entry or forward motion. I'll be driving and there will be a sharp turn and I'll say "watch me swooce right in!"
captainironears 1 month ago
@captainironears swooce needs to be added to the dictionary, its a bad-ass term!
fryBASS 1 month ago in playlist The Skooks series
What is the part at 0:57 - 1:01 and 1:54 - 2:02?
HumanAlein100000 1 month ago
lol the secret bitch is still there!!! from last episode!! lmao
Acecombatgamertwo 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Aliteration x4?
You are without a doubt the most interesting/creative human who ever pooped the tube.
94sFinest 1 month ago
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Jakeoman14 1 month ago
anyone notice donald duck laughing in the corner at 3:46?
clonetrex 1 month ago
Orpheusftw, genius poop. But PLEASE PLEASE tell me what's that song that starts at 4:37. It sounds nice,
RedCrescentDemon 1 month ago
Beautiful. No other words can describe it.
HomicidalPingu 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
when ever theres a good opportunity to make a nice mini ytpmv
orpheus always cuts it too short
i'll just have to sing it in my head..
with the pickle on top with the pickle on top
wi wit with the pickle on top:D
poohhardy11 1 month ago
Am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen in out here and that we're in there and I JUST REMEMBERED, we're out here. What I want to know is where's the caveman?
RyGuy900 1 month ago 43
@RyGuy900 *Shaggy's eyes turn red, and the sound of wind gusting can be heard*
94sFinest 1 month ago
this is my 4th time watching this today, the lawls never go away, i swear.
Fletchmaster4413 1 month ago
TCH, PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
fuq there went my food god damet
ColonelTwisty 1 month ago
2:27 What the hell is that on the background?
FuckOff3211 1 month ago
Am I glad that he´s frozen in there and that we´re out here and that he´s the Sheriff and that we´re frozen out here and th