Nostalgia Critic - Santa Claus: The Movie (Part 1)

[ImSpidey2]

"This is the saddest f*cking thing I've ever seen!"

Wait until you see Toy Story 3.

[arty6060]

i laughed for 5 minutes when he said " alaca-child abduction

[AlexFruen]

I can't be believe he missed that fact that the fucking ATEAM VAN IS PARKED IN THE STREET WHEN JOE IS ON THE PHONE!

[MrWooaa]

i pressed dislike becaue you are not the critic. just someone posting his vids for atenction. shame on you.

[bakugancollecterZ]

@MrWooaa Your an idiot, and an asshole, he posts this on youtube so that people can see it, you ass.

[Uaxis]

Santa Christ was waiting for a last supper with milk and cookies.

... fucking terrible. I'm sorry folks, I apologize.

[Rack44hoonmaster]

Well, actually it would be okay to cheer for rain if you live in a town or large area that hasn't gotten rain for a long time and everyone is in a drought.

[Drakodan]

RRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIN.

[Andr286]

0:09 Too early to listen to that geek.

[CharlesXavier]

"A bright light shines in, it snows, they do nothing and then they congratulate themselves for it!"

LMAO!

[MegaGameMusic2]

I litterly rolfed at 7:08 - 7:15

[omegacat009]

07:18 the weather going to RAIN!!!

[mdeans79]

Where is the Star Trek review?

[dottiedots221]

Santa needs to make sure that you have a silent night XD

[BulletShootingGuys]

And if you look at our five-day forecast, you'll see that we get RAAAAAIN!!!!

[djspida5]

A bit late, but good old Nostalgia Critic delivers premium content as always!

[93camping]

No top comment! this is MY time to shine!... erm........... A bat Credit Card?!?

[mikayla690]

that akward moment when someone risks their hyde to give you a gift that you already have and then the two of you stare akwardly at each other in silence

[thewewguy8t88]

is it just me or is santa christ becoming more and more grummpy.

[Lmac731]

0:07 nice to see you douchey

[Laveticus]

"North" IS ONE OF THE WORST movies of ALL TIME!!!

Just for those who don't think I'm a fan of teh Critic. I just didn't care for this review. I'm sure I'll like his next. Being a dad too, I'm pretty overprotective of this movie.

[Laveticus]

Ya know what, even though I normally love the Critic, he's hilarious as all hell, in THIS review I hav to say he's being a complete dumbass! I loved his review about twilight, but he just doesn't know what the hell he's talking about here. I'll mention the reasons why, and sue me if maybe I'm a little jaded by being sentamental over this movie from seeing it as a kid, but I think my points are valid and are listed in the same order that he does them. Here the are:

[Laveticus]

1. What the hell critic??? Not everyone knows when a big storm is coming! Especially in old times.

2. A lot of people hav jobs inside their home. Hence the term, stayathomejob. It doesn't mean he won't hav his leisure time as well and it REALLY isn't like a slave when it's something you get joy out of. Like drawing. A lot of people would consider it a dream set-up.

[Laveticus]

3. I DO find it odd how their are NO female elves, but this wouldn't be the only story guilty of it. Look at Rodulph the red nosed reindeer. For some reason, there only seems to be boy elves. I DO think they were poor in their words they chose for the ancient elf. I think a more fitting way of saying it would hav been, "It seems like one night to you, but it would be an endless trip for others." Like he travels at the speed of light.

[LadyCorsaires]

@Laveticus Sorry to correct you but there were indeed female elves in Rodulph the red nosed reindeer.

[Laveticus]

@LadyCorsaires Oh really? Whoops! My bad. Weeird. I just showed my kids that one too and didn't catch that, but I WAZ just half-paying attention this time :p lol Nonetheless, crappy review and a waste of time I thought. Well, I WILL give him credit for sticking up for it at the end and I do LOVE his other reviews

I just watched "The Cell" one and thought he waz totally right about that one, as he is in most of his reviews

No hard feelings if you don't agree, it's just my opinion about this one

[Laveticus]

4. The star represents some sort of alignment. A constellation of some kind that creates the first snow for them, as wacky as that might sound, but it's a spirit world, so they can get away with it. So of course they would celebrate the first snow!

