@TheIslammiracle Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . Wow, you are so funny, like, so original, the second coming of George Carlin.
Wow that cult leader i really want to beat the living shit out of her D:< she makes me so made with her stupid cult talk. "We will tell you when to go to sleep" "Especially when it's smeared on a pipping, hot english muffin" She said that so slow and it PISSED ME OFF!!! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU...DO YOU HEAR ME!?!??!?!
@NerdyGuyTalk Get on the horn with Cave Johnson, he'll get his engineers to reverse the jam to do something to her the next time she bites into one like she did.
You agreed when you signed our billion year contract to make 1000 jars of jam before each morning, if you fail Tom Cruise will not be able to save the planet and man kind will be doomed, now get to work Jane!
Now i'm not getting this....what kind of cult is this? I know it's a cult, but making jelly doesn't sound horrible. 0.o
ShadowClaw38 19 hours ago
I don't know what is worse, the fact that Hank and Peggy didn't listen to Luanne, or the Cult leader?
Alterego912 2 weeks ago
Luanne always gets into the weirdest shit lol.
QuantumSlime 2 weeks ago
does she have bobbies voice
Regginyaga 1 month ago
"Old Jane", "Young Jane"...jam, jelly, jam, jelly.
amuslima99 1 month ago
i thought number 3 was poop and pee?
TehHawksClan 1 month ago
@TehHawksClan look up 'seven dirty words' on google. #3 is fuck; shit and piss are #1 and #2 respectively.
RawrJumping 1 month ago
Luanne stupidity makes her awesome
scanprod 3 months ago
"were you only go.....number 3"
......masterbating?
doomdoomdoom23 3 months ago
@doomdoomdoom23 vomiting
Lizzarazo 2 months ago
@doomdoomdoom23 learn to spell "masturbate"
it's not masturbating without "u"
Corkoth55 2 months ago
@doomdoomdoom23 thats what i thought to lol
jimboslice711 2 months ago
my cult leader is so much nicer
eatmyfun 3 months ago
Isn't this a parody of a real life cult?
PrincessKLS 4 months ago
@PrincessKLS most likely
TwilightLink77 4 months ago
hum
ovarieonslaught 4 months ago
oh god imagine a pregnant person in this cult?
TwilightLink77 4 months ago
'we will tell you when you're hungry, we will tell you when you're tired'
Sounds like a republican candidate for presidency..
TheIslammiracle 4 months ago
@TheIslammiracle Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . . . Wow, you are so funny, like, so original, the second coming of George Carlin.
TytusTolshemLives 4 months ago
@TheIslammiracle Usually a joke has to have relevence?
GermanConquistador08 3 months ago
I go #3 all the time ;)
WillyTung 4 months ago
Do you Understand?
"Nod"
I said do you understand?
"Nod"
LilTico92 5 months ago
.........Were going to take you somewhere were you only go no.3
yelloweyeball 5 months ago
GIVE THAT GIRL SOME MEAT! >:O
53Spawn 5 months ago
didn't family guy use this same phone with jillian?
unlovingfilms 5 months ago
..What the.. O-o
ODarkDragon360 5 months ago
Shit, why do some people get so stupid to the point they join a cult? Go do something normal like a book club or hiking group :P
FreyaTalhamn 6 months ago
@FreyaTalhamn she just found out about the Omega House after her disasterous tour of a sorority. cut her some slack will ya?
0hvist 5 months ago
Wow that cult leader i really want to beat the living shit out of her D:< she makes me so made with her stupid cult talk. "We will tell you when to go to sleep" "Especially when it's smeared on a pipping, hot english muffin" She said that so slow and it PISSED ME OFF!!! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU...DO YOU HEAR ME!?!??!?!
NerdyGuyTalk 6 months ago 3
@NerdyGuyTalk good luck with beating up a cartoon pal.
laputadetumadre11 5 months ago 3
@laputadetumadre11 I'll beat up whoever made her or the staff...so i win :P
NerdyGuyTalk 5 months ago
@NerdyGuyTalk Mike Judge vs. some Youtuber with Nerdy in his name. Put it on PPV. RIGHT NOW.
RobChapman91 4 months ago
@NerdyGuyTalk Get on the horn with Cave Johnson, he'll get his engineers to reverse the jam to do something to her the next time she bites into one like she did.
0hvist 5 months ago
You agreed when you signed our billion year contract to make 1000 jars of jam before each morning, if you fail Tom Cruise will not be able to save the planet and man kind will be doomed, now get to work Jane!
Allanlegacy43 6 months ago
I will kill her for that English Muffin!!!!!
simpsonNirvana94 6 months ago
@BellaKoto they're* (sorry, I couldn't resist :P)
itachi4492 7 months ago
@BellaKoto yo do realize you've invoked Godwin's law, right?
Emigdiosback 7 months ago
@BellaKoto but i really am
SmashLiXs 7 months ago
@BellaKoto wow, calling a jew a grammer nazi. that's heavy
SmashLiXs 7 months ago
@BellaKoto first of all it's you're & 2nd you're probably right
SmashLiXs 7 months ago
@BellaKoto go screw yourself. eh i don't really care
SmashLiXs 7 months ago
i would like to have a girlfriend like luanne.
lvll138inrs 7 months ago
#3 sounds painful
MaleficDan 7 months ago
RIP Brittany Murphy.
DillyBansal 7 months ago
Like the Movementarians from the Simpsons lmao!!!
As an Alpha... ;)
mykicks2 8 months ago
"Leave everything from your old life behind....except work gloves....you'll need those..."
zeldafreak701 8 months ago
religion in a nutshell. you lose all thought & do what someone says, no question. eh whatever i'm desperate for friends, i'll try anything
SmashLiXs 8 months ago
@SmashLiXs youre talking about a cult
bearsfootballin06 8 months ago
@bearsfootballin06 eh, both are similar like what i said
SmashLiXs 8 months ago
@SmashLiXs in cults u have no free thoughts, in religons, u have freedom to an extent but u still have free thought
TsudereManga 8 months ago
Exactly why im going to choose my own paternity in college.
Half of them of fucking cults.
iluvrunescape114 8 months ago
Sheesh Luanne is such an airhead!
KingOystar 9 months ago
I'd scuttle the fuck out of that place....
Kawiia17 11 months ago 6
Poor Luanne. Too stupid for her own good.
JakeandElwoodBlues 11 months ago 115
@JakeandElwoodBlues Actually just stupid enough, it makes it hard for the cult to break her under its indoctrination.
Lordmaster36 3 months ago
@JakeandElwoodBlues (nods twice)
EliteDoomer 2 months ago
I wish I could go number 3!
tnargtnarud 11 months ago 5
"Are y'all with the cult?"
"Were not a cult. We're a society that promotes love, and-"
"Yeah, this is it."
HerrShaun 1 year ago 114
@HerrShaun
I need to find that clip hahahahaha!!!!!!! XD
BlackYoshi2 8 months ago