5. Um, they never once said Critic that this waz the first homeless boy he encountered. Kind of a stupid remark.

[Laveticus]

6. My last point, cause I DO think about half-way through the movie did get pretty silly and over-the-top (think it was a trend in the 80's. Start off good and get REALLY silly half-way through) is that at the end, that boy's homeless, which means he obviously doesn't hav parents caring for him anymore. And the girl's only two were that evil step-uncle who's gone at the end and that duechebag step-aunty or whatever she is. So I don't think anyone viewed tat as kidnapping at the end.

[VibraniumProductions]

At 6:43, well now we know what REALLY happened to Krypton.

[HeavenXxX]

00:28 Chuck Norris in this movie

[MrKILLER1078]

BUT CHISMAS IS OVER

[piplupsingularity]

And if you look at our five-day forecast you'll see that we getRAAIN!!!

[SpikePapp]

@piplupsingularity *dances around!* :D

[RisingVictor]

Heeeeeeeey, wait a minute....I remember this movie now. Damn, btw as I am typing this I am only in the begginning of this review. This was kinda weird for me even when I first watched it. Well, Im glad he dugged this outta the past cuz I never saw it EVER again for some reason. And at first I thought it was the one with Tim Allen. I LOVED that movie. But sadly never saw it this Christmas.

[DreamToriDream]

"chosen one" and no harry potter joke?

[BlueKnight851]

Santa with Muscles? Good thing I saw that Spoony review of it recently to know how awful that is.

[Kendrick12378]

Pause At 3:33 Bow Down Bitches!!

[moonlightkisu]

I loved this movie as a kid!

[Sam5726]

09:52 - Perhaps he became homeless just that year.

[GalaxyDuelist64]

Quantity over quality? Are you sure you're not refering to China?

[PageofLegend]

Tim Allen just sucks, lets all face it, he's not funny, and hes not a good actor.

[GalaxyDuelist64]

@PageofLegend well said

[Toongamer]

9:18 Please say that poster is Photoshopped.

[SRB2suntyro]

helloo ebay

[Leatherbubba]

That Santa Christ thing sucked.

Why don't I ever laugh at his skits?

Why are his reviews so funny, but everything else so unfunny?

[GalaxyDuelist64]

@Leatherbubba I guess it's because everything else he does fails in comparison to his reviews, and I agree, his skits are usually bleh

[CaptinNabil7]

I wanted see him review Tim Allen's version!

[QueenOfPessimism]

Eternal night? Would you even say an...Imperishable Night? Sorry, just had to. Great review, I love Santa.Christ!

[Achille12345]

Helloooo EBAY! XD

O.o Creepy little pervert elf!

[Snotrod191]

OMG! Iowa weather forecast used! LOL!

[kingvideogames]

3:19 I'll take it!

[DiddyJakal]

Hulk Hogan as Santa Claus.........nope. Doesn't work for me.

[TomMSTie1138]

You see Critic (and everyone else), these Elves are the Vandigum, a Northern subspecies of the Eldar. They've evolved to be shorter than their forest-dwelling cousins, as the shorter you are, the less area there is to be cold, and the less energy it takes to keep you warm.

[Zikiel]

@TomMSTie1138 So what you're saying is.. Christmas presents are nothing but instruments of xenos scum! I should have known. That would explain how he can deliver presents to a million worlds in one night- Heretical technologies and the Webways. HERESY!

[TomMSTie1138]

@Zikiel ...wow, and I thought I was pants-crapping insane.

[GuillerMak37]

"I'm invented Japan!"

[KeroroBaller236]

i had no idea Dumbledore would make an appearence in this movie!

[CharmieKid]

I was expecting:

"....Hello i'm the nostalgia Critic, Blah blah blah. Well.....I got scammed out of Christmas again, 'cause you know what Santa got me? A 250GB Xbox 360, two controllers, 12 month gold membership, a free headset and the limited edition copy of Gears of war 3.....And no Elder scrolls Skyrim?!?!?! FUCK YOU SANTA!!!"

Or something like that.....

[GuillerMak37]

@CharmieKid Yeah... that disappoint.

[az12223]

@CharmieKid skyrim for xbox??? you are dumb

[Pooky1991]

Oh man:( The snow button would have been perfect for this.

[hughcri]

Basically Santa is there Bitch...Cool...Imagine going to your friends

"What did you do at Christmas"

"I made Santa my bitch"

"Nice"

[hughcri]

Delivery or not they still need to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!!!

[SuperSpaceGirlHDTV]

what Santa Claus from 1959?

[theburntshadow]

"I've invented Japan!" XD

[randommarvel2010]

hello ebay lol

[Poodleinacan]

Burn the Genesis with fire!

[Lightspeeds]

@Poodleinacan SILENCE KNAVE!

[RednekGamurz]

hey, if u don't want the genesis, i'll take it nostalgia critic

[virtzilla]

Santa Christ!

[Idazmi7]

@virtzilla

Santa Christ: "Wha- oh, ho ho ho.... (sigh) ....I hate when this happens. Silent night, kid."

[latinelover24]

did i urinate on your rug? the bums lose!!

[ilikemartialarts]

has the ancient elf ever heard of a shaver?, then those other elf's wouldnt have to carry his fucking beard!

[albedo00]

While watching that weird telescope scene at 6:36, did anyone else thought of the Great Conjunction in the movie The Dark Crystal?

[braintheif90]

SANTA CHRIST! i missed you!

[Adamguy2003]

How is this film being considered a cult classic? On the few occasions I know of that anyone mentions this film, it's to talk about it insultingly. It's like saying 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' is a cult classic.

btw, next year, the Critic needs to review 'Santa With Muscles.' Heard it was atrocious.

[Mario1370]

10:40

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! X'D

[CatatonicKuroneko]

ALACACHILDABDUCTION

[NashTheBlade]

when he put up the Supergirl poster, then put up the Somewhere In Time poster...was he trying to imply that the good one came after the bad one, well i got news for you, they didn't...because after this movie he made movies utterly forgettable and then some foreign films we won't care to watch where his career ended in 1998...Look up Jeannot Szwarc and tell me i'm lying

[ThePoison56]

Alaca Child Abduction!

[Ketorulz]

I hope he reviews SuperGirl!

[Lonewolfjedi]

@Ketorulz Look up Hellsing920, he did a reaction and review of it

[Ketorulz]

@Lonewolfjedi Different style. I would rather see actual footage and seeing a reaction to specific scenes.

[Lonewolfjedi]

@Ketorulz Ahh, well since he's been in trouble with copyright claims before, all we see is his fat ass watching it and recording his reaction followed by his personal review, either way, he hated that movie, said he'd rather watch Superman IV before that one

[B00Cwis]

So would Santa be their sleigh-ve?

[FriedAbortions]

I thought Jeff Bridges was The Big Labowski

[Anihero69]

@FriedAbortions jeff bridges plays a guy with the same name as the big lebowski & ends up impersonating him

[FriedAbortions]

@Anihero69 Wow I just sounded really stupid now

[Anihero69]

@FriedAbortions it's cool, common mistake

[Leatherbubba]

@FriedAbortions It's cleary stated in the movie that the rich Lebowski is the Big Lebowski.

[bloodanddajugs]

@FriedAbortions No he's the Dude, Duder, El Duderino etc.

[WarGreyDan]

@FriedAbortions Naw, Jeff Bridges is The Dude. Santa Claus is that other Lebowski guy.

[rocklover59]

@FriedAbortions jeff bridges was the dude. the older lebowski in the wheelchair was the big lebowski

[pippo17173]

Doushy really knows how to get your nerves XD

[luffyduffy7817]

GODDAMN this has to be the most depressing Christmas movie involving Santa ever! :(

[jp3813]

@luffyduffy7817 No, it's not. It just has a sad moment w/ the reindeer crying, but everything else is goofy fun.

[luffyduffy7817]

@jp3813 I don't know why I just get this sad vibe from it :(

[jp3813]

@luffyduffy7817 Probably b/c NC chose to focus on the villain. But as he points out, the movie is so lighthearted that it's actually quite corny. A Christmas cult classic, and even has a nice theme song: watch?v=B-8hMvD8gV4

[MorticonZX]

"I've invented Japan!"

[xaxie1]

"Your wife will also be our inpregnanted elf queen!"

[CloneComander1138]

My little creepy?Ohhh Pinkie with her hair down...

[DarkVaati13]

I want that geninsis

[DahThirdBestEditor]

Aka-ka CHILD ABDUCTION

LMFAO!

[Monopoly907]

"I invented Japan!" XD

[UNCLEBEN9000]

He should have reviewed the Santa Clause with Tim Allen instead of this bull shit

[KatyHallow]

I can see "FOR FREEEEE?!!!" turning into a new running gag.

[Kryptnyt]

10:06

Don't you know who I am?

Did anyone else immediately think "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"

[jayofthe400]

@Kryptnyt I was going with Kamina or Cave Johnsons Lemon speech myself.

[Danzigadoo666]

Get Santa Christ some pancakes!

[WickedSabbath18]

FOR FREEEEEEEEEEE?!!

[9CrystalDragon2]

The ancient elf elf? does the movie call him that? I always called him father time? it's been a while since i've watched this.

[Botatobooom]

OK, there are three things I honestly don't really like in critic's recent reviews:

1) he overacts a lot.

2) the scenes from the movie are way too long.

3) kinda predictable jokes.

thumb me down if you want but I'm a big fan of him and I don't want him jump the shark.

[wildefice1]

@Botatobooom ... overacts a lot ... did you see his lost in space review or the quest for camelot

[Botatobooom]

@wildefice1 did read the word "recent" in my comment ?

[wildefice1]

@Botatobooom i did <.< in case you didnt notice his overacting is what he has done since day one

[Werewolf84820]

I used to think I imagined this movie, I probably saw it when I was a toddler w/ my older cousins, but didnt know why I would remember parts of a movie I was sure I never saw + no 1 had heard of. When I was about 12 I found the movie story book at a book-sale + I was like bloody hell I didnt imagine it. I watched it and compared to the Tim Allen one I grew up watching every yr, I'll stick to the Toolman. Glad the Nostalgia Critic reviewed it though, it was probably one of his funniest. =^_^=

[ZRtheHedgehog77]

Kinda late for the party arn't we?

[Carltheturtletamer]

6:40 I was expecting a death star joke.

[CaptainMonotone]

and the nostalgia critic continues to rip apart films from my childhood. luckily this is one that i was always "meh" about

[TheFenfryGuy]

9:36 Don't you mean china?

[MTMproductions630]

7:16

[wtfomgstudios]

I burst out laughing at ALAKA-CHILDABDUCTION and "I've invented Japan!"

[PichuSkywalker]

I like this movie (:

[jaguar4u2012]

Its about Time!

at last a New Episode of NC!

stop making me wait so long!!! ><

[Teddyngham]

Isen´t Mrs. Claus, Daisy from Keeping Up Appearances?

[Lonewolfjedi]

Santa Christ FTW

[cgsilverscreen2020]

"So just when it looks like the Christmas equivalent of When The Wind Blows..."

Really, Critic?

[Hayastantzi92]

I've invented Japan!!!

[Clausfarre]

I Am NOT Dudley Moore!!!

Not acted out by me!!!

[LegionIscariot]

How did they reproduce before Mrs Clause showed up? On second though I don't wanna know.

[finalsight]

I've loved this film since i was a kid and almost always end up watching it every xmas.

[TheVehicleDESTROYAH]

Actually Chistmas isnt over yet

[mephilel2112]

Hahahahah i really missed santachrist

[ScientificScience]

Doesn't Santa look like Karl Marx?

[teeno312]

well critic could always put the other genesis up on ebay and use it for maybe some more genesis games?

[flashfire505]

"Well how about that weather huh?"

"I almost died"

Oooohh yeeaaah"

[watchop]

elf you live here now

Santa .what

elf.you will make toys for the rest of your life

Santa . i did not argge to that

elf.you will live for ever

Santa .i have some question about this

elf we could throw out in the snow to die would rather have that ?

santa.no

[aelita12345678910]

@watchop exceptions= hot elf chicks (e.x lineage 2 elfs)

[narrat0r12]

*has to stop playing EDF Insect Armageddon to watch NC*

ARRGGHH GOD DAMN IT WHAT DO I DO?!

[NostalgiaCriticFan7]

santa christ <3

[RaidenIsTheLightning]

@NostalgiaCriticFan7 supermegasantadeathchrist